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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Xmuslim: 4:08pm On Jun 11, 2020
Dantedasz:



Amusing!
This thread is a comic relief!
Let me continue observing!!
lol! It's really a comedy thread grin.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by DragnetisaKuk(f): 4:46pm On Jun 11, 2020
jimiobanta:
I do hope the atheists are not afraid to discover that there is a God afterall.
Yes, he's the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He created everything both seen and unseen, both spiritual and physical.

I know this because he told me.0 smiley

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by DragnetisaKuk(f): 4:48pm On Jun 11, 2020
Xmuslim:
lol! You are really fighting for your weak god grin.

I will prove your god wrong again because he will not answer this your prayer.

I state it again. I dare your imaginary god to do his worse. cool.

Sango and amadioha are more real than your god grin

Your god that can't save a girl from being raped to death. SMH

Your imaginary god can't deliver me via text prayer or audio but you are thinking he will be able to punish me via same media. You must be a joke grin
grin grin

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 5:32pm On Jun 11, 2020
LordReed:


Ok but before that we need to iron out all the terms and conditions. For instance are you going to publish this publicly? Will you require my real names? What exactly is this deliverance going to entail? What kind of participation do you require from me, am I going to be required to pray or I will just be looking at you do your thing? What outcome are you expecting? What if you don't get your expected outcome?

These and others need to be ironed out.

Thanks for your questions. Your name will not be required.
Deliverance will not take place within the imposed time frame
But the power of God within this period will come upon you.
The results of this power coming upon you as I pray may include any or all of the following

You may thrash about falling or fainting as the power of God works on you
Evil spirits behind atheism in all volunteer will be forced to manifest
Fire shall be called upon them and/or any other judgment I'm inspired to pronounce upon them
They (evil spirits) will cry out, tears may or may not fall freely from your eyes, some of these spirits will blasphem God and some try to curse me.
Different voices shall proceed from your mouth for each spirit forced to manifest
Other manifestations may take place
The prayers will be stopped at this stage
All the prayers shall be audible and prayed only in the name of Jesus

The process needs to be recorded because you may be too ashamed to declare publicly there is a God.
Also because as soon as demons start manifestations you may lose consciousness and when you come to and not know what has happened before hand
Also because people will not believe except they see signs and wonders
So it will be recorded and anybody can click on the meeting link to watch the recorded encounter with God power.

The only thing I will want you to say is, if indeed the God of Abraham recorded in the Bible have made the created universe, visit me in this hour.
If none of these things highlighted here does not happen, I will still cling to God but would have handed you a great weapon to destroy Christians and Christianity.
But don't worry I see God doing more than those and have seen Him doing it for about 20 years now
Thanks
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 5:46pm On Jun 11, 2020
DragnetisaKuk:

Yes, he's the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He created everything both seen and unseen, both spiritual and physical.

I know this because he told me.0 smiley

You will be a good evangelist for Christ before long. I do hope you will join the power encounter most fervently
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 6:12pm On Jun 11, 2020
jimiobanta:


Thanks for your questions. Your name will not be required.
Deliverance will not take place within the imposed time frame
But the power of God within this period will come upon you.
The results of this power coming upon you as I pray may include any or all of the following

You may thrash about falling or fainting as the power of God works on you
Evil spirits behind atheism in all volunteer will be forced to manifest
Fire shall be called upon them and/or any other judgment I'm inspired to pronounce upon them
They (evil spirits) will cry out, tears may or may not fall freely from your eyes, some of these spirits will blasphem God and some try to curse me.
Different voices shall proceed from your mouth for each spirit forced to manifest
Other manifestations may take place
The prayers will be stopped at this stage
All the prayers shall be audible and prayed only in the name of Jesus

The process needs to be recorded because you may be too ashamed to declare publicly there is a God.
Also because as soon as demons start manifestations you may lose consciousness and when you come to and not know what has happened before hand
Also because people will not believe except they see signs and wonders
So it will be recorded and anybody can click on the meeting link to watch the recorded encounter with God power.

