ehmmy11:
i see you found the factory reset button ...but truth be said you were already friends with her and she was used to you it will take a longer time with a new girl

DonroxyII:
Also, speak to her interest .... If she be Agric, Medicine, Performing Art, Biochemistry, Engineering... Sociology education .... Speak to what she likes ... Fashion, trends, Tatafo, movies ,Foods ... Get inside her Brain and become an essential part of it that when you ain't there , something is missing immediately....

Now, reconfigure that brain and carefully insert sexuality into it ... Romanticism .... Carefully, well versed girl will see you and flip on you immediately ..... Thus Carefully .... see wetness everywhere and you move in coolly.... make every hit count......

Now, Drop her and receive a commensurate curse that is up to the level of her emotions you raised up and every in and out of your d.ck in her reserved wellness .....

Yoruba Demons

GuestLog:
Las Las! We are the same. You & I.

EzzyCarter:
Used to secretly cruise town with aunt's car. Broke the headlight one day. Her driver was blamed and the money was deducted from his salary. Felt guilty but I could not own up. Stylishly paid him the money back some weeks after (he thought I was being generous )

DonroxyII:
Two weeks top with a new girl ... If she is very Intellectual and Intelligent.... One month .... That's calling everyday or atleast Fourtimes weekly and outing on every weekend or atleast 3 times within the month for physical familiarisation ....

DavidEsq:

U are well read, yet ur smooth mushin coconut head can't process the differences between "I'M" and "AM".

pocohantas:
Some of you overrate yourselves.

Na who never travel dey think say im papa farm big pass...toor!

DonroxyII:
He might be correct. Some guys are dedicated defence broken specie ..... No matter how hardcore you are once they set their target to get inside of you they will unless you ain't a woman and human.

Damsman10:


He knows he has a child outside. You see many of the stories on this thread are not finished yet the one way karma go catch e go catch, repercussion, curses (especially with stuffs like rape).

If you are clean or a child and reading this, just read for fun, do not fantasize about any. I repeat, do not try any at home.

XhosaNostra:
Lying about my mother's "death" just to have time off work. Mind you, she's been gone for a very, very long time, but I still use that as an excuse because it's the only one that can make me cry convincingly & genuinely
I even used it to the police this one time I needed a good excuse to avoid jail time

I was like, "I shouldn't have done that, but my mother just died" & I got away with it

oxiide22:
can I have a look at your picture?

XhosaNostra:

No need. I'm ugly.

Professorcplus:
Why always sex, rape and incest confession . Mine is different from them but let me share it.

During uni days I met a very close course mate. We practically do everything together but soon drifted apart because he wasn't serious minded. We were to write a practical programming course which he never for once practiced for. On the day of exam, the invigilator lucky placed us in the same row. 10min into the exam I already finish coding but I looked at his computer screen and all I could see was errors. He was visibly shaking.

I have warned him to read and practiced but he never seems to care. Him problem not mine. I got up and decided to leave the hall. But I thought what would I gain from my actions. I told him not to submit on his computer and I did another coding for him and submitted through my computer. I did some computer stuff like change of IP, time etc.

After the exam he thanked me but still unserious guy. The lecturer later busted those who helped someone. How he managed not to find out amazes me. I risk been rusticated on top one unserious friend

EzzyCarter:
Used to secretly cruise town with aunt's car. Broke the headlight one day. Her driver was blamed and the money was deducted from his salary. Felt guilty but I could not own up. Stylishly paid him the money back some weeks after (he thought I was being generous )

valentineuwakwe:
When I was young and enter the science class newly in Lagos at S.S.S 1, i mistakenly mix two chemical substances with red oil and used a stringe to inject and infect hundred of our school farm crops....within 24hrs, they all died and no one till today found out..
funny enough I could not even remember what and what i mixed to get such concoction cos I wanted to destroy more crops......n.a. wa ooo

OriOko88:

Shut tha hell up. English is not his first language.

Godsfavour78:
which school b diss boss?

DavidEsq:

U are one of those "aspire to acquire ba? ; Oiin! U are doing well

Xavfra:


How does it work

XhosaNostra:

No need. I'm ugly.

XhosaNostra:


No need. I'm ugly.

Blossomfirst:
Hei

GuestLog:
Hahahahaaa gimme your gf's number lemme show you something.

Professorcplus:
Why always sex, rape and incest confession . Mine is different from them but let me share it.

During uni days I met a very close course mate. We practically do everything together but soon drifted apart because he wasn't serious minded. We were to write a practical programming course which he never for once practiced for. On the day of exam, the invigilator lucky placed us in the same row. 10min into the exam I already finish coding but I looked at his computer screen and all I could see was errors. He was visibly shaking.

I have warned him to read and practiced but he never seems to care. Him problem not mine. I got up and decided to leave the hall. But I thought what would I gain from my actions. I told him not to submit on his computer and I did another coding for him and submitted through my computer. I did some computer stuff like change of IP, time etc.

After the exam he thanked me but still unserious guy. The lecturer later busted those who helped someone. How he managed not to find out amazes me. I risk been rusticated on top one unserious friend

weyreypey:

Brideofdracula be careful or I'll post your pictures

XhosaNostra:



I don't care.