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Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by GreatResearcher1(op): 9:52pm On Apr 28, 2020
Rawhumper:
Are u jealous she chose me?
U saw for urself but i Can dash some the chicks here if u tired of ur hands.
Ummm...yeah i quote F because brainless northern goat like u,u know that kind of goat in d north with a thin neck that is tall and then a pure MUMU like u,that has time to poke nose into meaningful peoples affairs.


If u Are jobless,Tell ur brother Buhari 2employ u to carry shit from convid patients in Lagos isolation centres,that will Keep u busy....yimu.

NOTE:In Reality i dont sweat to have my ladies and i dont Need to be a celeb nor most handsome but one Thing i know is that am from a RARE BREED!
how far hav u gone wit petyprince? i doubt if she has replied ur pms
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Zabiboy: 10:12pm On Apr 28, 2020


@ Rawhumper...
I just viewed your profile and honestly i dont knw how best to say what i have to say..
In a forum like NL where males are very much more than females, are you saying the 140 f monikers discuss issues in common with you??..


Anyways like i said, i don't knw how best to say what i hv to say...but let me tell u something
When you quote a female (or male few times) here on NL, the first thing they do is look at your profile to know how to respond and trust me, any female who views your profile would see you as a needy/clingy guy......


But anyways its ur choice....i just hope they don't use your moniker when they start bragging about number of PM's they'v received ( to show you how low most of them think)...

GL cool
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 10:16pm On Apr 28, 2020
When i told i wasnt interested with her You thought i was kidding...get it now i did that because i didnt like how u treated her.
I hate Guys that degrade women especially after having sex with them. I have read Stories of some Guys sexual prowess but i hold my peace cos if u know my Stories it may Sound unbelieveable.....
I have done mother ans daughter(my neighbours), i have bleeped another mother but smooched her daughter,i have slept with all my sisters husbands sisters or cousins and my Brothers wife sister,i have done with 2sisters,smooched The other two(not Same day),i also bleeped their village Girl staying with them but i was caught during the act by The last born whom i have bleeped too when she came back home,i have bleeped Friends,my student teacher,a nurse,a policewoman,female fire fighter,different married women(which i have really stopped except few cases),my handsome brother has once accused me of sleeping with her wife which i didnt,though she gave me green light then-two of The ladies he would have married had in His front kissed me,The other used to keep her leg on my laps moving it slowly as we watched movie.My bro had to drop them.
Three Times i attended Party in my entire Life i got a Girl in each one.Etc ),In my Former street where we relocated from my record was 27girls.
So Guy u Can see why ur pety princess dont mean a Thing to me?
Plz dont ever ask me about her again,i dont really care
























quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=88966910]how far hav u gone wit petyprince? i doubt if she has replied ur pms[/quote]
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 10:22pm On Apr 28, 2020
Thanks for your advise....most Part u wrong i have Friends here and am not needy of them just that i grew up with ladies and am used to their company thats why The number but i dont give a damn what u or any female here would think about me cos i know in truth am satisfied.....
Note i have some numbers in here that i Cant Call all,Take it or leave it thats why i Can comfortably Say to u bro believe me i dont really Care honestly i dont give a shit!






















quote author=Zabiboy post=88967638]

@ Rawhumper...
I just viewed your profile and honestly i dont knw how best to say what i have to say..
In a forum like NL where males are very much more than females, are you saying the 140 f monikers discuss issues in common with you??..


Anyways like i said, i don't knw how best to say what i hv to say...but let me tell u something
When you quote a female (or male few times) here on NL, the first thing they do is look at your profile to know how to respond and trust me, any female who views your profile would see you as a needy/clingy guy......


But anyways its ur choice....i just hope they don't use your moniker when they start bragging about number of PM's they'v received ( to show you how low most of them think)...

GL cool
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Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Zabiboy: 10:36pm On Apr 28, 2020
Rawhumper:
Thanks for your advise....most Part u wrong i have Friends here and am not needy of them just that i grew up with ladies and am used to their company thats why The number but i dont give a damn what u or any female here would think about me cos i know in truth am satisfied.....
Note i have some numbers in here that i Cant Call all,Take it or leave it thats why i Can comfortably Say to u bro believe me i dont really Care honestly i dont give a shit
Its all good man....
Enjoy
cool
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 10:48pm On Apr 28, 2020
Its alright....but next time dont judge a book by its cover.....
I dont pretend to Girls to be a saint or start pretending to impress them,nah! Thats for starters and men of low esteem,as i am here thats how i am in real life and i have no regrets.
Stay safe











quote author=Zabiboy post=88968416]

