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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by salford1: 1:14am On Apr 22, 2020
forinclay:
From the comments I read on this thread it shows some Nigerians actually love their country and wish to see it work. I wouldn't blame the mess we are in entirely on the leaders in fact 85% of the blame would be on we the masses. Come 2023 you would hear something like he is hausa/fulani man, he is a faithful Christian and other gibberish... Talk about merit? Talk about changing the constitution to allign with current global challenges? We would just argue on our keyboards and go back to sleep hoping to wake up to a Nigeria we didnt create!!!
That is why the so called leaders themselves are not aliens. They are everyday Nigerians that got voted into power. They are just a reflection of the larger society.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by timesup234: 1:20am On Apr 22, 2020
OriOko88:

I'm not even defending the people managing the country, what I'm saying is Nigeria is a poor country, if Nigeria pays common 5k to like 40 million people, it will get broke and would be unable to pay workers salary.

Iran you're mentioning is also richer than Nigeria by far. Its one of the biggest producers of oil and natural gas. The Suez canal that almost half of world oil passes through is located in iran. So its a very rich country.
Oga you be mumu. Nigeria is the richest country on earth. Western countries are debt shitholes. Everything you see in America and Canada is a debt trap. The net worth of most Americans and Canadians are in the negative. The average Nigerian is richer than middle class Americans who will die and be buried with funeral loans

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Bozoris: 1:21am On Apr 22, 2020
softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.
It is not a one time payment
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by stormborn28(m): 1:32am On Apr 22, 2020
helinues:
Nice one..

But how are we sure this payment is for a Nigerian, except if he/she has dual citizenship
nonsense everywhere

Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Eteka1(m): 1:32am On Apr 22, 2020
Why all the frenzy about $2k?

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Eteka1(m): 1:38am On Apr 22, 2020
byrron:


Doubting Nigerian Thomas, You don't need to be a citizen here in United States to Receive the $1200 stimulus package, all you need is to be legal resident that has an SSN and files in your annual tax returns and not all citizens and legal residents even qualified to get the stimulus package from the US government since there are some exemptions especially defaulters of child support payments while Canada even goes an extra mile to provide for even those that are not legal residents in their country.



You should have just said doubting Thomas. You sound derogatory.

Hope you are not in anyway thinking you are better off than anyone here (except of course those with inferiority complexes and low self-esteem), just because you are a second class citizen in the US?

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by OriOko88(m): 1:39am On Apr 22, 2020
timesup234:
Oga you be mumu. Nigeria is the richest country on earth. Western countries are debt shitholes. Everything you see in America and Canada is a debt trap. The net worth of most Americans and Canadians are in the negative. The average Nigerian is richer than middle class Americans who will die and be buried with funeral loans
Ode. Its your opinion so shove it up your ass.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by OriOko88(m): 1:42am On Apr 22, 2020
timesup234:
Oga you be mumu. Nigeria is the richest country on earth. Western countries are debt shitholes. Everything you see in America and Canada is a debt trap. The net worth of most Americans and Canadians are in the negative. The average Nigerian is richer than middle class Americans who will die and be buried with funeral loans
You sef be ode. Its your opinion,its not a verifiable fact.so shove it up your ass. undecided
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Realtalk20: 1:45am On Apr 22, 2020
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daddytime:
Nice one.

Just stay safe and away from any potential mass shooting site.

Our people say beauty no dey complete.

Their Government dey people-oriented, but you fit just say make you stroll go supermarket to buy some grocery the next thing one kolo oyibo wey half done and medium-rare meat don chop part of him brain go just enter there begin shoot everybody for no just cause.

In fact ehn, e no get anywhere wey e be 10/10.

Las las na only God perfect.

With this lockdown I just wished I was in my village aswear.

