₦airaland Forum

Protein0:
Don't mind them.
It is called a teaching hospital for a reason.
Abi dey Don see a teaching hospital not attached to a school before?
People sha

oyedav:
my bad... it’s been God’s grace from the the onset. All thanks to him.

Protein0:
What if the "plenty other patients" ask med students to leave as well?
How will they learn?

Zoie:
Immature.

DominusPrime:
I enjoy exposing kingazubuike ignorance. Imagine asking a patient who is 6 weeks gone but doesn't even know and obviously did not test if she's pregnant. Yet that is the appropriate question to ask according to him.

Emmacolinho:
I should reduce it for a while especially the alcohol

Basic123:
How did you know it's not related
I pray this mentality cost you the life of someone close to you

ceejeck:
And you didn't report??

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
No embarrassing moment sha

The only one when i be experienced na my sister cause am.
I nor know the kind of fever way she sick that period
A very deadly fever o
Me just lodge for hotel dey huzzle normal
When my cousin call me say my mummy dey cry.
I asked wetin happen. She say them rush one of my female siblings go hospital and now doctor say her blood nor dey respond say make them carry her go irrua hospital after ekpoma

O boy. Na so i quickly run down find Moto way go carry us go irrua that night
This one when i dey talk so na around 9pm in the night
I reach irrua around 11pm
O boy blood dey come out from her nose
Which kind fever be this na

Them admit her...

Imagine from that night till the next day morning by 1pm all those nurses and doctors continue to dey collect blood samples for testing. And still them never come up with wetin dey do her. Different nurses and doctors come dey collect samples of blood from her body as if say them dey drill oil. No treatment nothing nothing. Just different student nurses and doctors collecting blood samples all the time

As a real niggarrr me don dey vex small small but i nor know how i go take display my anger. And you know girls can't talk. Am the one to talk because am the only male child. We are six. Five female sibling.

I just walk out of the hospital go one store when dey the community go drink five bottles of Heineken

After the four bottles i come high and that Dutch courage come enter my body
Immediately na im i return back to the hospital

O boy na later in the evening of that day after my eye don clear
Them my sisters come dey laugh me dey tell me say i turn the whole hospital upside down

Say i nearly fight with the doctor
Say i block the entrance. No going out and no coming in
Say the doctor must attend to my sister...

I come dey shame that day ehnnnn. All through out our stay in that hospital for one week plus
The nurses were always laughing and reminding me of that incident
It was embarrassing sha but funny enough my anger display worked because immediately them come carry her go the appropriate place within the hospital and commence treatment. It was then we realized it was lassa fever

Damnnnnn! I spend almost two hundred thousand naira

Hospital is very scary at night and quiet sha
And people are dying there. Anybody way dey house and healthy should thank God

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dancok:
a nurse once asked me this "if i shave down there" is it imply anything?

JUICYPINEAPPLE:
lmao.

clevybrown:
that's because she enjoyed it

Aksnoopy:
OSCE! Stop embarrassing your fellow pharmacists on here.

1Sharon:
Yes. Were you itching? Pubic lice is real

1Sharon:
You know he made the disease up right? Lmaooo..

omoharry:
My own was when I went to a health center for my cervical screening in 2012.Meehn ! That procedure is very very invasive for a woman. When I got there , I met male and female Doctor .If she was a nurse I didn't know . I just observed that they both wore white coat .
The most embarrassing moment was when I was ask to UnCloth ( though with a medical coat to cover me up) I was then made to open my legs apart like a pregnant woman that is about to give birth.Afterward, an instrument was inserted in my cervix to open me up ..Then the lady called on the male doctor to take the swap and probably assess my cervix . God I burning with shame and prayed for the whole process to be over as soon as possible . I was very uncomfortable and felt exposed .
Though male the Doctor was professional but I didn't like the fact that he had to see me in that state. Naked and open.
Ladies that have done cervical screening will know what I am talking about .Its very very embarrassing

kebliss:
We went for medicals at the company's hospital, the female Doctor in charge call us all (male) one after the other inside her office, she will tell you to pull down your pants exposing your genital and then ask you to cough out loudly.
Was just wondering how that have to do with our pants down

johnmattew:
they do it on purpose...my friend told me the practice it in their medical school so as to prevent patients from seeing what the wrote

SirMichael1:
I've helped you remove it.

