₦airaland Forum

Chii59:
Mad people everywhere.
The way some people throw away rationality in the face of pleasure. Imagine sex in someone else's parlour. Stupid people.

Fastestmanalive:
Either the story isn't real, or, in Slawormir voice

That guy is a real niggarrr

Blackmoran:
God forgive me oo, me I once had sex inside a church, it was a vigil night, and thanks to NEPA and the church was empty, me and babe decided to make use of the opportunity.. As they say make hay when the sun shine, but us were having fun when the moon rise..

Blackmoran:
God forgive me oo, me I once had sex inside a church, it was a vigil night, and thanks to NEPA and the church was empty, me and babe decided to make use of the opportunity.. As they say make hay when the sun shine, but us were having fun when the moon rise..

Chii59:
You're only supporting the notion that makes men look like beasts who only reason in the direction of their erections.
I hope you like that image?

Blackmoran:
God forgive me oo, me I once had sex inside a church, it was a vigil night, and thanks to NEPA and the church was empty, me and babe decided to make use of the opportunity.. As they say make hay when the sun shine, but us were having fun when the moon rise..

Blackmoran:
God forgive me oo, me I once had sex inside a church, it was a vigil night, and thanks to NEPA and the church was empty, me and babe decided to make use of the opportunity.. As they say make hay when the sun shine, but us were having fun when the moon rise..

J111333:
It is finished brotherly. You're going to hellfire on the last day and there's no stopping it. If I were you, I'll just continue in sin because there's no need turning a new leaf anymore when your rent free apartment in hell has already been built.

Chii59:
You're only supporting the notion that makes men look like beasts who only reason in the direction of their erections.
I hope you like that image?

goldensoul55:
I witnessed a man a lady have sex right in my presence and they never cared whether I was asleep or not.

This happenned many years ago after I finished writing my WAEC Exams , I went to visit my elder sister who just put to bed. There was this man who happens to be a regular visitor ,he had no job and was squatting with his brothers.
One day he came to visit as usual but I told him no one was at home as my sister and her husband took the baby to the clinic for vacine. This man refused to go ,he asked me to open the door that my sister's husband asked him to wait that he has some important documents to give to him.
While he was waiting I aid behind the sofa then I heard him calling his girlfriend , moments later she came and I laid on the floor behind the sofa and eventually fell asleep . I don't know how long I slept but I was awakened by the sound of kissing and moaning , i peeped unde the sofa , behold their legs were missing I looked towards the edge of the sofa ,and there it was -i found four legs . I was so pissed , how could he do this in someone's house , I waited for it to be over so I can stand up, so I kept checking under the sofa for their feet. Unfortunately this lasted for so long that I started making little sounds so they will know I'm awake ,but hey, they were such an idiot ,it was either they never heard or they never cared .standing up was not an option for me , I just laid there praying for my sister and her husband to walk in . I had to lay there and endure all the rubbish , they abused the sofa ,the lady 's vagina was so noisy , The romp finally ended . When they heard the sound of a car horn . It was my sister and her husband . You guys need to see how this idiot was acting cool, he was sweaty and claimed the house was too hot ,my sister's husband was busy telling him , kpele , you tried o, I thought you've gone sef, Lemme put on the Gen , make your self comfortable ...".
Na so I just dey vex , I couldn't tell my sister what the man did. I was still a virgin then, I was too ashame to narrate it to her . I sincerely wish I did because I later discovered the so called document he wanted to give him was his own CV he wanted him to help him submit at my in-laws office . But that was the last time I ever allowed that man to enter the house when no one was around , I kept telling him I cant find the house keys ,he later got the message ..
Has anyone experienced anything like this ?

etrange:
Why do Nigerians like doubles superlatives? Why would you say "most oddest"?

Apination:
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Most oddest? Like seriously .