Its all good man....
Enjoy
cool[/quote]
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 1:30am On Apr 29, 2020
Hope u know whom u dealing with now so never u think am in Need of women-i see threads about some guys sexcapedes.
Right from my SS3 i used to put hand Inside The blouse of our Principals Sec. Whenever i was alone with her squeezing her boobs.
SS2 Literature in English teacher The sexiest in

The School i almost bleeped her,i didnt show up the day she told me after graduation.She is diff from The student teacher i bleeped.
In real life i like to operate alone,i bleep in ways ladies will be the ones promising marriage,like Baby am dying....i Say to Them yes i will kill You today u go hear am...they be like ohh plzzzzz dont stop harder harder You kill me today! Plzzz dont stooooppp.... as am saying i make sure my thrusts rhyme with The rhythm of my words.

Wish u here now i just Call 10 different Girls i have not bleeped,and Tell Them about sex with me,u use ur ears and hear The Say"when You Are ready or Please wait after lockdown"
I Can beat my chest bro and challenge any Guy in Naija under an oracle to declare areas of his sexual adventures while i declare mine(celebs excluded)whoever lies dies instantly.....
You insult me when u Say i asslick Girls,am a retired Young Guy...i dont just bleep that shows interest even where i gym,some Girls so notice me not they ain't fine,i have passed the level to be moved by ass or Beauty thats for beginners like You.Sometimes i do Guy for The ladies,Guy is not only for them to do to us trust me cool











quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=88961695]My bad! always quoting monikers with (f).[/quote]
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 8:19am On May 02, 2020
Hello dearie
Hope you not pissed,you wont understand why i put up such attitude....my apologies for been rude.I thought it over and i felt it doesnt to be rigid to a lady that been nice with me.
I hope you understand and eschew my shortcomings for we all make mistakes but the real mistake is failure to learn from ones misakes. If u really like me,let it go.
Please dear stay safe wherever you can and be very careful things are happening.
Thanks hun






lipsrsealed
Jeweltz:
I'm sorry I didn't mean to be offensive
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Jeweltz(f): 12:55pm On May 02, 2020
Rawhumper:
Hello dearie
Hope you not pissed,you wont understand why i put up such attitude....my apologies for been rude.I thought it over and i felt it doesnt to be rigid to a lady that been nice with me.
I hope you understand and eschew my shortcomings for we all make mistakes but the real mistake is failure to learn from ones misakes. If u really like me,let it go.
Please dear stay safe wherever you can and be very careful things are happening.
Thanks hun






lipsrsealed
Lols. Not at all. You're actually a good person. Only few men admit their mistakes. And I'm surprised you're one of those few.
How are you doing? Hope you're doing fine?

Greetings
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 2:10pm On May 02, 2020
Thats how i am,and i dont know how to pretend.Am among the few that believes in been real will make a guy closer to ladies than pretending to someone else.
Am doing great,really looking forward with my new business i am establishing.
Just came in now from meeting the Estate management concerning its establishment,kinda tired.
Thanks for your understanding....with time u get to know me more.
Btw...sorry for d long note am used to it,(Am an Intl Poet and writer as well).
Cheers










quote author=Jeweltz post=89100291]

Lols. Not at all. You're actually a good person. Only few men admit their mistakes. And I'm surprised you're one of those few.
How are you doing? Hope you're doing fine?

Greetings[/quote]
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Jeweltz(f): 2:20pm On May 02, 2020
Rawhumper:
Thats how i am,and i dont know how to pretend.Am among the few that believes in been real will make a guy closer to ladies than pretending to someone else.
Am doing great,really looking forward with my new business i am establishing.
Just came in now from meeting the Estate management concerning its establishment,kinda tired.
Thanks for your understanding....with time u get to know me more.
Btw...sorry for d long note am used to it,(Am an Intl Poet and writer as well).
Cheers










quote author=Jeweltz post=89100291]

Lols. Not at all. You're actually a good person. Only few men admit their mistakes. And I'm surprised you're one of those few.
How are you doing? Hope you're doing fine?

Greetings
Yes. Better being real than pretending. Most guys here hate on ladies too much. I'm glad I'm meeting someone different. I hope you're as Good as a man as you sound?

