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HundredWays:
1.hundred ways was inspired by a rapper... Alpha Orgini..
I fell in love with his singles "hundred ways"..

2. Coz women complain wat they can't stop doing

Kekereekun123:
ashawo is 500. Even wheel barrow guy or beggers can afford it

Parisian:
But men are free, so what's your point?

godamtem:
this is the worst experience I ever had in my life.. that time self I no get girlfriend.. This brother will now bring lady school.. doing it at night... also the girl count number of time they Don do it.. there was a day this girl dey tell this brother, you know we no do am yesterday.. peeping under my blanket but I suffer that thing because it leads to another thing which I am still suffering from it till today...

jimmyolasun:

ObaOfUyo:
I have a story I'm dying to say, like, I can't wait to tell this story
I need enough likes on this comment then I will reveal my sleazy tale. Quite interesting I must say.



Modified

Alright Perverts, you gave me my likes, will serve my story full. As e dey hot

Typing

Date.......the last five days of December 2018
Location.........The sleepy town of Uyo where I am the Oba


I and my Dad had a minor disagreement so I felt the need to change environment for a moment. I called up my cousin and informed him I was coming over. I imagined leaving the comforts of our Mansion to my Cousins self-contain. But nothing compares to freedom and some space to clear my head and Given the hell my pop just gave me, freedom was a welcome change. So I arrived the condo off Ikot Ekpene road to meet Charles, (my cuz who is never one in the shortage of fun and high risk activity) in the company of three beauties. I school in a boring private institution so I found his life really exciting I must say and Given the fact that school will resume in a few days time, I had to unwind properly before heading to jail school.

So, he's excited to see me and serves everyone his best whisky in the spirits of the Christmas and new year. Everyone has a sip, the mood lightens up with some music while we play FIFA 19 and immediately I forget my troubles with my dad. Deep into the night one of the girls gets tipsy and starts acting weird and lousy. Obviously drunk.
This is where the plot thickens.



Typing.......
I lay down on the floor fiddling the laptop and chatting with my phone while my cousin takes the bed with two girls. The last girl, shalom, the tipsy one falls on the floor away from where I laid and dozes off, the beginning of a long hangover.

So the smallest girl in the room is in need of doting and warmth and my cuz cuddles her while sleeping between the two girls and things take a different turn. I'm still on the floor, totally oblivious of what's about to unfold until I notice the second girl on the bed trying to adjust something and I look up. My cuz is smashing the girl from the rear, Canine style. What the other girl was adjusting was the girl's Dress, so that the peeping tom (me ) lying on the floor will see nothing. I was not interested. Even though my senses reminded me that in my 25yrs of walking the earth, this is my first time in a room with two peeps shagging. I try to get some sleep and wake up from noises on the bed just above me, my cuz had switched to the other girl on the bed after a break and it was the smaller girl's turn to
Adjust the other girls dress so I won't see a thing. I still was not interested, just baffled at my cuzns high libido, dude was looking down at me on the floor and smiling sheepishly. I laughed back and turned away. He later asked the girl if I could join in and she turned it down. ouch. That rejection murdered my confidence and deflated my self esteem. she later suggested that I should go to shalom but there was no way I would take advantage of an intoxicated girl, that's close to rape for me. Shalom later woke up, with the effects of the drinks cleared off and the girl said one or two to her and I had my way with her (details of that encounter in a later story).
Ladies and Gentlemen, those were the events that marked the craziest night of my life.


Later.....

chiboy441:
Abeg... If I may ask, was it on this Corona time all the gist happened? Coro is not HIV ooo. This one na 14 days not 3 years.. keep typing..