Emma1Oj:
Ladies how you u pple do your X-ray?? I can remember a male doc ones asked a lady to remove her top n bra for x-ray in my present, she wasn't comfortable with it, the doc jus asked her to go out dat wen she's ready she shld com back, she quickly undressed. it was funny sha..it got to a point she no con even send d breast again..na me con suffer am las las..

kebliss:
We went for medicals at the company's hospital, the female Doctor in charge call us all (male) one after the other inside her office, she will tell you to pull down your pants exposing your genital and then ask you to cough out loudly.
Was just wondering how that have to do with our pants down

HITsquad:
lol why?

JUICYPINEAPPLE:
No doctor, I repeat no doctor who truely knows his or her job will ask such 'FOOLISH' question as to verify if a patient is 2 or 3 months pregnant. NO DOCTOR!!! Except all these half baked medical practitioners parading themselves as doctors.

When diagnosing a patient exhibiting STD symptoms sex related questions are a professional ethical questions.

ABEG MAKE WE HEAR WORD!

TONYE001:
1Sharon, I don't know if you are a medical doctor or not. If you are a doctor, I doubt you're practicing in Nigeria.

Right from medschool, student doctors are taught how to "twist some questions..."

This is just because of our environment. There are smokers that answer in the negative if asked directly whether they smoke. There are people that outrightly say they aren't sexually active even if they are. There are folks that gulp large quantities of alcohol but deny they drink when asked. This list is endless.

So, overtime, Nigerian doctors have learnt how to be indirect in their questions. Recall, they go through all this stress FOR THE PATIENT'S BENEFIT, not theirs.

It's painful when the outside world accuses MOST NIGERIAN DOCTORS that they're perverts. The sad truth is, doctors would gladly stay away from sex-related questions and examinations if there were alternatives!

Doctors don't look forward to see a woman's privates. I assure you, most times, it's not funny what is seen down there. Some doctors are even embarrassed asking sex-related questions. See, doctors are doing these stuffs at their own inconvenience...

Let's not propagate this misinformation to the general public. It's tiring reading all these attacks on doctors.

DominusPrime:
Dental schools for dental student sir. That's why its called Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria, MDCN.

Meninmen:
Lol. Your sister probably had Lassa fever

greatbrian:
Mine was when I was younger. Class 4 boy or so. I was sick and since my mum happened to be a nurse I dnt get treated by two people than my mum even when we weren't sick, she will just tell us we've been opened to mosquito bite and bingo. Chloroquine injection will do the trick. talk more of when one of us was sick. that goes by me saying we hardly fall sick . I was in a military secondary school and feeling so sick. And I hated MRS since it makes you weak and lost it, so I waited till break. And I do stay with my mums friend who happened to be a nurse and work in shika zaria people go sabi am. Since my family was in south west and I school in zaria. my mum called her friend who happened to be a matron. They had conversations and next thing she came to pick me from school after we collect pass and drove me to her house. She had this daughter I was crushing on and they always tease me am the girls hubby which I do like in a way . Fast forward, na so she drive me go hospital and we see doctor. Bla bla bla I went for test and 2 hours later, doctor said some stuffs to her. Oboy I sha see the woman dey look me somehow and when we got home she wasnt so opened to me. Well like an hour later my mum called and was like I have STD. I dnt even know what STD means. The woman's hubby na pastor and a man I respect na so him call me where this my crush dey oo. Dey ask me question about my sex life. The girl dey look up etc. I sha was shocked coz I dnt even have any fantasy about sex at that age infact I never got to have sex till of recent (20s) and that's the first and last time since its not worth it to me. I told the man I dnt know what his talking about and am just feeling very sick and weak. Well he told me my diagnosis came out as STD and I really disappointed my mum and everyone. I just start dey shiver. The man was like he knows what it feels like to be in the military and he knows I will mix with diff kids. Well since I maintained my innocence mum came over 2 days later and her friend was like we should try a private hospital etc and see the depth of the STD. Na so we go all the way to kaduna from zaria enter one private hospital. I came out negative and tested high to typhoid and a serious case of malaria parasite. Infact the doctor advised I be placed under serious antibiotics drip asap.

Mum hugged me and apologised for doubting my innocence and mums friend took the test back to shika to show that dicyir that misdiagnosed me. It was really embarrassing than I could write.