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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 1:11pm On May 25, 2020
CHAPTER 5: KING SOLOMON

Most people would say that the SAED programs were boring, and they may have had a point. But what was really boring were those lectures that were held on the parade ground under the canopy for hours right before the SAED commences. We were each to choose a SAED program to join and I was looking to acquire some ICT skills specifically Graphic Designing, Web Designing, and Digital Marketing, so I always found myself vacillating between the New Horizons and IIHT stands. They taught us quite alright, but they were so stingy with information. They would teach you surface-level stuff (not even the basics) and refer you to register with them so that they can teach you the main thing after camp at discounted prices. The problem was that these so-called discounted prices seemed so exorbitant. If discount prices were this steep, how expensive was the actual fee?

The most fascinating thing about the SAED program was that, of the entire skills one could acquire, it was
makeup that had the highest number of Corps
Members in attendance; more specifically - the
ladies. You should have seen the crowd there, while the ICT niche had a significantly lesser number of people in attendance. Perhaps that was an indication of just how important looks are to most people in today’s world. I was sitting there wondering what was wrong with the young man that was lecturing us. Yesterday he taught us Introduction to Digital Marketing, today he’s teaching Computer Engineering. How can one learn anything at this rate? He should pick a struggle. I was busy fuming when my phone started vibrating in my pocket. It was Toyo calling. My sweet, sweet Toyo…

"Hello," I said.

"I can see you," she said, giggling.

"Where are you?"

"Just look for me."

"Where?" I asked.

"I said you should look for me," she insisted before hanging up. I sighed and looked at the bevy of ladies paying attention to the lady teaching them how to professionally tie a gele (translation: a traditional headdress). My eyes scanned through the audience, over the voluptuous legs, thighs, asses, and boobs on display before I finally found her in a corner with her gorgeous friend, smiling at me. It was always so easy to spot me out of a crowd due to my light-skinned complexion and it annoyed me to no end. I went to the back of the hall and she followed suit with our respective chairs in tow. Every time I saw Toyo I was always in marvel at what the good Lord had done. You see, there are boobs and then there are jugs. Jugs are the elder sister of boobs. Thus, what Toyo was carrying could be said to be jugs, not boobs. She gave me one of her trademark destiny-reformatting hugs and I felt a stirring in my loins. I prayed that my John Thomas (translation: penis) would not embarrass me in public.

"Wait, give me one more time," I said with arms spread wide as she gave me another hug.

"You know, I was thinking about you just before you called. It’s like our minds are telepathically connected," I said smiling. She nodded in the way that someone who didn’t believe your story would nod.

"Story."

"I’m serious - everything about you. Your height, your carriage, your ebony beauty; the bright future you are carrying behind you and the wonderful view in front of you. I just find myself thinking about you and I know that you feel the same way too."

She averted her gaze from mine and grabbed my hand, playing with my fingers.

"Or you don’t feel anything for me?" I prodded.

"Wayward let’s talk about another thing abeg. Drop the topic."

"I should drop the topic. This is how heartbreak starts, so you don’t love me?" I said, acting sad.

"I love everybody."

"You're not Jesus. You can't love everybody."

I watched as she kept caressing my hand.

"I love everybody but I love some people more than others. That includes you," she added after a pause.
My eyes widened.

"You love me? I made the list of people that you love? That means now I can die a happy man," I exclaimed as she burst out laughing.

"You’re so naughty!"

Her friend came to join us and the three of us sat there gisting for a long while. I felt a bit uncomfortable though because sometimes I’d catch her staring at me from the corner of my eyes. She was probably wondering what I wanted with her friend, what my agenda was. The truth is I wasn’t sure myself. Soon her friend left us and we decided to take a walk around. Most SAED programs had finished for the day but it didn’t matter as no one was allowed to go into the hostels or Mami market until it was 2 pm. She held my hand as we walked, and occasionally I would come across one or two of my roommates along the way. Our eyes would cross paths and they would nod in acknowledgment of the
package beside me. Honestly, walking with her in public gave my ego a huge boost because she had one of those bodies that could make a man turn his back on his family. And she was just nineteen! Remember, Babcock University? I swear these kids graduate younger and younger each year. I stopped to get us some ice cream, and she wrapped her arm around mine and rested her head on my shoulder.

