TechDaddy:


Look. It's not everyone that can tolerate that. These are the kind of things that make you lose respect.

You are not mature enough to get married

The average Nigerian mentality is misshapen by religious balderdash. If two consenting adults have sex, it is no sin against anybody.
They keep praying for forgiveness and continue doing the same things they claim they've been forgiven of. Nigerian hypocrites use religion to cover their wickedness. @ OP, there must arise challenges but a good start is halfway the journey. Kudos, and I wish you both a happy married life.

Blackmoran:
Op you too like zee world, and romantic novel, I guess you have watch Diego and paloma before?

Keep dreaming hope you wake up soon..

Lol, you be badt guy aswear...that OP go still come finish his Part Two story he put up there...

Thelucifer666:
If your main motivation to get married is because of sex then that marriage will crash in less than a year.

Based on experience, there are just some good fortunes that comes with having sex naturally. Things don't just seems right when I have the loooooong break after breakup

And my entanglement is always with sisters in the Lord. They won't just allow somebody to enjoy free gift of nature.

Marriage vocab," Mekwe,"......comes with the territory.
Besst friends...that I don't know.....
2-weeks, that 26- stories per year, so keep us posted.....
It's a hustle, not a fart comp.
Wait let kids and life's true realities like loss of finance, job,hot secretary when in conflict with madam, house and rent issues, wifey chubbiness.......come
.....keep God first....
He will keep what he's put together...

This kind of marriage usually collapse. Because you don marry for 2 weeks now, we no go hear word again. Just 2 weeks, you don dey lecture us. Lmao.

By the time the storms come, you go hear weeenn. The problem be say, as him dey feel Mr. perfect, dey preach, he will also be good to conceal the bad and making believe even when all is not well until the whole thing collapse.

Officialgarri:
I have booked space already hoping to read something thrilling.

However, based on my intellectual capacity, and my vast knowledge and wisdom, tactically, calculated, right from the beginning of time, especially in the light of proverbs, mandate and authorization, I have come to a concentrated and definite and profound conclusion that I actually still have nothing to say

Hahahahaha, if after saying all this you do not know you have said something, your medulla oblangata needs to be reset with a sledgehammer!

14 days! Is not enough tym to start giving advise ok! Come back after 3 yrs! And tell us.ur.sweet story of marriage by that time.kids would.have.flooded ur house!

Reading all these comments got me cracking.
Damn Nairaland is so addictive yet educating.

Marriage that will still fail :-D

Congratulations.Marry your friend who is understanding.

Thelucifer666:
If your main motivation to get married is because of sex then that marriage will crash in less than a year.

He kept talking about sex as if he got married bcus he wanted a guilt free sex and why wish his wife happy birthday on nairaland sef.

Calling fir unnecessary attention

Holistically correct!
Thanks and God bless u more

Rubbish! Come back after 2 years of marriage and let's hear you sing another tune

freeborn02:


You are not mature enough to get married

So two grown adults releasing hot farts at themselves is what you call maturity? SMH!

TechDaddy:


So two grown adults releasing hot farts at themselves is what you call maturity? SMH!

It is a sign that you are accepting each other as you are.

It is a sign that you are accepting the irrevocable facts that both of you are imperfect and that you are ready to accept both the perfections and imperfections of the other person.

If you can't accept your wife farting in your presence, then you should never assent to the "for better for worse clause" in marriage.

freeborn02:


It is a sign that you are accepting each other as you are.

It is a sign that you are accepting the irrevocable facts that both of you are imperfect and that you are ready to accept both the perfections and imperfections of the other person.

If you can't accept your wife farting in your presence, then you should never assent to the "for better for worse clause" in marriage.

That's what you believe right? No problem. But not everyone thinks the way you do. If as my wife you do that in my presence by mistake, I may look away. But when it becomes a habit we will have serious issues.

TechDaddy:


That's what you believe right? No problem. But not everyone thinks the way you do. If as my wife you do that in my presence by mistake, I may look away. But when it becomes a habit we will have serious issues.

Then you are not ready for marriage.

Stay away from marriage and just have baby mamas that you can walk away from any time you choose.

Or shed that extra weight of immaturity before you ever venture into marriage.

Ebidosie ona ator

i think the guy who committed suicide is an alpha~male.
i'm not scared of rats..and about the husband issue.. As an alpha~male, you should understand.

Brachaa:
Marry your friend!!!! There's nothing like it. I miss my ex. "*wish I married you max** it would have been fun all the way.

