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My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 8:28pm On May 25, 2020
angry embarassed
I started masturbating at the age of 12. Now I'm 27 and masturbation is still a crucial part of me, I've graduated from using lubricants such as soap, saliva, vaseline, ointments to using bare hands.
But my control switch has broken since this lockdown commenced, I can swear I've masturbated every single day since this lockdown started 2 months ago, there was a time I passed out while stroking it, I don't even know how much time passed before I woke up but it should be more than 30mins cause the p*rn video I was using to aid myself was about 70mins and it has stopped before I woke up.
With each ejaculation, I feel my life force sipping out gradually but I can't stop it, I love the feeling, it's the cheapest pleasure I can offer myself in this crazy world. With that said, I wanna wear my heart upon my sleeve and clear my conscience:
Scientists: I'm truly proud of you Sir, iffa pass, I'll personally hand your file to the Devil for assessment
Millenniumlady: I only had one wish, you could have made it come through but you ignored. I'll never forgive you
Lalalastica.Lala: You are my favourite mod
Pocohantas: I'm truly sorry, You're a nice person.
Ubunja: You made me a man. I owe much of my failed relationship to you. May you burn in the depths of Shiloh for ruining my love life
iLegendd: You're a nuisance to romance section albeit a necessary one. Keep up the hardwork.
Lefulefu: My uncle had a heart condition, the doctors said it was because he has a big heart. Learn to be wicked at times, people deserve it.
Greatresearcher1: You're the only one who swallowed the pill, the rest chewed theirs and now it has the bitter effect on 'em. God bless you
CAPLOCKED: I don't like you but you've got a brilliant mind I must say.
Luv9jawomen: You're the man after my heart. If I'd met you sooner, I'm not sure I would surpass age 20. Keep up the picture work.


Okay, that's it. If I pass, don't mourn. Just know I died pleasuring myself, it's a blessing.

Yours Truly,
M.G

Let me go another round before today ends. angry

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by dingbang(m): 8:33pm On May 25, 2020
Lmao...

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by dudesexy111: 8:34pm On May 25, 2020
Nigga you can stop this shit...it all in your mind

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by illicit(m): 8:38pm On May 25, 2020
Cum on....

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by suzzyboss(m): 8:41pm On May 25, 2020
Guy collect a workout app and work out... Put your sef on diet.. Avoid browsing for long.. Don't stay indoor for too long... If you don't have where to go find a handwork shop.. And just sit with them and chat... With time you'll get over it....
The time you fell the pressure ( konji) just start your work out.. Or listening to heartbreak musics... With the music you'll remember your ex and heartbreak will spoil the konji

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SultanM: 8:41pm On May 25, 2020
Bro go and watch Tom and Jerry for 1 hour grin

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by TransflectTP(m): 8:45pm On May 25, 2020
Lol
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Juliusmomoh: 8:48pm On May 25, 2020
To stop mastubation call this number.. : 08142370375 .. I will attend to u personally
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:52pm On May 25, 2020
Daaaamn.

This one don self-service him destiny troway.


Your egungun na Dangote trailer don nack am so ooooo

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by VickyRotex(f): 8:53pm On May 25, 2020
You didn't spell lala's name correctly, let me help you.

Lalasticlala undecided

Btw, I cant be the only one that thinks/knows the op is trolling. undecided

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 9:16pm On May 25, 2020
dudesexy111:
Nigga you can stop this shit...it all in your mind
I don't want to. The pleasure is my means of escaping this crazy world angry
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 9:18pm On May 25, 2020
suzzyboss:
Guy collect a workout app and work out... Put your sef on diet.. Avoid browsing for long.. Don't stay indoor for too long... If you don't have where to go find a handwork shop.. And just sit with them and chat... With time you'll get over it....
The time you fell the pressure ( konji) just start your work out.. Or listening to heartbreak musics... With the music you'll remember your ex and heartbreak will spoil the konji

Thanks man, this means a lot. Surely, I can't start working out in the middle of the night? Cause I wake up sometimes just to mastubate undecided

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 9:20pm On May 25, 2020
VickyRotex:
You didn't spell lala's name correctly, let me help you.

Lalasticlala undecided

Btw, I cant be the only one that thinks/knows the op is trolling. undecided

Don't ruin a man's solemn moment angry Moreover, I don't remember tagging you. If you wanna be skeptical, keep it to yourself but this sh¡t right here is real for me
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by VickyRotex(f): 9:22pm On May 25, 2020
SonOfScientists:


Don't ruin a man's solemn moment angry [s]Moreover, I don't remember tagging you. If you wanna be skeptical, keep it to yourself but this sh¡t right here is real for me[/s]

Get well soon!

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 10:01pm On May 25, 2020
VickyRotex:

Get well soon!
I've got no reply for you. I hope you find your peace too angry
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Okoroawusa: 10:03pm On May 25, 2020
What kind of thread is this?

