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Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(m): 7:12am On May 29, 2020
Okay this is straightforward.

I met a long time admirer for the first time yesterday, and she was so starstruck that we found ourselves kpanshing on the first day. A one-day stand literally.


Now, in her bit to fully satisfy me, during the act of copulation she was making a lot of weird sounds to justify her ecstasy. Very weird sounds. A cross between a howling wolf and the wheezes of an asthmatic patient, if you ask me.


But I know myself na; no matter your Photoshop sounds, if I don't hear that telltalle sound from your pvssy that sounds like a punctured tyre deflating...It's your grandfather you're wining.

But not every man has this talent.


So:

Men, can you tell if she's faking orgasm

Women, can you successfully fake an orgasm


Discuss.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Oluromantic: 7:15am On May 29, 2020
So your talent is how to kpansh women. Nawa o

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Balaxx: 7:19am On May 29, 2020
Tales by corona light

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(m): 7:32am On May 29, 2020
Oluromantic:
So your talent is how to kpansh women. Nawa o


Whatever rocks your boat mate.
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Akunwafor(m): 8:53am On May 29, 2020
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.



Hmmm. I greet you bros. Be like your degree na in Womanology o! grin

Incisive input.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Chenko001(m): 10:02am On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.


Big ups mate, you just analysed this to a nauseating degree.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:23am On May 29, 2020
Chenko001:


Big ups mate, you just analysed this to a nauseating degree.

Bros that guy na professor.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Ishilove: 11:30am On May 29, 2020
DanseMacabre:
Okay this is straightforward.

I met a long time admirer for the first time yesterday, and she was so starstruck that we found ourselves kpanshing on the first day. A one-day stand literally.


Now, in her bit to fully satisfy me, during the act of copulation she was making a lot of weird sounds to justify her ecstasy. Very weird sounds. A cross between a howling wolf and the wheezes of an asthmatic patient, if you ask me.


But I know myself na; no matter your Photoshop sounds, if I don't hear that telltalle sound from your pvssy that sounds like a punctured tyre deflating...It's your grandfather you're wining.

But not every man has this talent.

Bia come o...
Where's ishilove lefulefu davash22 dominique ibkayee makydebbie lamani22 millenniumlady lalasticlala etc sef
Hiaaaan! Why are you inviting me to discuss awon olobo ferey??

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Ishilove: 11:33am On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.

Oshey. Minister of Women Affairs

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 11:35am On May 29, 2020
Easy and straightforward

If shes moaning, remove the dick.

If she's still moaning after dick was removed, its real
If she stops moaning while the dick is out, she's faking it.

Female orgasm ain't like the guys own. Some are getting orgasm while moaning 4real.

So in a nut, forget her orgasm, focus on the moaning. There's a connect grin grin grin

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by makydebbie(f): 11:35am On May 29, 2020
Ishilove:

Hiaaaan! Why are you inviting me to discuss awon olobo ferey??
You kon quote my moniker on top. Must we pay for the sins of the op dear? sad

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Ishilove: 11:48am On May 29, 2020
makydebbie:

You kon quote my moniker on top. Must we pay for the sins of the op dear? sad
Sowee embarassed

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by NUJABEZ: 11:58am On May 29, 2020
I can usually tell. Orgasm is always followed by closed eyes, a look and expression of utter helplessness, creamy discharge and shaking.

Sometime ago I was having at it with this girl when she began faking, I knew I hadn’t done anything so it was very clear to me that she was faking. I increased the tempo and went to town. I gave her all my secret saucy stokes, I kissed her lips, tickled her tips, gyrated my waist, stroked the clit... Boom... uncontrollable moaning and writhing and screaming and she calling on her mother and Jesus for help. Eventually I released her because I did not want her to faint.

