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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by OlawaleBammie: 10:51pm On Mar 31, 2020
yvesboss:


Immediately my dad informed her I won’t be returning back with them to their house as I have friends at my place who will spend the night so we could all leave for the church wedding the next day - momma believed I undermined the tradition. Barged at the high table where I was feeling like mvp, loudly questioning what I had said and the moment I tried explaining myself ehn, hell went loose

Long story short it’s been years but I still do tell her to apologize for that action as I will never forget though I have forgiven her

One thing about very traditional parents is that they are never wrong when it comes to their children and they never apologize
I will never be like that

Orthodox parents dont apologise to children verbally, rey dont.

Even me, i have that trait from them grin
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Kingofpalmgroov: 10:54pm On Mar 31, 2020
domesifa:
December 2019. Church conducted wedding till 4pm on the excuse the couple turned up late. Guests at reception venue ran out of patience. MC requested food vendor to entertain guests since they were visibly tired and hungry. Before the couple arrived the reception venue at about 5pm, many had gone, very few relatives left. Worse, the couple again checked out to change up. They returned past 5pm to meet the MC, DJ and very few guests. Funnily, they couple kept the drink themselves, and no one even drank

This also happened at my wedding reception, we started late around 4pm but family members decided to serve guests. Coupled with the issue I had with my Ogbonge tailor.

I can't forget all the wahala I passed through that day, I didn't even remember to bleep sef cos I was fvcking tired

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by SoSlimOlak(m): 10:55pm On Mar 31, 2020
I remembered I was the best man... I was wearing two left leg shoe because there was a mistake from the place we bought it and because I was broke and couldn't afford to get another, as a sharp guy... I wore it like that oo grin grin

That day was Arsenal match around 4pm, my uncle whispered to my ear ... You can't imagine he was watching the match live from Hesgoal.com lipsrsealed

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by bonnyhope: 10:55pm On Mar 31, 2020
As i neva wed wetin i go talk now
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by domesifa(m): 10:56pm On Mar 31, 2020
As DJ, bride had informed me she wouldn't dance to any other kind of music except gospel. Groom was ok with anything current and popular. Couple entry: gospel music. Interludes: gospel music. Couple dance: gospel music

Groom signalled for a change to secular; guests cheered and jumped on the dance floor. Bride paused her steps; complained through her looks, groom and I ignored. She then made her disapproval visible, hoping that the guests would be in her support. No. She received jeers, backlashes, rants and abuses. Bride began to cry

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by richiemcgold: 10:58pm On Mar 31, 2020
There was a free for all fight at d reception. Police eventually came & d wedding ended abruptly. Food/drinks got wasted

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by OlawaleBammie: 10:59pm On Mar 31, 2020
Why is it that every lady on this thread are planning to have a solo wedding?? Why??

I tot ladies are extrevag....t, frivol....s, and sophisticated in nature, soo why the sudden and unexpected cbange??


Me a dey smell foul kick oo.

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by OlawaleBammie: 11:04pm On Mar 31, 2020
domesifa:
December 2019. Church conducted wedding till 4pm on the excuse the couple turned up late. Guests at reception venue ran out of patience. MC requested food vendor to entertain guests since they were visibly tired and hungry. Before the couple arrived the reception venue at about 5pm, many had gone, very few relatives left. Worse, the couple again checked out to change up. They returned past 5pm to meet the MC, DJ and very few guests. Funnily, they couple kept the drink themselves, and no one even drank. Reception was done in an empty hall; everything was over in 15 minutes

grin grin grin grin
Soo fast?? Why did they use Sarrus method to solve this determinant??
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by ciopnigeria: 11:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
My wedding cake was sour.
I didn't even know only for my guys and friends to start beeping me when I was in hotel room "omo, tour car sour. Nobody ate it.
What!

The cake maker was my sister in-law. I can't afford to shout. It died down like that till date

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:07pm On Mar 31, 2020
sthecy:
Ain’t married yet.....no story to tell for now

Marry me
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Kingofpalmgroov: 11:07pm On Mar 31, 2020
Caleb4show:

Buh how could you sew an attire for a wedding without wearing it to check it out before the main day it kinda strange

I wasn't in town during those period, only arrived few days and other things overwhelmed me. Though it was based on referral and also saw few he displayed. 12years till date, the cloth still never size me and I didn't bother amending it.

Ordinary "Etibo" turned to Agbada

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Chamber2000: 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2020
I did bestman for a friend and I was in my hotel room relaxing and didn't know wedding was about to start. When I was called and started hurrying, my zipper got spoilt.

I manage that one then to wear shoe I now found out I didn't pack my shoes from Lagos

Pastor said the couples can't March into church without the whole bridal train and groom caterpillar abi wetin dem dey call am.

I started lookin for where to buy shoes same time and I saw one local one. Paid and ran to church. My guy no fit talk na d wife want to use swear finish boyo life.

We now marched into church by 11am. The pastor had already got wind of me being the cause of the delay asked me to stand up. He tongue lashed me like a school boy. I just stood there fuming inside but I bottled it up.

