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Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 1:00pm On Aug 17, 2020
Could you believe that I bought gifts for a girl, me? Chai!
What did I gain? Nothing.
Only I love you baby boo, is that what I'm going to eat?
Now I regret every of my actions.

Prayer point: Lord please deliver me from every simpintom.

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by solonubinho(m): 1:03pm On Aug 17, 2020
QueeenKKfire:
Could you believe that I bought gifts for a girl, me? Chai!
What did I gain? Nothing.
Only I love you baby boo, is that what I'm going to eat?
Now I regret every of my actions.

Prayer point: Lord please deliver me from every simpintom.

For I have forgiven thee. Go henceforth and simp no more.

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Scarfin(m): 1:04pm On Aug 17, 2020
QueeenKKfire:
Could you believe that I bought gifts for a girl, me? Chai!
What did I gain? Nothing.
Only I love you baby boo, is that what I'm going to eat?
Now I regret every of my actions.

Prayer point: Lord please deliver me from every simpintom.

Why does your name say Queen?
Are u lesbian?
or a transexual hermaphrodite male wannabe?

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by longetivity(m): 2:03pm On Aug 17, 2020
Crazy pipu full nairaland o

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Andrew13: 2:07pm On Aug 17, 2020
Nigerians will just learn new word and start misusing it SMH
Oh lord you nor get sense op

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 3:45pm On Aug 17, 2020
solonubinho:


For I have forgiven thee. Go henceforth and simp no more.
thank you sir

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 3:57pm On Aug 17, 2020
QueeenKKfire:
Could you believe that I bought gifts for a girl, me? Chai!
What did I gain? Nothing.
Only I love you baby boo, is that what I'm going to eat?
Now I regret every of my actions.

Prayer point: Lord please deliver me from every simpintom.

You are forgiven. Go and simp no more.
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 4:03pm On Aug 17, 2020
ALEX182:


You are forgiven. Go and simp no more.
amen
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Faber(m): 4:08pm On Aug 17, 2020
QueeenKKfire:
Could you believe that I bought gifts for a girl, me? Chai!
What did I gain? Nothing.
Only I love you baby boo, is that what I'm going to eat?
Now I regret every of my actions.

Prayer point: Lord please deliver me from every simpintom.

With the power vested on me as Nairaland Odumeje...I absolve you from all ur simps in the name of the Almighty God, Amen.

You are now a new born Redpiller grin
Sombori shout! Hallelujah! grin

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by ubunja(m): 4:25pm On Aug 17, 2020
Simposium
Simpington


Simping is a sin

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2020
Faber:


With the power vested on me as Nairaland Odumeje...I absolve you from all ur simps in the name of the Almighty God, Amen.

You are now a new born Redpiller grin
Sombori shout! Hallelujah! grin
Hallelujah
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 5:38pm On Aug 17, 2020
ubunja:
Simposium
Simpington


Simping is a sin
so correct sir
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by cooooooks(m): 6:19pm On Aug 17, 2020
Be straightforward. Don't buy gifts with the hope that she will respond in a certain way.

Nobody dey your mind.
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 7:40pm On Aug 17, 2020
cooooooks:
Be straightforward. Don't buy gifts with the hope that she will respond in a certain way.

Nobody dey your mind.
Did they force him to buy gift? Funny guy.

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 17, 2020
Your missisimping is forgiven go and simp no more cool
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 7:50pm On Aug 17, 2020
Chii59:

Did they force him to buy gift? Funny guy.
Oh gosh see her mouth for profile
She dey practice kiss wey she go give me when we finally meet wink chai smiley
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 8:47pm On Aug 17, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Oh gosh see her mouth for profile
She dey practice kiss wey she go give me when we finally meet wink chai smiley
kiss

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Oh gosh see her mouth for profile
She dey practice kiss wey she go give me when we finally meet wink chai smiley
simp

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 9:41pm On Aug 17, 2020
solonubinho:


For I have forgiven thee. Go henceforth and simp no more.
lmfao
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by proclinician: 9:47pm On Aug 17, 2020
Chii59:

kiss

Hehe see mouth they use in sucking out people's destiny.

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by NLSavage: 10:20pm On Aug 17, 2020
proclinician:


Hehe see mouth they use in sucking out people's destiny.
asin why
lol
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by IAmSkinny: 10:27pm On Aug 17, 2020
Buying a gift for a girl doesn't make you a SIMP, It's your intentions and expectations that make you one
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 10:31pm On Aug 17, 2020
IAmSkinny:
Buying a gift for a girl doesn't make you a SIMP, It's your intentions and expectations that make you one

Smh undecided
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 10:33pm On Aug 17, 2020
QueeenKKfire:
simp
Who talk to this 1 undecided
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Dreadlock69(m): 10:54pm On Aug 17, 2020
Redpillers:Master he has simped
Unbunja: Who haven't simp before should cast the first stone
Unbunja/Simp: Go and simp no more

All of us aff mad bayí

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by JoshOxborn: 11:39pm On Aug 17, 2020
Forgiveness is a sin, You this unrepentant and remorseless Premium Simp.

















*Laughs* Just kidding...
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 17, 2020
proclinician:


Hehe see mouth they use in sucking out people's destiny.
Just like I sucked yours undecided

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by GeneralKoko(m): 12:23am On Aug 18, 2020
Andrew13:
Nigerians will just learn new word and start misusing it

LMAO � grin Kuku kill me cheesy
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by proclinician: 7:15am On Aug 18, 2020
Chii59:

Just like I sucked yours undecided

Hehehe trust me you can't. My destiny is too corrosive.

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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by IAmSkinny: 9:24am On Aug 18, 2020
ALEX182:


Smh undecided
Keep shaking. I'm a core follower of Ubanja and Martinez. No where did they advocate against buying girls gifts. I think we're beginning to take this SIMP thing too extreme.
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by wisethoughts(m): 10:35am On Aug 18, 2020
Dreadlock69:
Redpillers:Master he has simped
Unbunja: Who haven't simp before should cast the first stone
Unbunja/Simp: Go and simp no more

All of us aff mad bayí
Lolcheesy
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Finnese001: 12:12pm On Aug 18, 2020
grin

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