Everything about the history of the Jesus character is evil.

Starting from the image, name and false narrative of the character's story.

.The image of the Jesus character is one of the greatest falsehood in the history of Christiendom.

Research the Serapis Image and research Casare Borgia.

Theres even an ancient Masionic image that the Jesus image promotes; that one can clearly define as Satan holding up fingers in a certain manner.

. The name 'Jesus' is a malicious adaptation of what i will easily call a Greek 'Satan'.


.The Jesus story is an evil and malicious adaptation of the African God Isis/Horus/Osiris

Amujale:
[s]Everything about the history of the Jesus character is evil.

Starting from the image, name and false narrative of the character's story.

.The image of the Jesus character is one of the greatest falsehood in the history of Christiendom.
Research the Serapis Image and research Casare Borgia.

Theres even an ancient Masionic image that the Jesus image promotes; that one can clearly define as Satan holding up fingers in a certain manner.

. The name 'Jesus' is a malicious adaptation of what i will easily call a Greek 'Satan'.
.The Jesus story is an evil and malicious adaptation of the African God Isis/Horus/Osiris[/s]

Smh. Are brains in short supply this week ni?

Maximus69:


God believes in himself and what he made!

He knew the way he created us and he's sure that we are fit to discern whatever the spirit beings plan to deceive us. That's why he could say about the "dumb ones"

"The default is as a result of their own stupidity NOT my own work" Deuteronomy 32:5 compare to James 1:13-15

Meanwhile you haven't addressed the issue of "LIES" because i just ignored that before since you and i were chatting based on COMMON SENSE and NOT the Bible, and there is no rule under this heaven that's based on COMMON SENSE that says "it is a crime to tell lies"!

But if you want us to base our thinking on what the Bible REALLY teach now, i'll wish we address the issue of the LIES.

So where have i told you a LIE?

Achorladey: Maximus69 @ 9:36 pm April 04


Maximus69: Notice that EVEN the GROUP name CHRISTIANS they've LEFT BEHIND due to the way CHRISTENDOM CHURCHES have PROFANED it {Isaiah 65:15} they prefer to be called JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

Call them anything you wish but just don't refer to them as a DENOMINATION of the Christendom Churches! But since each group or organization must belong to an association, JWs claims NOT a part of the Christian DENOMINATIONS but the one and only organization of TRUE CHRISTIANS! smiley

Achorladey: Don't forget Maximus69 said they have LEFT the GROUP NAME behind. So why is Maximus69 still using TRUE CHRISTIANS.

Here is Maximus69 again at 2:30pm same day

Maximus69: We are JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!
The one and only TRUE CHRISTIAN organization on this planet.

Achorladey: the GROUP name still in PLACE. It sure doesn't look like A NAME left BEHIND or PROFANED

But what about this Maximus69 @ 7:12pm Apr 05


Maximus69: So where have i TOLD YOU a LIE?

Achorladey: keep track of your post.
Proverbs 10:19 you will say the wrong thing IF you TALK TOO MUCH- so be SENSIBLE and WATCH WHAT YOU SAY

You only need to read/listen with meditation to understand other people's comments.

When you listen or read something in haste or with a biased mindsets, you'll totally loose the import of such a speech!

Everywhere you go today most people do claim to be a DENOMINATION of a worldwide religion named Christians, but there is a separate group that even after nothing their simple lifestyles, activities, orderliness, peaceful movement, love, joy and peace that characterize the group, many will say "they are NOT Christians, because they never called themselves Christ's Witnesses but Jehovah's Witnesses"

So if you don't understand what someone says at first, think deeply over their comments before taking over their speech because you might as well be saying what they don't even had in mind!

The group name "CHRISTIANS" came after so many other group names God's people have left behind!

First of all God's people do bear "Abraham's offsprings" but since most of Abraham's children became pagans to soil the group name another came up "Israelites", later 10 tribes out of the 12 bearing this group name turned out to be idol worshipers so another group name replaced that "Jews" this means just two tribes out of the former twelve while the remaining ten bear "Samaritans" but after the Jews have profaned God's holy temple so much to the extent of killing God's only begotten son another group name sufficed "Christians".

All this while God kept the group name he chose in secret until his purpose has been fulfilled, according to Isaiah the prophet people from all the nations will come under one umbrella to form one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers {Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3} and God revealed to Isaiah the group name they will bear during the end time "Jehovah's Witnesses". God also revealed to Isaiah that all the other group names will be left behind when he gives his people the divine group name! Isaiah 65:15

Apostle Paul under inspiration in a letter to the Hebrew speaking Christians of the first century, revealed that God has given all the faithful servants of God from Abel till today a new group name, there this faithful Apostle referred to us as cloud of Witnesses! Hebrew 11:4-12:1

At Revelations 1:5 there Apostle John also made it known that Jesus Christ is the first and foremost of Jehovah's Witnesses! Note that the other group names left behind (Abraham's offsprings, Israelites, Jews and Christians) could still be of reference to help a person realize how the divine group name came!

So please next time try to ask respectfully what you don't understand instead of overtaken other people's comments!

Even though i've said i'm through with you, i'll be obliged to help because this is not easy to grasp!

achorladey:


Achorladey: Maximus69 @ 9:36 pm April 04


Maximus69: Notice that EVEN the GROUP name CHRISTIANS they've LEFT BEHIND due to the way CHRISTENDOM CHURCHES have PROFANED it {Isaiah 65:15} they prefer to be called JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

Call them anything you wish but just don't refer to them as a DENOMINATION of the Christendom Churches! But since each group or organization must belong to an association, JWs claims NOT a part of the Christian DENOMINATIONS but the one and only organization of TRUE CHRISTIANS! smiley

Achorladey: Don't forget Maximus69 said they have LEFT the GROUP NAME behind. So why is Maximus69 still using TRUE CHRISTIANS.

Here is Maximus69 again at 2:30pm same day

Maximus69: We are JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!
The one and only TRUE CHRISTIAN organization on this planet.

Achorladey: the GROUP name still in PLACE. It sure doesn't look like A NAME left BEHIND or PROFANED

But what about this Maximus69 @ 7:12pm Apr 05


Maximus69: So where have i TOLD YOU a LIE?