"That reminds me. That your school, what kind of name is Babcock? Like, grab a còck or what? Does that mean all the girls in your school love còck?" She rolled her eyes in exasperation as I said this. I looked her over from head to toe, licking my lips for added effect.

"Could this be the reason why all your condiments are standing at attention like this? Blood of
Habakkuk!" I placed my hands on my head.

"Please just stop. Stop it!" she screamed at me. I looked at her to see if she was serious and to my surprise she was. I quietly handed her an ice cream cone.

"Every time you are always talking about my boobs and my ass. Can’t we talk about something else?" she said, looking deeply into my eyes as she spoke.
‘Please?’

Something else? Like what?

"Okay," I said. She smiled and wrapped her arm around mine as we proceeded to stroll leisurely down that stretch of road – in utter silence.

"Come on... Say something," she lamented.

"What do you want me to say?"

"Something… Anything…"

I shrugged and continued licking my ice cream.

"So you mean you can only talk about my boobs and ass and nothing else?" she asked incredulously.

I shrugged and looked at her despondently. Only she could restore my ability to speak once more. Only she had the power…

"Fine," she said helplessly. "You can talk about my boobs and my ass if you want."

I laughed hysterically and hugged her, pecking her on the cheek.

"Don’t mind me, love. You know I just like looking for your trouble."

We walked and talked and gisted and soon it was 2 pm. A female voice over the PA system announced that the SAED program was officially over for the day. I told her I had to go to the hostel to get some sleep and she gave me another wonderful hug for the road. I promised to call her later in the night to hang out and bade her farewell. As I made my way across the volleyball court towards the boys’ hostel, the unthinkable happened - I caught Nife staring at me! She was seated with the jock at a corner beside the volleyball court. The jock had this serious and sullen expression on his face. That look that guys usually have when they’re declaring their undying love and affection for a woman. I quickly averted my gaze and stared straight ahead, pretending I couldn’t see them seated just to my left. My heartbeat increased as I walked, and I struggled to maintain my composure like my role model James Bond would. The annoying thing was, I could still feel the pain she’d inflicted in my heart over a week ago. Sure, it was only a little pinch, but the pain was still there. I consoled myself with the thought that I would see Toyo later that night, even though I felt nothing for her. Besides, Nife was way finer than she was.




The honest truth is that Toyosi wasn’t really my type.


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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by pclinton: 2:15pm On May 25, 2020
Nycs one bro
Kepp updating us cool cool
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by eloyce(f): 2:52pm On May 25, 2020
Wayward my OGFL grin I'll be consistent yeah.

Nife must've really had a hold on you. Its surprising to know that a well endowed lady like Toyo wasn't your type..then Nife must really be a masterpiece.

Thanks for today's update it's a belle-full package.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 3:33pm On May 25, 2020
pclinton:
Nycs one bro
Kepp updating us cool cool

No wahala. Keep a date everyday except for the Sabbath.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 3:40pm On May 25, 2020
eloyce:
Wayward my OGFL grin I'll be consistent yeah.

Nife must've really had a hold on you. Its surprising to know that a well endowed lady like Toyo wasn't your type..then Nife must really be a masterpiece.

Thanks for today's update it's a belle-full package.