The only thing I will want you to say is, if indeed the God of Abraham recorded in the Bible have made the created universe, visit me in this hour.
If none of these things highlighted here does not happen, I will still cling to God but would have handed you a great weapon to destroy Christians and Christianity.
But don't worry I see God doing more than those and have seen Him doing it for about 20 years now
Thanks

So if none of these things you outlined happens will you still publish it?

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 6:50pm On Jun 11, 2020
LordReed:


So if none of these things you outlined happens will you still publish it?

I will publish irrespective of outcome

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Dantedasz(m): 7:53pm On Jun 11, 2020
Xmuslim:
lol! It's really a comedy thread grin.


The guy is a nutter and a clown but he is entertaining. I give him that.
Just a little de javu,I have seen guys like this on these boards over the years. One said he could raise a dead man,another one claimed he could grow an amputated limb back.Even a few months ago jesusjnr pulled this kind of silly stunt. It all ended in failure,just the same way what this jimiobanta is proposing will end in failure.
Like I say all the time christians/religionists are pure comedy central in capital letters!

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 8:39pm On Jun 11, 2020
jimiobanta:


I will publish irrespective of outcome

Ok but if I have any other concerns I'll let you know. Is there anything else I should know?
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 8:53am On Jun 12, 2020
Dantedasz:



The guy is a nutter and a clown but he is entertaining. I give him that.
Just a little de javu,I have seen guys like this on these boards over the years. One said he could raise a dead man,another one claimed he could grow an amputated limb back.Even a few months ago jesusjnr pulled this kind of silly stunt. It all ended in failure,just the same way what this jimiobanta is proposing will end in failure.
Like I say all the time christians/religionists are pure comedy central in capital letters!

Join us too so you can have so much more to write
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 8:58am On Jun 12, 2020
LordReed:


Ok but if I have any other concerns I'll let you know. Is there anything else I should know?

Nothing for now. Thanks
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 1:32pm On Jun 16, 2020
Xmuslim:
lol! You are really fighting for your weak god grin.

I will prove your god wrong again because he will not answer this your prayer.

I state it again. I dare your imaginary god to do his worse. cool.

Sango and amadioha are more real than your god grin

Your god that can't save a girl from being raped to death. SMH

Your imaginary god can't deliver me via text prayer or audio but you are thinking he will be able to punish me via same media. You must be a joke grin
Dantedasz:



The guy is a nutter and a clown but he is entertaining. I give him that.
Just a little de javu,I have seen guys like this on these boards over the years. One said he could raise a dead man,another one claimed he could grow an amputated limb back.Even a few months ago jesusjnr pulled this kind of silly stunt. It all ended in failure,just the same way what this jimiobanta is proposing will end in failure.
Like I say all the time christians/religionists are pure comedy central in capital letters!
DragnetisaKuk:

Yes, he's the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He created everything both seen and unseen, both spiritual and physical.

I know this because he told me.0 smiley
LordReed:


Ok but if I have any other concerns I'll let you know. Is there anything else I should know?
DragnetisaKuk:

Yes, he's the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He created everything both seen and unseen, both spiritual and physical.

I know this because he told me.0 smiley


Adejimi Mudasiru Obanta is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Deliverance For The Atheist
Time: Jun 19, 2020 12:01 PM West Central Africa

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/71338266919?pwd=bS9yUEhaZElvMHNERUZWZEx1c0E5QT09

Meeting ID: 713 3826 6919
Password: 12345


Every other atheist not quoted is also invited. Let's get to the bottom of the matter once and for all.
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 3:00pm On Jun 16, 2020
jimiobanta:



Adejimi Mudasiru Obanta is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Deliverance For The Atheist
Time: Jun 19, 2020 12:01 PM West Central Africa

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/71338266919?pwd=bS9yUEhaZElvMHNERUZWZEx1c0E5QT09

Meeting ID: 713 3826 6919
Password: 12345


Every other atheist not quoted is also invited. Let's get to the bottom of the matter once and for all.