From that day, she never tried to fake again.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by lankka: 11:58am On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.

lol.
just learnt sth.
had ds gal bk then, mid sex she'll just push me off and shift to the next end of the bed lying like a baby.
i'll come and be asking her wat went wrong but she wont open up.
after like 30 mins she comes bk fr another round.
she's good in bed but don't make any sound.
was even thinking she's possessed.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Hollysaint: 12:05pm On May 29, 2020
Ok
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 12:13pm On May 29, 2020
DanseMacabre:
Okay this is straightforward.

I met a long time admirer for the first time yesterday, and she was so starstruck that we found ourselves kpanshing on the first day. A one-day stand literally.


Now, in her bit to fully satisfy me, during the act of copulation she was making a lot of weird sounds to justify her ecstasy. Very weird sounds. A cross between a howling wolf and the wheezes of an asthmatic patient, if you ask me.


But I know myself na; no matter your Photoshop sounds, if I don't hear that telltalle sound from your pvssy that sounds like a punctured tyre deflating...It's your grandfather you're wining.

But not every man has this talent.


So:

Men, can you tell if she's faking orgal.sm

Women, can you successfully fake an orgasm


Discuss.

Bia come o...
Where's ishilo.ve leful.efu davas.h22 dominiqu.e ibkay.ee makydebb.ie lam.ani22 millenniumla.dy lala.sticlala etc sef
when u want to know if a woman is really having an orgasm check her toes wink.she will streatch her body then give a little shiver then her toes will curl wink.if she doesnt do these things but keep screaming then known she's just giving u a fake orgasm like all those porn actress grin

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 29, 2020
cruxgemmata:
Easy and straightforward

If shes moaning, remove the dick.

If she's still moaning after dick was removed, its real
If she stops moaning while the dick is out, she's faking it.

Female orgasm ain't like the guys own. Some are getting orgasm while moaning 4real.

So in a nut, forget her orgasm, focus on the moaning. There's a connect grin grin grin
most women dont experience real orgasm.the moans they give are mostly fake.very few women experience real orgasm.and if u want to use moaning as a parameter to rate a real orgasm then u might as well say those moans porn actresses give in their movie flicks are real grin grin grin grin.if u want to know if a woman is really having an orgasm take a look at her toes cheesy..they will curl inwards then her body begins to shiver like she is having a cold.a real female orgasm is very deep and intense unlike male orgasm.but to tell u d truth 99 percent havent experienced real orgasm..few experience their first real orgasm with fellow ladies not men and this might explain why a number of naija ladies are now either bisexuals or lesbians.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 12:48pm On May 29, 2020
lefulefu:
most women dont experience real orgasm.the moans they give are mostly fake.very few women experience real orgasm.and if u want to use moaning as a parameter to rate a real orgasm then u might as well say those moans porn actresses give in their movie flicks are real grin grin grin grin.if u want to know if a woman is really having an orgasm take a look at her toes cheesy..they will curl inwards then her body begins to shiver like she is having a cold.a real female orgasm is very deep and intense unlike male orgasm.but to tell u d truth 99 percent havent experienced real orgasm..few experience their first real orgasm with fellow ladies not men and this might explain why a number of naija ladies are now either bisexuals or lesbians.

Right on point. I agree. I wasnt using the moans to judge.

D moans when dick is pulled out is what am Focusin on. Imagine a mad gal moanin to high heavens like its real and then dick pulls out and moanin stops. Na fake b dat.

The shivers are even faked.

Its psychological. When she's moaning and u pull out dick and she still dey moan. Baba d moan is 80% real.

But that one wey wan use moan sounds burst speaker, then after dick is pulled out, she stops moaning. Thats fake
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 29, 2020
cruxgemmata:


Right on point. I agree. I wasnt using the moans to judge.

D moans when dick is pulled out is what am Focusin on. Imagine a mad gal moanin to high heavens like its real and then dick pulls out and moanin stops. Na fake b dat.

The shivers are even faked.

Its psychological. When she's moaning and u pull out dick and she still dey moan. Baba d moan is 80% real.

