ThinkB4mention:

Boring
No time for too much talk

Honeydenz:
I will trade 30 million naira meant to clear my goods at the seaport for your love without going bankrupt. Baby eeh my heart is your shop baby, come over and pick whatever you like don't pay a dime, your family Children I will enrol on apprenticeship to serve me for just 2 years and open a boutique for each one of them. I luff you scatter Lol...(Business Profession)

Sammy07:

This is my first business transaction with you, and I want you to know the level of consideration I have.

Your account is open in the books of my heart. I feel we have some matching concept between us.

You looked just like a Balance Sheet whose both sides are equal.


I want you to glance at my trial balance from which the financial statements of our love have been prepared.
Please, give a debit balance to my request in your books and see me as soon as you can.
You will find that my financial statement shows a true and fair view.

It has been prepared according to the provisions of the law of love and follows the principal of going concern.

I eagerly wait for your acceptance to my offer. Trust me that my cost of goods sold statement would be appropriate for you and my income is more than my expenditure.

According to the best of my knowledge and faith I feel that I can debit your account of love with zero bad debts. So just discount my bill of love in your love bank.

justiz5:


Chartered

Sammy07:


Accountant.

Tho, I'm a financial analyst.
I studied finance

ghettokid1:
POLITICIAN
I promise never to break ur heart baby, i will change ur life, ur wardrobe and even ur future. See eh, because of u i will build a new road in ur village and name it after u, i will build a borehole in ur compound. U will have steady power supply 4 the rest of ur life. Just vote 4 my heart to win this election to ur heart and i will fulfil all these promises.
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TEACHER
My love 4 u is like my salary, it may delay but it will always come, as the principal of my heart, i promise to teach u the rudiment of home economics and biology. Baby u have given my heart an assignment to beat 4 u on daily basis and not even ASUU strike can stop it.
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Blyzz:
Since you included pastor, why did you exclude Imam?

ghettokid1:

Because of u

Willzz:
POET ��

My love for you is like Night and Day,

I love you like the Stars love the night sky

Like the Sun loves the break of dawn,

I love you like the Sea loves the Shore

And No matter how many times we part,
We would always find our way back to each other.

I love you like the Gods love worship

Like my Heart loves beating,

I love you like you love Episodes

Like your soul loves learning.

How can i love you not....

Queenserah26:

ghettokid1:

Checkout my next thread on monday

ghettokid1:
POLITICIAN
I promise never to break ur heart baby, i will change ur life, ur wardrobe and even ur future. See eh, because of u i will build a new road in ur village and name it after u, i will build a borehole in ur compound. U will have steady power supply 4 the rest of ur life. Just vote 4 my heart to win this election to ur heart and i will fulfil all these promises.
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TEACHER
My love 4 u is like my salary, it may delay but it will always come, as the principal of my heart, i promise to teach u the rudiment of home economics and biology. Baby u have given my heart an assignment to beat 4 u on daily basis and not even ASUU strike can stop it.
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Austin179:
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Builder - babe you look fresh like a column without honeycombs I wish to tender my bill of quantity of love I av for u I wish u feel same thing as well in order for our affection to be properly mix with a mix ratio of 1:1 so as to avoid bleeding and any form of segregation I Promise my love for u will be stronger and set on solid foundation to resist wind and lateral forces. babe I love you and be rest assured that our love will be in conformity with the BES code.

bestabigaelever:
Hey, anyone for geologist?

fergie001:
People daughters don suffer for your hand.....Kai

BankyGee:

Oya faint, I don shift

emmaodet:


Bro don't stress yourself much. It is not your fault if a partner decides to cheat, don't sweat over it.
No matter what you do, a cheat will always have a reason to cheat, don't forget that.
Ti a ba gun iyan ninu ewe, ta se obe ninu epo epa, eni ti o ma yo ma yo - meaning even if you pound a yam in a groundnut pod and cook soup in a leaf, those who will be satisfied will be satisfied as ridiculous as it is while those who won't, won't.
In other words, whether you are damn broke or rich, a fvck master or novice, handsome or ugly etc those who will stay and be faithful will be and those who won't, won't.

ghettokid1:
POLITICIAN
I promise never to break ur heart baby, i will change ur life, ur wardrobe and even ur future. See eh, because of u i will build a new road in ur village and name it after u, i will build a borehole in ur compound. U will have steady power supply 4 the rest of ur life. Just vote 4 my heart to win this election to ur heart and i will fulfil all these promises.
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TEACHER
My love 4 u is like my salary, it may delay but it will always come, as the principal of my heart, i promise to teach u the rudiment of home economics and biology. Baby u have given my heart an assignment to beat 4 u on daily basis and not even ASUU strike can stop it.
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Excuzeme:
I am experimenting on how to manufacture Garri from Sand, still working on it, these ones here are practising how to dope ladies with stories that dont matter without money?
When l finish my invention and sell the Garri, come and see how l will collect all your girlfriends, one after the other.
Lazy Yoots everywhere.

imustsaymymindo:
Guess?

There are no variables to it. My love is constant. It's not a function of beauty but something that beats the logical syntax. Leaving you would leave me in disarray and make my life empty. Because I see sharp, I see plus plus like an increment anytime I declare myself around you globally. I hope you would be able to debug these lines so we fit run am sharp sharp and get a cute kid as the output.