ibkayee:
My mummy and daddy are perfect

Samuels90:
That's how most African parents behave. You can't be right, even tho u are right.

enemyofprogress:
is that the answer to the question?Na so una dey fail exams. No wonder you still dey look for admission into the University at age 37

paix:
I salute your courage for enduring the insults. Which trait did you imbibe, mum's or dad's?

ModestGal:
Shout out to women, I've read all these, from page one to last, and mothers are better than fathers. But there are actually some good men out there, just that they are very scarce. But all you men should learn and be good to your children, the truth is all these men didn't plan to be wicked to their family, but sometimes psychological disturbances, life stress, can make people become what they won't be proud of, for instance, all those that said their fathers were drunkards.
You need to be constantly evaluating yourself, and ask your wives, children what they think about you as a father. Sometimes, it could be heredity as well, my fathers aggression is hereditary, and he tell us every time and thus work on himself. Comparing children sometimes can be natural when we feel frustrated, especially when children are in their teen ages.
We should learn to accept our flaws, it is only then we can work on those flaws.
Sometimes, it could actually be their wives not making them happy, and thus they transfer it to the children.
And many times, abusive children become abusive parents, most of you commenting here would turn out to be just like your parents, in another way because you are dealing with children of another generation, you won't know you are like them because you will be in denial and look for what to blame instead.
Ask your children, or you can even talk to your child's teacher to help you with a secret parental survey if you think your child may not want to tell you the truth.
Don't ever think children are young, they understand everything going on and how you treat their mothers. I understood things since I was age two, how we do in my family. Don't beat your wife, don't curse on them, your children are watching you and would judge you on how you treat their mothers.
Self evaluation is key, learn to stay strong in difficult times, learn to control your emotions, pray to God, marry a good wife, discipline your emotions and wants, understand that children are gifts and you need to be the best for them

englishmart:
My parents don't want me to watch porn

vickydevoka:

It pains me alot. My dat hates investment. He only uses his money to help village people. Every year travel up to 5 tyms spend 500 to 1milion. Mean while he doesn't have a house of his own. Wen a plot of land wan 300k in Jos I begged my father he refused.
My father has over 5mil buh go de expect me to use my last 500k to buy for am car

Jokerman:


What levels are you in candycrush...the ojoro is too much in that game... Can't pass a "pop the bottles level" for a while now.... hopefully I won't delete the game soon

leathalbeast:
None coz its not easy to be a parent. Sometimes they say or do things that make you angry but in the end you will realize that it was all for the best.

Bruno3000:
If only we can choose our parents! Ma mum sha better pass that man. Sometimes its best for SOME of ur parents to die young.

Humanoid01:
Lol.

My mum is a specialist in sending people on errands. She can literally call you all the way from your room or anywhere a bit far from her to help her get something she could just stand up and get. Damn! It pisses the crap out of me.

ModestGal:

I think I have OCD or I'm a perfectionist, but in a different way. Are you a psychologist?

Sermwell:
I love my parents so much from the depths of my heart!! But my dad is a chronic gambler which I hate so much about him. he has been doing this for like over 20yrs now. We have sat him down to talk to him on several occasions but he refused to stop, even when my mum threatened to leave. I send 70k for both of them every month(40k for dad and 30k for mum)since December but my dad squanders his own in less than 2 weeks and be disturbing my mum for money.
Now I just sent them for the month of March but this time around, it is 50k for mum and dad 20k. I will continue reducing his own share and even eventually stop giving him if he continues to gamble.
As for my mum, she's the best woman in the world!(No flatteries). She's peaceful, calm, respectful, beautiful and most of all, lover of God. She's both a good mother to all of us and a good wife to my dad. I have been trying to find fault in my mum but cannot. My mum's kind are very rare. I say this with all sense of honesty!!
Also him to keep gambling if you want him to live long

abeg give my mum some likes jare!! lol.

ModestGal:

I think I'm OCD because I loose it all. Like I give up on cleaning, I give up on arranging when the circumstances cannot just permit me to be me. For instance, during this covid19, I clean and clean,wash but when I traveled home, with everyone lackadaisical attitude, I just have up, no matter how I clean, I feel I'm wasting my time and have to be forcing myself, writing it down to remind myself. I don't know how to be average, it's either I'm doing it perfectly or zero. It makes me to wish not to stay with anyone, since most people are average, and I can't just cope,so I'm zero

Sermwell:
I love my parents so much from the depths of my heart!! But my dad is a chronic gambler which I hate so much about him. he has been doing this for like over 20yrs now. We have sat him down to talk to him on several occasions but he refused to stop, even when my mum threatened to leave. I send 70k for both of them every month(40k for dad and 30k for mum)since December but my dad squanders his own in less than 2 weeks and be disturbing my mum for money.
Now I just sent them for the month of March but this time around, it is 50k for mum and dad 20k. I will continue reducing his own share and even eventually stop giving him if he continues to gamble.
As for my mum, she's the best woman in the world!(No flatteries). She's peaceful, calm, respectful, beautiful and most of all, lover of God. She's both a good mother to all of us and a good wife to my dad. I have been trying to find fault in my mum but cannot. My mum's kind are very rare. I say this with all sense of honesty!!


abeg give my mum some likes jare!! lol.

Starboytwo:
My mum can slap for africa any small thing kpra kpra for my face, the worse be say he can master me, sotey I nor dey fear slap again... Na today...


Mum- oya go and grind pepper

Me-(returns after sometime)

Mum- where did you go ehn( slaps) you go and play ball again? Ehn, u leave me for kitchen doing all the work and you go and play foolish ball, kpa kpa kpa slap again

Me- shaybi na u say make I go grind pepper, wey you gimme 50 naira

Mum- (staring at me) oh

Me -(staring back)

Mum- ehn, shaybi I ask you to clear the house yesterday, did you clear it? You went to play ball, everyday ball ball ball... Get away from my front before I sand you again...

Humanoid01:
Lol.

My mum is a specialist in sending people on errands. She can literally call you all the way from your room or anywhere a bit far from her to help her get something she could just stand up and get. Damn! It pisses the crap out of me.

egopersonified:


I read this somewhere else on nairaland, I found it very funny and looks for ways to do it to my kids. Like sitting in the parlour and calling them from the room to get me the remote that is four feet away from me. The first time I did it, I laughed an evil laugh within me.

ojun50:

� mumu

Amanofwisdom:

Emm, OCD means obsessive compulsive disorder, it means you like to keep everything in order or properly arranged even when there's no need to, what you just described is the opposite of OCD, I could be wrong but sounds more like AS- Amotivational syndrome which is a lack of care for social activities or task.
Someone with OCD is a perfectionist and would be obsessed with keeping everything clean and intact but someone with AS might be the opposite, he/she might not care enough or at all to keep everything intact kinda like you not caring about cleaning.

I could be wrong, I'm no verified physiologist just a man trying to help.