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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ghettokid1(m): 9:57am On Apr 04, 2020
fergie001:
This one don scatter all his secondary school colleagues that year.
U know him?

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ghettokid1(m): 9:59am On Apr 04, 2020
Mikocake:
The farmer and Politician combo will have any Naija girl fall wakataa!!
Nairalanders own nko?
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 10:58am On Apr 04, 2020
ghettokid1:

U know him?
Do you need to know him?
You go just know say e don use words scatter tinx...esp if na boarding house grin
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ghettokid1(m): 11:00am On Apr 04, 2020
fergie001:

Do you need to know him?
You go just know say e don use words scatter tinx...esp if na boarding house grin
Lol.......
make i keep shut, i just came back from ban this morning.
@fergie001

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Romittt: 1:07pm On Apr 04, 2020
ghettokid1:

but which one dope pass?

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by baillers123: 1:07pm On Apr 04, 2020
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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by franchasng: 1:09pm On Apr 04, 2020
Guys hustle oh! Hustle oh!! Make Okada man no use sweet mouth divert your girlfriend to his one room apartment in an uncompleted building grin grin

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2020
ghettokid1:

Lol.......
make i keep shut, i just came back from ban this morning.
@fergie001
Abeg, your ban na per minute billing?

Better beg the mods ooooo

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Lexusgs430: 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2020
COVID19 super spreader nkor.....
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Jaspernubi: 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2020
Toasting according to profession Ah! World People shocked

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Politicalman: 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2020
Oh God. See toasting. God of mercy.


POLITICIAN
I promise never to break ur heart baby, i will change ur life, ur wardrobe and even ur future. See eh, because of u i will build a new road in ur village and name it after u, i will build a borehole in ur compound. U will have steady power supply 4 the rest of ur life. Just vote 4 my heart to win this election to ur heart and i will fulfil all these promises.
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TEACHER
My love 4 u is like my salary, it may delay but it will always come, as the principal of my heart, i promise to teach u the rudiment of home economics and biology. Baby u have given my heart an assignment to beat 4 u on daily basis and not even ASUU strike can stop it.
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Kindly Add Ur Profession's Below[/quote]

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2020
franchasng:
Guys hustle oh! Hustle oh!! Make Okada man no use sweet mouth divert your girlfriend to his one room apartment in an uncompleted building grin grin
God forbid.....this one touch me...Kai
Jehova biko

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ArcFresky(m): 1:13pm On Apr 04, 2020
All this toasting without money. You go die single

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Sonnobax15(m): 1:14pm On Apr 04, 2020
kiss BAKER(BREAD):





Helo bae,whenever i rest my eyes on you,there's this inward warm feeling in my heart that reminds me of the fact that without you,my life'd have been so tasteless like a bread without sugar and yeast....



i just want you to know that i love you and won't trade your love for any thing...i'll then go down on my knees and propose with my flower on one hand and a loaf of bread on my other hand...

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Angelinastto(f): 1:14pm On Apr 04, 2020
what about engineers? We love engine boys grin
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Alexanity(m): 1:16pm On Apr 04, 2020
YAHOO BOY



Baby, I promise I'm just in actual street, your pant I will never use for Benz, You inspire my fomart, Let me love you for real because, I'm good, dont play hard to get even a German grandma have fallen for my lines why not you, instead of of forming, why not support the hustle by being there and sub me, hustle go pay las las and my front Benz seat I reserve for you and above all, I tell you now among all the girls that will trip for me, you are the only one I will ever truly love.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by BankyGee(m): 1:16pm On Apr 04, 2020
emeijeh:
Ghetto, You know all these scopes, yet you are Babe-less cheesy
Ahswear
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Agugbadin: 1:17pm On Apr 04, 2020
Idleness is what can give someone time to compose and post this. See how the lock down has rendered this writer Idle.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by BankyGee(m): 1:17pm On Apr 04, 2020
COMEDIAN:
Baby, my heart beats for you like talking drum, your laughter makes me remember many jokes. I might sound funny but I'm serious, egungun be careful to anyone who tries to hurt you, anytime I come close to you, I feel like I'm on stage.

cc: ghettokid
cc: emeijeh

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by bestpunterever: 1:18pm On Apr 04, 2020
ghettokid1:
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army robber own nko?
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by SpecialAdviser(m): 1:19pm On Apr 04, 2020
Engineers See you have screwed my brain. It is filled with electromagnetic radiation. Spanner cannot loose what your love has tighten on my body. I feel like using autocad to draw the magnitude of what I will do to reward you. I hope you have enough processor and memory space to computerise what I will do for you.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Ussycool: 1:20pm On Apr 04, 2020
My next move... I need a girl.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by iCauseTrouble: 1:22pm On Apr 04, 2020
ghettokid1:
Cc, Emeijeh
Cc, Fergie001
Cc, Perfecttouchade
Come and check ur profession

Waiting for geologist
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by jericco1(m): 1:23pm On Apr 04, 2020
Lol wink
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by luluman: 1:25pm On Apr 04, 2020
ghettokid1:
POLITICIAN
I promise never to break ur heart baby, i will change ur life, ur wardrobe and even ur future. See eh, because of u i will build a new road in ur village and name it after u, i will build a borehole in ur compound. U will have steady power supply 4 the rest of ur life. Just vote 4 my heart to win this election to ur heart and i will fulfil all these promises.
*
TEACHER
My love 4 u is like my salary, it may delay but it will always come, as the principal of my heart, i promise to teach u the rudiment of home economics and biology. Baby u have given my heart an assignment to beat 4 u on daily basis and not even ASUU strike can stop it.
*
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Kindly Add Ur Profession's Below
But why you put teacher last?
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by GreatResearcher1: 1:25pm On Apr 04, 2020
fergie001:
I no be girl nah, and my profession no deh here.

...nna forget it mehn, money rules the world.
Anyone that can produce the ego is cool.
with money u dont need all these. Na women go toast u
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by tomju(m): 1:25pm On Apr 04, 2020
Glink2018:
All the grammar no fit win the heart of a Naija lady with money in it.
She must demand shopping, going to the beach, going to eat shawarma and burger...infact just let the lady sees you that you have money, she will follow you like flies to the grave....
Look, a guy collected my GF because he has money more than me...
I still dey regret say someone snatched my girl

Stop dating broke hungry girls.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by bestabigaelever(f): 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2020
Hey, anyone for geologist?
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by GreatResearcher1: 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2020
Ussycool:
My next move...
I need a girl.
u need money nt a gal
Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by thepartyforum(m): 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2020
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