Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

Hi

Dreyton36:
Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all no

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

You just like attention. Mtcheew.

Big girl.. There will always be this part of them any reasonable man would see as ego, but if are calm and try to reason it other way, you will enjoy them big time. I have one as well that always tell me I don't have respect anytime we are discussing. Anytime she says that I always feel bad and she knows cos it'll show on my face & mood swings instantly, instead of calming me down, she would just drove off like 'kì ló kàn mí'& later call me as if nothing happened. So we were chatting one day & she said the same thing, I just replied "ur usual slogan" & then she called me and was like "enheen, me, my slogan abi? Aloó ni respect", and we just made joke out of it. So whenever she says that I just b like "ur usual slogan " & she b like "it's funny abi, BigHead Oshì"

Dreyton36:
that one concern you
There's no where I can't trek to in Lagos, except badagry
If you've ever been stranded and you're the type that doesn't know how to beg then you'll understand

Haha � .. Maad o .. Still don't biliv it lol

kowema:



You just like attention. Mtcheew.

You're just being non appreciative mtcheeew

rapid101:
well
as for me my sef and I
I'm dating one now and I'll marry her cus she is everything I dream in a woman, apart from she's rich, her character is 1001% pure. very respectful, dedicated, not materialistic, a goal getter, beautiful. in fact she's everything u ll dream of in a woman. tank God she came my way.
ok bye

Abeg, her sister still dey?

Dreyton36:
If somebody puts a smile on ur face you do the same in return na
Make person try ask for my aza make I smile at all at all naim bad pass

See ur life las las.
You roll with Big Girl and still back to square one. SMH

VickyRotex:

Essqqeezzz sir. I have 5 questions, can I start?

5 ??

VickyRotex:

Essqqeezzz sir. I have 5 questions, can I start?

5 ??
that's damn too much.
plus I'm not feeling fine. I can't type my keyboard typing ink has finished my phone yaff spoil my phone is hanging everything is just wrong that I can't take questions mbok...

Galactico4ever:
@ Lindalilian you are a real gee. but why you are using a female moniker nah? i even thought it was a lesbian story

as per blogger that I'm
I use the female monicker to attract readers to my blog.

you suppose understand

rapid101:
well
as for me my sef and I
I'm dating one now and I'll marry her cus she is everything I dream in a woman, apart from she's rich, her character is 1001% pure. very respectful, dedicated, not materialistic, a goal getter, beautiful. in fact she's everything u ll dream of in a woman. tank God she came my way.
ok bye

Hold her tight bro

Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

Baba i dey feel you ride on

Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

Guy, open a Thread. Meanwhile, i'm not judging, but since these times are uncertain, if you clear the mist that the pecuniary assistance sent to your Aza, will not be drained by smokes and booz, you'll be shocked d assistance that will follow.

Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

I'm expecting it. You're a good and funny storyteller.

Efemena001:
Guy, open a Thread. Meanwhile, i'm not judging, but since these times are uncertain, if you clear the mist that the pecuniary assistance sent to your Aza, will not be drained by smokes and booz, you'll be shocked d assistance that will follow.

nothing like smoke or booz , I'm fasting

kowema:


See ur life las las.
You roll with Big Girl and still back to square one. SMH

why being unintelligent
There's a difference between an experience and rolling with them
Besides no be your type they help person, this local olosho

Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

you are good bro.

Dreyton36:
why being unintelligent
There's a difference between an experience and rolling with them
Besides no be your type they help person, this local olosho

Lol.
And you are an international gigolo abi?.
How can u be asking to drop account details cus you wrote small story?.
And by the way I'm not judging u oh.

kowema:
Lol. And you are an international gigolo abi?.

Hanty abeg no vex which one be international gigolo again?

kowema:

Lol.
And you are an international gigolo abi?.
How can u be asking to drop account details cus you wrote small story?.
And by the way I'm not judging u oh.