If you guys are friends, anything but cheating goes. Even farting in each others presence won't be an issue. You turn it to scores. I remember the day my ex farted so loud and I told him I didn't like it and he said i should answer him Sir whenever he farts. like seriously?? .. an MD of a Hotel for that matter. So I said ehennn.. let the game begin and he jokinly said look, if you try it, Mme gbu gi egbu lol... And we both laughed it off. You know? That kind of freedom with your spouse. Not someone who so uptight and takes every little thing serious like Hitler.


Oga continue to enjoy your marriage.

Nice one.

Interesting.....so what happened? Why did you guys break up?

vivypretty:
Stop saying 2 weeks in marriage and his already dishing out marriage tips. There are people who didn't last up to 2 weeks before going there separate ways, besides the unmarried folks can learn that marriage gives you a guilt free *** experience, if nothing else.

LMAO, who told you guys feel any guilt, most guys, excluding me don't, my dear, that married guy must be some sissy.

This is nice.
Marriage doesn't mean you both wouldn't have your ups and downs but with God all good things are possible..
I and my husband have been separated 4 times in my 20 years old marriage of which my family always get amazed each the comes for reconciliation and I accept.
I took a vow which I must keep.
I forgive even when it hurts,age and time changes things.Now we live happily cos we've both learnt to overlook and compromise in some areas...
We now do daily devotional study together even when he's not around he sends us prayer topics via WhatsApp...
We've decided to make this marriage work with God .
Other people's opinion doesn't matter to us anymore...
A healthy marriage helps your spiritual growth

freeborn02:


Then you are not ready for marriage.

Stay away from marriage and just have baby mamas that you can walk away from any time you choose.

Or shed that extra weight of immaturity before you ever venture into marriage.

It's like you're high. Like I said, that's your opinion.

TechDaddy:



It's like you're high. Like I said, that's your opinion.

Whatever it is you call me doesn't describe whom or what I am.

Your line of reasoning is exactly why marriages fail these days.

You guys are always carried away by beautiful fantasies and only think of enjoying the goodies of marriage without giving attention to the not-so-bright aspects of marriage.

If you aren't ready to accept shiiit, then don't go into marriage. If not, you can will end up with divorce or turn your wife to a punching bag.

Happy married life Sir

freeborn02:


Whatever it is you call me doesn't describe whom or what I am.

Your line of reasoning is exactly why marriages fail these days.

You guys are always carried away by beautiful fantasies and only think of enjoying the goodies of marriage without giving attention to the not-so-bright aspects of marriage.

If you aren't ready to accept shiiit, then don't go into marriage. If not, you can will end up with divorce or turn your wife to a punching bag.

When I am ready to marry, I will. Whatever happens happens. I don't see how it should be your problem

TechDaddy:


When I am ready to marry, I will. Whatever happens happens. I don't see how it should be your problem

If you don't want people to comment on your absurd orientation about human relationship, you shouldn't have brought it to a public platform like this.

freeborn02:


If you don't want people to comment on your absurd orientation about human relationship, you shouldn't have brought it to a public platform like this.

Absurd? What the? Okay. Goodbye!

Officialgarri:
I have booked space already hoping to read something thrilling.

However, based on my intellectual capacity, and my vast knowledge and wisdom, tactically, calculated, right from the beginning of time, especially in the light of proverbs, mandate and authorization, I have come to a concentrated and definite and profound conclusion that I actually still have nothing to say

Mad o

Officialgarri:
I have booked space already hoping to read something thrilling.

However, based on my intellectual capacity, and my vast knowledge and wisdom, tactically, calculated, right from the beginning of time, especially in the light of proverbs, mandate and authorization, I have come to a concentrated and definite and profound conclusion that I actually still have nothing to say

Mad o

Just two weeks? Shut up ... Reopen the thread after two years!

mariahAngel:


Do you agree with married couple giving each other space once in a while?
Not space as in living separately....space as in "allow me catch my breath you're smoldering me" kinda space



You believe in astrology? Tell me more about December people let me confirm how accurate you are

your zodiac fall into saggitarius..Very interesting fire element....

Judging from knowing u here... u conform well with few I can relate.

1. You seek knowledge...I am sure of this.

2. Sharp tongue... I am laughing because I know a sentence being served...lol

3. You are witty...It reflects in some comments

4. Easily irritated, very obvious the way u attack some okoto meowww comments.

5. You cherish freedom, so u are definitely not the jealous type like that...I hope I am right?

6. Do u keep much friends?

7 You are blunt...

8. Do u love music like deep deep?


Just few I can decode...It would av been more, If I know u physically...