One thing most ladies don't get is that it's not all about the endowment. Sometimes, a guy can genuinely like a girl for no reason at all. Even he wouldn't be able to explain it and she may not even be all that. Could be the way she smiles, or talks, something insignificant and the dude is gone. grin

I like my girls slim and portable. Ass a little above average, boòbs not too big, just the perfect size. Just a sweet, portable girl. Nothing special. All those curves on all those fat chubby ladies that we see these days are just overkill. Something like a highway to hell. grin

Toyosi was a no no, that's why it was very easy for me to talk to her.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by eloyce(f): 5:09pm On May 25, 2020
waywardpikin:


One thing most ladies don't get is that it's not all about the endowment. Sometimes, a guy can genuinely like a girl for no reason at all. Even he wouldn't be able to explain it and she may not even be all that. Could be the way she smiles, or talks, something insignificant and the dude is gone. grin

I like my girls slim and portable. Ass a little above average, boòbs not too big, just the perfect size. Just a sweet, portable girl. Nothing special. All those curves on all those fat chubby ladies that we see these days are just overkill. Something like a highway to hell. grin

Toyosi was a no no, that's why it was very easy for me to talk to her.
True its not always about the endowment but most guys will rather appreciate that shawty with a highway to hell body thus making it seem like that's about their spec...you can't blame our misconception here.
Haqhaqhaq so you're one of those who find it difficult to converse freely with a lady they like
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 5:57pm On May 25, 2020
eloyce:

True its not always about the endowment but most guys will rather appreciate that shawty with a highway to hell body thus making it seem like that's about their spec...you can't blame our misconception here.
Haqhaqhaq so you're one of those who find it difficult to converse freely with a lady they like

Lol... see your mouth like haqhaqhaq grin

Of course I can converse freely with a lady I like - sometimes grin

I know you will be one serious lepa like this lipsrsealed
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by DarkGamer: 8:37pm On May 25, 2020
waywardpikin:


My apocalyptic brother from another mother. Wetin dey sup?

Thanks for the comment.

Don't make me laugh gee. Apocalyptic? Well, I'm alright. Your story is giving me good vibes and maybe also the vivid description you give about the girls. If only I could have this experience in real life, I'd show all those girls with voluptuous asses and succulent boobs in your story a thing or two. How're you surviving in this lockdown period? Netflix and my games are keeping me sane.

P.S I also share your requirements for the ideal girl shape. Personally all these milf figures are best suited for porn. No offence grin grin grin

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by eloyce(f): 8:52pm On May 25, 2020
waywardpikin:


sometimes grin

I know you will be one serious lepa like this lipsrsealed
Sometimes sounds like everytime grin
The lepa isn't that serious joor.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by DOAI(f): 11:34pm On May 25, 2020
waywardpikin:


DOAI, you flatter! Today I look back with fond memories on a time not so long ago. Time flies mehn!

About the standing and sleeping posture, I picked up that habit while in camp too but dumped it soon afterward. I know that skill is still lying dormant inside of me, waiting to be unleashed whenever "I can't comman kee myself" grin

Where did you serve?


I camped in Nasarawa but I redeployed. I'm still serving tho.

Reading your updates and I'm amazed at how much you remember. I don't think I remember in details what happened while I camped, I just wanted to get out. I tried my best to enjoy camping but it didn't happen until my last few days in camp.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:10pm On May 26, 2020
DarkGamer:


Don't make me laugh gee. Apocalyptic? Well, I'm alright. Your story is giving me good vibes and maybe also the vivid description you give about the girls. If only I could have this experience in real life, I'd show all those girls with voluptuous asses and succulent boobs in your story a thing or two. How're you surviving in this lockdown period? Netflix and my games are keeping me sane.

P.S I also share your requirements for the ideal girl shape. Personally all these milf figures are best suited for porn. No offence grin grin grin

I don't think there's anything really special about my life experiences, though when I tell it to people they act otherwise. Have you served? Still in school?

How I'm surviving this lockdown? PES 2020. I don't seem to enjoy watching movies like I used to in the past. It can take me like 2 to 3 days to finish one, except it's a blockbuster I've been looking forward to. I've got tons of movies on my phone and laptop yet to be seen.

Above all, since I'm currently not working due to this COVID-19 pandemic, most of my time goes towards creating alternative sources of income with some interesting progress.

Lol @ these milf figures are best suited for porn grin grin grin

I couldn't agree less.

DarkGamer! Your moniker is so bad ass. What kind of games are you into?
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:16pm On May 26, 2020
eloyce:

Sometimes sounds like everytime grin
The lepa isn't that serious joor.

