South south is not safe . @ILegendd how are you protecting yourself from scams and crimes .Let's learn from you

Jafar1:
Are u trying to tell me u don't believe in jass??

Jazz has it time and place. Besides, jazz is hugely overrated. The real jazz are few and far in between existing. Take it from me and trust me, that jazz is a dying breed

MuttleyLaff:
Jazz has it time and place. Besides, jazz is hugely overrated. The real jazz are few and far in between existing. Take it from me and trust me, that jazz is a dying breed

Thats ur own belief i guess.

MuttleyLaff:
They came in two speed boats, via the lagoon. I wouldn't want my enemies or frenemies to go through the traumatic experience. We were lucky that for us, it was only a brown trousers moment. It easily could have been a strawberry jam clean up moment, like as happened to the miguard RIP

How do you know they were 40

Ilegend glad u know all is not well with naija
i used to think maybe u not feeling the heat as i always get told about the high rate of insecurity currently in naija,naira slump vs dollar and other problems
i can understand how u guys are faring over there with the lockdown and all
crime first high for naija
with the lockdown it has tripled
:Dand as for the fulani herdsmen able to get guns with ease to commit their crimes dat shouldnt surprise u nau
their brother is currently occupying Aso rock

Jafar1:
Thats ur own belief i guess.

Wake up and smell the coffee now. Who jazz epp? Who jazz lately epp? Like I asked iLegendd, I will ask you too. Give me a list of six things that from using jazz, it has positively benefited your hamlet/village/town/state and country?

thebosstrevor1:
How do you know they were 40

Counted. Also the police rounded all 40 of them up too.

iLegendd:
@Blabbermouth, it's really good to be prepared. I drafted a plan to mount CCTV cameras everywhere, but the low crime rate at the.

it is ur own gatemen that will even vandalise the cctv camera if u guys install it in ur lodge .the cctv cameras that jonathan installed in abuja while in office how far for it
all those hausa youths wey dey pick iron for street don vandalise many of the cameras and sell their parts

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@tunjilomo, I use more than 3 laptops, more than 3 memory cards, and more than 3 harddisk.

See, have you ever lost your files to the point you shed blood or at least, your eyes turned red within 2 minutes? I have been there.

In 2016 or 2017, I was coming from the studio after recording a song and at one of the 2 storey building were 3 men on police vest. They stopped me and I though they were police.

They took my phone and my memory (with all my files) one of them (the smallest one of not more than 19 years) wanted to pull trigger, but changed his mind. They acted too fast like criminals.

They pointed the guns on my head and ordered the young man who carried me to carry them. I thought it was over.

At this point of the operation, the entire street was scanty.

When they left, I stood on that empty road speechless. People started coming out and it was then they said those guys were kidnappers who came for the owner of house by the road.

When I told someone of the information in that memory card and how important they were to me, they laughed and said, "So, you're thinking of memory card? You better go to Church and thank God for your life first."

A lot of crazy things happened, but the summary is: if only I had lots of backups. What about when my computer and phone crashed and I lost everything. Or the one a certain virus ate all my files?

My dear, have as many backups or laptops as you can. If you can't afford multiple laptops, one is enough, but have lots of backups.

MuttleyLaff:
Wake up and smell the coffee now. Who jazz epp? Who jazz lately epp? Like I asked iLegendd, I will ask you too. Give me a list of six things that from using jazz, it has positively benefited your hamlet/village/town/state and country?

U may be right in some ways, jazz hasn't. in any way benefitted Nigerians positively, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist...


It exist but affecting us negatively....

lefulefu:
it is ur own gatemen that will even vandalise the cctv camera if u guys install it in ur lodge .the cctv cameras that jonathan installed in abuja while in office how far for it
all those hausa youths wey dey pick iron for street don vandalise many of the cameras and sell their parts

Do cctv cameras work without electricity??
Or do u guys have steady power supply

Jafar1:


Do cctv cameras work without electricity??

op has 24 hrs electricity in his lodge
ilegend i lie ?

lefulefu:
op has 24 hrs electricity in his lodge ilegend i lie ?

Jafar1:



Or do u guys have steady power supply

where i am we almost have steady power supply.the last light they took was last month and they took the light under the threat of the hurricane.As for CCTV cameras they have some installed in their marketplace

@Lefulefu, this one is different. It's a screw bulb with a camera inside. Nobody will even know. It's cheap on AliExpress. You can use your phone to operate it, watch video, spy, take pictures, speak into your phone and the criminal will not know where the voice is coming from, memory card slot, etc.

See below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nl-LZ5LWlI

Jafar1:

no for real
he did say light was quite constant we he is on one thread

Jafar1:
U may be right in some ways, jazz hasn't. in any way benefitted Nigerians positively, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist...

It exist but affecting us negatively....

My friend, whether jazz exists or doesnt exist, is yet to be discussed on the thread. If really it was jazz that was used to put those people to sleep, is anyone prepared to subject the jazz to a clinical controlled laboratory observation to confirm whether or not the jazz really would or does put people to sleep, hmm?

iLegendd:
@Lefulefu, this one is different. It's a screw bulb with a camera inside. Nobody will even know.

See below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nl-LZ5LWlI

this one is inovative.nigerian govt could even use these ones as street lights.
Ilegend it will be great but someone will still vandalise it.except if u guys are very coperative with each other in ur lodge

MuttleyLaff:
Counted. Also the police rounded all 40 of them up too.

I don't know what to write down but no body count things well on panic.

