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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by thatsleepboy1: 12:04am On May 26, 2020
SonOfScientists:
angry embarassed


Let me go another round before today ends. angry


I self-service too and bruh, you're playing with cancer, hair loss, an unequal face, memory loss, ED, QE etc. And these things I mentioned above except cancer, I've noticed the rest and that's why I'm calling it quit. Good luck anyways cos it'll affect your future.

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Chommybaby(f): 12:06am On May 26, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


Masturbation? I only see it as a problem for us guys cos I self-service alot and I'm on the morning be to stop it with an alternative. Maybe you need a partner or sth.

It can also be a problem to ladies too....

I've seen ladies who were addicted to it but are free now just like I'm fighting to be ...

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by thatsleepboy1: 12:16am On May 26, 2020
Chommybaby:


It can also be a problem to ladies too....

I've seen ladies who were addicted to it but are free now just like I'm fighting to be ...


Girls masturbating don't have side effects na. Just longing for sth harder. That's all. You know what you're battling with anyway.

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by arthorjnr(m): 12:22am On May 26, 2020
thatsleepboy1:



Girls masturbating don't have side effects na. Just longing for sth harder. That's all. You know what you're battling with anyway.

Funny thing about masturbation is the lie about the lack of side effects.

There ARE side effects and you listed most if not all of them!

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by thatsleepboy1: 12:24am On May 26, 2020
arthorjnr:


Funny thing about masturbation is the lie about the lack of side effects.

There ARE side effects and you listed most if not all of them!

Ye. I'm talking about the female aspect.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by forlexxy(m): 1:14am On May 26, 2020
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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by gregyboy(m): 2:17am On May 26, 2020
Our ladies should help him out with free pussy
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Angelacruz: 4:45am On May 26, 2020
Suicidal thread
Okoroawusa:
What kind of thread is this?

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Juliusmomoh: 5:36am On May 26, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


Are u sure? Hope say u no go start one kind yeye billing. I don jam them plenty ooo
Brother, we are not that type...
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by mbanefoeze(m): 6:23am On May 26, 2020
Nawa for u ohh
U didn't even mention my name and we tried for you.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Callertunez: 7:20am On May 26, 2020
but you have masturbated for only 15 years na... no be age 12 you start? no be age 27 you dey now


cheesy

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by zexy2030(m): 7:34am On May 26, 2020
SonOfScientists:



Thanks man but this lockdown have been making life the hardest and it's not easy fighting the urge to run into the bathroom every hour of the day... I'll do my best but whatever my fate is, I'm ready angry
hey common killing urself over masrurbation? it's not worth it. Sometimes people have the hardest times when the blessings are about to arrive.
A girlfriend or a nympho would help, travel to calabar have a serious relationship with a slut and see how ur mentality would change. why it is necessary to have sex with women, after the cum, u will realize there is more to life than sex. If u have a girl Friend who gives u sex anytime u r h.orny, there is this feeling of responsibility that will come to u, its natural, u will realize u need to work more on urself to be a man indeed. But when u masturbate fucking urself, u think nothing just urself, thereby suicide is inevitable.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 9:07am On May 26, 2020
Chommybaby:
I just pray that this is not a real suicide note cos I believe you can still solve your problems and you still have much to live for....

I'm also fighting the same battle so don't give up please... cry cry cry

I'm not exactly giving up, I'm just in acceptance of my prepared fate smiley Best of luck with yours anyway... Stay Strong smiley
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 9:10am On May 26, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


Masturbation? I only see it as a problem for us guys cos I self-service alot and I'm on the morning be to stop it with an alternative. Maybe you need a partner or sth.
A partner? What if I impregnate someone's daughter? One thing I know for sure is that I'm not bringing my boy or girl into this world when I ain't got sh¡t to give 'em. I've thought of the alternative and it's a No No.... Thanks anyway
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 9:13am On May 26, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


I self-service too and bruh, you're playing with cancer, hair loss, an unequal face, memory loss, ED, QE etc. And these things I mentioned above except cancer, I've noticed the rest and that's why I'm calling it quit. Good luck anyways cos it'll affect your future.