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by VickyRotex(f): 10:06pm On May 25, 2020
SonOfScientists:


I've got no reply for you. I hope you find your peace too angry

Thanks, brah! cheesy
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Shormiey(m): 10:12pm On May 25, 2020
SonOfScientists:


Don't ruin a man's solemn moment angry Moreover, I don't remember tagging you. If you wanna be skeptical, keep it to yourself but this sh¡t right here is real for me
Good luck bro on your quest undecided
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by lightangel65i(m): 10:13pm On May 25, 2020
This is serious passing out while doing the deed lol.

It's probably a lost cause stopping during lockdown will be hard for you.
So just learn how to deal with your self guild, that's the primary step after you will overcome it.

And pray always spiritual things remove that urge, and know you are not useless or sinful before God, he forgives all even if you keep relapsing, he is there for you just don't give up on him.

One day we will drink wine in heaven

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Ejusni(m): 10:19pm On May 25, 2020
Obob your case don pass be careful oo lok cheesy
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by tobby20: 10:20pm On May 25, 2020
suzzyboss:
Guy collect a workout app and work out... Put your sef on diet.. Avoid browsing for long.. Don't stay indoor for too long... If you don't have where to go find a handwork shop.. And just sit with them and chat... With time you'll get over it....
The time you fell the pressure ( konji) just start your work out.. Or listening to heartbreak musics... With the music you'll remember your ex and heartbreak will spoil the konji
Person wet don't die already
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Orces: 10:32pm On May 25, 2020
All you fools above, does the op sound like someone who regrets or wishes to stop?

Could you fvckers get off your high horse and stop judging people?
Like seriously, you dumbfvcks want to tell me you haven't masturbated recently?

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 10:35pm On May 25, 2020
Shormiey:
Good luck bro on your quest undecided
Thanks Man, this means a lot. Really smiley
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 10:39pm On May 25, 2020
lightangel65i:
This is serious passing out while doing the deed lol.

It's probably a lost cause stopping during lockdown will be hard for you.
So just learn how to deal with your self guild, that's the primary step after you will overcome it.

And pray always spiritual things remove that urge, and know you are not useless or sinful before God, he forgives all even if you keep relapsing, he is there for you just don't give up on him.

One day we will drink wine in heaven

I feel elated, bro. But, I really do enjoy it so why stop? I kept calling this world a crazy one but nobody cares to know why smiley Masturbation is my escape, God understands too.

"I believe if God is real, he'd never judge a man. 'cause he knows us all and therefore he would understand" J. Cole - Change


Thanks for your support anyways, it means a lot.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 10:42pm On May 25, 2020
Orces:
All you fools above, does the op sound like someone who regrets or wishes to stop?

Could you fvckers get off your high horse and stop judging people?
Like seriously, you dumbfvcks want to tell me you haven't masturbates recently?

Don't mind 'em, they are making it look as if it's a bad thing angry Would they prefer the alternative?
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by dudesexy111: 10:51pm On May 25, 2020
SonOfScientists:

I don't want to. The pleasure is my means of escaping this crazy world angry
nigga I use to be like you before but one day I had to stand my ground and said I will never do this shit again...I am currently in day 97 of nofap and the benefits am getting is so good that I don’t want to fap again and I am also in self control of my mind now....please don’t give up you can do it

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by lightangel65i(m): 10:53pm On May 25, 2020
SonOfScientists:


I feel elated, bro. But, I really do enjoy it so why stop? I kept calling this world a crazy one but nobody cares to know why smiley Masturbation is my escape, God understands too.

"I believe if God is real, he'd never judge a man. 'cause he knows us all and therefore he would understand" J. Cole - Change


Thanks for your support anyways, it means a lot.

Thanks bro I love j Cole too
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 11:48pm On May 25, 2020
dudesexy111:
nigga I use to be like you before but one day I had to stand my ground and said I will never do this shit again...I am currently in day 97 of nofap and the benefits am getting is so good that I don’t want to fap again and I am also in self control of my mind now....please don’t give up you can do it


Thanks man but this lockdown have been making life the hardest and it's not easy fighting the urge to run into the bathroom every hour of the day... I'll do my best but whatever my fate is, I'm ready angry
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Chommybaby(f): 11:55pm On May 25, 2020
I just pray that this is not a real suicide note cos I believe you can still solve your problems and you still have much to live for....

I'm also fighting the same battle so don't give up please... cry cry cry
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by thatsleepboy1: 11:55pm On May 25, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
To stop mastubation call this number.. : 08142370375 ..
I will attend to u personally

Are u sure? Hope say u no go start one kind yeye billing. I don jam them plenty ooo
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by thatsleepboy1: 12:02am On May 26, 2020
Chommybaby:
I just pray that this is not a real suicide note cos I believe you can still solve your problems and you still have much to live for....

I'm also fighting the same battle so don't give up please... cry cry cry

Masturbation? I only see it as a problem for us guys cos I self-service alot and I'm on the morning be to stop it with an alternative. Maybe you need a partner or sth.

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