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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ghettokid1(m): 1:58pm On Apr 04, 2020

emmateejay:
I know the pastor's own must av affiliation with envelop..

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 2:00pm On Apr 04, 2020

ghettokid1:

Why will i beg them? Are they paying me?
They are the ones to beg me not me begging them

You like to dey find trouble grin

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ghettokid1(m): 2:02pm On Apr 04, 2020

fergie001:
You like to dey find trouble

I no find trouble o, na that zombie dead meat seller report me

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 2:03pm On Apr 04, 2020

ghettokid1:

I no find trouble o, na that zombie dead meat seller report me

Hahahahahahaha.......... Sorry

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Ritapearlydove(f): 2:04pm On Apr 04, 2020

ghettokid1:
Cc, Emeijeh
Cc, Fergie001
Cc, Perfecttouchade
Come and check ur profession

You're looking for trouble abi

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:04pm On Apr 04, 2020

TEAM NATIVE DOCTOR

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Kolabalogun(m): 2:08pm On Apr 04, 2020

Economist:
My love for you is like an exceptional demand curve which cannot be affected by any negative economical phenomenon. My investment and savings on you will only be my insurance & pension without considering the rate of risk.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Cti28(m): 2:08pm On Apr 04, 2020

Physicist

My love for you, is like the strong force that binds the nucleus; The probability density of my love for you is one;
You are like a cadium rod in a nuclear reactor to my life; Like the force of gravity, you are always directed towards the center of my heart. Baby just Like Nuclear Fusion, so is my love for you;My love for you is like a constructive interference. Your beauty is like white light passing through a triangular glass prism. I achieve stability, like the inert gasea, because of you.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by GeneralPula: 2:12pm On Apr 04, 2020

Let be Romeo and Juliet..

Kosoro rara grin

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:14pm On Apr 04, 2020

Agugbadin:
Idleness is what can give someone time to compose and post this. See how the lock down has rendered this writer Idle.

All for fun man..
If not for the STAY AT HOME thing..

Wun Chun Yun na zhu

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by gowonmaharajah(m): 2:17pm On Apr 04, 2020

[/color]librarian.
out of the ocean of love in the world,I promise to use my catalogue, and classification schemes which will serve as my guide to locate you wherever you are in the world.

hahaha

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Getdowntobiznes: 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2020

[quote author=Sammy07 post=88080137]
This is my first business transaction with you, and I want you to know the level of consideration I have.

Your account is open in the books of my heart. I feel we have some matching concept between us.

You looked just like a Balance Sheet whose both sides are equal.

I want you to glance at my trial balance from which the financial statements of our love have been prepared.
Please, give a debit balance to my request in your books and see me as soon as you can.
You will find that my financial statement shows a true and fair view.

It has been prepared according to the provisions of the law of love and follows the principal of going concern.

I eagerly wait for your acceptance to my offer. Trust me that my cost of goods sold statement would be appropriate for you and my income is more than my expenditure. Shopping should be in your financial statement.

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by JOACHINpedro: 2:23pm On Apr 04, 2020

Biochemists coming up

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by JayPeeOham: 2:24pm On Apr 04, 2020

Barber and Carpenter nkor? grin

Not forgetting LAWMA Workers and BET9ja Hustlerz? grin

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Angelinastto(f): 2:38pm On Apr 04, 2020

Even me can't understand what you typed

Rgade:

My love for you is like Thermodynamics, no matter how hard I try, I cannot understand it.