Ohh you a business man or a contractor?
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 2:29pm On May 02, 2020
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Contractor ke(I cant claim what am not) No dear i am an Entrepreneur i own berbecue business in Abj and i work part time in an Industry.
I cant say for other guys,i talk about myself i love ladies and i hate pretenders alot.
I have experienced the good and bad sides of ladies but still i love them for whom they are,mothers and outwardly weak ones who need to be nurtured and pampered but punishef when they derail.
I like it when one cheats she tells me d truth and when she needs my attention to feel free to let me know,am that kind of guy that is so real.











quote author=Jeweltz post=89103047]

Yes. Better being real than pretending. Most guys here hate on ladies too much. I'm glad I'm meeting someone different. I hope you're as Good as a man as you sound?

Ohh you a business man or a contractor?[/quote]
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 2:36pm On May 02, 2020
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I like honesty and i hate it when a lady tries to play smart with me......i hate women beaters i cant imagine myself seeing a defenseless girl been battered no matter what,there are other ways to punish ladies and when i apply mine,the lady would wish i really beat her.
Did you go to work today or you start next week?











quote author=Jeweltz post=89103047]

Yes. Better being real than pretending. Most guys here hate on ladies too much. I'm glad I'm meeting someone different. I hope you're as Good as a man as you sound?

Ohh you a business man or a contractor?[/quote]
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Happyfela(m): 4:01pm On May 02, 2020
I recommend this book for all Simps... The book of pook.
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Jeweltz(f): 4:52am On May 03, 2020
Rawhumper:
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Contractor ke(I cant claim what am not) No dear i am an Entrepreneur i own berbecue business in Abj and i work part time in an Industry.
I cant say for other guys,i talk about myself i love ladies and i hate pretenders alot.
I have experienced the good and bad sides of ladies but still i love them for whom they are,mothers and outwardly weak ones who need to be nurtured and pampered but punishef when they derail.
I like it when one cheats she tells me d truth and when she needs my attention to feel free to let me know,am that kind of guy that is so real.











quote author=Jeweltz post=89103047]

Yes. Better being real than pretending. Most guys here hate on ladies too much. I'm glad I'm meeting someone different. I hope you're as Good as a man as you sound?

Ohh you a business man or a contractor?
Hmmm I get that. If all men are really like this, women won't be complaining o. But u see these guys of nowadays they're all liars and Heartbreakers I swear to God sad sad sad
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Premiumwriter: 8:19am On May 03, 2020
Jeweltz:
Hmmm I get that. If all men are really like this, women won't be complaining o. But u see these guys of nowadays they're all liars and Heartbreakers I swear to God sad sad sad
ladies will never see the ugly things in themselves.
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Nobody: 8:26am On May 03, 2020
This rawhumper dude reeks of low self esteem to me.
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Jeweltz(f): 9:45am On May 03, 2020
Premiumwriter:
ladies will never see the ugly things in themselves.
Is that what we're talking about? Yenyen yen shocked embarassed
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Premiumwriter: 10:02am On May 03, 2020
Jeweltz:
Is that what we're talking about? Yenyen yen shocked embarassed
smh
U gals r all the same - self justifying b*tches
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Premiumwriter: 10:04am On May 03, 2020
kokaneprodigy:
This rawhumper dude reeks of low self esteem to me.
thought I was the only one noticing that.

He kept typing long responses to simple things just to justify his actions.

Nothing points to low self-esteem like talkin in circles to justify your actions
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Jeweltz(f): 10:04am On May 03, 2020
Premiumwriter:
smh

U gals r all the same - self justifying b*tches
No No. That's not me.

okay?
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by mattfeuter(m): 10:09am On May 03, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
I was thinking men have learnt but I was wrong.
Some things I read these days on NL got me feeling like throwing up.

I'd call out those SIMPs one by one.

1. Farouk24: This simp, his gf has masters in lying. A girl lied to you from onset and you kept her, you didn't even fvcked her. If she really loves u has she claimed, why is her current pics in the custody of Emeka? You better dump that hoe. but before you do, make sure you fvck her for the time wasted

2. ElasticStone: He just got a job offer and probably would be placed on probation before being confirmed a full time staff. He has already invited a parasite into his life. He gave one hilarious reason why he wants to marry a girl. She's pretty that's his reason.
Bro you better look beyond beauty.



3. JDJ4: This one is being manipulated by a girl. First she used pregnancy scam to siphoned money from him. Now she's using an imaginary native doctor. Better wise up and take redpill

4. Olofin2: This one begs a girl he bought with his money through marriage for sex. SMH! If CS is the cause your wife deny you sex, answer this question. When did she start denying you sex and when was the CS? I hope you also beg your car (if you have one) to please allow you drive it.

5. Ekeletu: This one is the irredeemable. Paying a hoe 10k weekly to date you? I thought it was over but damn! He went ahead to foot bill for her dad's burial. He was not even ashamed of coming to a public forum to say it.

