Dreyton36:
Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

Abeg continue guy
I dey Gbadu your story walahi

VickyRotex:


Chhhaaiii. And I dey pray for you oo

no hope is lost, before end of 2020 you go change for good.

convert the prayers to money and give me the money

enemyofprogress:
convert the prayers to money and give me the money

I don't understand Arabic

VickyRotex:


I don't understand Arabic

oiiiiin

myles16:





What's your problem with he is lying

Someone said he trekked from Ikoyi to maryland, why would he take third mainland brigde when he can use Carter bridge to burst to iddo, from Iddo to Oyinbo, from Oyingbo to Yaba, from Yaba to Palmgroove to Ikorodu road to Maryland

i've trekked from Victoria Island to Oyingbo when i was robbed of my wallet and phone, if you can't trek it that doesn't mean another person can't

Ok he is lying, so who's going to pay you as a lie detector now?

free am make him talk wetin we want hear abeg, abi you dey jealous

Dreyton36 Nigger fi awon ode yi le ki o continue gist yi lo...Mo wa leyin e

where you sabi for Lagos sef wey you dey talk say if dem sabi Lagos dem go no say him dey lie

Lagos small abeg, Na only Badagry to Epe i know say e no dey trekkable
the rest na child's play for some people

Me tire for the guy ooo , I no even know wetin I wan tell am cuz he's not worth it , haters will always hate for sure

blueheart:


I dey laugh alone like craze man here.

Good grief.

Your descriptive power is lit. Please continue. You have a fan here, no homo lool

thanks man , honestly there's no single fabrication in alll I've said

Dreyton36:

Me tire for the guy ooo , I no even know wetin I wan tell am cuz he's not worth it , haters will always hate for sure

Olobe ni bobo yen, Them go sha want pour stew for person white

Otunba2004:
that means you're well looking,those big girls love handsome guys

there was a lady that added me on Facebook, little did I know he added me on my friend's friend list. my guy still dey nurse the girl but he didn't tell me he was dating the lady




bro within 3days that we started talking, this lady drop 150k for me to do shopping o.

YouareaBITCH:


Y’all certainly not okay, just selfish. Who doesn’t give anything in love?

Someone who wants to protect herself from this harsh Nigerian dating environment. Don't collect money, don't give sex, especially during the early stages of dating.

Dreyton36:
thanks man , honestly there's no single fabrication in alll I've said

Guy if you want to finish up a story, do so and stop quotting people who haven't read adult story book. We understand you've high jacked this plane which is fine but at least land us all safely.

People are quite tired of this journey and if the easy way out seems to be our first time flight with the parachute, we will gladly use it and by the time you finish up the story, no one will be here again to read it.

Gaggii:

Yousuf weldone

Identify urself how do u know me

newdawn2017:
that's a satanic lie from d abbyss of demons. We re still there but very rare. Demonic narcs seek to destroy us, hence we shield ourselves steady going undercover.

are u part of the pple u just mentioned

Wiifesnatcher:
yea

my first Blackberry Bold 5 a lady working in Skye bank then bought it for me when I was in 200 level. her family were rich, someone that travel to Miami and Texas for summer whenever she's on leave. I asked why she's working instead of business, she said she needed to gained some experience as her dad is going into banking industry. I lose her then because I dey form lover boy then, she want me to go into marriage but I wasn't mentally ready plus I was in a serious date then even though I lost the relationship


some people have the money you need to restructure your life, if you don't feel inferior, y'all dine with them


I have dated big ladies very well and it get to a stage that I won't even look your side if you're not financially OK. I don suffer In my life, I can't dine with poor people like myself again abeg

See as I just dey laugh, bros.
I can relate.

pacespot:
This thread reeks of a lot insecure and lazy guys looking for an independent lady to rub off

If it's ok for girls to spend our money (even swindle us), I believe there's nothing wrong if guys set out to do the same.

C'est la vie.

rapid101:
well
as for me my sef and I
I'm dating one now and I'll marry her cus she is everything I dream in a woman, apart from she's rich, her character is 1001% pure. very respectful, dedicated, not materialistic, a goal getter, beautiful. in fact she's everything u ll dream of in a woman. tank God she came my way.
ok bye

Godspeed bro

I've never been lucky to meet this big girls, most of the girls I've met her flashy broke arse, they would keep telling you; 'my cream has finish' 'I am hungry' 'buy me airtime' 'no transport'
The day you toast them you automatically adopt them as their father.


Come add to the fact say me sef I broke I dey try to manage life.

I'm not looking for a lady that will give me money, just keep your money but please don't ask me for money. Why can't love be that simple in this country?

Blueelf:


Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

I wonder why are emphasizing on the fact he's telling lies, please just free the poor guy naw, his story is interesting and trust me so many of us here needed this laugh at the moment, there are so many threads on this platform, so kindly go to the ones you feel they are telling the truth and leave us alone to laugh in ignorance if that's the case....

Blueelf:


Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

I see them begging him to continue with his half baked forgeries. I puke

ProphetofOdin:
I've never been lucky to meet this big girls, most of the girls I've met her flashy broke arse, they would keep telling you; 'my cream has finish' 'I am hungry' 'buy me airtime' 'no transport'
The day you toast them you automatically adopt them as their father.

Come add to the fact say me sef I broke I dey try to manage life.

You ain't alone bro, we are many, always meeting the hustler babes pretending to be legit, sometimes i pretend to go broke & short of finances just to see how things will turn out, trust me this girls never cease to disappoint me

C505:


Guy if you want to finish up a story, do so and stop quotting people who haven't read adult story book. We understand you've high jacked this plane which is fine but at least land us all safely.