It's not a lie, I find my self forgetful these days... I had to change the password to my PC to a simpler something because I kept forgetting the previous one, took many attempt to open it once

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 9:15am On May 26, 2020
gregyboy:
Our ladies should help him out with free pussy


I'm quite picky cheesy I want Millienium.Lady angry
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by purplecoco(f): 9:16am On May 26, 2020
Hmmm Sorry. I hope you find peace. Is it really that hard to stop beating your meat
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Memberclub(m): 9:18am On May 26, 2020
purplecoco:
Hmmm Sorry. I hope you find peace. Is it really that hard to stop beating your meat
Help him out
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Nobody: 9:23am On May 26, 2020
You are addicted to it.The truth is, I don't think you can stop.But you can reduce the frequency, from like 5times a day to twice daily to once and so on.
Don't be unrealistic by thinking you can stop overnight.It would also help to have another person with you.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by purplecoco(f): 9:24am On May 26, 2020
Memberclub:

Help him out
How?
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Millenniumlady(f): 9:34am On May 26, 2020
SonOfScientists:


I'm not exactly giving up, I'm just in acceptance of my prepared fate smiley Best of luck with yours anyway... Stay Strong smiley
If only you you're close i would have suck your d*ck this morning and give you two rounds before I go to work lipsrsealed cheesy Better don't kill yourself there's more to life inugo kiss
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Memberclub(m): 9:41am On May 26, 2020
purplecoco:
How?
Sex
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by purplecoco(f): 9:50am On May 26, 2020
Memberclub:

Sex
why don’t you do that for him, you’ll be obviously good at it than me. It will be like a member club thingy.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 10:05am On May 26, 2020
purplecoco:
Hmmm Sorry. I hope you find peace. Is it really that hard to stop beating your meat

No it's not, I just love the feel that comes with it smiley Thanks for the condolence but I don't really want it. Like I said, "If I pass, don't mourn. I died while pleasuring myself, it's a blessing. " smiley
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 10:08am On May 26, 2020
MhisTahrah:
You are addicted to it.The truth is, I don't think you can stop.But you can reduce the frequency, from like 5times a day to twice daily to once and so on.
Don't be unrealistic by thinking you can stop overnight.It would also help to have another person with you.

Thanks a bunch... I'll try reducing the frequency but I'm not gon' stop cheesy
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by SonOfScientists(m): 10:09am On May 26, 2020
Millenniumlady:
If only you you're close i would have suck your d*ck this morning and give you two rounds before I go to work lipsrsealed cheesy Better don't kill yourself there's more to life inugo kiss

Haha haha angry Just know you're one of the few people who pushed me down this path... I'll never forgive YOU.

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by purplecoco(f): 10:15am On May 26, 2020
SonOfScientists:


No it's not, I just love the feel that comes with it smiley Thanks for the condolence but I don't really want it. Like I said, "If I pass, don't mourn. I died while pleasuring myself, it's a blessing. " smiley
I’m not wishing bad thoughts on you. I’m just hoping you find peace with yourself to overcome masturbation. Yeah the feeling is good letting that nut out, but sometimes you feel like crap afterwards, which is giving you that suicidal feelings, so make peace with your self to balance that energy out

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Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Memberclub(m): 10:17am On May 26, 2020
purplecoco:
why don’t you do that for him, you’ll be obviously good at it than me. It will be like a member club thingy.
I would've help him. but I'm not bisexual.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by seanwilliam(m): 10:35am On May 26, 2020
MhisTahrah:
You are addicted to it.The truth is, I don't think you can stop.But you can reduce the frequency, from like 5times a day to twice daily to once and so on.
Don't be unrealistic by thinking you can stop overnight.It would also help to have another person with you.
can someone mastubate 5 times daily? I never hear dis before walai
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by fattprince(m): 11:19am On May 26, 2020
Chommybaby:
I just pray that this is not a real suicide note cos I believe you can still solve your problems and you still have much to live for....

I'm also fighting the same battle so don't give up please... cry cry cry
Why masturbate when I could Bleep you for a nice treat. Maybe a bottle of red wine. Or plate of very delicious homemade food.
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by fattprince(m): 11:24am On May 26, 2020
thatsleepboy1:


I self-service too and bruh, you're playing with cancer, hair loss, an unequal face, memory loss, ED, QE etc. And these things I mentioned above except cancer, I've noticed the rest and that's why I'm calling it quit. Good luck anyways cos it'll affect your future.
So you don't get any pm from this your signature. Na wa oh. I'm thinking of organizing an orgy after lock down. Just 10k
Re: My 25years Of Masturbation (suicidal Note) by Stewart883(m): 11:47am On May 26, 2020
SonOfScientists:
angry embarassed


Let me go another round before today ends. angry


Hmm

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