I saw the photo(s) and gave you a like before you took it down. I was right. You're a serious lepa grin tongue

PS - You're stunning wink

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:20pm On May 26, 2020
DOAI:



I camped in Nasarawa but I redeployed. I'm still serving tho.

Reading your updates and I'm amazed at how much you remember. I don't think I remember in details what happened while I camped, I just wanted to get out. I tried my best to enjoy camping but it didn't happen until my last few days in camp.

You are still serving and you don't even remember your time in camp? shocked

Was it that uneventful? shocked

For me, those three weeks in camp were more interesting than my entire service year and that's saying a lot cos my service year was fun. Maybe I'm just being sentimental.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:24pm On May 26, 2020
I saw Toyosi that evening and we had a nice time over a full chicken and some smoothies. Saw her off to her hostel and that was that. The next morning during morning drills, I was feeling restless once again as I usually am, so I was moving up and down the three lines of Platoon 7. I found myself in front of the platoon at this time, where most of the ladies where, as we all lined up according to height. A female soldier attached to our platoon with an ass like a billboard ordered all of us to move forward a bit. As everyone was moving forward, the light-skinned girl directly in front of me was still standing in one place, holding up our own lane. With my arms crossed, I bent a little and gently nudged her forward with my shoulders. She turned around to look up at me and my heart skipped for a second. She had the most beautiful face I had ever seen, with the most alluring feline eyes. Totally gorgeous, completely my spec, therefore, not my type.

"I’m sorry," I stuttered. "They said we should move forward."

"Oh okay," she said as she complied.

A minute later, and because yours truly just couldn’t help himself:

"So what’s your name?"

"My name is Sarah," said the lady – and that was it. We spent that whole morning drill gisting, with me putting my comedic skills on display and making her laugh. Somehow, I have a knack for getting people to open up and talk to me. I knew most of the people in my platoon. I knew most of their names. Knew their plans, who’s dating who, who’s tripping (translation: crushing) for who, who is trying to work what to where, etc. When I’m in the mood, my propensity for amebo (translation: gossip) is off the charts, which is why it’s totally surprising that I’m at the same time quiet and reserved. I had never seen this girl in our platoon before, and I told her as much.

"Well, that’s because I don’t always come out. I’ve been in the hostel for a few days so I just said let me stretch my legs," Sarah said.

"Wow, so you’re one of those bad eggs that are always dodging morning drills?"

"Yes, I cannot kill myself. I hate stress," she retorted, laughing.

Lackadaisical and nonchalant? A woman after my own heart!

When the assembly was over I was about leaving just like that but on second thought I decided to ask for her number which she gave me. I gave her mine as well. Of course, I had no intention of calling her or contacting her at all as the whole thing with Nife had taught me to keep my emotions in check and always hold things at face value. I only collected her number as a force of habit. Sometimes it’s impolite to chat with a girl you just met for so long without at least asking for her number, especially if you both enjoyed the conversation. It doesn’t matter whether you’re going to call her or not. At least, that’s just my thinking.

In the afternoon of that same day, we were forced to sit under the canopy and listen to some boring lectures. I sat all by myself, dark shades on, earphones plugged, glued to my mobile phone. You see, my mobile phone is my best friend, and it helps me to while away time. I must have been sitting there for hours when I noticed a familiar face seated just behind me from the corner of my eyes. I turned to look. It was Sarah – the mysterious, seductive, beautiful, and alluring Sarah. Given how long we had spent in camp up to this point, it felt like she had just dropped out of the sky. Where had she been all this while?

"Ahn ahn…" I said, opening my mouth like a typical Yoruba man. "So you are here?"

"Yes, I am."

"What are you doing here?"

She looked at me quizzically. "I’m sitting down."

"I mean, how long have you been here?"

"I don’t know. Maybe almost an hour now," she said.

"Almost an hour? Didn’t you see me sitting in front of you?" I mean, come on.

"I did but you seemed so engrossed in whatever you were doing on your phone so I didn’t want to intrude."