Funny how 40 robbers robbed only 1 man

@lefulefu, here is not a lodge, but a local government with constant free light. 24/7. Bad days is 20 hours. If poles fall, then you're on your own for some days till they get fixed.

iLegendd:
@lefulefu, here is not a lodge, but a local government with constant free light. 24/7. Bad days is 20 hours. If poles fall, then you're on your own for some days till they get fixed.

ok that explains why u guys have good power supply

iLegendd:
@tunjilomo, this question is scary. Are you a hacker?

boss abeg help me with 1k abeg, i will really appreciate it please bro

The moral of this post is: crime is on the rise and Buhari doesn't care (in fact, he likes it), so you have God and yourself to blame.

Buy the bulb below on AliExpress, Jumia, or Konga to have at least something to catch thieves. If you don't have light in your area, get ones that use battery.

thebosstrevor1:
I don't know what to write down but no body count things well on panic.

Funny how 40 robbers robbed only 1 man

They came to the whole street. I gave you a third person account of what happened at my father-in-law's house. The number of armed robbers is not the reason of narrating the story, but the fact my father-in-law on aftermath, was claiming "they didnt meet him at home", otherwise, if they had, he would have been prepared to have dealt with them. Obviously referring to using jazz to deal with them.

my only contribution to this is a robbery that took place in 2011 because a slay queen was showing off with her yahoo-boyfriend's car .
It happened at 2AM on Sallah day so the Mai Guard had be released for his Sallah Holiday and the tenants handled their gate-keys themselves. calling anyone in their flats to come and open the gate and locking it behind them.

We were in our flat watching movies only to get a knock from the neighbors, the slap and punches that followed was just too shocking, we thought it was a girl-friend snatching issue because one of our flatmates was fond of that. it was a terrible night and we thought we were dead for sure because the robbers did not hide their faces and neither did they warn us to close our eyes..

The slayQueen in question had gone for Youth Service and dropped her boyfriend off at the Airport - she was to deliver the car to his mum while at NYSC camp. she took the car to her parents house instead - after service year she started driving the car all over town . the robbers who have made a fortune robbing this yahoo-boy living in Ajao Estate suddenly spotted his car on the Island, they assumed he had hit BIG Money and come back to lagos to cool-off. that was how they track the she-goat girl to our block of flats that fateful night.

They beat shege and raped her that night before locking us all up in a single toilet and driving off. it lasted nearly 2 hrs.

What was very strange was that there is usually a Police Pick-up station at the junction a few meters away from our Block of Flats, always taxing vehicles using that street to beat traffic. This time around, they were nowhere to be found.

Be careful when you drive around in flashy cars - the boys do not sleep and they are watching

@specialofficer, my sincere apologies. The rate at which haters abuse me with moniker 1 and secretly start asking for help with another moniker has killed any philanthropic intention I have on Nairaland. In real life, I oblige most times, but on Nairaland, I ignore or decline 100% of the time. So, accept my apologies.

Do anything you can do to stay safe.

Ilegendd please finish the army men story.

iLegendd:
Not proofread — ignore typos.

@tunjilomo, I use more than 3 laptops, more than 3 memory cards, and more than 3 harddisk.

See, have you ever lost your files to the point you shed blood or at least, your eyes turned red within 2 minutes? I have been there.

In 2016 or 2017, I was coming from the studio after recording a song and at one of the 2 storey building were 3 men on police vest. They stopped me and I though they were police.

They took my phone and my memory (with all my files) one of them (the smallest one of not more than 19 years) wanted to pull trigger, but changed his mind. They acted too fast like criminals.

They pointed the guns on my head and ordered the young man who carried me to carry them. I thought it was over.

At this point of the operation, the entire street was scanty.

When they left, I stood on that empty road speechless. People started coming out and it was then they said those guys were kidnappers who came for the owner of house by the road.

When I told someone of the information in that memory card and how important they were to me, they laughed and said, "So, you're thinking of memory card? You better go to Church and thank God for your life first."

A lot of crazy things happened, but the summary is: if only I had lots of backups. What about when my computer and phone crashed and I lost everything. Or the one a certain virus ate all my files?

My dear, have as many backups or laptops as you can. If you can't afford multiple laptops, one is enough, but have lots of backups.

We have apps like Google drive you can store your files online

Bros na Lagos worst pass..
Boys dey para like mad..
Waec road yaba is one the most dangerous place in Nigeria at the moment.these boys now Robb with bikes collecting phones and bags,from girls.

iLegendd:
Not proofread — ignore typos.

@tunjilomo, I use more than 3 laptops, more than 3 memory cards, and more than 3 harddisk.

See, have you ever lost your files to the point you shed blood or at least, your eyes turned red within 2 minutes? I have been there.

In 2016 or 2017, I was coming from the studio after recording a song and at one of the 2 storey building were 3 men on police vest. They stopped me and I though they were police.

They took my phone and my memory (with all my files) one of them (the smallest one of not more than 19 years) wanted to pull trigger, but changed his mind. They acted too fast like criminals.

They pointed the guns on my head and ordered the young man who carried me to carry them. I thought it was over.

At this point of the operation, the entire street was scanty.

When they left, I stood on that empty road speechless. People started coming out and it was then they said those guys were kidnappers who came for the owner of house by the road.

When I told someone of the information in that memory card and how important they were to me, they laughed and said, "So, you're thinking of memory card? You better go to Church and thank God for your life first."

A lot of crazy things happened, but the summary is: if only I had lots of backups. What about when my computer and phone crashed and I lost everything. Or the one a certain virus ate all my files?

My dear, have as many backups or laptops as you can. If you can't afford multiple laptops, one is enough, but have lots of backups.

Okay. Thanks.

Some Of Dis Robbers Use Charm To Steal 4rm People.