After church service I was to take pictures with couples and the rest, I disappear again to go work on my zipper. When I came back reception has already started and the bride told me if I come near them she will so fight me.

I jejely carried the babe that I got as one of my aso ebi to my hotel.

Never you disrupt an evening newspaper wedding plans or wedding.

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by yvesboss(m): 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Orthodox parents dont apologise to children verbally, rey dont.

Even me, i have that trait from them grin

Haa please o for the purpose of your kids
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:11pm On Mar 31, 2020
Kingofpalmgroov:


I wasn't in town during those period, only arrived few days and other things overwhelmed me. Though it was based on referral and also saw few he displayed. 12years till date, the cloth still never size me and I didn't bother amending it.

Ordinary "Etibo" turned to Agbada

Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by mechanics(m): 11:13pm On Mar 31, 2020
Exchange blows in wedding, that's serious.
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:14pm On Mar 31, 2020
Chamber2000:
I did bestman for a friend and I was in my hotel room relaxing and didn't know wedding was about to start. When I was called and started hurrying, my zipper got spoilt.

I manage that one then to wear shoe I now found out I didn't pack my shoes from Lagos

Pastor said the couples can't March into church without the whole bridal train and groom caterpillar abi wetin dem dey call am.

I started lookin for where to buy shoes same time and I saw one local one. Paid and ran to church. My guy no fit talk na d wife want to use swear finish boyo life.

We now marched into church by 11am. The pastor had already got wind of me being the cause of the delay asked me to stand up. He tongue lashed me like a school boy. I just stood there fuming inside but I bottled it up.

After church service I was to take pictures with couples and the rest, I disappear again to go work on my zipper. When I came back reception has already started and the bride told me if I come near them she will so fight me.

I jejely carried the babe that I got as one of my aso ebi to my hotel.

Never you disrupt an evening newspaper wedding plans or wedding.
Evening newspaper!!! that one got me laughing so hard

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by OlawaleBammie: 11:17pm On Mar 31, 2020
yvesboss:


Haa please o for the purpose of your kids

Taaahh, what hapen to their purpose sir?? cheesy grin grin

Am of the Orthodox view my brother, not that we dont beg verbally but we make it so rare, and i love it that way.

I dont want a simp as son
I dont want a daughter who would comit suicide in the future.

I want children who would b having a curtailed emotions.

I want rigid children, who would say and stand on their ground, who would not b easily moved cus of one nonsense emotions.

Laslas, i want a principled children cus i mysef am a principle personality. grin

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Chamber2000: 11:18pm On Mar 31, 2020
My last wedding story was when my brother married an Idoma lady and the bride family said every money made there and sprayed will be given to the bride family according to tradition.

The committee of friends who were Anambra biz men who don't like inter ethnic marriage told them that if they dare see any of them picking money that they will scatter everything and the bride will return to her papa house.

I just sat there enjoying the show and laughing as all these akpu Obi biz guys were spraying money and watching who is picking.

A trad wedding my brother spent more than a million plus will just be given to the bride family who were all acting like shylock on the bride price day.

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by yvesboss(m): 11:19pm On Mar 31, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Taaahh, what hapen to their purpose sir?? cheesy grin grin

Am of the Orthodox view my brother, not that we dont beg verbally but we make it so rare, and i love it that way.

I dont want a simp as son
I dont want a daughter who would comit suicide in the future.

I want children who would b having a curtailed emotions.

I want a rigid children, who would say and stand on their ground, who would not b easily moved cus of one nonsense emotions.

Laslas, i want a principled children cus i mysef am a principle personality. grin

Understand you now
Perfectly but in a like scenario as mine please apologize

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by africaflozy(f): 11:19pm On Mar 31, 2020
All these comments ehn... Very hilarious

My wedding day was smooth and fast... I only got angry because we forgot to take the part of our own cake... Dais ow I and Le hub did not taste our wedding cake

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Femeto: 11:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
grin that theif get Confidence o.

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by nnekaike(f): 11:29pm On Mar 31, 2020
africaflozy:
All these comments ehn... Very hilarious

My wedding day was smooth and fast... I only got angry because we forgot to take the part of our own cake... Dais ow I and Le hub did not taste our wedding cake
E reach to vex,the only thing I payed close attention to was my cake,na me use my hand share am the way I want family people and Hubby tire sef.
I can't spend that plenti money on cake and go home empty handed.

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by fatymore(f): 11:34pm On Mar 31, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Fatymore so u sef are stil very much on the table??


Where have u bn sef



I dey look you one side with your posts. How is stay at home
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Dr7Manhattan: 11:40pm On Mar 31, 2020
mabeni:
I was went to a traditional wedding where the bride's commited suide. She drank gamaline-20 to take her own life. I ran four fourty.
Rumour has that she had warned her daughter against marrying the man but refused then mom vowed she's not gonna marry the the in her presence.