XhosaNostra:
I was sharing a room with a friend at the time & that was actually part of our initial agreement that there will be no guys sleeping over. We didn't even have enough bedding for one, to accommodate overnight guests. We stuck to our verbal contract, until one night when her BF decided to show up unannounced, drunk. We all shared the same bed, but I slept at the bottom, facing the other way. At 1st I thought I was dreaming. In fact, I was dreaming! In the dream I was in a moving boat & it was swaying The waves got more violent & I startled to find them at it You know how sometimes dreams tend to borrow from reality? That's what was happening. Our bed was not that great, it was bouncy, so I guess in my sleepy state, that translated into a dream about turbulent waters I didn't say anything to them, until my foot touched a damp spot on the bed, to which I told her in our language that she better be ready to do some heavy-duty washing early the next day! Because I wasn't about to sleep on stained linen because of her.

Gabonese:
It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday.

My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gently opened my door and went to hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole where you can easily peep and see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick nearly cut. Ocassionally I would gently walk out to check if nobody was coming then go back to continue peeping. Mehn this girl get ass o she go even position doggy oboy my dick go stretch the more. Anytime I see the girl outside I always greeted her normal but the devil in me knows what I've been doing behind her back. I go just dey stare at her ass dey imagine all the things I don use my eyes see.

ObaOfUyo:
2018
Thanks for your concern tho

chiboy441:
Better... Are they prostitutes or it was just a blue film story?

NewDelhi:
Back then in uni, during exam period....

My hostel was far from campus (and na trek we dey trek that year, no money) so I had to spend the night at a friend's place whose hostel was closer to campus. It was around 9PM, I got there and met him and his girlfriend .. I decided to take a nap first so I could wake up at night to read a bit. I was pressed in the dead of the night so I decided to go and ease myself but as I was about to get up, I started hearing strange noises. It was a double room tho (room and palour self contain . he occupied the inner room while his roommate who wasn't around occupied the palor) so I was in his own room sleeping while him and his babe were supposed to be sleeping in the palor.

Like I was saying, piss dey catch me heavily but the noise I heard didn't make me come out coz I was gonna interrupt them. From the kind of noise I dey hear, I could easily interpret the sex scene in my head. I started hearing something like kpo kpo kpo ( that noise you hear when you put a lollipop inside your mouth and force it out) she was obviously sucking his dick coz moments later she ran into the toilet to spit. Then I started hearing kpa kpa kpa ( this time around na definitely doggy Dem dey Bleep. )
. After the whole romp she went into the toilet to obviously urinate coz I started hearing sound of urine ( you know as ladies urine dey splash and sound na ) and she washed up too ( sound of person dey use water tamber ) . ....and moments later the guy went to urinate too. Note that I didn't see them but from the sound and noise I was hearing , I could easily interpret what was going on . Mind you all these while my bladder don nearly burst coz piss dey catch me. I had to wait a bit before opening the door and going out to piss because if I got out instantly , they might suspect. As I got out sef ehn the kind smell wey just full everywhere wan choke me. ( You know that kind stuffy smell wey dey scatter everywhere if two people just fvck finish for room na) . The next day I teased him with it he just dey laugh..and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .

Mcreloaded:
This happened many years ago as the girl I used to shag then has was also dating this masculine mountain of a man and on this faithful day after much steamy love making she ran into the room saying that I should hide that Nosayaba was about to enter the sitting room and I hid under the bed.
Not up to 5 minutes Nosayaba was pounding this my nurse girlfriend with such strength I never knew can be exerted on sex alone. The pounding was so furiously being executed and nurse was screaming and hallucinating at the same time.

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.
The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside.


This is the Short and final story and OP please sorry am deviating outside the room as lovers of true life stories want to know how it all ended.

This happened a very long time ago I was still very very young and nurse was by far senior to me and Nosayaba was well known in agboju area as a tug.
He came to my house in festac on several occasions trying to intimidate me as I was very young then but I refused to yield to his bullying. Any way I secured admission to a higher institution and left only to come back on Holliday's and I heard he was killed by operation sweep. Nurse did everything for us to get back together but then after my pre degree year I was disgusted with my self for shagging someone of nurses age