Achorladey: keep track of your post.
Proverbs 10:19 you will say the wrong thing IF you TALK TOO MUCH- so be SENSIBLE and WATCH WHAT YOU SAY

The group name JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES was hidden for more than 2,000 years from all false religionists because it's not yet time to reveal the name God himself wants all his true servants to be called!

According to prophet Daniel, billions of readers will have access to the inspired writings but the understanding will be granted to few! Daniel 12:8-10

Now is that appointed time!

All the false religionists on planet earth have taken up names in confusion to pose as worshipers of the God of Abraham.

But only one out of all have succeeded in forming a global family of peace loving worshipers as prophesied by Isaiah and Micah! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3

It happened at Columbus Ohio America in July 26 1931 that God revealed the name "JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES" {Isaiah 43:10-12} to thousands of his faithful servants, how joyful they were that day!

Till now many antagonists and critics are still looking for ways to blackmail this group but just as Jesus (God's son) said "wisdom is justified by her children" {Luke 7:35} none of all these critics can stand up to present a global family of peace loving worshipers like we have in JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, of course it's because these are the one and only TRUE followers of the PRINCE of PEACE! Isaiah 9:6

Let those that have ears listen and grasp it!

achorladey:
Achorladey: Maximus69 @ 9:36 pm April 04

Maximus69: Notice that EVEN the GROUP name CHRISTIANS they've LEFT BEHIND due to the way CHRISTENDOM CHURCHES have PROFANED it {Isaiah 65:15} they prefer to be called JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

Call them anything you wish but just don't refer to them as a DENOMINATION of the Christendom Churches! But since each group or organization must belong to an association, JWs claims NOT a part of the Christian DENOMINATIONS but the one and only organization of TRUE CHRISTIANS! smiley

Achorladey: Don't forget Maximus69 said they have LEFT the GROUP NAME behind. So why is Maximus69 still using TRUE CHRISTIANS.

Here is Maximus69 again at 2:30pm same day

Maximus69: We are JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!
The one and only TRUE CHRISTIAN organization on this planet.

Achorladey: the GROUP name still in PLACE. It sure doesn't look like A NAME left BEHIND or PROFANED

But what about this Maximus69 @ 7:12pm Apr 05


Maximus69: So where have i TOLD YOU a LIE?

Achorladey: keep track of your post.
Proverbs 10:19 you will say the wrong thing IF you TALK TOO MUCH- so be SENSIBLE and WATCH WHAT YOU SAY

"Therefore you are witnesses against yourselves
that you are sons of those who murdered the prophets"
- Matthew 23:31

"Then the high priest tore his robes and said,
"He has blasphemed! Why do we still need witnesses?
Listen! You yourselves have just heard the blasphemy!"
- Matthew 26:65

"⁴⁵Then He opened their minds to understand the Scriptures.
⁴⁶And He said, “Yes, it was written long ago that the Messiah would suffer and die and rise from the dead on the third day.
⁴⁷It was also written that this message would be proclaimed in the authority of his name to all the nations, beginning in Jerusalem:
‘There is forgiveness of sins for all who repent.’
⁴⁸You are witnesses of all these things."
- Luke 24:45-48

"But you will receive power, the Holy Spirit having come upon you,
and you will be witnesses for Me,
both in Jerusalem and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the uttermost part of the earth."
- Acts 1:8

"God has raised this very Jesus from death,
and we are all witnesses to this fact."
- Acts 2:32

"You killed the Originator of life, whom God raised from the dead.
To this fact we are witnesses!"
- Acts 3:15

"We are witnesses of these things,
and so is the Holy Spirit, whom God has given to those who obey him"
- Acts 5:32

"Some witnesses stood up and lied about Stephen.
They said,
"This man never stops saying bad things about the holy place and Moses' Teachings."
- Acts 6:13

"They dragged him (i.e. Stephen) out of the city and began to stone him.
And the witnesses laid their garments at the feet of a young man named Saul."
- Acts 7:58

"³⁸how God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Spirit and with power,
and how Jesus went around doing good and healing all who were oppressed by the devil, because God was with Him.
³⁹We are witnesses of all that He did, both in the land of the Jews and in Jerusalem.
And although they put Him to death by hanging Him on a tree,
⁴⁰God raised Him up on the third day and caused Him to be seen
⁴¹not by all the people, but by the witnesses God had chosen beforehand,
by us who ate and drank with Him after He rose from the dead."
- Acts 10:38-41

"¹⁴And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is worthless, and so is your faith.
¹⁵In that case, we are also exposed as false witnesses about God.
For we have testified about God that He raised Christ from the dead,
but He did not raise Him if in fact the dead are not raised. "
- 1 Corinthians 15:14-15

"Fight the good fight of the faith. Lay hold of the eternal life to which you were called,
and also did confess the good confession before many witnesses."
- 1 Timothy 6:12

♪♫♬ ... Different, different witnesses nahin dey. Nah different, different witnesses nahin dey
False witnesses nko? (Hin dey!) Not false witnesses nko, lol? (Hin dey!)

[Chorus] Na lie, you no be witnesses at all! At all, na lie!
My brother/sister, who say you be witnesses?

You be false witnesses oo, you be false witnesses
Sissi/brother wey dey go, false witnesses
Stupid thing. Yẹyẹ thing. Fucking thing. Ugly thing. False witnesses
You be false witnesses oo, you be false witnesses, Sissi/brother olo orun, lol

Now to the underground spiritual game
Underground where dey down for school
Over there for school, yes

According to complaint
Complaint must get answer
I beg please, help me help teacher, lol
Oya, foolish. Oya!

[Chorus]Foolish!...lol ♫♬♪♫♬

achorladey, naso Abami Ẹda, adapting from his 1971 "Na Poi" album's "Yellow Fever" track, would have sang it, lol.

There are heads and tails both, to find in the coin. There are witnesses and there are witnesses to the witnesses coin, lol.

If you know, you know. Who no know, never go know and nahin headache problem, lol be that one.

Please, someone,
#1/ Paste out here, copied from the New World Translation (i.e. NWT, that is the Jehovah's Witnesses' official bible) what Matthew 18:11 says
#2/ and give what's the reason for it, if he/she is unable to copy and paste Matthew 18:11 here from the New World Translation (i.e. NWT, that is the Jehovah's Witnesses' official bible)

Maximus69:
You only need to read/listen with meditation to understand other people's comments.

