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Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

You're a liar.

Trek from ikoyi to Maryland?

Haba. Abeg small small dey lie

rapid101:
well
as for me my sef and I
I'm dating one now and I'll marry her cus she is everything I dream in a woman, apart from she's rich, her character is 1001% pure. very respectful, dedicated, not materialistic, a goal getter, beautiful. in fact she's everything u ll dream of in a woman. tank God she came my way.
ok bye

All I will just tell you is no go do pass yourself.

Blueelf:
You're a liar.

Trek from ikoyi to Maryland?

Haba. Abeg small small dey lie

Anything you believe in no qualms, but if you know that someone who fasts don't lie then you'll keep shut

Dreyton36:
Part 3
,,,,,,,,,,,

Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

I don die o

Dicktion:
19 lines wey you drop you come dey feel like story teller the initiate suspense with a
Tedious
Artless
Poorly arranged trash

Even my ex dog won't ask for more of this

Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

hahn:
What a "big girl" needs from a man who isn't as financially capable as she is is ambition. Lots of it.

Like a guy who has well laid out realistic plans and she came come with the finances. A man that will be willing to pay back the initial capital with profit even if there is no agreement to it.

A man that will work hard enough to later take the financial wheel and sort bills without the lady's assistance but still won't mind when she chips in at her discretion.

A man who will give her ideas on how to increase her income and invest wisely so her wealth can grow and feel comfortable with it.

Too bad there are not enough men like that

Best comment on this thread so far...so succinctly put!
I agree with you 100%!

Blueelf:
Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

allow us make we enjoy d story

Dreyton36:
Anything you believe in no qualms, but if you know that someone who fasts don't lie then you'll keep shut

You think I'm gullible like people here. So, I should believe you aren't lying because you're the prophet Mohammed himself?

Oga, stop lying. Your story is sooo Primary 2.

Blueelf:
Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

Bro leave out the fact that people are interested in the story. It doesn't matter if it's all a lie or not... Just here to have fun.

patoski39:
allow us make we enjoy d story

But at least you know say him dey lie na

laughitall:
lol .. we know .. just enjoying is story

Thank God. At least you're just enjoying someone making a fool of himself

Blueelf:
But at least you know say him dey lie na

I no know o.. Bible say make we no judge

Dreyton36:
Anything you believe in no qualms, but if you know that someone who fasts don't lie then you'll keep shut

Whether you dey lie or not, I no care... Sha finish the thing wey you start

Rexmy:
Bro leave out the fact that people are interested in the story. It doesn't matter if it's all a lie or not... Just here to have fun.

Okay. At least una know say the guy dey lie

patoski39:
I no know o.. Bible say make we no judge

I know know if you be lagosian but those wey don live for Lagos know say him dey lie.

This Dreton36 guy reminds me of old nairaland that year... Bro you're good you just like the guy on that movie Hacker continue I'll wait patiently and read your story to the end. By the way it's this longest thread I have followed here and I patently don't wanna stop

Blueelf:
Okay. At least una know say the guy dey lie

Na him own cup of wine be that...

Rexmy:
Na him own cup of wine be that...

Dreyton36:
Part 3
,,,,,,,,,,,

Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

I wasn't planning to comment on this thread but this your story

I dont even know if it's the story or your ability to describe well.

You don hijack person thread.

Oya we're waiting

Blueelf:
I know know if you be lagosian but those wey don live for Lagos know say him dey lie.

ok o. make we see how e go end

Blueelf:
Thank God. At least you're just enjoying someone making a fool of himself

What's your problem with he is lying

Someone said he trekked from Ikoyi to maryland, why would he take third mainland brigde when he can use Carter bridge to burst to iddo, from Iddo to Oyinbo, from Oyingbo to Yaba, from Yaba to Palmgroove to Ikorodu road to Maryland

i've trekked from Victoria Island to Oyingbo when i was robbed of my wallet and phone, if you can't trek it that doesn't mean another person can't

Ok he is lying, so who's going to pay you as a lie detector now?

free am make him talk wetin we want hear abeg, abi you dey jealous

Dreyton36 Nigger fi awon ode yi le ki o continue gist yi lo...Mo wa leyin e

where you sabi for Lagos sef wey you dey talk say if dem sabi Lagos dem go no say him dey lie

Lagos small abeg, Na only Badagry to Epe i know say e no dey trekkable
the rest na child's play for some people

yuswrld20:
those girls wey u mention are gone extinct.
they big momma wey i dae date don kill me with liability my aim just to chop and she pack n go

Yousuf weldone

myles16:
What's your problem with he is lying

Someone said he trekked from Ikoyi to maryland, why would he take third mainland brigde when he can use Carter bridge to burst to iddo, from Iddo to Oyinbo, from Oyingbo to Yaba, from Yaba to Palmgroove to Ikorodu road to Maryland

i've trekked from Victoria Island to Oyingbo when i was robbed of my wallet and phone, if you can't trek it that doesn't mean another person can't

Ok he is lying, so who's going to pay you as a lie detector now?

free am make him talk wetin we want hear abeg, abi you dey jealous

You sef think am. And why should I be jealous of a lie? Or are you also a professional liar?

Okay, I no go quote you again. Enjoy feeding on lies. I heard its a good diet for liars on training.

I repeat, won't quote you again.

I am looking for a big girl.

Upper management level of an MNC type of big girl.

Saintmary:
Don't give anything, don't demand anything, simple and easy to end.

Y’all certainly not okay, just selfish. Who doesn’t give anything in love?

My dominique is a very big girl

VickyRotex:
I wasn't planning to comment on this thread but this your story

I dont even know if it's the story or your ability to describe well.

You don hijack person thread.

Oya we're waiting

you to like tori. One day dem go take tori kidnap you

Blueelf:
You sef think am. And why should I be jealous of a lie? Or are you also a professional liar?

Okay, I no go quote you again. Enjoy feeding on lies. I heard its a good diet for liars on training.

I repeat, won't quote you again.

Wetin make I think

E be like say you be JJc and you no know road

You don't know shit and you're still forming hard guy

Avoid me please and don't quote me again

enemyofprogress:
you to like tori. One day dem go take tori kidnap you

enemyofprogress

you still never change?

Olorun maje. Sho ra e o!!!!

VickyRotex:
enemyofprogress

you still never change?

Olorun maje. Sho ra e o!!!!

I have changed small but from bad to worse

enemyofprogress:
I have changed small but from bad to worse

Chhhaaiii. And I dey pray for you oo

no hope is lost, before end of 2020 you go change for good.

Tboy1419:
. Waiting be the name make I go check am for you.

na mia khalifa...google am u go c her pics