But that one wey wan use moan sounds burst speaker, then after dick is pulled out, she stops moaning. Thats fake
u have a point cheesy.anyway many of them just give these fake moans to boost the man's male ego or just to keep him happy grin.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 1:00pm On May 29, 2020
lefulefu:
u have a point cheesy.anyway many of them just give these fake moans to boost the man's male ego or just to keep him happy grin.

Na man wey wan kill himsef b dat. For me, we run pre-intimacy well, when evertyn stew, we run d show. After d show, we relax gist and run another show.

If dat one no do you, carry clay mould ur spec.
Man no fit die grin grin

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by tnerro1(m): 1:46pm On May 29, 2020
lefulefu:
when u want to know if a woman is really having an orgasm check her toes wink.she will streatch her body then give a little shiver then her toes will curl wink.if she doesnt do these things but keep screaming then known she's just giving u a fake orgasm like all those porn actress grin
bros, how did u know about the toes . Chai ! U are a very bad guy!!! U really understand grin when u are hitting it and she is curling her toes, just know u are doing something right smiley
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by paulolee(m): 2:46pm On May 29, 2020
my guy...e hard o..na wit serious coding shaa..
de burn wan bea n she jus de scream...wit d way her nunu large n free i kno say d shout na fake bcoz i no de feel anytin, i jus weak de continue de try force myself cum mk i hang boot, wen i cum n don stop to de fire, d mumu still de moan, i jus weak

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by ITbomb(m): 3:00pm On May 29, 2020
Women and faking orgasm and the first person on your mind to copy is Ishilove, hmm

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Ishilove: 3:04pm On May 29, 2020
ITbomb:
Women and faking orgasm and the first person on your mind to copy is Ishilove, hmm
E weak me
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Degrezhaa: 3:15pm On May 29, 2020
paulolee:
my guy...e hard o..na wit serious coding shaa..
de burn wan bea n she jus de scream...wit d way her nunu large n free i kno say d shout na fake bcoz i no de feel anytin, i jus weak de continue de try force myself cum mk i hang boot, wen i cum n don stop to de fire, d mumu still de moan, i jus weak


e weak me sef...

Naija girls sabi fake shit abeg
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 3:17pm On May 29, 2020
cruxgemmata:
Easy and straightforward

If shes moaning, remove the dick.

If she's still moaning after dick was removed, its real
If she stops moaning while the dick is out, she's faking it.

Female orgasm ain't like the guys own. Some are getting orgasm while moaning 4real.

So in a nut, forget her orgasm, focus on the moaning. There's a connect grin grin grin


This is untrue.
Sometimes, you try to focus on keeping as absolutely still as you can, in order to get to the place.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Nobody: 3:24pm On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.
Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.
Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice
While
Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.
Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.
in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.
Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.
For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.

So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.


This is quite detailed.
To add to this, some women squirt only after a deep orgasm, or not at all. The people who squirt are the minority. Some do so more than others. One can have an orgasm without squirting.
For many, especially when a man is pounding at her insides too much, that supposed “see squirt everywhere” is urine coming from excitation of the bladder apparatus. Not squirtus, lol.
Then there is the toe curl, as the real evidence of orgasm, but who really looks out for this?
It is a lot easier and more possible for a woman to come from cunninlingus and fingering than it is for her to come through thrusting. Not many men like to acknowledge this truth. Maybe it is an ego thing. I don’t know.

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Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by Phenomenal16(f): 3:26pm On May 29, 2020
Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.

..ppl dey Bleep oh
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by phrankincense(m): 3:40pm On May 29, 2020
well personally you can't tell because every lady has their own way of reaching climax and they also different ways of showing it , so I don't think you will know if they are faking orgasm, but then it depends on the lady in question you have to find out what makes her climax...
Re: Can You Tell If A Woman Is Faking Orgasm? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:59pm On May 29, 2020
Ishilove:

Hiaaaan! Why are you inviting me to discuss awon olobo ferey??

Well, I just thought you'd be quite knowledgeable for a sexually active female. cheesy

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