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Just because it’s football!! Smh!!!

Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

Becareful u dnt dip yur hand in the wrong hole!

Spoil her life and have your own messed up. "chop and clean mouth" kill you there

how do I unread what I have just read

Dybala11:
Who the Bleep is JOKERMAN?? LOL.

Jokerman is the one who destroys the lies of Messi fans against Ronaldo.

ddippset
Eni4real
Firstbornwlds
Light099

Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

Remember that you shall stand before God on judgement day and repeat these words you typed here. Revelation 22:12

Jokerman:
Jokerman is the one who destroys the lies of Messi fans against Ronaldo.

ddippset
Eni4real
Firstbornwlds
Light099

You're the real deal man, keep it up. I'm a fellow fan of the greatest football player alive aka CR7.

the mindset of a Nigerian man is poor... not all of them are blokes. I have seen extremely smart women in my life.

mehn , when I get me a daughter I'm so raising her right

Rgade:
I'm also in engineering UNN, second year.
I think I know who you're talking about.

Please since u know d girl that OP is talking about, help us to tell her that op said he want to put is hand in her hole. So that she will stay far from op n face her studies

The average Naija guys' brain: sex, soccer, xvideos, weed, alcohol. Nothing else

and they have the guts to run their putrid mouths about there being a dearth of so called "intelligent girls"

when they are empty and as shallow as a puddle

*facepalming all the way to bed.*

Ariza:


Things I read from guys here sometimes annoy me, then I wonder if they aren't the everyday Nigerian guy we meet outside there. On NL we have Albert Einstein, Issac Newton et all. While we face the "when will you come to visit? " or "what are you putting on now? " offline. Very anyhow set of people.

Op even attached intelligence to football discussions, self esteem and time management/consciousness . Imagine.

Randy100:
Black man can't read or should I say you lack comprehension.

Maybe that is why helinues is a chronic follower of Buhari

pocohantas:
Very true, men are attracted to intelligent confident women. That is why men are buying cars and houses for slayqueens, taking them to Dubai- while the intelligent young girl is looking for money to do Masters after years of job search.

Yes, men are drawn to intelligent women.

You have another joke for us?

Lol.

pocohantas:
Very true, men are attracted to intelligent confident women. That is why men are buying cars and houses for slayqueens, taking them to Dubai- while the intelligent young girl is looking for money to do Masters after years of job search.

Yes, men are drawn to intelligent women.

You have another joke for us?

Lol.

Sugarpearlry:
you're still clueless

. and you think that is for a rettard to tell ?!

Lostz:
which hole do you want your hand inside before believing?


to me she is just trying to impress you. intelligent girls do it all the time.

since she is masculine and probably ugly...... according to you......her only chance of getting a man is through her brain

bros that's a good thing let her get a man with her brain I wish every girl will do the same

pocohantas:
I can also guarantee you that men who are attracted to looks are MORE than than the ones attracted to intellects. That is not generalization, Oga. It is a case of the majority. It is what it is. Arguing this is deceiving oneself, but then, that comes with the terrain.

I wouldn’t know where you saw generalizations, but I have never known MORE to be ALL. Thank you.

I agree with u on this, in reality n here in Naija, majority of guys are first attracted to LOOK bfor anything else.

rosy1992:
Don't put your hand in any hole.

One thing I can conclude is that you've blown your chances by this your write-up.

It doesn't cost anything to be very organized! Just planning and practice.

Op that girl must be very intelligent... Only an intelligent person knows Messi is the Greatest....

Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

So because a girl counter ur point that CR7 is d best player in d world, the next thing is for u to term term her intelligent, no doubt she might be but with dis reason that u mentioned above is not concrete enough. Probably u are not a true CR7 fan or u just agreed to her point because u want to win her heart.

VickyRotex:
You even go check date

I don't see anywhere the op mentioned uniform though. I may be wrong. School bag (backpack) is different from uniform.

Can you see how sọ called intelligent guys ara. I too was wondering when I read the trash

Enwhen:
Read to understand



He said the girl is beautiful but with a small back and a pimples front...Na so u wan take fail this my course ?....

pimples breast and flat tire yanch is beautiful to you?

Sugarpearlry:
I doubt if you're intelligent

he's very dumb ��

Some ladies are properly trained. 95% of Nigerian Parents are only raising their female child for one man not for society or the world. That's why you won't see many Chimamanda's.

Funny you , since you said the girl is intelligent from all angle, knows about football; versatile in politics; and smart, then you are already casted. It shows you are actually below average in reason, do you think such girl won't also come nairaland to read news??

Hahahaha Casted already.

Hope she sees this

Don’t worry she impressed you with 1k to bill you 100k and mugu like you just fall for it.

THUNDER4real:
Ok Continue....

A man actually wrote this? Jealousy is real among men! Otondo!

matrix199:
I hope her intelligence helps her reason that you're quite her opposite.

Get rid of your jealousy, it is pathetic to see a man being jealous of a fellow man just like a girl. You disgust me!

Dont u know that girls with big boobs and big nyash hash all iota of reasoning swapped in exchange.
Pimple breast and chinco nyash for me anytime.

[quote author=Lostz post=89745179]pimples breast and flat tire yanch is beautiful to you?[/quote


That's what he said.





What do u understand by beautiful ?

rosy1992:
Don't put your hand in any hole.

hello good evening please pm me thanks