Nollywood

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Eddygre8(m): 11:43pm On Mar 31, 2020
Story for another day
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Onyekachi419(f): 11:45pm On Mar 31, 2020
southniyikaye:
walahi I love this babe already, see as I burst laugh

Was an official photographer for an even, the groom bro segun was a guyman so he turned up extremely drunk, court wedding, when it was their turn, groom couldn't stand straight, getting up and sitting down, dem Sha package am do the wedding, what offed me was when all those photographer that comes to hustle came with almost 15pics that they should pay him for it, groom say he no send am, photographer no gree the motor commot, then the groom and his entourage of agbero almost kill that guy that day, the pics were nice, just collected them and paid him. I really pity the guy Sha cos I do go out to hustle too and I know the pain.

Shey you see ibo people, I don't know if it is their custom o cos the wedding I went to cover at faulks road Aba,, 50% of people didn't get to eat, even I the photographer, na rice without meat I chop. You could imagine my surprise when a van came in few minutes later, the drinks in that van, if dem sum up the money, it can cook food that will serve the whole party 3times.
lol some igbos like drink for wedding pass food

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Onyekachi419(f): 11:48pm On Mar 31, 2020
NaijadrivaCars:
cheesy

Imagine a Griller like MannabbqGROSS started talking about Buhari in my neighbours wedding when s/he is supposed to GRILL dead Meat.

See as we chase am out...
Hahahahahahahahaha make una free that guy
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Bukden16(m): 11:51pm On Mar 31, 2020
Bossontop:
I attended one wedding laidat where bride and groom's family guests had different color codes and the grooms family brought food for their own guests while the bride family also brought food for their own guests......wetin consyn me i sha chop two different types of food that day


No make food kill you ooh ...
Especially, Yoruba type of concoction.

Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Lamanii22(f): 11:58pm On Mar 31, 2020
yvesboss:


Immediately my dad informed her I won’t be returning back with them to their house as I have friends at my place who will spend the night so we could all leave for the church wedding the next day - momma believed I undermined the tradition. Barged at the high table where I was feeling like mvp, loudly questioning what I had said and the moment I tried explaining myself ehn, hell went loose

Long story short it’s been years but I still do tell her to apologize for that action as I will never forget though I have forgiven her

One thing about very traditional parents is that they are never wrong when it comes to their children and they never apologize
I will never be like that



Awwwwn... Mothers eehn! You're right they would never apologize... I don't wanna be like that either...
Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by Litigant(f): 12:09am On Apr 01, 2020
October wedding, the bride created bridesmaid WhatsApp group since early August o, for us to choose style and all. She added the tailor too. The tailor was sending some complicated Beyonce styles , we all said noooo, please make a simple style, we sent simple and finer styles, this tailor refused, said the one she chose is what she will make . We should not worry, it will be fine... Sent tons and tons of measurements for us to do and send to her.

A day before wedding, we all went there early on friday, so that we can check out the dress and incase if there is any adjustments to do. We call tailor Taya, she didn't pick, waited for the tailor o in our hotel room, the bride called and called...for where She didn't pick, since morning

She came around 10pm. Rushed it with 2hefty bags...

So sorry I've been busy but the dresses are ready now, please if I call your name come for your dress.
Omo this woman remove dress and it was nothing close to the picture she sent, oversize, ugly, she hasn't even fixed the hands, just the body. She just made a gown with ugly flair without hand, same size for everyone, biiig grin grin

We all looked at ourselves in disbelief, wetin be this? shocked shocked
Don't worry the hand won't take long to fix, please everyone come and wear and let's see the adjustment to make . It's just to adjust and put the hand, it won't take long. She came alone o, no apprentice or someone to help her.


We all know say we don enter one chance, for God's sake the wedding is in few hours, and our dresses isn't ready yet? Since August?

Okay now lemme burst your bubble, she told the chief bridesmaid she would bring her dress in the morning for her, guess what? She never even cut am grin grin grin God is my witness I'm not making this up grin grin

Okay start the adjustment and fixing of hand, let's use the whole night to fix this..she said she will come first thing the next morning, that she need to rush home. Hmmmm gave us all the nonsense assurance.


We started calling this woman from 5am in the morning, the makeup artist came, did everyone makeup, no cloth to wear, chief bridesmaid don't even have any hope atall, nothing,
6am, 7am, 8am almost 9 before she rushed over, sweating, service starts 10:30.
The bride was ready, dressed and all, nobody to follow her, not one single soul, we were all tying wrapper, she started crying, deep tears, cursing the woman, she was hoping that atleast one person gown among us will be ready, so the person can follow her to church to help adjust her gown, veil and help with all the general help bestlady do give... no one was ready o.. makeup ready but nothing to wear. Omo this bride was saaaaaaadddd, we had to drag her out of the room before pesin go faint.
the bride's people were downstairs, waiting for her to come down because service go soon start.... iyawo where are you, we are late ooo come ooo

The tailor didn't even touch our dress, she brought out the chief bridesmaid material and was cutting and recutting

Omo this Tori long ooo

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Re: Nigeria Wedding Drama: Share Your Experience by charles009(m): 12:18am On Apr 01, 2020
Mine was crazy, you guys should forgive me i was young and exuberant.
Checked wify to be into a 5 star hotel with her bridesmaid, left with my team, got drunk and called an ex. I woke up around 9:30am.
I had over 200missed calls lol, I had to dash off like a man possessed.

Thank God everything went fine...

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