"You didn’t want to intrude," I replied incredulously. I forgot my phone in the twinkle of an eye and dragged my chair to sit beside her. Soon we were lost in each other’s company, staring into each other’s eyes subtly and not so subtly. There were no airs about her and she was so easy to talk to, like a long lost friend I hadn’t seen in ages. After the lectures, it was time for SAED so I bade her farewell and moved to the hall where they would pretend to be imparting knowledge on us when what they were really doing was marketing so we could pay to learn whatever they said they could teach us. After the SAED program, I met up with Toyosi who had once again seen me from afar, enjoying all the electrical charges her body had to offer, and ignoring what I was beginning to suspect was an emotional attachment on her part. Our conversations never went too deep and I made sure to avoid topics that would lead to any romantic discussions. I kept it to cracking jokes, talking about her wonderful body, tapping current and asking about her numerous boyfriends and toasters. Anything to deflect the focus from me – or us. I didn’t want to start anything I wouldn’t be able to finish or even create a new enemy. From there I went on to have lunch with the demure Hajia.

Hajia had been very angry and bitter towards me of late. She had been complaining that I was no longer spending so much time with her. And she was right, I wasn’t. But it wasn’t because I didn’t care it was because I’d known more people since the day that we first met and as such it wasn't possible for me to always spend so much time with her like before. However, I assured her that I would definitely try to improve. We had a fun time together at lunch but I couldn’t help but notice something significantly different about my bestie. She had gotten more audacious! She was all touchy, resty, and feely. She’d tap my shoulders when I joked, she’d grope my arms when we spoke, and she’d occasionally lean her whole body on me, with her soft boobs crushing into me. Of course, this all happened casually as we spoke and it all seemed so natural, at least that’s what the look on her face said. I didn’t know what to make of it or how to react so I acted like I didn’t notice either. She dragged me to the clinic to go see a friend of hers who was not feeling well and as we paid our condolences the lady seemed like she already knew so much about me.

By nightfall, I dragged myself into bed preparing for another mundane day in camp. I decided to check my phone one last time as is my custom, and what I saw made my face light up immediately.




"Hey, mister." The Whatsapp message from Sarah read.




***

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by DOAI(f): 1:23pm On May 26, 2020
waywardpikin:


You are still serving and you don't even remember your time in camp? shocked

Was it that uneventful? shocked

For me, those three weeks in camp were more interesting than my entire service year and that's saying a lot cos my service year was fun. Maybe I'm just being sentimental.


It was very UNEVENTFUL.
I knew how to match well, so I was one of those selected to represent my platoon in the match parade competition. I joined OBS, but then, there were no special privileges, after co-hosting one radio program like that, I started dodging meetings, international girl needed time to sleep cheesy.

I was just the quiet girl always observing things, when I started coming out of my shell and mixing with others, we were going to leave camp in four days, a friend I made during my last days in camp said he could swear that I was mute, he had always been observing me and I hardly spoke to any one.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by jacob05(m): 1:58pm On May 26, 2020
waywardpikin:
I saw Toyosi that evening and we had a nice time over a full chicken and some smoothies. Saw her off to her hostel and that was that. The next morning during morning drills, I was feeling restless once again as I usually am, so I was moving up and down the three lines of Platoon 7. I found myself in front of the platoon at this time, where most of the ladies where, as we all lined up according to height. A female soldier attached to our platoon with an ass like a billboard ordered all of us to move forward a bit. As everyone was moving forward, the light-skinned girl directly in front of me was still standing in one place, holding up our own lane. With my arms crossed, I bent a little and gently nudged her forward with my shoulders. She turned around to look up at me and my heart skipped for a second. She had the most beautiful face I had ever seen, with the most alluring feline eyes. Totally gorgeous, completely my spec, therefore, not my type.

"I’m sorry," I stuttered. "They said we should move forward."

"Oh okay," she said as she complied.

A minute later, and because yours truly just couldn’t help himself:

"So what’s your name?"

