Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:14pm On May 11, 2020 |
Dreyton36: I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them
It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female) Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area
One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each Mehn my prick sef stand I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da) Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock To cut it short I went home And I made my biggest mistake Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt You're a liar. Trek from ikoyi to Maryland? Haba. Abeg small small dey lie 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by luvyaself95(m): 5:19pm On May 11, 2020 |
rapid101: well as for me my sef and I I'm dating one now and I'll marry her cus she is everything I dream in a woman, apart from she's rich, her character is 1001% pure. very respectful, dedicated, not materialistic, a goal getter, beautiful. in fact she's everything u ll dream of in a woman. tank God she came my way. ok bye All I will just tell you is no go do pass yourself. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Dreyton36: 5:19pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
You're a liar.
Trek from ikoyi to Maryland?
Haba. Abeg small small dey lie Anything you believe in no qualms, but if you know that someone who fasts don't lie then you'll keep shut 1 Like |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by DrBrainstorm(m): 5:21pm On May 11, 2020 |
Dreyton36: Part 3 ,,,,,,,,,,,
Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call 10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron
I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all
I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo
I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala
Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year
She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today
Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man
Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything The guy na born and gifted womanizer He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts
She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight , She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in
Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself
I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho
I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland Yawa don gas be that After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today
I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary
I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum) I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die
We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm Security tight gan We park well and went inside I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to
She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo
I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha
As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds
When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment
Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?
Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?
Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code
Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo
Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each
Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me
Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo And I no too owe
Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction We rushed him together and questioned him, STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE
I don die o 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:24pm On May 11, 2020 |
Dicktion: 19 lines wey you drop you come dey feel like story teller the initiate suspense with a Tedious Artless Poorly arranged trash
Even my ex dog won't ask for more of this Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying. No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira. I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth 5 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by olumide4christ: 5:26pm On May 11, 2020 |
hahn:
What a "big girl" needs from a man who isn't as financially capable as she is is ambition. Lots of it.
Like a guy who has well laid out realistic plans and she came come with the finances. A man that will be willing to pay back the initial capital with profit even if there is no agreement to it.
A man that will work hard enough to later take the financial wheel and sort bills without the lady's assistance but still won't mind when she chips in at her discretion.
A man who will give her ideas on how to increase her income and invest wisely so her wealth can grow and feel comfortable with it.
Too bad there are not enough men like that Best comment on this thread so far...so succinctly put! I agree with you 100%! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Nobody: 5:26pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.
No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.
I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth allow us make we enjoy d story 8 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:26pm On May 11, 2020 |
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Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Rexmy(m): 5:27pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.
No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.
I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth Bro leave out the fact that people are interested in the story. It doesn't matter if it's all a lie or not... Just here to have fun. 6 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:27pm On May 11, 2020 |
patoski39: allow us make we enjoy d story But at least you know say him dey lie na 1 Like |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:28pm On May 11, 2020 |
laughitall: lol .. we know .. just enjoying is story Thank God. At least you're just enjoying someone making a fool of himself 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Nobody: 5:30pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
But at least you know say him dey lie na I no know o.. Bible say make we no judge 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Rexmy(m): 5:30pm On May 11, 2020 |
Dreyton36:
Anything you believe in no qualms, but if you know that someone who fasts don't lie then you'll keep shut Whether you dey lie or not, I no care... Sha finish the thing wey you start 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:30pm On May 11, 2020 |
Rexmy: Bro leave out the fact that people are interested in the story. It doesn't matter if it's all a lie or not... Just here to have fun. Okay. At least una know say the guy dey lie 1 Like |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:32pm On May 11, 2020 |
patoski39: I no know o.. Bible say make we no judge I know know if you be lagosian but those wey don live for Lagos know say him dey lie. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Donwoosky: 5:33pm On May 11, 2020 |
This Dreton36 guy reminds me of old nairaland that year... Bro you're good you just like the guy on that movie Hacker continue I'll wait patiently and read your story to the end. By the way it's this longest thread I have followed here and I patently don't wanna stop 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Rexmy(m): 5:33pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
Okay. At least una know say the guy dey lie Na him own cup of wine be that... 1 Like |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:34pm On May 11, 2020 |
Rexmy: Na him own cup of wine be that... |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by VickyRotex(f): 5:38pm On May 11, 2020 |
Dreyton36: Part 3 ,,,,,,,,,,,
Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call 10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron
I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all
I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo
I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala
Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year
She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today
Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man
Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything The guy na born and gifted womanizer He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts
She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight , She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in
Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself
I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho
I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland Yawa don gas be that After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today
I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary
I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum) I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die
We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm Security tight gan We park well and went inside I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to
She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo
I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha
As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds
When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment
Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?
Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?
Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code
Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo
Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each
Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me
Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo And I no too owe
Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction We rushed him together and questioned him, STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE
I wasn't planning to comment on this thread but this your story I dont even know if it's the story or your ability to describe well. You don hijack person thread. Oya we're waiting 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Nobody: 5:40pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
I know know if you be lagosian but those wey don live for Lagos know say him dey lie. ok o. make we see how e go end |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by myles16(m): 5:43pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
Thank God. At least you're just enjoying someone making a fool of himself What's your problem with he is lying Someone said he trekked from Ikoyi to maryland, why would he take third mainland brigde when he can use Carter bridge to burst to iddo, from Iddo to Oyinbo, from Oyingbo to Yaba, from Yaba to Palmgroove to Ikorodu road to Maryland i've trekked from Victoria Island to Oyingbo when i was robbed of my wallet and phone, if you can't trek it that doesn't mean another person can't Ok he is lying, so who's going to pay you as a lie detector now? free am make him talk wetin we want hear abeg, abi you dey jealous Dreyton36 Nigger fi awon ode yi le ki o continue gist yi lo...Mo wa leyin e where you sabi for Lagos sef wey you dey talk say if dem sabi Lagos dem go no say him dey lie Lagos small abeg, Na only Badagry to Epe i know say e no dey trekkable the rest na child's play for some people 22 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Gaggii: 5:45pm On May 11, 2020 |
yuswrld20: those girls wey u mention are gone extinct. they big momma wey i dae date don kill me with liability my aim just to chop and she pack n go Yousuf weldone |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Blueelf: 5:49pm On May 11, 2020 |
myles16:
What's your problem with he is lying
Someone said he trekked from Ikoyi to maryland, why would he take third mainland brigde when he can use Carter bridge to burst to iddo, from Iddo to Oyinbo, from Oyingbo to Yaba, from Yaba to Palmgroove to Ikorodu road to Maryland
i've trekked from Victoria Island to Oyingbo when i was robbed of my wallet and phone, if you can't trek it that doesn't mean another person can't
Ok he is lying, so who's going to pay you as a lie detector now?
free am make him talk wetin we want hear abeg, abi you dey jealous
You sef think am. And why should I be jealous of a lie? Or are you also a professional liar? Okay, I no go quote you again. Enjoy feeding on lies. I heard its a good diet for liars on training. I repeat, won't quote you again. |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by RTSC: 5:49pm On May 11, 2020 |
I am looking for a big girl.
Upper management level of an MNC type of big girl. |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by YouareaBITCH(f): 5:50pm On May 11, 2020 |
Saintmary:
Don't give anything, don't demand anything, simple and easy to end. Y’all certainly not okay, just selfish. Who doesn’t give anything in love? |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by enemyofprogress: 6:01pm On May 11, 2020 |
My dominique is a very big girl |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by enemyofprogress: 6:03pm On May 11, 2020 |
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Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by myles16(m): 6:03pm On May 11, 2020 |
Blueelf:
You sef think am. And why should I be jealous of a lie? Or are you also a professional liar?
Okay, I no go quote you again. Enjoy feeding on lies. I heard its a good diet for liars on training.
I repeat, won't quote you again. Wetin make I think E be like say you be JJc and you no know road You don't know shit and you're still forming hard guy Avoid me please and don't quote me again 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by VickyRotex(f): 6:05pm On May 11, 2020 |
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Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by enemyofprogress: 6:06pm On May 11, 2020 |
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Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by VickyRotex(f): 6:11pm On May 11, 2020 |
enemyofprogress: I have changed small but from bad to worse Chhhaaiii. And I dey pray for you oo no hope is lost, before end of 2020 you go change for good. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by paulolee(m): 6:16pm On May 11, 2020 |
Tboy1419: . Waiting be the name make I go check am for you. na mia khalifa...google am u go c her pics |