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| Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS(op): 8:05am On Jul 10, 2020 |
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC! [i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME... Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while. Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC... The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing. I was like what..?. But she kept laughing. The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday. Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning.. I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable. Ohhh! God, what a Woman..! Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy. 145 Likes 20 Shares
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| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by DavidEsq(m): 8:13am On Jul 10, 2020 |
 . Small play, OP don cut chain 170 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by wisethoughts(m): 8:19am On Jul 10, 2020 |
What? Is that a real python? 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS(op): 8:22am On Jul 10, 2020 |
DavidEsq:U dey Laugh.... No Worry naaa You needed to have seen me that very moment. I was fixated to the earth because I was almost close and never expected it. This one is beyond rhetorics or play.... 88 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Callertunez: 8:26am On Jul 10, 2020 |
dead or alive  |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Oldoinyolengai(m): 8:33am On Jul 10, 2020*. Modified: 4:11pm On Aug 23, 2021 |
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's relationship with the snake. A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history. MODIFIED: Spiritually, a Woman and Snake symbolize good things like fertility, wisdom, health, etc. 846 Likes 58 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS(op): 8:38am On Jul 10, 2020*. Modified: 9:24am On Jul 10, 2020 |
Oldoinyolengai: .I just have to plan her too. But I really need something weird.. Octopus preferably..!! Or what do you suggest..? 47 Likes |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by DavidEsq(m): 11:27am On Jul 10, 2020 |
APOPTOSIS: 15 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by EmmaNuella77(f): 3:22pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
The cistern is sparkling 266 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS(op): 3:41pm On Jul 10, 2020*. Modified: 8:25pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
EmmaNuella77:Thank u. Neat Apartments give me orgasm. And I do the cleaning myself. I wouldn't like a situation where, I will be running Helter-Skelter when visitors or friends storm my apartment unannounced. I always want to be confident asking someone to assist me in getting something from my house. 496 Likes 24 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by EmmaNuella77(f): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
APOPTOSIS:You're doing well. 361 Likes 11 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Ginaz(f): 3:57pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Awwww you guys are so fun!! More marriage life to you dears!  105 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS(op): 4:00pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
EmmaNuella77:Yes . She's very hardworking and focused. I can't imagine her doing that as well. I clean the Apartment and get it fixed and habitable. Sometimes I cook too before leaving the house. 146 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by APOPTOSIS(op): 4:05pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Ginaz:I knew my Wife is capable of such. The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice. Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed. While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms. I almost convulsed. Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature. I have started planning her as well. 444 Likes 22 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by dumininu01(m): 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
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| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Oldoinyolengai(m): 4:18pm On Jul 10, 2020*. Modified: 9:43pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
APOPTOSIS:  2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by ModestGal(f): 4:40pm On Jul 10, 2020*. Modified: 7:54am On Jul 11, 2020 |
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife. Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it) Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached. Who else do that? 58 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Ginaz(f): 6:01pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
APOPTOSIS:Well I think I have a plan*wink wink* Why not wear a black gown, hide in a shadowy place without her knowledge and creep up on her ? That would give her a fright !  12 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Fidelismaria: 6:18pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
lol fun couple 18 Likes |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Blackpearlous(f): 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
I think your wife is cool and at the same time crazy 46 Likes |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by lammylam(f): 7:39pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Now this is cute! But the snake part is creepy! Happy couple 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Clinghton: 7:58pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
There is a relationship with snake among them. 12 Likes |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by bukatyne(f): 8:04pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Clinghton:Hahahahahahahaha! Some people are very very naughty E. G. OP's wife. 8 Likes |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Sunnycliff(m): 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
You should be observant these days. Expensive joke by Wify tho 1 Like |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Slawormir: 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020*. Modified: 9:08pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Damnnnnn niggarrr Isoright APOPTOSIS:Ogbeni use a flying cockroaches if possible Girls fear cockroach die especially the flying one 50 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Nigerianleleyi0: 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
God� If not for the sacrifices of your mother's Grand father during his time An extra hole would have been added onto you Only God knows if it would have been before your asshole or directly beside it. 11 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by Amspecial: 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
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| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by tillaman(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Oh shiiit |
| Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by tunjilomo(m): 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Lalasticlala's sister 42 Likes 5 Shares |
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