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After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by damiloladuke: 2:18pm On Aug 08, 2020
A Nigerian man has taken to Twitter to narrate his experience after just 14 days of marriage to his wife.

In a post he made on the social media platform, he wrote on his anticipation before marriage and how everything doesn't seem to appear as it was painted by his advisers.

Read his post below:
https://twitter.com/iamthe_eagle/status/1292034291933884416

Few things I have experienced in my first 14days of marriage.

When I decided to tie the knot, one of the first things a friend told me was... “Guy, you don get license to Mekwe without guilt.”

I gave a big grin �

Brethren, grab a seat.
Issa thread �
I’m not gonna lie like some motivational speakers, I was very excited about the idea of guilt free sex.

Imagine the thrill of NOT begging God for forgiveness after a wonderful session of Mekwe.

Hearing the Angels compliment you as you take every stroke.
The confidence in taking communion in church and winking at your partner that you just sent to high heavens few minutes before service.

The beauty of receiving instant satisfaction from your partner when Lord Stallion gives you signal.
All these things made me really excited. So excited that I started preparing Tiger nut juice and drinking bitters few days to the wedding so I don’t fail Lord Stallion.

All preparations were very important and proved very effective but little did I know that after the thrill of orgasm from mind blowing Mekwe, I will need something more to keep the marriage going.
If I had married because of fine face, big boobs and apple bottom ass alone, I would have been very exhausted at that moment.

(All those assets are still very important. It has a way of motivating you. You get �)
I realised all those fantasies were just a pinch of what marriage was all about. what happens next is what will shape your forever after.

That’s where marrying your best friend comes very handy.
When you marry your friend there will never be a dull moment. You guys will joke over any and every thing. You won’t even need to go out to have fun or create happiness.
A lot of compromising will be needed as well.

It is at that point you will realise that twitter standards starts and ends on the timeline. Hard guy will happily go to the market and prepare dinner, hard girl will join Baba to watch football instead of Zee world.
Hard guy will gleefully wash undies and take clothes to the washing machine. Not to talk of late night massages when madam feels stressed.
The best thing that can happen to anyone is spending the rest of your life with someone that matches your sense of humor.

Imagine farting in front of your partner and he/she retaliates with a more offensive fart � rather than getting offended. That’s pure bliss.

In the aspect of planning and finances, you’ll spend time discussing everything before spending. (God gave women specialty in planning, I must confess)
If you don’t listen to your wife’s advice before spending, you will spend money on unnecessary stuffs and dem go cheat you tire.

Even as friends, respect for each other is very important. That’s the oil that keeps the marriage going.

Simple words like ‘please’ ‘sorry’ and ‘thank you’ will make a whole lot of difference.

Challenges will come but when you stick together, you will overcome anything.
In the aspect of Mekwe, improving your skills is very important and lasting long is importanter. Be the best porn star for each other.

Lastly, nothing is impossible with prayers. A couple that prays together will always stick together. Join your hands and pray together everyday. Don’t be that man that depends on a WarRoom kind of Wife.

I’m 2weeks on this journey, and there’s much more to learn.

Keep Soaring.�
It’s my Wife’s Birthday � ❤️


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3rh1Ra-3Rw

https://twitter.com/iamthe_eagle/status/1292034291933884416

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 08, 2020
You try

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by GboyegaD(m): 2:20pm On Aug 08, 2020
Good experience, I pray their joy never cease.

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Blackmoran(m): 2:23pm On Aug 08, 2020
Op you too like zee world, and romantic novel, I guess you have watch Diego and paloma before?

Keep dreaming hope you wake up soon..

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by TechDaddy(m): 2:27pm On Aug 08, 2020
Fart in my presence when you're not mad?

You better go to the loo or take some fruits before you bastardize my lungs. lipsrsealed

Let's respect ourselves biko!!

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Karlifate: 2:28pm On Aug 08, 2020
IF you desire marriage, marry a compatible partner cos IF you marry an incompatible partner, it will be like COVID-19, the daily cases will just keep on increasing.

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Thelucifer666(m): 2:29pm On Aug 08, 2020
If your main motivation to get married is because of sex then that marriage will crash in less than a year.

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Nobody: 2:53pm On Aug 08, 2020
Congratulations.
Yawns undecided

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Officialgarri: 3:00pm On Aug 08, 2020
I have booked space already hoping to read something thrilling.

However, based on my intellectual capacity, and my vast knowledge and wisdom, tactically, calculated, right from the beginning of time, especially in the light of proverbs, mandate and authorization, I have come to a concentrated and definite and profound conclusion that I actually still have nothing to say

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by GOFRONT(m): 3:00pm On Aug 08, 2020
So many big boobs, perfect round asses, figure 8 out there in town......I dont even know which one to make as best friend talk more of marrying her......

Temptation everywhere I go...