Michealky:
I have a funny story. About last 4yrs when I and my twin bro lived together in a lodge. He invited a girl who was into him to our lodge and gave a drink that boost girl's libido and energy further, so she won't get tired cos my bro was a hardcore fvcker. Lol, as the mood and drink set in, my bro pleaded with me to lay on the floor while he and the girl uses the bed. I agreed. So as he was banging her with different styles, cow girl, Missionary, backside, i bust to laughter when i saw he was banging her like someone that's being controlled with remote. He saw me and smiled. I wanted to masturbate to that scene, but ewww it was my brother. After about 30 minutes when they were done they both fell asleep leaving me awake. Cos I wasn't able to sleep after watching a hardcore porn. I got my phone and i started watching porn while stroking my dick. The girl noticed me and i quickly turned off my phone and pretended i was sleeping. Till my greatest surprise she came to the floor and asked me if I'm Hot, i told her yes. She asked if could kiss me, i didn't say anything until she grabbed me and started kissing me. That shit made me a beast, as i started handling her boobs while kissing, after some minutes of romance, guess what? Yeah my brother yawned and seemed like he was awake. She quickly stopped and went back to the bed leaving me disappointed. She said sorry and promised to see me tomorrow. That's how i slept with an erect dick, thinking about my tomorrow but unfortunately she didn't come and i lost interest in her.she was a bloody cow. Lol. Funny shey. Till now my brother doesn't know. Haahah

Bradley101:
I just had a dejavu of back then when I got newly admitted to one of the prestigious higher institution in the north Central.

Fast forward to how it all played, I was in a new environment the first set of people I came in contact with were pretty cool and we both vibed along pretty well. This my friend is a Kind of person that usually has lots of girls and guys around him.

My first two weeks in school one of the girl that was usually around my Guy told him she was into me, on how she love how quiet and well cordinated I'm. He actually told me, then I seized the opportunity to start getting along her, (Wetin Concern Local Man).

On a very good day we were all together and I was really high as f**k I then decided to go join my guy in room because he had already pass out so I could rest my head, after an hour later I felt a hand caressing all over me only to see it was, ( D Pretty, Well Endowed & Succulent Joy) as per sharp guy that I was I quickly reciprocated the smooching, the next thing was we banging, we banged like crazy dogs, mind you it all happened on thesame bed my guy was sleeping. I kept checking up on him while we was banging to know if he was really asleep, all my believe was he had pass out from the excess high we had.

Only for me to wake up and join my guys outside in the morning. Immediately I stepped outside they all started hailing me, the ones wah deh even shake me and the ones wah carry hand go up for me say I be strong man.

Dude told them everything that happened from A - Z with how long and how I smashed the girl all through the night.

hernandson:
mehn i am tempted to talk but home training wont allow me. happened more than 5 to 10times tbh

hakeemhakeem:
my guess over 20years ago

ezanafe:
You are always everywhere and must have something to say. I doff my hat.

Liposure:
My roomate brought dis sexy chick 2 our room. I excused dem. (He does dat 4 me 2). As God wood hav it that day i recieved a thank you head from this same chick 4 my cooperation n understanding

jaeyking:
mine happened almost everyday.
in my year 1.
my school back den allowed girls into boys hostel without restriction.
and my roommates shagg girls like everyday.
and guess what all this onto double decker bunk ( the up and down bunk)..

my brother just imagine I was on up bonk and sex was going on. as in if the guy dey pound this girl me to go dey resonate for up bonk.
the first day konji wan kill me but with time I got used to it

chiboy441:
Abeg... If I may ask, was it on this Corona time all the gist happened? Coro is not HIV ooo. This one na 14 days not 3 years.. keep typing..

sexylassie2:
This is where you will see the sex starved and chronic masturbators reading attentively, all signs of adhd gone all because of sex stories

When it is time to listen to how to self improve your life and becoming financial independent by ilengend, they start having ADHD and becoming abusive.

Btw, Most of the story tellers are no more getting sex again, that is why they their sex stories is always like 6 years ago and mostly in the university.

This also a prove for guys that after university, your sex life reduce to zero because in the real world, it is no money, no love.

ObaOfUyo:
What has this got to do with her having sex with her husband in their own house?!