Easy jeje life...wetin concern you concern coro

I was shocked to notice there were no mosquitoes in my village the last time I visited. I slept with the netless windows open.
[/s]

Shut up
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Realtalk20: 1:48am On Apr 22, 2020
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salam8528:
don't let him deceive u he has paid 70% of DAT money as tax. canada govt is not stupid.
[/s]

You just let us know you have never travelled out of Nigeria and will never travel and also you are illiterate

Disaster funds from governments is never taxed any where in the world except maybe in Nigeria where you will never ever leave for the rest of your life
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Realtalk20: 1:49am On Apr 22, 2020
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softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.
[/s]

All these idiots that have never left Nigeria re always quick to talk

Pls shut up
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by infogeneral: 1:51am On Apr 22, 2020
Maybe the guy is one of the poorest of the poor in the Canada.���
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by tonididdy(m): 1:54am On Apr 22, 2020
Nobody asked our parents and grandparents to dey fcukk like dogs and over populating the country.

The problem of Nigeria is the population. We have money. A country with a budget annually of 26$B is not a moi-moi country but for a population of 200m plus and counting, it's a joke for such a country to thrive.

Educated couples should know better, 2 at most 3 kids or even one or none should be the planning. If we must save Nigeria, we must learn to keep our joysticks in our pants and not produce everytime we have sex.

Nigeria is rich but not rich enough to cater for 200m people.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by otipoju(m): 1:54am On Apr 22, 2020
salam8528:
don't let him deceive u he has paid 70% of DAT money as tax. canada govt is not stupid.

And nigerians do not pay tax?
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by lollybizzu(m): 1:59am On Apr 22, 2020
softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.

You're an hypocrite bro...
Call a spade a spade...

For me o, I won't return.
Might come visiting o before I finally carry everyone I love.

I know some people has suffering engraved in their DNA.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by ZeusP(m): 2:01am On Apr 22, 2020
Great political charismatics
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by infogeneral: 2:08am On Apr 22, 2020
Maybe the guy is one of the poorest of the poor in Canada. Na so our government talk for Naija o.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by RighteousI: 2:09am On Apr 22, 2020
daddytime:
Nice one.

Just stay safe and away from any potential mass shooting site.

Our people say beauty no dey complete.

Their Government dey people-oriented, but you fit just say make you stroll go supermarket to buy some grocery the next thing one kolo oyibo wey half done and medium-rare meat don chop part of him brain go just enter there begin shoot everybody for no just cause.

In fact ehn, e no get anywhere wey e be 10/10.

Las las na only God perfect.

With this lockdown I just wished I was in my village aswear.

Easy jeje life...wetin concern you concern coro

I was shocked to notice there were no mosquitoes in my village the last time I visited. I slept with the netless windows open.

Yes you are right, no country is 10/10 but Canada is 9/10 and your own zoo is 1/10 and that's why you are jealous of the guy. You wish it was you that got that 600k. Yes they had a mass shooting where just 15 people died but your own police force not a criminal has killed more than 15 people during the lockdown. In Canada some people don't lock the door of their house because it is that safe. Why can't you copy the Canadians by telling your girlfriend not to lock the door of her house at night in your zoo country and let's find out if she will not be raped 3 times before dawn.

It's good that there are no mosquitoes in your village so that has been taken care of. But what of your poverty stricken girls that sell their body for money to buy indomie? Try to convince your female compatriots that are prostitutes not to attempt to relocate to Canada so that they can live with you in your village where there are no mosquitoes.