"My name is Sarah," said the lady – and that was it. We spent that whole morning drill gisting, with me putting my comedic skills on display and making her laugh. Somehow, I have a knack for getting people to open up and talk to me. I knew most of the people in my platoon. I knew most of their names. Knew their plans, who’s dating who, who’s tripping (translation: crushing) for who, who is trying to work what to where, etc. When I’m in the mood, my propensity for amebo (translation: gossip) is off the charts, which is why it’s totally surprising that I’m at the same time quiet and reserved. I had never seen this girl in our platoon before, and I told her as much.

"Well, that’s because I don’t always come out. I’ve been in the hostel for a few days so I just said let me stretch my legs," Sarah said.

"Wow, so you’re one of those bad eggs that are always dodging morning drills?"

"Yes, I cannot kill myself. I hate stress," she retorted, laughing.

Lackadaisical and nonchalant? A woman after my own heart!

When the assembly was over I was about leaving just like that but on second thought I decided to ask for her number which she gave me. I gave her mine as well. Of course, I had no intention of calling her or contacting her at all as the whole thing with Nife had taught me to keep my emotions in check and always hold things at face value. I only collected her number as a force of habit. Sometimes it’s impolite to chat with a girl you just met for so long without at least asking for her number, especially if you both enjoyed the conversation. It doesn’t matter whether you’re going to call her or not. At least, that’s just my thinking.

In the afternoon of that same day, we were forced to sit under the canopy and listen to some boring lectures. I sat all by myself, dark shades on, earphones plugged, glued to my mobile phone. You see, my mobile phone is my best friend, and it helps me to while away time. I must have been sitting there for hours when I noticed a familiar face seated just behind me from the corner of my eyes. I turned to look. It was Sarah – the mysterious, seductive, beautiful, and alluring Sarah. Given how long we had spent in camp up to this point, it felt like she had just dropped out of the sky. Where had she been all this while?

"Ahn ahn…" I said, opening my mouth like a typical Yoruba man. "So you are here?"

"Yes, I am."

"What are you doing here?"

She looked at me quizzically. "I’m sitting down."

"I mean, how long have you been here?"

"I don’t know. Maybe almost an hour now," she said.

"Almost an hour? Didn’t you see me sitting in front of you?" I mean, come on.

"I did but you seemed so engrossed in whatever you were doing on your phone so I didn’t want to intrude."

"You didn’t want to intrude," I replied incredulously. I forgot my phone in the twinkle of an eye and dragged my chair to sit beside her. Soon we were lost in each other’s company, staring into each other’s eyes subtly and not so subtly. There were no airs about her and she was so easy to talk to, like a long lost friend I hadn’t seen in ages. After the lectures, it was time for SAED so I bade her farewell and moved to the hall where they would pretend to be imparting knowledge on us when what they were really doing was marketing so we could pay to learn whatever they said they could teach us. After the SAED program, I met up with Toyosi who had once again seen me from afar, enjoying all the electrical charges her body had to offer, and ignoring what I was beginning to suspect was an emotional attachment on her part. Our conversations never went too deep and I made sure to avoid topics that would lead to any romantic discussions. I kept it to cracking jokes, talking about her wonderful body, tapping current and asking about her numerous boyfriends and toasters. Anything to deflect the focus from me – or us. I didn’t want to start anything I wouldn’t be able to finish or even create a new enemy. From there I went on to have lunch with the demure Hajia.

Hajia had been very angry and bitter towards me of late. She had been complaining that I was no longer spending so much time with her. And she was right, I wasn’t. But it wasn’t because I didn’t care it was because I’d known more people since the day that we first met and as such it wasn't possible for me to always spend so much time with her like before. However, I assured her that I would definitely try to improve. We had a fun time together at lunch but I couldn’t help but notice something significantly different about my bestie. She had gotten more audacious! She was all touchy, resty, and feely. She’d tap my shoulders when I joked, she’d grope my arms when we spoke, and she’d occasionally lean her whole body on me, with her soft boobs crushing into me. Of course, this all happened casually as we spoke and it all seemed so natural, at least that’s what the look on her face said. I didn’t know what to make of it or how to react so I acted like I didn’t notice either. She dragged me to the clinic to go see a friend of hers who was not feeling well and as we paid our condolences the lady seemed like she already knew so much about me.