Here's what normal people do in case you don't know

When you see a thread, if it makes you laugh whether u believe it or not , remember it's not ur story and u weren't at the scene
Remember that person is typing just for everyone to be happy to , sacrificing his time to kill other people's boredom
And the least u can do is to encourage the person and not being an hater
If you're not among those categories then you have a prob

And besides you can't even judge me , know why ?
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

Dreyton36:


Here's what normal people do in case you don't know

When you see a thread, if it makes you laugh whether u believe it or not , remember it's not ur story and u weren't at the scene
Remember that person is typing just for everyone to be happy to , sacrificing his time to kill other people's boredom
And the least u can do is to encourage the person and not being an hater
If you're not among those categories then you have a prob

And besides you can't even judge me , know why ?
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

...and you should also realize everyone can't be on ur side, everyone can't buy ur tales no matter how smooth it comes off, not especially with the one laddened with pepper and salt. Finally,stop seeking human approval. Imagine how many times you had to seek applaud to finish one flick experience of ur life. That means should you even begin to talk about the rest, we would have to gather a full stadium for u with deafening claps and ovation.

Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

You never finish this one na and you wan jump to the second one .
I read to the last page because of your funny and interesting story.
I for bless you with small 5k but I dey fear sey you go waste my money on cigar

Let stop critiics, their are some story that are true but needs some modifyer to make it interesting to read, something to get us hooked and anxious me.

Hisduchess:


The truth is this,most guy especially Igbo men starts feeling inferior when when their women don't ask for anything from them, infact they term it that you ain't gonna be a submissive wife simply because you ain't the beggy beggy type being that it is now a norm for a guy to give his woman money while the lady offers sex in return,thereby making anything outside this kinda arrangement a taboo.Yea a man should always be allowed to be a man as African setting made it to be, but that should be more in the marriage setting not a boyfriend and girlfriend matter,where a lot of people now see as poverty alleviation thing.so I think that your EX falls in these category of women who are independent and loves helping the needy and her kind still dey but they'll always want a guy who is confident and hardworking so as to match her dreams too.

Wow wow wow! Am so soooo impressed by ur comment. Are u really a lady. Pls I did love to meet u. I rarely see highly reasonable comments on similar topics from most ladies here in Nairaland.

thanks for all your efforts but I can’t marry uneducated man like you who works in dirt village. I am sorry it use to happen, please go back to your village and your business and find a wife for yourself there as for me am flying to UK”. With this word I read I was hospitalized instantly’.

When she said "YES" at first and you have spent lots of money on her, take her to school and provide her needs because her parents are poor. Man share his heart broken experience after her was finally dumpt. Read this interesting story and learn lesson.
https:///pbUsoj-Dg

olujastro:

You never finish this one na and you wan jump to the second one .
I read to the last page because of your funny and interesting story.
I for bless you with small 5k but I dey fear sey you go waste my money on cigar

if u wan show brotherly love go ahead , besides person wey they fast no they smoke or drink cuz I'm presently fasting bro

Bizibi:
those type of girls don't spend like that.....

Don't say. They over spend, paying their way to win you and your peeps.

Venzal:
You've spoken a lot of sense... but I am more intrigued by your moniker

Whose duchess are you?

Lol.no one's duchess o.just wanted to make the duchess moniker unique by adding 'His' to it

i'll be explicitly happy and joyous if i can get a big gal to date me right now

Dreyton36:
WHO'S READY FOR MY SECOND EXPERIENCE
YOUR COMMENTS WILL DECIDE IF I SHOULD DROP IT OR NOT , MEANWHILE NOBODY DON EVEN SHOW ME LOVE FOR THE LAST ONE

What motivated you to share the first experience should still motivate you to share the second one

I enjoyed your story sha! me laugh die especially that place you went to easeroom and met that guy

fabuloz1:

What motivated you to share the first experience should still motivate you to share the second one

I enjoyed your story sha! me laugh die especially that place you went to easeroom and met that guy

glad I was able to put a smile on ur face

Dreyton36:

You mean am ? See correct appreciative boss
0254291439 gtb. Kelly dreyton
Jah bless boss

I mean am but you never answer my question. You don stop to dey smoke? I wan even add drinking to am but make I no add am.
No lie o, remember sey you dey fast.

Lindalilian:


5 ??

5 ??

that's damn too much.

plus I'm not feeling fine.
I can't type
my keyboard typing ink has finished
my phone yaff spoil
my phone is hanging
everything is just wrong that I can't take questions mbok...

Ahhh brother Linda why is you lying? Keyboard ink finish, your new phone don spoil, so tey e dey hang.
Ndo, oya no more questions get well soon o