Stephenmoka4:
Hi, happy Easter to you and your family

Blackpearlous:


Thank you Stephen, just me and an imaginary chicken .

Happy easter to you too.

whyteteeth:


So? ��

AFvckingAlpha:




Which one is Balloon D'or again o! See me see trouble! No be only balloon D'or nah Baboon D'or you go see. Your analogy was making sense, you only had to fvck it up by mentioning Ronaldo.

As far as I am concerned and in regards to the consensus, Messi is the only GOAT I know and he has more Balloon D'or than your she goat.

Mr Balloon D'or, Oh! how much you had love Balloons as a kid. Take biscuit Nigga!

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

Sommydisaster:


I SWEAR you're more useless than I thought

I'm glad that I'm into TV biz and it has taken me where I dream to be at this point compared to those fraudulent boyfriend of yours that has used your destiny to buy Benz

Better go and learn a skill, you think "them" buying iPhone for you makes you a top notch b!tch

Well think about it, is this what you're gonna tell your kids ?

HOE'n is not an occupation

IdioticNLmods:

Stop being insecured and stop forcing your opinion on others

AFvckingAlpha:


Who the fvck are you? I mean where the fvck did you come from?

Now I'm being unsecured, your dumb as fvck, Jeez! And who is imposing what on who

Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times.


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.

IdioticNLmods:

Stop being daft.. No one asked you about Messi.

AFvckingAlpha:



Coming from a dumb nigga I'm not moved. I don't interact with un-intelligent folks.

So ama tell you to fvck off!

IdioticNLmods:

I've told you what I've told you..

koyyess:


Can d1ck equate #1 to $1?

Can d1ck make you inventive the longer and bigger it gets?

Can it cure Corona virus?

You must be dense to think a d1ck is a magic stick to offer solution to life's problems.

koyyess:


1+1 = d1ck to you.

Not surprised. The legacy of a typical negroe like you is to dunk your d1ck in every hole you see till you drop dead.

Stephenmoka4:
what ? Corona spoil market otherwise, both of us should zap one fast food. To leave house here, problem no. 2

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

koyyess:


Start with your own mother and sisters...then go to your daughters.

Ape.

Stephenmoka4:
21% psst over that percentage is given to certain people and oxygen is not 21% at all points, anyways since you don't get it. I will use planet, stick to earth and it's a win, go to Venus or elsewhere and it's a loss. Doubt you would get that one too.
Rare gases (gay), Nitrogen (other women), CO² (bi or others) and oxygen (wife) your body respect and utilize the oxygen. Remove the oxygen and the body weakened till it...

bigtt76:
Advise your mum to start dressing attractively like the woman and see changes.

aleeyus:

Messi has 2 Balloon D'or that he didn't deserve mention 1 for Ronaldo

Casemiro:



Your dad went through stress to bring you into this world, provided for you till you grew up a bit, and you have the guts to be puke nosing in his affairs.



You don't have respect.




You this kid.


What are you planning to do, tell your mom?


better leave that man alone to catch fun, stop interfering in his affairs.

Never you try policing your dad around





One Word:

MIND YOUR BUSINESS

ungrateful disrespectful kid

2loadedguy:

It's u that is not getting it, the guy is not telling to remove the oxygen hence your analogy is not logical jareh

Stephenmoka4:
You don't get it, forget. Use the other example, simple

2loadedguy:

The other example still does not make sense since he's not telling u to leave the oxygen he's still not telling u to leave earth for Mars or Venus.