It's on. Barring any unforseen circumstances.
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Xmuslim: 4:26pm On Jun 16, 2020
jimiobanta:



Adejimi Mudasiru Obanta is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Deliverance For The Atheist
Time: Jun 19, 2020 12:01 PM West Central Africa

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/71338266919?pwd=bS9yUEhaZElvMHNERUZWZEx1c0E5QT09

Meeting ID: 713 3826 6919
Password: 12345


Every other atheist not quoted is also invited. Let's get to the bottom of the matter once and for all.

I can't show my face for personal reasons. If I can join audio ONLY, I will join the meeting.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 8:20pm On Jun 16, 2020
Xmuslim:


I can't show my face for personal reasons. If I can join audio ONLY, I will join the meeting.

In that case you will not be spotlighted, so you won't appear in recording
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 9:13am On Jun 19, 2020
Today is our day of divine encounter with the God of Abraham, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit at noon.
Duration is 40mins. All atheists on nairaland up to the number of 98 are welcome. Let's go there
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Missyajoke(f): 10:52am On Jun 19, 2020
jimiobanta:
This thread will equip weak and gullible Christians to combat the antics of atheists.
Both atheists and Christians are in for an education


You're missing it OP the Bible says" Come unto to me all ye that labour and are heavy leaden and I shall give you rest" it didn't say drag them unto me. You can't force anyone to follow Christ. The works of a Christian is to Preach the Word while the Holy Spirit helps to minister to a person.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Missyajoke(f): 10:58am On Jun 19, 2020
jimiobanta:


I can perceive that you are a pseudo Christian and a corrupter of the word of God.
I would love to minister to someone like you in deliverance by God's power and see the composition of the demonic group working in you. You are with your contentive fellow assigned knowingly or unknowingly. Your presence is not welcome. Kindly take your arguments to another thread. Thanks




I cannot remember asking for your permission to start this thread, kindly keep your advice to yourself. Thanks




Are you sure you're here because of atheists or you're craving for attention.
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 12:10pm On Jun 19, 2020
jimiobanta:
Today is our day of divine encounter with the God of Abraham, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit at noon.
Duration is 40mins. All atheists on nairaland up to the number of 98 are welcome. Let's go there

Hey I am ready o, you've not started the meeting.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Xmuslim: 12:11pm On Jun 19, 2020
jimiobanta:



Adejimi Mudasiru Obanta is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Deliverance For The Atheist
Time: Jun 19, 2020 12:01 PM West Central Africa

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/71338266919?pwd=bS9yUEhaZElvMHNERUZWZEx1c0E5QT09

Meeting ID: 713 3826 6919
Password: 12345


Every other atheist not quoted is also invited. Let's get to the bottom of the matter once and for all.

I have logged in awaiting the host

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2020
Xmuslim:


I have logged in awaiting the host

Same here.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 12:32pm On Jun 19, 2020
Xmuslim:


I have logged in awaiting the host

The meeting has started.
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 12:36pm On Jun 19, 2020
Xmuslim:


I have logged in awaiting the host

Hello my network is clear, you can join the meeting
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Xmuslim: 12:41pm On Jun 19, 2020
jimiobanta:


Hello my network is clear, you can join the meeting
ok
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by jimiobanta(m): 8:19am On Jun 20, 2020
Results of zoom encounter

There were three participants, myself, @lord reed, and xmuslim who joined late.

There were no demonic manifestations observable from them. The zoom recording failed to load to YouTube but will be done within the next few days

Conclusions

I have seen God moving in great power over the years on behalf of those who diligently seek Him in ways which if I describe here may be thought an exaggeration.
In our meeting, He excised His sovereignty to do as He pleases.