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Billygee2u: 2:39pm On Apr 04, 2020

ghettokid1:
Just For Fun
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DOCTOR
My eyes are so focused on u like i'm carrying out an operation, ur love runs through my veins even withouth an injection, my love 4 u is HIV, i can only prevent it but can't cure it. A thousand Vitamin c can not give me the sweetness that comes with ur love, hope u can hear the heart beat even without using stethoscope. I cant stop thinking about u.
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LAWYER
My heart has been found guilty of beating 4 u on daily basis. I know my love for u is not in the constitution but pls can i lie my way into ur heart? Our love will i defend even when the judge overrules, i will quote subjection of any written lie i can find just to get u out on bail.
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FARMER
In ur heart i have planted the seed of growth and happiness, even without manure it grows steadily and without delay, i have tilled my heart to the ground and no soil compares to u, like Loamy soil, u are fertile for planting and harvesting. Be with me and let me feed u with love that tastes better than a new yam

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Billygee2u: 2:39pm On Apr 04, 2020

ghettokid1:
POLITICIAN
I promise never to break ur heart baby, i will change ur life, ur wardrobe and even ur future. See eh, because of u i will build a new road in ur village and name it after u, i will build a borehole in ur compound. U will have steady power supply 4 the rest of ur life. Just vote 4 my heart to win this election to ur heart and i will fulfil all these promises.
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TEACHER
My love 4 u is like my salary, it may delay but it will always come, as the principal of my heart, i promise to teach u the rudiment of home economics and biology. Baby u have given my heart an assignment to beat 4 u on daily basis and not even ASUU strike can stop it.
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Kindly Add Ur Profession's Below

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by liverpudian9(m): 2:46pm On Apr 04, 2020

Accountant

My love for you no b fraud baby give me your heart I will manage it with probity, and ensure fairness, truthfulness in my dealings with you, and you won't regret if u are profitable returns of my investment in you,

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Angelacruz: 2:50pm On Apr 04, 2020

Nice riteup

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ghettokid1(m): 2:53pm On Apr 04, 2020

fergie001:
Hahahahahahaha.......... Sorry

Thank u o, no freedom of speech in nairaland at all

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Zendinho(m): 2:54pm On Apr 04, 2020

[quote author=BankyGee post=88088117]COMEDIAN:
Baby, my heart beats for you like talking drum, your laughter makes me remember many jokes. I might sound funny but I'm serious, egungun be careful to anyone who tries to hurt you, anytime I come close to you, I feel like I'm on stage.

Shift make i faint

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 2:56pm On Apr 04, 2020

ghettokid1:

Thank u o, no freedom of speech in nairaland at all

Calm down........

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by ghettokid1(m): 2:58pm On Apr 04, 2020

fergie001:
Calm down........

i even sued seu.n but my lawyer is a dickheaded man, i ended up paying 20k fine

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 2:58pm On Apr 04, 2020

BankyGee:
COMEDIAN:
Baby, my heart beats for you like talking drum, your laughter makes me remember many jokes. I might sound funny but I'm serious, egungun be careful to anyone who tries to hurt you, anytime I come close to you, I feel like I'm on stage.

cc: ghettokid
cc: emeijeh

People daughters don suffer for your hand.....Kai

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Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by fergie001: 3:00pm On Apr 04, 2020

ghettokid1:

i even sued seu.n but my lawyer is a dickheaded man, i ended up paying 20k fine

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Happyfela(m): 3:04pm On Apr 04, 2020

Nice braids.

Angelinastto:
what about engineers? We love engine boys

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Angelinastto(f): 3:11pm On Apr 04, 2020

Thanks

Happyfela:
Nice braids.

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by amaks: 3:12pm On Apr 04, 2020

[quote author=ghettokid1 post=88078950]NAIRALANDERS
Baby girl my love 4 u is like lalas.ticlala and snake. See baby girl if u give me ur love, i promise to always push u higher, just like lalasticla.la push snakes to frontpage [/quo

Hahahaha

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Happyfela(m): 3:15pm On Apr 04, 2020

You're welcome

Angelinastto:
Thanks

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by santos012(m): 3:16pm On Apr 04, 2020

wait for it...... toasting like a microbiologist
babe your love is like a virus in my lungs, i can't get you off my mind like covid 19 , I am always thinking about you, many are scared of loving you and are running into their houses but me i said no like naija and am running towards your love

Re: Toasting According To Profession (See How To Toast) by Angelinastto(f): 3:16pm On Apr 04, 2020

Happyfela:
Nice braids.

Thanks

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