When you listen or read something in haste or with a biased mindsets, you'll totally loose the import of such a speech!

Everywhere you go today most people do claim to be a DENOMINATION of a worldwide religion named Christians, but there is a separate group that even after nothing their simple lifestyles, activities, orderliness, peaceful movement, love, joy and peace that characterize the group, many will say "they are NOT Christians, because they never called themselves Christ's Witnesses but Jehovah's Witnesses"

So if you don't understand what someone says at first, think deeply over their comments before taking over their speech because you might as well be saying what they don't even had in mind!

The group name "CHRISTIANS" came after so many other group names God's people have left behind!

First of all God's people do bear "Abraham's offsprings" but since most of Abraham's children became pagans to soil the group name another came up "Israelites", later 10 tribes out of the 12 bearing this group name turned out to be idol worshipers so another group name replaced that "Jews" this means just two tribes out of the former twelve while the remaining ten bear "Samaritans" but after the Jews have profaned God's holy temple so much to the extent of killing God's only begotten son another group name sufficed "Christians".

All this while God kept the group name he chose in secret until his purpose has been fulfilled, according to Isaiah the prophet people from all the nations will come under one umbrella to form one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers {Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3} and God revealed to Isaiah the group name they will bear during the end time "Jehovah's Witnesses". God also revealed to Isaiah that all the other group names will be left behind when he gives his people the divine group name! Isaiah 65:15

Apostle Paul under inspiration in a letter to the Hebrew speaking Christians of the first century, revealed that God has given all the faithful servants of God from Abel till today a new group name, there this faithful Apostle referred to us as cloud of Witnesses! Hebrew 11:4-12:1

At Revelations 1:5 there Apostle John also made it known that Jesus Christ is the first and foremost of Jehovah's Witnesses! Note that the other group names left behind (Abraham's offsprings, Israelites, Jews and Christians) could still be of reference to help a person realize how the divine group name came!

So please next time try to ask respectfully what you don't understand instead of overtaken other people's comments!

Even though i've said i'm through with you, i'll be obliged to help because this is not easy to grasp!

The matter is simple and straight are you the ONLY TRUE CHRISTIANS(please note the use of the GROUP NAME it's your explanation I am using)

or you are the ONLY THE TRUE JWs




Then this.........


“We belong to NO earthly organization; hence, IF YOU SHOULD NAME THE ENTIRE LIST OF SECTS, WE SHOULD ANSWER, NO, TO EACH AND TO ALL. We adhere only to that heavenly organization​—‘whose names are written in heaven.’ (Heb. 12:23; Luke 10:20.) All the saints now living, or that have lived during this age, belonged to OUR CHURCH ORGANIZATION: such are all ONE Church, and there is NO OTHER recognized by the Lord. Hence any earthly organization which in the least interferes with this union of saints is contrary to the teachings of Scripture and opposed to the Lord’s will​—‘that they may be ONE.’ (Jno. Joh 17:11.)”


....... reference to........IF YOU SHOULD NAME THE ENTIRE LIST OF SECTS, WE SHOULD ANSWER, NO, TO EACH AND TO ALL.

Can JWS do this NOW?

Should they be given ENTIRE list of CHRISTIAN/NOT CHRISTIAN SECTS. CAN they answer NO?............your answer is as GOOD as mine.


I even saw
CHRISTIAN WITNESSES of JEHOVAH. Na serious SMH.

This concerns your we are JWs.

Maximus69:
The group name JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES was hidden for more than 2,000 years from all false religionists because it's not yet time to reveal the name God himself wants all his true servants to be called!

According to prophet Daniel, billions of readers will have access to the inspired writings but the understanding will be granted to few! Daniel 12:8-10

Now is that appointed time!

All the false religionists on planet earth have taken up names in confusion to pose as worshipers of the God of Abraham.

But only one out of all have succeeded in forming a global family of peace loving worshipers as prophesied by Isaiah and Micah! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3

It happened at Columbus Ohio America in July 26 1931 that God revealed the name "JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES" {Isaiah 43:10-12} to thousands of his faithful servants, how joyful they were that day!

Till now many antagonists and critics are still looking for ways to blackmail this group but just as Jesus (God's son) said "wisdom is justified by her children" {Luke 7:35} none of all these critics can stand up to present a global family of peace loving worshipers like we have in JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, of course it's because these are the one and only TRUE followers of the PRINCE of PEACE! Isaiah 9:6

Let those that have ears listen and grasp it!

Hidden from the FIRST CENTURY CHRISTIANS (the group name still in place) too like you love to TERM them. Abi?

JESUS year +/-33 C.E Acts 1:8 be WITNESSES of ME(JESUS CHRIST)

/ Matthew 28:18-20 All AUTHORITY, ALL THE things I have commanded YOU.

Acts 3: 22-23...... LISTEN TO EVERYTHING HE SAYS TO YOU

John 15:26,27.......the SPIRIT of TRUTH bears witness about the Jesus Christ. and we are in turn to do SAME

1 John 5:9
If we receive the testimony of MEN( you sure KNOW who I am TALKING about), the testimony of GOD is GREATER; for the testimony of God is this, that He has TESTIFIED CONCERNING His Son.

Revelation 19:10 even the angels said THE BEARING WITNESS to JESUS CHRIST inspires PROPHECY.



So Maximus69 Rutherford indeed know what he was doing in YEAR 1931 and you didn't catch HIS DRIFT even when you were told WE ARE NOT INSPIRED neither are we INFALLIBLE we do make ERR and MAKE mistakes in our DOCTRINE.

Ephesians 4: 14,15 Then we will no longer be infants, tossed back and forth by the waves, and blown here and there by every wind of teaching and by the cunning and craftiness of men in their deceitful scheming.15 Instead, speaking the truth in love, we will in all things grow up into him who is the HEAD, that is, CHRIST.16
From HIM the WHOLE BODY, joined and held together by every supporting ligament, grows and builds itself up in love, as each part does its work.