You are a toothless bulldog like your compatriots.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by bezimo(m): 2:09am On Apr 22, 2020
salford1:

It's only till June I believe. March, April, May, June. After that, some would move on to EI if they qualify. The others are OYO.
In addition.
Also it's only those whose job loss was as a result of Covid

Educate your ignorance..very easy to do online instead of saying what you don't know.Ok!!

https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/benefits/apply-for-cerb-with-cra.html

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by olugabbie(m): 2:09am On Apr 22, 2020
I strongly believe, that money is intoxicating this guy. When did the Government tell Nigerians in diaspora to come back home and that the Government will pay for thier fight? Lol
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Urchman200: 2:15am On Apr 22, 2020
salam8528:
don't let him deceive u he has paid 70% of DAT money as tax. canada govt is not stupid.
how about the one's I paid as tax here ?vat is deducted from my salary every month, what do I get in return?
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by bezimo(m): 2:16am On Apr 22, 2020
AccessME:
We are really suffering in this country embarassed embarassed embarassed

It will never be well with those still supporting this evil and wicked Nigeria leaders. cry

Amen..bunch of mad people..supporting this evil govt.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by overseasnbeyond: 2:16am On Apr 22, 2020
salam8528:
don't let him deceive u he has paid 70% of DAT money as tax. canada govt is not stupid.
What u talking about bro!!!
Yes he paid tax n get its benefit, good road, light and infrastructure. What did you get from your country Nigeria?
I am a product of sane society hating Nigeria with passion.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by RighteousI: 2:19am On Apr 22, 2020
timesup234:
Oga you be mumu. Nigeria is the richest country on earth. Western countries are debt shitholes. Everything you see in America and Canada is a debt trap. The net worth of most Americans and Canadians are in the negative. The average Nigerian is richer than middle class Americans who will die and be buried with funeral loans

Nairalanders! The op is a new and upcoming comedian, he definitely has talent. One of his best jokes here on nairaland is that the average Nigerian is richer than middle class Americans.

Isn't he hilarious?

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by lollybizzu(m): 2:27am On Apr 22, 2020
a4cube:
Bro people are begging for 20k, some one cup of rice and you dont want the guy to rejoice for receiving more that 600k.

The guy is an hypocrite nah...
Don't mind him.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by onmyowncj: 2:36am On Apr 22, 2020
donbachi:
I wonder how nigeria take become member of UN and commonwealth...they should have all membership status of all the countries,using covid-19 palliatives...any country wey no give should go and do so or face sanctions.
I want to go to Canada after lockdown, some one should please connect me
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by johnpablo541(m): 2:49am On Apr 22, 2020
olugabbie:
I strongly believe, that money is intoxicating this guy. When did the Government tell Nigerians in diaspora to come back home and that the Government will pay for thier fight? Lol

The govt made arrangements for those in diaspora to come back but they will bear the cost by themselves .

https://punchng.com/nigerians-in-uk-us-china-registering-for-evacuation-nidcom/?amp=1
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by salford1: 3:02am On Apr 22, 2020
bezimo:


Educate your ignorance..very easy to do online instead of saying what you don't know.Ok!!

https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/benefits/apply-for-cerb-with-cra.html
You are a dunce. What you posted even stated it clearly. Maximum of 16 weeks (4 periods).
English comprehension problems much.

Period dates could be staggered for those in-and-out of jobs but still to a maximum of 4 periods.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by salford1: 3:07am On Apr 22, 2020
olugabbie:
I strongly believe, that money is intoxicating this guy. When did the Government tell Nigerians in diaspora to come back home and that the Government will pay for thier fight? Lol
He is probably new to the country. So e go shack am nah. Let him enjoy jare.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Nobody: 3:12am On Apr 22, 2020
Eteka1:
You should have just said doubting Thomas. You sound derogatory.

[s]Hope you are not in anyway thinking you are better off than anyone here (except of course those with inferiority complexes and low self-esteem), just because you are a second class citizen in the US?[/s]

So typical, now you are playing the victim card and making up all manner of assumptions which is a reflection of your mindset and ideology.

Why would you doubt someone that shared his story?
Don't you know it is upsetting to make up thing's even when you don't have the full facts?

You made me call you doubting Thomas because that is exactly what you did with your response and I still can't see the relevance of your comments above to the subject in discuss which means you are simply projecting yourself on me because thats who you are if not then your response was completely off topic.

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