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My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by koyen(m): 1:16pm On Sep 28, 2020
My Uncle is Abroad But His Wife is always telling me Body no be Firewood and I wonder what she means -

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I kind of stay with my uncle and I have stayed with him now for more than 2 years. He got this Job abroad and decided to honour it and maybe come back after a while to get his wife and only child.

Its been 6 months already since my uncle left the country and his wife is always using this phrase whenever we talk, “Body no be firewood”…

Atimes we will be having normal conversations and then before I know it she is already saying “hmmm my brother body no be firewood o”…

Its always worse when we all sit in the parlour and watch a movie with the little boy and then they start kissing in the movie, the next thing you will hear is “my brother, body no be firewood o”.

I respect her so much and so far she has not made any advance towards me or try to do anything funny but no day passes without her telling me that body no be firewood.

I am a responsible young man and a good Christian and so don’t really understand what this is all about. I am sharing this incase there is a way I can help her out because my parents are not in Lagos and I can’t just leave yet or mess things up....

Source: www.knowefritin.ng

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by koyen(m): 1:16pm On Sep 28, 2020
I think he is too young to know what Body no be Firewood means...
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by ghettokid1(m): 1:17pm On Sep 28, 2020
Mtcheeeew.......Op

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by StandardJohn(m): 1:24pm On Sep 28, 2020
Be careful bro, you're living directly with one of Jezebel's spared daughter. Don't give in no matter the pressure, it'll end in premium tears.

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by angelEmade: 1:30pm On Sep 28, 2020
Uhmm. It is true na
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by ciro11(m): 1:32pm On Sep 28, 2020
Be careful oo, so that "body no be fire wood" won't lead to injury oo
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by modsfucker: 1:40pm On Sep 28, 2020
A coworker whose husband stays abroad tells me this all the times. In fact she was even blunt to tell me that I should make her feel like a woman but I refused to give in, because of the repercussions...

Lesson No. 1

Once they're Hot, Women tend to get rid of their brain from their skull and once they're back into their senses, they'll accuse you of raping them or they'd do all they could to put the blame on you.

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by robinso01(m): 2:51pm On Sep 28, 2020
Best thing you could do is to leave the house for her, you might eventually fall for her demand, if you don't leave.

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by bobokeshington: 2:55pm On Sep 28, 2020
RESIST THE DEVIL IN THAT YOUR BROTHER'S WIFE O

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by ukeeddy(m): 3:00pm On Sep 28, 2020
This phrase you are talking about. Does it mean she is indirectly making advances at you or it implies she is seeing someone outside. You need to get this clear first.

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Hitwe99: 3:01pm On Sep 28, 2020
That woman will definitely cheat
Na sign she dey gve una incase you caught her cheating

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Graysons: 3:02pm On Sep 28, 2020
op it means body no be firewood.

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by adegbenga80592: 3:11pm On Sep 28, 2020
excellence way you could do is to leave the bedroom for her, you might eventually fall for her supply, if you don't leave.
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by InfernoNig: 3:16pm On Sep 28, 2020
See psychic. She trying to tell you that she wants to be mounted, next time when she says it ask her what she wants to do. I bet you she will tell you to Bleep her.
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by DaddyRochie1642: 3:34pm On Sep 28, 2020
InfernoNig:
See psychic. She trying to tell you that she wants to be mounted, next time when she says it ask her what she wants to do. I bet you she will tell you to Bleep her.



You be Wise Man grin grin

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by InfernoNig: 3:49pm On Sep 28, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:




You be Wise Man grin grin

Thank you Ma
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by FahBuLous: 3:51pm On Sep 28, 2020
Awon potiphar's wife...

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Coldie(m): 3:55pm On Sep 28, 2020
Remember joseph
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Nobody: 4:00pm On Sep 28, 2020
StandardJohn:
Be careful bro, you're living directly with one of Jezebel's spared daughter. Don't give in no matter the pressure, it'll end in premium tears.
I fear who no fear women
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Meteng: 4:02pm On Sep 28, 2020
ukeeddy:
This phrase you are talking about. Does it mean she is indirectly making advances at you or it implies she is seeing someone outside. You need to get this clear first.
The OP does not even know that she's targeting someone outside, not him. Or even that she's done it already and the phrase is for him to be prepared incase he gets to know

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by MJluv(f): 4:15pm On Sep 28, 2020
FahBuLous:
Awon potiphar's wife...
...get thee behind me grin

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Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by FahBuLous: 4:22pm On Sep 28, 2020
MJluv:
...get thee behind me grin
Hahahahahaha
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by HomerTimpson: 5:20pm On Sep 28, 2020
OP tell your UNCLE
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by samwillyco1(m): 5:32pm On Sep 28, 2020
See temptation, be careful ooo
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by solmus: 5:34pm On Sep 28, 2020
Konjified.... Poor woman.. let her buy a Love Machine
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Nobody: 5:55pm On Sep 28, 2020
Body no be fire wood true true. Lolzz
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Praise090(m): 6:33pm On Sep 28, 2020
She wan make u start to d make advances on her first, but believe me she is receiving service outside
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by durasome(m): 6:36pm On Sep 28, 2020
koyen:
My Uncle is Abroad But His Wife is always telling me Body no be Firewood and I wonder what she means -

Source: www.knowefritin.com

I kind of stay with my uncle and I have stayed with him now for more than 2 years. He got this Job abroad and decided to honour it and maybe come back after a while to get his wife and only child.

Its been 6 months already since my uncle left the country and his wife is always using this phrase whenever we talk, “Body no be firewood”…

Atimes we will be having normal conversations and then before I know it she is already saying “hmmm my brother body no be firewood o”…

Its always worse when we all sit in the parlour and watch a movie with the little boy and then they start kissing in the movie, the next thing you will hear is “my brother, body no be firewood o”.

I respect her so much and so far she has not made any advance towards me or try to do anything funny but no day passes without her telling me that body no be firewood.

I am a responsible young man and a good Christian and so don’t really understand what this is all about. I am sharing this incase there is a way I can help her out because my parents are not in Lagos and I can’t just leave yet or mess things up....

Source: www.knowefritin.com
.sure you don't want to take her statement out of context? there is thousands of interpretation to that statement.
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by 444crop: 6:37pm On Sep 28, 2020
Hmmmmm remember, it's your uncles wife oo
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Kingluqman(m): 6:41am On Sep 29, 2020
OP, are you sure you no dey reason am sey make you... grin
Re: My Uncle Is Abroad But His Wife Is Always Telling Me Body No Be Firewood by Nobody: 7:22am On Sep 29, 2020
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