OtemAtum:
If God did not tell you that it is offended by being blasphemed, you don't need to speak for it. Nobody can actually blaspheme God(existence). Jehovah, Allah, Moloch and the rest of these small small gods whom humans blaspheme are currently in a spiritual cage where the gods of science had captured them in.

May God show you mercy

Ebobo69:

May God show you mercy

Explain how

achorladey:


Hidden from the FIRST CENTURY CHRISTIANS (the group name still in place) too like you love to TERM them. Abi?

JESUS year +/-33 C.E Acts 1:8 be WITNESSES of ME(JESUS CHRIST)

/ Matthew 28:18-20 All AUTHORITY, ALL THE things I have commanded YOU.

Acts 3: 22-23...... LISTEN TO EVERYTHING HE SAYS TO YOU

John 15:26,27.......the SPIRIT of TRUTH bears witness about the Jesus Christ. and we are in turn to do SAME

1 John 5:9
If we receive the testimony of MEN( you sure KNOW who I am TALKING about), the testimony of GOD is GREATER; for the testimony of God is this, that He has TESTIFIED CONCERNING His Son.

Revelation 19:10 even the angels said THE BEARING WITNESS to JESUS CHRIST inspires PROPHECY.



So Maximus69 Rutherford indeed know what he was doing in YEAR 1931 and you didn't catch HIS DRIFT even when you were told WE ARE NOT INSPIRED neither are we INFALLIBLE we do make ERR and MAKE mistakes in our DOCTRINE.

Ephesians 4: 14,15 Then we will no longer be infants, tossed back and forth by the waves, and blown here and there by every wind of teaching and by the cunning and craftiness of men in their deceitful scheming.15 Instead, speaking the truth in love, we will in all things grow up into him who is the HEAD, that is, CHRIST.16
From HIM the WHOLE BODY, joined and held together by every supporting ligament, grows and builds itself up in love, as each part does its work.

Back with your arguments as usual?

Sorry i'm through with you!

If you feel there are other Christian groups out there, go worship with them, i don't have to carry your burden for you!

[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img]

GRIMMJOE:
What purpose can lie serve other than dishonesty.

The purpose of not being guilty for telling an authorized lie is one

GRIMMJOE:
You can foresee me lying, but you can't foresee Corona Virus.

"Come, my people, enter into your rooms
And close your doors behind you; Hide for a little while Until indignation runs its course."
- Isaiah 26:20

Do you want to admit how many "harmless, fun, and/or white" lies you made so far from 10:49am On Apr 06 to now, lol hmm? Aside the Bible foretelling about future pestilences, aside the Bible warning that there will be major pestilences in the last days, the pattern is out there for any interested to see. Go check out biblical passages, like Revelation 6 and Matthew 24

GRIMMJOE:
Ok

lol

GRIMMJOE:
Why did God put an unfinished product in His perfect garden, then punished the unfinished product for being unfinished.

Your premise from the onset is totally flawed from not realising that the unfinished products is placed in His perfect garden (i.e. royal court) to subjected to a simple test to prove themselves. The unfinished products are just what they are work in progress, they werent punished for being unfinished but rather judgement visited upon them for failing themselves, come short of expectation and performing below their potential.

GRIMMJOE:
Fat? so they also come in shapes too.

Such is life, everything comes in different shapes, forms and sizes, lol

GRIMMJOE:
If your God doesn't like barbecue, why haven't He blown the trumpet yet? I know why, "more barbecue"

There is a time table nah. Things have to run their full course. Also, it could be because its you keeping the trumpet from being sounded, naimean, waiting for you to come to your right senses and repent, lol

GRIMMJOE:
I'm I more selfish than your no where to be found pastors, I'm I more gross out than you fellow Christians barbecuing that man, be guided.

I wouldnt take it from you, if you say you are, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Ok

lol

GRIMMJOE:
What solid foundation, foundation that cannot build schools, foundation that cannot build hospitals.

Igbobi College is a college established by the Methodist and Anglican Churches, CMS Grammar School, Lagos, Apostolic Faith Secondary School Lagos, King's College Lagos, St Gregory's College Ikoyi (Boys Only) Holy Child College Ikoyi (Girls School) St Finbarr's College Akoka (Boys School) Bethlehem Girls College Abule-Ado (Girls School) Sacred Heart College Apapa (Boys & Girls) Maryland Comprehensive Secondary School, Our Lady of Apostles etcetera just to list a few you sure are familiar with, lol. I will leave out hospitals, so not to be like blowing own trumpet, sorry about the pun, lol

GRIMMJOE:
In the future the only use of the Bible will be to shock windows.

[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So? To what end, for what purpose?

MuttleyLaff:
The purpose of not being guilty for telling an authorized lie is one

You might want to explain this, "the purpose of lying apart from dishonesty"

MuttleyLaff:
"Come, my people, enter into your rooms
And close your doors behind you; Hide for a little while Until indignation runs its course."
- Isaiah 26:20

Are you saying the Bible can predict the future, and it's from the above Scriptures you predicted I would tell a lie... Sorry to disappoint, still no lie and the chicken has been kill for Easter.

Muttleylaff:
Do you want to admit how many "harmless, fun, and/or white" lies you made so far from 10:49am On Apr 06 to now, lol hmm? Aside the Bible foretelling about future pestilences, aside the Bible warning that there will be major pestilences in the last days, the pattern is out there for any interested to see. Go check out biblical passages, like Revelation 6 and Matthew 24

I don't lie, I wonder why you find that hard to believe. OK next time before you lie ask your self what's the worst that will happen.

MuttleyLaff:
lol

Your premise from the onset is totally flawed from not realising that the unfinished products is placed in His perfect garden (i.e. royal court) to subjected to a simple test to prove themselves. The unfinished products are just what they are work in progress, they werent punished for being unfinished but rather judgement visited upon them for failing themselves, come short of expectation and performing below their potential.

They came short of God expectation, I thought your God was Omniscience.
Well, why didn't God proceed to a now finished product, or did he run out of clay and male ribs?

MuttleyLaff:
Such is life, everything comes in different shapes, forms and sizes, lol
There is a time table nah. Things have to run their full course. Also, it could be because its you keeping the trumpet from being sounded, naimean, waiting for you to come to your right senses and repent, lol

Keep making things up, the Bible never mentioned a timetable, repent from what? If you're going to mention sin, you better tell me which.