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by DaddyRochie1642: 3:08pm On Aug 08, 2020
Blackmoran:
Op you too like zee world, and romantic novel, I guess you have watch Diego and paloma before?

Keep dreaming hope you wake up soon..



grin grin

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by DaddyRochie1642: 3:10pm On Aug 08, 2020
When He gets tired of her KPEKUS, He'll Open another thread grin grin

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Nobody: 3:13pm On Aug 08, 2020
This is the sole reason partners must be spiritually, physically, mentally, psycologically, socially, self educationally, and financially fit before approaching God's alter for His seal.

The fitness in all sphere gives birth to soulful connection (mental friendship), and connection births transparency, and transparency births communication, and communication births good family construction. Many marriages (Christian marriages inclusively) cracks or shakes or staggers or shatters or falls due to partial connections, and it is declared unfit..

Physical appearances and tastes are still powerless when partners are not fit and ready in all spheres..

-And to those who always think every marital problem is to cast or to bind or is absence of Christ in it, you are polluting and killing your spirituality with ignorance...

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Tina001(f): 3:56pm On Aug 08, 2020
Just two weeks in marriage and this one has turned himself to a Marriage Counselor. Mtcheew undecided

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by dingbang(m): 4:04pm On Aug 08, 2020
Very true..marry someone who you can relate with.

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Powerfly(f): 4:28pm On Aug 08, 2020
Wash panties and cook?
Trust me.. Alpha males and Redpillers won't like this post.. They won't take this funny. They will call you a simp.

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Justdogood(m): 4:32pm On Aug 08, 2020
See this Op oooooo.


2weeks into a life time journey, you are already writing an epistle.
Na hin be say when una go do 5years anniversary your write up will be bigger than the oxford advanced learners Dictionary of modern English.

Wetin reverend Father no go see for nkechi mouth during communion?

Guy hold your advice. Ring us back next 5yrs or 10yrs make we here as hin dey sound then.
Who no know, no know.
The only institution that gives you certificate before attending it.
Hmmmm

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Paulscholari(m): 4:54pm On Aug 08, 2020
Two weeks and you've grown fat grin na wa.
Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Nobody: 5:00pm On Aug 08, 2020
Marry your friend!!!! There's nothing like it. I miss my ex. "*wish I married you max** it would have been fun all the way.

If you guys are friends, anything but cheating goes. Even farting in each others presence won't be an issue. You turn it to scores. I remember the day my ex farted so loud and I told him I didn't like it and he said i should answer him Sir whenever he farts. cheesy like seriously?? shocked shocked.. an MD of a Hotel for that matter. So I said ehennn.. let the game begin and he jokinly said look, if you try it, Mme gbu gi egbu lol... And we both laughed it off. You know? That kind of freedom with your spouse. Not someone who so uptight and takes every little thing serious like Hitler.


Oga continue to enjoy your marriage.

Nice one.

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by AustineJohn908(m): 5:14pm On Aug 08, 2020
marriage I fear

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Bola146(f): 5:17pm On Aug 08, 2020
Marriage is sweet when you get married to your best friend.

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 08, 2020
LMAO.
I didn't read it but I know what it'll look like grin
Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by awumen: 5:28pm On Aug 08, 2020
Why I admit that two weeks is not yet the beginning of the marriage but I hope Op will give us more interesting gist on their 3-5 anniversary. We don old for the journey (16yrs) beautiful journey all the way but with each comes with their own ups and down

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by vivypretty(f): 5:44pm On Aug 08, 2020
Stop saying 2 weeks in marriage and his already dishing out marriage tips. There are people who didn't last up to 2 weeks before going there separate ways, besides the unmarried folks can learn that marriage gives you a guilt free *** experience, if nothing else. grin

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Lordfranklin(m): 6:03pm On Aug 08, 2020
Tina001:
Just two weeks in marriage and this one has turned himself to a Marriage Counselor. Mtcheew undecided
I wonder o

Make baba calm down resist the urge to shalaye fess

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Sagtop: 6:06pm On Aug 08, 2020
Lol

Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by pretydiva(f): 6:07pm On Aug 08, 2020
Best write up I have read this year

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by tayo200(m): 6:09pm On Aug 08, 2020
i love people that says the truth.. free mekwe is pure Bliss.. like me now, on a Sunday morning, after getting dressed for church, I'll quickly up her skirt and give her one or two.. before going to work, everyday, one or two.. I just pray I marry someone that likes it too.. marriage should be sweet abeg... just marry your best friend..

btw I'm single and searching

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by mariahAngel(f): 6:10pm On Aug 08, 2020
Unfortunately these days, couples are all about different sex styles.

Na for marriage e go shock them

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Re: After 14 Days Of Marriage, Nigerian Man Shares His Experience by Patrioticman007(m): 6:10pm On Aug 08, 2020
G man

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