6. Giwoni: This one used his brother's hard earnd money to sponsor a hoe through school. Even in 200l when the hoe showed signs that she wasn't into him. Imagine giving a lady money everyday from 100l to 500l. Smh!

7. Scientists: This one will only get sense when his girlfriend brings another guy's pregnancy/child to him to father. He said his girl easily fall in love once u sweet talk with her and she has been having sex chats with random Facebook guys. I wonder why he can't breakup. SMH

8. Newdawn30: His woman is playing away match and denying him the game. It would have been better if she allowed you both to play. But she's placing you on the bench and allowing other men to play. What a terrible coach she is.

9. stephenonyx: This one is dating a public toilet.
hear the rubbish he vomited " Though before we started dating, she has made mention of sleeping in her male neighbors room. She has slept in almost all the guys room and she claimed none has touched her and she is comfortable with them even though some has asked her out before we met."

10. whatdowomenwant: This one is asking us if his wife cheating. Even when he has caught his wife severally sex chatting random men and she even confessed to him that she is cheating on him. He said his wife is a very great woman. grin grin


11. Theundertaker: This clown says;
(a) His relationship seems perfect.
(b) His girlfriend loves him so much.
(c) His girlfriend is in a SERIOUS relationship.
(d) He wants his girlfriend's boyfriend to breakup with his girlfriend.
Mehn! This guy doesn't realized that he is, but a backup plan for the girl. A girl loves you so much and she's in a serious relationship with someone and can't leave the person? Are they in a contract relationship? Smh!

12: JOBgame: The only lover of this clown on earth cheated on him and got pregnant at the process. The how doesn't want him to cheat on her but keep cheating on him. He even wants to marry her.
Bro be ready to father people's kids.

13. Rawhumper: This one follows any moniker with a (f). When the ladies here he worships ignored him and maybe those ladies give you attention, he gets mad at you and start calling you names. He's sex starved.
I am just imaging how many niggas here who are using female monikers have scammed him. Cause people like him would not waste time to send money or airtime to any moniker with (f).
grin grin

It’s a simping season LOL
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Premiumwriter: 10:14am On May 03, 2020
I'll create an (f) profile soon so that rawhumper will follow me grin grin
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by GreatResearcher1(op): 10:23am On May 03, 2020
mattfeuter:
grin grin

It’s a simping season LOL
There is one simp I need to add to the list. The one who said he neglected his wife and kids to train a sidechick in school only for the side chick to dump him for a fresh dude
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by GreatResearcher1(op): 10:23am On May 03, 2020
Premiumwriter:
I'll create an (f) profile soon so that rawhumper will follow me grin grin
He will send u card
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by GreatResearcher1(op): 10:24am On May 03, 2020
Premiumwriter:
I'll create an (f) profile soon so that rawhumper will follow me grin grin
u don't need to create. just change this ur acct to (f) quote him in one of his post and watch the magic
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Nobody: 10:26am On May 03, 2020
Premiumwriter:
thought I was the only one noticing that.

He kept typing long responses to simple things just to justify his actions.

Nothing points to low self-esteem like talkin in circles to justify your actions
he talks too much for a man.

He’s even an insult to simps cos to be a Simp you have to be a man first.
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by MedicH: 10:34am On May 03, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
Rawhumper: This one follows any moniker with a (f). When the ladies here he worships ignored him and maybe those ladies give you attention, he gets mad at you and start calling you names. He's sex starved.
Holy shit!!! This one got me. Like seriously following every (f). Damn
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Premiumwriter: 10:46am On May 03, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
He will send u card
grin grin
I need that card
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Zabiboy: 11:02am On May 03, 2020
This is what they get cry cry ....
This life sha grin

Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by GreatResearcher1(op): 11:09am On May 03, 2020
MedicH:
Holy shit!!! This one got me. Like seriously following every (f). Damn
One of his posts he called a male nlder who changes his acct to (f) 'sweet heart'.
Re: Simphood Hall Of Shame. Update! by Rawhumper(m): 11:26am On May 03, 2020
Wat happened to your marriage? I heard u shared invitation cards to NL like two year ago for ur pathetic wedding which later crashed thats why you are frustrated.Ur wife left you for real.Thats why you are bitter with women and yes its a good thing to be loved whether by gays or females at least that shows i have qualities then its left for me to decline or accept.
Why did YOuR WIFE u married three years ago run away? You must be an evil man,so bitter against NL and yes i love F....Bleep you asshole!!!










GreatResearcher1:
u don't need to create. just change this ur acct to (f) quote him in one of his post and watch the magic
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