MuttleyLaff:
I wouldnt take it from you, if you say you are, lol

lol

Come and force me to say it, since you want me to be the villain by all means

MuttleyLaff:
Igbobi College is a college established by the Methodist and Anglican Churches, CMS Grammar School, Lagos, Apostolic Faith Secondary School Lagos, King's College Lagos, St Gregory's College Ikoyi (Boys Only) Holy Child College Ikoyi (Girls School) St Finbarr's College Akoka (Boys School) Bethlehem Girls College Abule-Ado (Girls School) Sacred Heart College Apapa (Boys & Girls) Maryland Comprehensive Secondary School, Our Lady of Apostles etcetera just to list a few you sure are familiar with, lol. I will leave out hospitals, so not to be like blowing own trumpet, sorry about the pun, lol

Christians schools collect school fees, guess who's hands those money go to, yes your pastors, and we all know private aren't cheap.

Author:
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So? To what end, for what purpose?

Because the world will no longer to be asleep, and seen the uselessness of the fictional book, how difficult was that to figure out, hope you're not trolling.

And there you go fam, happy Easter.

GRIMMJOE:
You might want to explain this, "the purpose of lying apart from dishonesty"

"the purpose of lying apart from dishonesty" is your baby, rock it yourself, you introduced it and I already have said to your "what purpose can lie serve other than dishonesty" the purpose is, not to be guilty and liable of telling the lie from it being an authorized lie that is being told.

GRIMMJOE:
Are you saying the Bible can predict the future, and it's from the above Scriptures you predicted I would tell a lie... Sorry to disappoint, still no lie and the chicken has been kill for Easter.

Affirmative, the Bible prophesies and prophesied the future. It is from the same Bible that says you are a born sinner, and so by default with tendencies to lie. We all have this tendencies, so dont go hard on yourself. OK? As a fallen human being we're inclined to lie, some like to lie, some have a penchant for lying and some just can't help not lying, they pathologically lie. It is only by the grace of God we dont lie GRIMMJOE

GRIMMJOE:
I don't lie, I wonder why you find that hard to believe.

I believe you. Are you happy now? Is that what you want to hear, lol?

GRIMMJOE:
OK next time before you lie ask your self what's the worst that will happen.

You're typing and thinking out naively. You have no idea

GRIMMJOE:
They came short of God expectation, I thought your God was Omniscience.

God, who is your God too, whether you like it or not, is Omniscient, but creation and/or the creature(s) arent Omniscient.

GRIMMJOE:
Well, why didn't God proceed to a now finished product, or did he run out of clay and male ribs?

Dont be silly. Of course you know God didn't run out of clay.

We ultimately will be the finished article, though it tarry, though temporarily derailed, but we will be that image after the likeness of God (i.e. Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3)

GRIMMJOE:
Keep making things up, the Bible never mentioned a timetable, repent from what?

The truth is stranger than fiction. If no timetable, why were people given 120 years of grace before the Noahic flood set in? That's just that will do, one timetable example, lol

GRIMMJOE:
If you're going to mention sin, you better tell me which.

The sin from being made in the image of Adam, lol. Just that alone, is just good enough, as it envelopes every other one, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Come and force me to say it, since you want me to be the villain by all means
Christians schools collect school fees, guess who's hands those money go to, yes your pastors, and we all know private aren't cheap.

I have only one Pastor. I dont know who those are, you are trying to palm off to me as my pastors. Please get your facts right, spare me your slanders

GRIMMJOE:
Because the world will no longer to be asleep, and seen the uselessness of the fictional book, how difficult was that to figure out, hope you're not trolling.

Trolling? Who does that? I am breaking bread and sharing with you. Dont you like the bread? Is it good to your palate? Want some water or wine to push it down with, huh? I am helping you with tying up your boot laces, lol

GRIMMJOE:
And there you go fam, happy Easter.

Ah Easter. God bless your soul but everyday ought to be Easter nah blood.

MuttleyLaff:

Affirmative, the Bible prophesies and prophesied the future. It is from the same Bible that says you are a born sinner, and so by default with tendencies to lie. We all have this tendencies, so dont go hard on yourself. OK?

Sin doesn't exist along with your imaginary God. (I'm leaving out the chicken part)

MuttleyLaff:
As a fallen human being we're inclined to lie, some like to lie, some have a penchant for lying and some just can't help not lying, they pathologically lie. It is only by the grace of God we dont lie GRIMMJOE

Speak for your self, are you inclined to lie because a book tells you?

MuttleyLaff:
I believe you. Are you happy now? Is that what you want to hear, lol?

You're typing and thinking out naively. You have no idea

God, who is your God too, whether you like it or not, is Omniscient, but creation and/or the creature(s) arent Omniscient.

How can an all knowing God have expectations.

MuttleyLaff:
Dont be silly. Of course you know God didn't run out of clay.

Then why didn't God destroy the unfinished product and make a finished product, (plot hole from a fictional story)

MuttleyLaff:
We ultimately will be the finished article, though it tarry, though temporarily derailed, but we will be that image after the likeness of God (i.e. Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3)

In other words God knew his unfinished product will fail.

MuttleyLaff:
The truth is stranger than fiction. If no timetable, why were people given 120 years of grace before the Noahic flood set in? That's just that will do, one timetable example, lol

There's no time table for the blowing of trumpet. You flopped admit it.

MuttleyLaff:
The sin from being made in the image of Adam, lol. Just that alone, is just good enough, as it envelopes every other one, lol

Yes, the Adam you read about in a book.

MuttleyLaff:
I have only one Pastor. I dont know who those are, you are trying to palm off to me as my pastors. Please get your facts right, spare me your slanders

Trolling? Who does that? I am breaking bread and sharing with you. Dont you like the bread? Is it good to your palate? Want some water or wine to push it down with, huh? I am helping you with tying up your boot laces, lol

Ah Easter. God bless your soul but everyday ought to be Easter nah blood.

You do know every time you give to God, you're only enriching this so called pastor.

GRIMMJOE:
Sin doesn't exist along with your imaginary God.