The thread remains open and I will conclude the write up started
Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 9:28am On Jun 20, 2020
jimiobanta:
Results of zoom encounter

There were three participants, myself, @lord reed, and xmuslim who joined late.

There were no demonic manifestations observable from them. The zoom recording failed to load to YouTube but will be done within the next few days

Conclusions

I have seen God moving in great power over the years on behalf of those who diligently seek Him in ways which if I describe here may be thought an exaggeration.
In our meeting, He excised His sovereignty to do as He pleases.

The thread remains open and I will conclude the write up started

Or perhaps there are no supernatural elements interacting to produce the effects you supposed would be seen.

I always stand ready to be proved wrong but as for now I still believe there are no supernatural characters and it is all a figment of your imagination.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Dantedasz(m): 9:44am On Jun 20, 2020
jimiobanta:



The results of this power coming upon you as I pray may include any or all of the following

You may thrash about falling or fainting as the power of God works on you
Evil spirits behind atheism in all volunteer will be forced to manifest
Fire shall be called upon them and/or any other judgment I'm inspired to pronounce upon them
They (evil spirits) will cry out, tears may or may not fall freely from your eyes, some of these spirits will blasphem God and some try to curse me.
Different voices shall proceed from your mouth for each spirit forced to manifest
Other manifestations may take place
The prayers will be stopped at this stage
All the prayers shall be audible and prayed only in the name of Jesus

The process needs to be recorded because you may be too ashamed to declare publicly there is a God.
Also because as soon as demons start manifestations you may lose consciousness and when you come to and not know what has happened before hand
Also because people will not believe except they see signs and wonders
So it will be recorded and anybody can click on the meeting link to watch the recorded encounter with God power.

The only thing I will want you to say is, if indeed the God of Abraham recorded in the Bible have made the created universe, visit me in this hour.
If none of these things highlighted here does not happen, I will still cling to God but would have handed you a great weapon to destroy Christians and Christianity.
But don't worry I see God doing more than those and have seen Him doing it for about 20 yearsnow



Wtf??
Come jimiobanta, you mean there was no falling and thrashing? No loud cries as demons of atheism came forth screaming:~~JESUS IS LORD!!?
INCREDIBLE!!!
I will not believe this until I hear from Lordreed and Xmuslim.
What a joke.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Bacteriologist(m): 9:54am On Jun 20, 2020
Dantedasz:




Wtf??
Come jimiobanta, you mean there was no falling and thrashing? No loud cries as demons of atheism came forth screaming:~~JESUS IS LORD!!
INCREDIBLE!!!




grin grin

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Dantedasz(m): 10:05am On Jun 20, 2020
Bacteriologist:


grin grin



Yes ooo.
This was billed as the destruction of the demons of atheism only comparable to the display of Elijah versus the prophets of Baal!!

Like I said before we have seen Christian clowns like this guy before on these threads. They always run away in the end when their invisible god fails them as usual. Engaging them is an exercise in futility and a complete waste of everybody's time. I praise those who took their time out of their busy schedules to witness the charade.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 10:19am On Jun 20, 2020
Dantedasz:




Wtf??
Come jimiobanta, you mean there was no falling and thrashing? No loud cries as demons of atheism came forth screaming:~~JESUS IS LORD!!?
INCREDIBLE!!!
I will not believe this until I hear from Lordreed and Xmuslim.
What a joke.




LoL! That would have been a video worthy of Hollywood billing.

Anyways nothing happened that's just it.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by Dantedasz(m): 10:31am On Jun 20, 2020
LordReed:


LoL! That would have been a video worthy of Hollywood billing.

Anyways nothing happened that's just it.

I KNEW nothing would happen but I commend you for taking time to participate.

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Re: Deliverance For The Atheist by LordReed(m): 10:34am On Jun 20, 2020
Dantedasz:


I KNEW nothing would happen but I commend you for taking time to participate.

I wasn't surprised but it's good to give them a chance to prove what they believe. It might be instructive to someone some day.

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