By nightfall, I dragged myself into bed preparing for another mundane day in camp. I decided to check my phone one last time as is my custom, and what I saw made my face light up immediately.




"Hey, mister." The Whatsapp message from Sarah read.




***

Awesome post! I just downloaded okada books because of you.. keep it coming!

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 2:40pm On May 26, 2020
jacob05:


Awesome post! I just downloaded okada books because of you.. keep it coming!

Hahaha I just made my first sale! grin


I see your handiwork jacob05. No spoilers though.


However I'd be willing to hear your thoughts upon completion maybe via mail. Take care man.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 2:43pm On May 26, 2020
DOAI:



It was very UNEVENTFUL.
I knew how to match well, so I was one of those selected to represent my platoon in the match parade competition. I joined OBS, but then, there were no special privileges, after co-hosting one radio program like that, I started dodging meetings, international girl needed time to sleep cheesy.

I was just the quiet girl always observing things, when I started coming out of my shell and mixing with others, we were going to leave camp in four days, a friend I made during my last days in camp said he could swear that I was mute, he had always been observing me and I hardly spoke to any one.

You see your life? What are you observing that you won't say a word to anyone? grin tongue
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Gadafii: 3:10pm On May 26, 2020
Beautiful work waywardpikin


But that guy above that quited the entire uodate just to type few words, how far how he dey be for you, abet desist from such,so as to sav space

Thanks

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Soren4(m): 3:29pm On May 26, 2020
Nice one buh gee Dy post twice at least na. You don wake up my thirst for the next episode.... Nevertheless more strength
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by eloyce(f): 3:39pm On May 26, 2020
waywardpikin:


I saw the photo(s) and gave you a like before you took it down. I was right. You're a serious lepa grin tongue

PS - You're stunning wink
*Face covered emoji*
You were supposed to see just one cheesy
I insist that my lepa isn't a serious one tongue
Thankio kiss
*runs away forever*
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by DarkGamer: 3:47pm On May 26, 2020
waywardpikin:


I don't think there's anything really special about my life experiences, though when I tell it to people they act otherwise. Have you served? Still in school?

How I'm surviving this lockdown? PES 2020. I don't seem to enjoy watching movies like I used to in the past. It can take me like 2 to 3 days to finish one, except it's a blockbuster I've been looking forward to. I've got tons of movies on my phone and laptop yet to be seen.

Above all, since I'm currently not working due to this COVID-19 pandemic, most of my time goes towards creating alternative sources of income with some interesting progress.

Lol @ these milf figures are best suited for porn grin grin grin

I couldn't agree less.

DarkGamer! Your moniker is so bad ass. What kind of games are you into?

Nah bro, I haven't served yet. I'm in SS3, I'm meant to be rounding off WAEC by now if not for this lockdown. Well, it's not that bad though, if school doesn't resume until september or so, I'm not bothered because I wrote IGCSE and SAT. NYSC sounds gruelling and tough though, I don't even know if I'll do it. I don't want to leave the camp looking like crayfish. grin grin grin

Yeah bruh, I play fifa and pes too. I'm a PC gamer but lately I decided to play on my PlayStation. However I've been wanting to play PES20 since I've been hearing about its good reviews. But I want to play on PC though, can you recommend any website I can download it from or did you buy yours legally? grin The master league is looking dope and I'm tired of watching gameplays.

Your life sounds really interesting though, I've been looking for ways to earn my own money too. I wanna see how it feels and stop relying on my parents for a change. Well, I try to read everyday and I watch some Netflix shows. I also put in some hours of gaming and visit socials. I've almost forgotten about school(I am in a boarding school though). It's just that I'll miss some girls and doing...... if you know, you know.

My moniker? Thanks. I wanted to at first go with NightFury or BlackWolf or NightAssassin.... But the current one is cool i guess. Well i play mostly sports and action. I mostly play fifa, pes, call of duty, fortnite, Hitman etc basically stuff like that. I just started minecraft and I'm hooked on it.