Sin, actually means missing the mark. It kind of means not hitting the bullseye. Or falling short of God's standard etcetera

GRIMMJOE:
(I'm leaving out the chicken part)

What's with the chicken anyway. Pfttt. Whats that all about, erhn? I couldnt make sense of it in your remark, so why I ignored commenting about it

GRIMMJOE:
Speak for your self, are you inclined to lie because a book tells you?

Show me where the Bible says not to lie, lol. Lets find out how biblically literate or educated you are, lol. Let's find out whether you understand and/or know what you are trying to concerning lies, talk about, lol

GRIMMJOE:
How can an all knowing God have expectations

An all knowing God, has expectation because He is not a purposeless God. He doesnt do things on the whim

GRIMMJOE:
Then why didn't God destroy the unfinished product and make a finished product, (plot hole from a fictional story)

Good question. God's Omniscience, meaning divine wisdom, dictates the unfinished product goes through a process to make it a finished product

Remember I fyi-ed you "Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3'. Did you not check them out ni?

GRIMMJOE:
In other words God knew his unfinished product will fail.

God is Omniscient. He knows the end from the beginning. He knows everything. He knows everything about you, like for example, when you'll be having your next fart,lol. He knows where you'll end up at

GRIMMJOE:
There's no time table for the blowing of trumpet. You flopped admit it.

Everything under the sun is seasonal. There was a time for your birthing, there is a time for jollification, there is a time mourning, there is a time for you even going six foot under, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Yes, the Adam you read about in a book.

Do you see any human being making factory and/or warehouse about rolling out humans from production floors GRIMMJOE. Nah, I didnt think they are any. Do you know why, its because it makes sense to have you and every other human being made based on Adam. Based on the defaults configured and set up with Adam used as the template, lol. Your hair, your skin, your eyes, your height etcetera where inherited from this template, lol. The good, the bad and the ugly. Flaws, warts and all included, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
You do know every time you give to God, you're only enriching this so called pastor.

You are fishing for information, lol. Go back to re-read, it was capital p, pastor, not lowercase p, pastor. Huge difference.

MuttleyLaff:
Sin, actually means missing the mark. It kind of means not hitting the bullseye. Or falling short of God's standard etcetera

No religion, no sin.

MuttleyLaff:
What's with the chicken anyway. Pfttt. Whats that all about, erhn? I couldnt make sense of it in your remark, so why I ignored commenting about it

Forget the chicken, I've eaten it.

MuttleyLaff:
Show me where the Bible says not to lie, lol. Lets find out how biblically literate or educated you are, lol. Let's find out whether you understand and/or know what you are trying to concerning lies, talk about, lol

Missing the point

MuttleyLaff:
An all knowing God, has expectation because He is not a purposeless God. He doesnt do things on the whim

What's the purpose of creating an unfinished product.

MuttleyLaff:
Good question. God's Omniscience, meaning divine wisdom, dictates the unfinished product goes through a process to make it a finished product

Remember I fyi-ed you "Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3'. Did you not check them out ni?

Why didn't God give his unfinished product Genesis 1:26 and Genesis 5:3?

MuttleyLaff:
God is Omniscient. He knows the end from the beginning. He knows everything. He knows everything about you, like for example, when you'll be having your next fart,lol. He knows where you'll end up at

An all knowing God that later had regret creating humans.

MuttleyLaff:
Everything under the sun is seasonal. There was a time for your birthing, there is a time for jollification, there is a time mourning, there is a time for you even going six foot under, lol

Yet no time for God blowing trumpet.

MuttleyLaff:
Do you see any human being making factory and/or warehouse about rolling out humans from production floors GRIMMJOE. Nah, I didnt think they are any. Do you know why, its because it makes sense to have you and every other human being made based on Adam. Based on the defaults configured and set up with Adam used as the template, lol. Your hair, your skin, your eyes, your height etcetera where inherited from this template, lol. The good, the bad and the ugly. Flaws, warts and all included, lol.

It make sense because you've been indoctrinated, just like flying horse make sense to a Muslim and talking snake to a Christian.

MuttleyLaff:
You are fishing for information, lol. Go back to re-read, it was capital p, pastor, not lowercase p, pastor. Huge difference.

You believe in God because you can't comprehend how humans came into existence without a creator.

GRIMMJOE:
No religion, no sin.

No law, no crime. No law, no sin, lol.
Religion exists, whether there is or there isnt sin

GRIMMJOE:
Forget the chicken, I've eaten it.

RIP dear mister/missus chicken , then

GRIMMJOE:
Missing the point

Not surprised you are, lol

GRIMMJOE:
What's the purpose of creating an unfinished product.

Good question. Fundamentally for the pleasure of God and then because necessity is the mother of creation

GRIMMJOE:
Why didn't God give his unfinished product Genesis 1:26 and Genesis 5:3?

He did give the unfinished product Genesis 1:26

GRIMMJOE:
An all knowing God that later had regret creating humans.

Nah, not regretted creating human. Thats super deepfakenews, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Yet no time for God blowing trumpet.

Enjoy the time on hand and breath whilst it lasts

GRIMMJOE:
It make sense because you've been indoctrinated, just like flying horse make sense to a Muslim and talking snake to a Christian.

There is nothing of the talking snake sort in the Bible. Thats another deepfakenews

GRIMMJOE:
You believe in God because you can't comprehend how humans came into existence without a creator.

Have you ever come across a building without a Builder. A painting, without a Painter. A garden, without a Gardener

GRIMMJOE:
No religion, no sin.

No law, no crime. No law, no sin, lol.
Religion exists, whether there is or there isnt sin

GRIMMJOE:
Forget the chicken, I've eaten it.

RIP dear mister/missus chicken , then

GRIMMJOE:
Missing the point

Not surprised you are, lol

GRIMMJOE:
What's the purpose of creating an unfinished product.

Good question. Primarily created for the pleasure of God and then, of course because necessity is the mother of creation

GRIMMJOE:
Why didn't God give his unfinished product Genesis 1:26 and Genesis 5:3?

He did give the unfinished product Genesis 1:26

GRIMMJOE:
An all knowing God that later had regret creating humans.

Nah, not regretted creating human. Thats super deepfakenews, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Yet no time for God blowing trumpet.

Enjoy the time on hand and breath whilst it lasts

GRIMMJOE:
It make sense because you've been indoctrinated, just like flying horse make sense to a Muslim and talking snake to a Christian.

