you guys should be careful with all these pranks, its not safe in the long run, by the way, the cistern is sparkling.......

SweetCunt97:
Sounds like an oyibo wife.

Naija-Igbo.

Small play with a live snake?? You gotta be kidding me!!


O pari

Alexaonfleek:
haba!!!!
Small play and you're already calling her possessed
See why marriages in Nigeria lack vibes and the couples just dey dull themselves there

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright



Ogbeni use a flying cockroaches if possible
Girls fear cockroach die especially the flying one

That flying cockroach is something else. I like to kill normal ones that run around but that flying one ehn. Chai

Prank? Dats a no no

Hmm. Where do y’all live?

Ok o. But I hope you’re right sha.


O pari

APOPTOSIS:

BROS, calm down.
It came as a shock 2me.
Here, PEOPLE bring PYTHONS home to wake their loved ones.
Nothing Spiritual about it.
She removed it herself and handed it over to an Animal care expert who doubles as a nearby neighbor.
Later confided in me that she colluded with him to do such.
I have never felt such a shock in a long time.

I am a deliverance minister, so I know all these things, trust me on that one.


O pari

Mftivi:
Warris all dis pls

Demons are real. And they possess people, believe it or not.


O pari

eni4real:
Won de

Icon79:
Demons are real. And they possess people, believe it or not.


O pari

Demonologist

marisdgreat:

most nairaland guys no dey clean toilets at all, their own na to shit n leave am for their partners to clean up. thumbs up for ur neatness

Hmmm... Pls if you have visited most nairaland guys, don't forget my address, I am even having a house party tomorrow.

Pa3cia:

Swears!!
Me too.

Sure? But diiks look like snakes.

Python is not venomous! A baby python is the safest animal you can touch or handle.

Laugh it off. Your wife has a great sense of humor.

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached

Someone like me.

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

I love clean toilets and bathrooms. Kudos

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Johnson5258:
Egbon, no scatter house naaa

;DWow, live snake or dead? What kind of joke is that? Do snake look like toy? Bro , try and set her up with a lion then, i think that will be more funny

APOPTOSIS:
Yes . She's very hardworking and focused. I can't imagine her doing that as well. I clean the Apartment and get it fixed and habitable. Sometimes I cook too before leaving the house.

your wife is lucky

APOPTOSIS:

I will do that.
But OCTOPUS will be better.
Want to go for it....
Her birthday is in November.

Ehmmmmm....OP, please octopuses are one of the most venomous marine animals. Please be careful so that it doesn't result in something bad. You can use something else, or maybe use a dead octopus.

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached

You are so me sis. Growing up, I dreamt about it every single night, every night. I always woke up with fear. I prayed and did all sort, it didn't stop. Even if it stops, Whenever I made love with a woman, it starts again, any woman for that matter. At a time, I crossed my mind. I would wake up from the dream and just relax. Now it has stopped, but if I look at it from a picture or real for a minute, huge chances are I might see it in my dreams again. I so hate it. Did I even mention the fact that the dreams started (from my observation) from when I was always playing the Nokia snake games? It was like an obsession to me then. Immediately Nat-Geo wide shows anything of such, goose pimples will flood my body, if I can't find the remote close by, I switch the TV off

MasterRahl:

Ehmmmmm....OP, please octopuses are one of the most venomous marine animals. Please be careful so that it doesn't result in something bad. You can use something else, or maybe use a dead octopus.

Okkkk
Are they venomous...?
Or are you trying to talk about Jellyfish..?
Anyway thanks for that Advice.
I will get a Halloween Mask.... a very scary one.....
.... and do the needful.
I still inspect the WC closely before using it...
That Fear still lurks around

Your wife is too much. How did she carry a live snake. Oh my God!!! The prank will backfire for me

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

Big black Love Machine

Rough play wey una dey play so eh.

smallsmall:


It may sound funny to you right now but be assured that your Wife and your Mother in-law have perfected the plan that she wont stab you to death or poison you as most women usually do to their husband, she will just ensure you suffer a HEART ATTACK/SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME, one of these days.

keep laughing o, you hear.

Jeez, your mind is sooo evil.

I'm not surprised though, as a man thinketh, so is he.

eni4real:
Demonologist

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You are damn funny.

Yes oooooo, he is a Demonologist.


I hate people who attach so much seriousness or spirituality to everything.

My own turn na life snake I go use for her,make she see as e dh bi ;DMy own turn na life snake I go use for her,make she see as e dh bi

Hahahaha...very funny couple

HandsomeBlack:
So she handled a live snake....hmmm. When you catch Nneka the snake girl and she says 'April Fool!!!'

Wow!

APOPTOSIS:
Hmmmmm Sounds Preposterous. Anyway, their Family is exceptional. In my next world, I will marry from such a Family. Highly Educated, and Well travelled Family. Zero meddling in my Family Affairs.

APOPTOSIS:

Naija-Igbo.

You have disappointed them. They only see white women as the deal. Enjoy your marriage, Nwanne.
I love that you play with your wife.

dramatic wife. just know that know matter wwhat you will be doing to her she won't be scared or frightened. just emjoy d play like dat jeje

My babe loves snakes and I love her.

So, I told her if she's getting a snake, I'm getting a cat and a dog. She hates cats in particular.

But someone need to start getting comfortable with snakes.

wait o, what if you sat down to poop without really looking into the WC, and while you at it, the snake limps up to bite ur dangling balls...nawa for this Una play o...