Well you seem like a really cool guy. I'm still trying to see what would happen when Toyo, Nife, Hajia and Sarah clash. Looking forward to next update. cheesy cheesy

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Destinylink(m): 4:10pm On May 26, 2020
Kudos Waywardpikin
Pls keep the update coming...
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by Tuhndhay(m): 2:13am On May 27, 2020
Following....... Good one Bro
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by exseJ: 4:55am On May 27, 2020
waywardpikin:
I like them voluminous ooooo

Lol... see your mouth like haqhaqhaq grin

Of course I can converse freely with a lady I like - sometimes grin

I know you will be one serious lepa like this lipsrsealed
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:11pm On May 27, 2020
Gadafii:
Beautiful work waywardpikin


But that guy above that quited the entire uodate just to type few words, how far how he dey be for you, abet desist from such,so as to sav space

Thanks

Thanks man!
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:11pm On May 27, 2020
Soren4:
Nice one buh gee Dy post twice at least na. You don wake up my thirst for the next episode.... Nevertheless more strength

Lol so sorry about that bro
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:12pm On May 27, 2020
eloyce:

*Face covered emoji*
You were supposed to see just one cheesy
I insist that my lepa isn't a serious one tongue
Thankio kiss
*runs away forever*

I see everything tongue cool

Forever is a long time oh, no do biko.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:20pm On May 27, 2020
DarkGamer:


Nah bro, I haven't served yet. I'm in SS3, I'm meant to be rounding off WAEC by now if not for this lockdown. Well, it's not that bad though, if school doesn't resume until september or so, I'm not bothered because I wrote IGCSE and SAT. NYSC sounds gruelling and tough though, I don't even know if I'll do it. I don't want to leave the camp looking like crayfish. grin grin grin

Yeah bruh, I play fifa and pes too. I'm a PC gamer but lately I decided to play on my PlayStation. However I've been wanting to play PES20 since I've been hearing about its good reviews. But I want to play on PC though, can you recommend any website I can download it from or did you buy yours legally? grin The master league is looking dope and I'm tired of watching gameplays.

Your life sounds really interesting though, I've been looking for ways to earn my own money too. I wanna see how it feels and stop relying on my parents for a change. Well, I try to read everyday and I watch some Netflix shows. I also put in some hours of gaming and visit socials. I've almost forgotten about school(I am in a boarding school though). It's just that I'll miss some girls and doing...... if you know, you know.

My moniker? Thanks. I wanted to at first go with NightFury or BlackWolf or NightAssassin.... But the current one is cool i guess. Well i play mostly sports and action. I mostly play fifa, pes, call of duty, fortnite, Hitman etc basically stuff like that. I just started minecraft and I'm hooked on it.

Well you seem like a really cool guy. I'm still trying to see what would happen when Toyo, Nife, Hajia and Sarah clash. Looking forward to next update. cheesy cheesy

Don't worry, you will soon find yourself plunged headlong into the exciting, confusing and devastating world of women. Be careful when you fall in such circles o, some people never fully recover. NYSC is tough and grueling yeah, but I feel the experience is one you should savour cos it only happens once in a life time - for people who are lucky to serve.

I don't know any websites sorry. Not much of a PC gamer. Playstation consoles all the way. Btw, I also went to a boarding school. One of the worst periods of my life. I was so frail and small, got bullied a few times until I eventually learned how to fight. Do they still flog students recklessly or tell you guys to dig and uproot trees?

DarkGamer beats all the monikers you mentioned.

Next update dropping shortly. Really glad to have you on here. I can sense a very big brain in that head of yours. No dull am o.
Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:21pm On May 27, 2020
Destinylink:
Kudos Waywardpikin
Pls keep the update coming...

Ma nigga ma nigga... it's 70% loading.

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Re: All The Women I Ever Dated - NYSC Chronicles by waywardpikin: 12:22pm On May 27, 2020
Tuhndhay:
Following....... Good one Bro

Tunde Ednut, I appreciate you for turning up. More to drop.

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