People are quite tired of this journey and if the easy way out seems to be our first time flight with the parachute, we will gladly use it and by the time you finish up the story, no one will be here again to read it.

posting soon watch out

myles16:



Olobe ni bobo yen, Them go sha want pour stew for person white

olobe kere naw , omo ale ni

The so called big girls are looking for one thing, marriage.

I've dated one (wasn't serious with it) she happen to be one of my students whom I give tutorials online.

How it happened.
she told me she got my number online and that I'm perfect for what she wants to learn, after discussing about her interest I billed her 80k for online class as I can't make it to her state to give her two weeks intensive training.

bae told me she'll cover the cost of my Tfare, hotel I'll stay, food for two weeks and still pay me the said 80k, it was mouth watering but couldn't go cause I work as in account in a chartered accounting firm in Maryland as at that time and I just came back from burial so my boss wouldn't allow me take permission to travel again, I had to tell.her cock and bull stories before she accepted the online class but not untill she cut down the cost to 40k, I agreed and he worked me 20k instanta, naso class begin that very day and the next day before I woke up I saw another 20k alert.

things turned from class to romance chats (she initiated it and I try so hard to resist but I failed) actually she was moved by my charisma, funny behavior and personality, I crack her up a lot during classes and I am as well a damn good listener.

naso she fall in love with me o, come de ask my age, height and all lol... I simply told her I'm not up to her standard both by age, education and all she told me she didn't mind that she just love me.

on the long run, I ended everything as it was suffocating, she wasn't demanding, she was just doing too much for me, I don't ask she just keep doing and doing some occasions I stopped her for buying a new laptop for me, recharge cards, money etc.

I ended it last two years and we fought, but now we are friends and shes looking to marry soon, last week she was still reminding me how I declined almost all of what she wanted to do for me both financially ans otherwise.

I asked why she she said she doesn't know that she just love me and always feel like helping me, according to her she said she just want to make me a big boy (rich) she wants to spoil me with money.

I told her she's acting like I've used love jazz on her and he laughed hilariously.

I could still remember last month I lost my phone In sch, infinix hot 7, I got a small phone and her text came in that my phone has been off, I replied that I lost my phone and she said she'll get another one for me asap, na speed I carry go buy hot 8 to convince her not to get it fit me... she got upset but later dropped it.

btw....

she's 12yrs older than me, single, a graduate and daughter to a stinkingly rich politician she's also into land flipping and online businesses.


I never met her face to face till this moment but I'll that during my service!

Hopefully....

I still don't know why I ended everything, don't blame me for not taking things from her, I was brought up to be self sufficient and contented with what I have.

....modified...
nobody should reply me pls, I don't have strength for question and answer.
happy covik-19

SageMK:
My interpretation of big girls are independent ladies. They are the only recommended class for serious men to date. Anything else you're dating is just a waste of priceless valuable time.

Finito!!

Dreyton36:
posting soon watch out

I'm not watching out. If I get tired, I'll leave. I have 10 more important things to do

Tboy1419:
. Do we have any at all, all of them here are average or gold digger.

u wan make dem bounce on you abi?


my hands no dey there.

Rayendowed007:
exactly the girl am dating at the moment,she is into cosmetics and other beauty products, while i work a salary job...i do take her out a lot and always give her a good time,and out of 10 times i will say i have paid like 7 times,,,but i have never given her money once for the 4months we have been dating now,and she has never asked. she loves so much dat she can give me her last Kobo ,,,but i want to be more financially buoyant than her so i can really take good care of her . cuz ladies like her are very hard to fynd.

guy you are lucky

Samfloxin:

Try and marry her and you will see the other side of her she kept inside fridge for you

wicked

PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the lable to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direct of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick piss come they worry me
I come am the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wet he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

BCISLTD:



He thinks we are stupid...,15 $100 notes..u didn't change it but u enter bus...fear didn't catch u.

I'm a big boy by any standard..but when I have dollars in my pocket...i thread with caution!!!!....let him continue with the lamba...its a fun read.

Abeg, big bro, help a brother. Even if it's a dollar.
Half a loaf is better than no bread. Abeg.

Dreyton36:
PART 4
,,,,,,,,,,,,,

WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the lable to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direct of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick piss come they worry me
I come am the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wet he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

That's why i hate this

Oya na

myles16:





What's your problem with he is lying

Someone said he trekked from Ikoyi to maryland, why would he take third mainland brigde when he can use Carter bridge to burst to iddo, from Iddo to Oyinbo, from Oyingbo to Yaba, from Yaba to Palmgroove to Ikorodu road to Maryland

i've trekked from Victoria Island to Oyingbo when i was robbed of my wallet and phone, if you can't trek it that doesn't mean another person can't

Ok he is lying, so who's going to pay you as a lie detector now?

free am make him talk wetin we want hear abeg, abi you dey jealous

Dreyton36 Nigger fi awon ode yi le ki o continue gist yi lo...Mo wa leyin e

where you sabi for Lagos sef wey you dey talk say if dem sabi Lagos dem go no say him dey lie

Lagos small abeg, Na only Badagry to Epe i know say e no dey trekkable
the rest na child's play for some people

Same as my thought bro, besides trekking from Ikoyi to Maryland is very very possible though I've never experienced that but I know someone that has trekked more than that before, I mean from Mandilas to Opebi, Ikeja. Please help me tell them to allow us enjoy the story either true or false