There is nothing of the talking snake sort in the Bible. Thats another deepfakenews

GRIMMJOE:
You believe in God because you can't comprehend how humans came into existence without a creator.

Have you ever come across a building without a Builder. A painting, without a Painter. A garden, without a Gardener

MuttleyLaff:
No law, no crime. No law, no sin, lol.
Religion exists, whether there is or there isnt sin

Crime and Sin are not thesame, do I need to explain this.

MuttleyLaff:
RIP dear mister/missus chicken , then

Not surprised you are, lol

Good question. Fundamentally for the pleasure of God and then because necessity is the mother of creation

it's cool you were created for God pleasure.

MuttleyLaff:
He did give the unfinished product Genesis 1:26

And yet the product remained unfinished.

MuttleyLaff:
Nah, not regretted creating human. Thats super deepfakenews, lol

God regretted making humans and was sad, Genesis 6:6

MuttleyLaff:
Enjoy the time on hand and breath whilst it lasts

Yes, i also intend helping others, and hope we humans join hands together no religion, no racism, no tribalism, leave imaginary Gods alone and take full responsibility for our life's.

MuttleyLaff:
There is nothing of the talking snake sort in the Bible. Thats another deepfakenews

A snake spoke to Eve, Genesis 3:1

MuttleyLaff:
Have you ever come across a building without a Builder. A painting, without a Painter. A garden, without a Gardener

A Builder, a Painter, a Gardener, we can see them, touch them and prove they exist, unlike God.

GRIMMJOE:
Crime and Sin are not the same, do I need to explain this.

I am pleased you know that much. Saves me time and saves from clogging up precious forum disk space talking about the distinction in terms of biblical and secular perspectives, lol

GRIMMJOE:
It's cool you were created for your Gods pleasure.

How for do, lol, and it comes with perks too

GRIMMJOE:
And yet the product remained unfinished.

The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings nah, lol. C'mon, you should know that much about Church is never out till the people get through singing. GIMMEJOE, please stop assuming the outcome of the product is unfinished before the product process(es) reaches its end(s), lol.

GRIMMJOE:
God regretted making humans and was sad, Genesis 6:6

That's a layman's and the inexperienced interpretation of Genesis 6:6

You want to get your feet wet? Yeah GRIMMJOE? Like dip them in the deep end side of the waters a bit. Right? OK no probs, here we go then.

Well, "sorry, repented and/or regretted" is merely just employing figures of speeches, known as anthropomorphism and/or anthropopathism. Go look them up for their meanings or details, lol. Long and short of them, means human emotions figuratively attributed or ascribed to God. In this Genesis 6:6 regard, simply serves as a symbolic way of saying that man’s conduct fell short of a divine standard. Remember above, we touched on God's standard, hmm?

GRIMMJOE:
Yes, i also intend helping others, and hope we humans join hands together no religion, no racism, no tribalism, leave imaginary Gods alone and take full responsibility for our life's.

Helping others is what religion is, lol. This I've been all alone trying to get you to see and grasp, lol. Helping others is giving considerations to others without thinking about self gain, self interest personal gains and whatnot. It is just sheer outright compassion and empathy for a fellow human being, notwithstanding color, creed, sex spirituality or no spirituality, beliefs or non beliefs, sexuality etcetera. That is religion that is true, that is religion that is pure and on top, that is religion that cant be faulted. it is religion that God finds no fault(s) in GRIMMJOE. It doesnt matter or want to know, if you are an atheist, agnostic, animist, gnostist, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Believer, New Age, Pagan, Witch/wizard etcetera, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
A snake spoke to Eve, Genesis 3:1

GRIMMJOE, your nose, soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's, if you still keep on repeating that a snake spoke to Eve in Genesis 3:1

GRIMMJOE:
A Builder, a Painter, a Gardener, we can see them, touch them and prove they exist, unlike God.

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You haven't seen the memo then, I guess, that God is incorporeal. Smh. Pity.

MuttleyLaff:
I am pleased you know that much. Saves me time and saves from clogging up precious forum disk space talking about the distinction in terms of biblical and secular perspectives, lol

MuttleyLaff:
How for do, lol, and it comes with perks too

What perks?

MuttleyLaff:
The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings nah, lol. C'mon, you should know that much about Church is never out till the people get through singing. GIMMEJOE, please stop assuming the outcome of the product is unfinished before the product process(es) reaches its end(s), lol.

What end did Adam and Eve reached that made them finished product.

MuttleyLaff:
That's a layman's and the inexperienced interpretation of Genesis 6:6

You want to get your feet wet? Yeah GRIMMJOE? Like dip them in the deep end side of the waters a bit. Right? OK no probs, here we go then.

Well, "sorry, repented and/or regretted" is merely just employing figures of speeches, known as anthropomorphism and/or anthropopathism. Go look them up for their meanings or details, lol. Long and short of them, means human emotions figuratively attributed or ascribed to God. In this Genesis 6:6 regard, simply serves as a symbolic way of saying that man’s conduct fell short of a divine standard. Remember above, we touched on God's standard, hmm?

Was God expectation of Adam and Eve Anthropomorphism too.

MuttleyLaff:
Helping others is what religion is, lol. This I've been all alone trying to get you to see and grasp, lol. Helping others is giving considerations to others without thinking about self gain, self interest personal gains and whatnot. It is just sheer outright compassion and empathy for a fellow human being, notwithstanding color, creed, sex spirituality or no spirituality, beliefs or non beliefs, sexuality etcetera. That is religion that is true, that is religion that is pure and on top, that is religion that cant be faulted. it is religion that God finds no fault(s) in GRIMMJOE. It doesnt matter or want to know, if you are an atheist, agnostic, animist, gnostist, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Believer, New Age, Pagan, Witch/wizard etcetera, lol.

Your Bible said stone witches to death, now you say it doesn't matter anymore.

MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE, your nose, soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's, if you still keep on repeating that a snake spoke to Eve in Genesis 3:1

Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made.He said to the woman. "Did God really said, you must not eat from any tree in the garden?" Genesis 3:1

As you can see a snake spoke, just like a flying horse, and you believe it.

MuttleyLaff:
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You haven't seen the memo then, I guess, that God is incorporeal. Smh. Pity.

You gave the comparison and it proved God doesn't exist.

@ MuttleyLaff you still haven't tell us the time table of God blowing the trumpet.

You still haven't tell us when we gave God permission to create us.

GRIMMJOE:
What perks?

"Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power:
for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created."
- Revelation 4:11

Perks from being created for God's pleasure, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
What end did Adam and Eve reached that made them finished product.

No one is the finished article yet GRIMMJOE. You sure must have seen an artist painting from an image, lol, brushing, stroking and painting on until the full likeness, the finishing article is completed on the canvass. Well that end is not reached yet GRIMMJOE, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
Was God expectation of Adam and Eve Anthropomorphism too.

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD,
"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
- Jeremiah 29:11

No. Of course not. God's expectation of Adam and Eve is not anthropomorphism too, but instead, God's expectation of Adam and Eve is the end which He promised and on which He caused every human being, you included GRIMMJOE, to hope for and depend on.

GRIMMJOE:
Your Bible said stone witches to death, now you say it doesn't matter anymore

Stay focused. Stop wandering off. Stay on whats currently discussed, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman. "Did God really said, you must not eat from any tree in the garden?" Genesis 3:1

As you can see a snake spoke, just like a flying horse, and you believe it.

As you can see, your nose hasnt stopped growing, lol. Soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's. I tell you, lol. Smh.

Make up your mind on whether its a serpent or its a snake. Stop contradicting yourself.

GRIMMJOE:
You gave the comparison and it proved God doesn't exist.

GRIMMJOE, the wind blows where it wishes and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it is going. You dont see the wind, yet you know that the wind exists, lol. Go figure out with that simple observational analogy whether or not God, who too thats incorporeal exists or not, lol

GRIMMJOE:
@ MuttleyLaff you still haven't tell us the time table of God blowing the trumpet.

"It will happen in a moment, in the blink of an eye, when the last trumpet is blown.
For when the trumpet sounds, those who have died will be raised to live forever. And we who are living will also be transformed."
- 1 Corinthians 15:52

It is going to be SUDDEN, lol. The trumpet is going to be blown, when its least expected, lol, GRIMMJOE. Pow! Boom!!

"Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tarhantarhan! Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa. Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha", lol. Just something like that, lol, and blown in the flash of a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, lol. Rhaaaan

GRIMMJOE:
You still haven't tell us when we gave God permission to create us.

The opportunity presented itself, made itself available to you and millions other similar like you, lol and lucky you was the bravest, was the fastest, was the most skilful among millions. You jumped at the chance to be created, you raced towards the point of getting created and against all odds, lol, you came up trumps. Your better performance GRIMMJOE, was your permission, lol

MuttleyLaff:
"Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power:
for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created."
- Revelation 4:11

Perks from being created for God's pleasure, lol.

People are dying, children are starving and it's all for Gods pleasure.

MuttleyLaff:
No one is the finished article yet GRIMMJOE. You sure must have seen an artist painting from an image, lol, brushing, stroking and painting on until the full likeness, the finishing article is completed on the canvass. Well that end is not reached yet GRIMMJOE, lol.

What is this end?

MuttleyLaff:
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD,
"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
- Jeremiah 29:11

No. Of course not. God's expectation of Adam and Eve is not anthropomorphism too, but instead, God's expectation of Adam and Eve is the end which He promised and on which He caused every human being, you included GRIMMJOE, to hope for and depend on.

A God with expectation is not a God, A God with expectation is not Omniscient, A God with expectation doesn't exist.

MuttleyLaff:
Stay focused. Stop wandering off. Stay on whats currently discussed, lol

No wondering, your Bible say stone witch but you say it doesn't matter if they are witch because it fits your argument.

MuttleyLaff:
As you can see, your nose hasnt stopped growing, lol. Soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's. I tell you, lol. Smh.

Make up your mind on whether its a serpent or its a snake. Stop contradicting yourself.

The point is an animal spoke, and you believe it, just like other religion believe their own fiction.

MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE, the wind blows where it wishes and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it is going. You dont see the wind, yet you know that the wind exists, lol. Go figure out with that simple observational analogy whether or not God, who too thats incorporeal exists or not, lol

We can't see the wind, but we can prove the wind exist.

GRIMMJOE:
People are dying, children are starving and it's all for Gods pleasure.

What is this end?
A God with expectation is not a God, A God with expectation is not Omniscient, A God with expectation doesn't exist.

No wondering, your Bible say stone witch but you say it doesn't matter if they are witch because it fits your argument.
The point is an animal spoke, and you believe it, just like other religion believe their own fiction.
We can't see the wind, but we can prove the wind exist.

Well animals still speak till now!

So the book had a valid proof!

MuttleyLaff:
"It will happen in a moment, in the blink of an eye, when the last trumpet is blown.
For when the trumpet sounds, those who have died will be raised to live forever. And we who are living will also be transformed."
- 1 Corinthians 15:52

It is going to be SUDDEN, lol. The trumpet is going to be blown, when its least expected, lol, GRIMMJOE. Pow! Boom!!

"Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tarhantarhan! Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa. Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha", lol. Just something like that, lol, and blown in the flash of a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, lol. Rhaaaan

There is no timetable.

MuttleyLaff:
The opportunity presented itself, made itself available to you and millions other similar like you, lol and lucky you was the bravest, was the fastest, was the most skilful among millions. You jumped at the chance to be created, you raced towards the point of getting created and against all odds, lol, you came up trumps. Your better performance GRIMMJOE, was your permission, lol

When did we give God permission to create us?

It's the guy that claims demon occupies space.

Maximus69:


Well animals still speak till now!

So the book had a valid proof!

Well animals still fly

So that's proof of a flying horse

MuttleyLaff look at this baby, created for Gods sadistic pleasure.

GRIMMJOE:
It's the guy that claims demon occupies space.

Well animals still fly

So that's proof of a flying horse

Great!

That means we've got lots and lots of stories apart from the ones found in that book called Bible, right?

So what's the benefit of your story?because i can list the benefits of the stories found in the Bible, without waiting for any supernatural before showing you!

Abi you just feel like to counter stories with stories even when you're not getting any benefits from your own stories?