Zzor:
As a very young little girl,i was always going to the visitors room downstairs as early as 6am to peep through the window so I can get a clearer view of one uncle always bathing outside behind their building very early before going to work,i will be laughing uncontrollably inside the room until one day my mom secretly followed me to know why going to that room very early in the morning has become a routine for me and that was how I was busted.Unknown to me, the uncle had earlier reported me to my mom that whenever I see him anywhere,i always laugh at him and he has been wondering if there's anything awkward about him to warrant such,it was then my mom got the picture of everything and I was properly schooled and made to realize that it was a bad thing.

The guy should have sued you for sexual harassment.

Despite the fact that you were a kid at the time.

chatinent:


Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

Lmao
Kuku kee me

chatinent:
Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

Chai.... Confession time.


My friend and I were fond of peeping thru the next person bathing at the other room.


Poverty is bad sha.

Then, we were living in an apartment with my parents then, and the general bathroom has two bathrooms with zinc demarcation. The demarcation had holes in it, so my friend and I would always wait till when women were about to bath, so we will enter the next and watch (effect of porn then)


A certain day, a woman in the other room caught me but the woman only confronted me but God safe my head that she didn't tell everyone in d compound then.


Poverty is bad
Face 2 face house is bad

chatinent:
We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

My guys were experts at this in those years until one of them got caught.

Men, the landlord really lashed the n*gger good that fine evening.

The next day, the others wanted to recruit him for another "adventure" but my guy turned it down like a bad meal and went home to his mama like the good boy that he was supposed to be.

mine was in the village wen we went for Christmas. ...under the moonlight playground with so many kids playing, singing n dancing, a strange light hanging in the air burst out from no where n started chasing us.....at the end, I was the only one the said strange light chased until it came to a halt after i fell into a pit n disappear. ..i woke up only to find myself in a native doctor shrine with my parents, grandma n other siblings around!

Falling from a coconut tree 15 years ago when I heard my entire community screaming. I didn't know why they were screaming.

Here is the short story. In my community, we have two oil companies (Total and Agip). For the past 5 years, Total E&P has been building a gas turbine for us, but we lost hope because it has taken so long. Agip was also building one. The plan was to give 24/7 constant free light to us based on MoU.

We do use NEPA and Total pays the bill — in billions of Naira. Meaning: we don't pay NEPA bills, but the light wasn't constant, yet NEPA keeps billing these oil companies every month.

One day, I was at a bushy garden with a friend, a little far from home and houses to pluck coconut.

All of a sudden, we heard the loudest scream on Earth and he didn't know what was happening. Since I was at the top of the coconut, I paid attention and heard, "Light don come, light don come."

I sighted a 2-storey building and saw light everywhere. Omoh, I screamed and guess what? I let go of my hands at the top of the coconut tree (out of excitement) and slammed myself on the ground. I almost died, but I stood, picked my machete and we started running home. We didn't care to carry any coconut again.

We got home and truly, it was a f*cking full voltage light unlike NEPA. It even destroyed some people's appliances and bulb.

So, for 15+ years now, we have always had free constant light and most people here don't use gas, but electric stove. It saves cost on gas cooker and fuel.

Though, once in a while, when some crazy rain bring down polls or destroy transformers, there is blackout for some days or weeks until they get fixed.

We went back to the bush after our eyes don clear to pick our coconut, but we couldn't see them. Sharp guys don move am. Fruit and vegetables were actually free and surplus back then, so we didn't care.

Thanks for my life and all the crazy/dangerous risks I took as a teenager. I had even worse adventures than this, but let me not talk about them because they are scary. I'd rather write a book with them and make money than share them for free. Content Is King. Your stories (when packaged) can make you rich, so be wise. #Smile.

I was a very loud boy at home, but quiet in school. I was known for making the hell of a noise in the compound.

As I grew up, I adjusted and that made me a better person today if not I would be talking about anything that arises even if it isn't my business.

I was also known for fighting. There was a time in my school I hit my class captain on the head, she cried and the whole males in the class descended on me.

I never believed I could take them down. I defeated 17 boys in my class(i love watching snake in the monkey shadow) I mastered the skills accurately and used the boys in my class as a practical.


The teacher came in and punished all the males except me. The same female class captain reported to the teacher and was crying that they wanted to kill me.

After that incident, I started sitting with her in the class. That was how I changed from being a blockheaded boy to a serious pupil.

Out of 36 pupils, I made the 30th position in class, but ever since I started sitting with her, my position changed, I started making the 6th position.

When coming back from school I'll cross and try to get a bike to hit me, but after my brother got into a bike accident, l stopped it

watching pornography movie on our video cassette. mehn NEPA took light, I had to open the video machine. de video cassette no gree comot cum see as break the cassette into pieces

We do hear

During one of my days as a teen, my crew and I went fishing at a river. After much struggle, we couldn't catch any so we decided to go swimming. Me wey no sabi swim follow join dem. At first it was fun so we decided to play was it called "Otori"... It's a game where one person will be chasing the others, anyone caught will in turn chase the other.
Naso dis chase me enter where deep. My people I started drowning calling the guy that was chasing me to help me, unknowingly to me my was also struggling with his life. Omo na one of us come rescue me that day.... Marcus God will continue to bless you for me. My people I saw hell that day. After incident I promise myself never to step on a water above 3 foot again

I was the great lizar/frog/rat mutilator...even snake at times....
i and oluwatobiloba and adeyemi and gideon
those days mehn...
we were the street terror,one woman sent gideon on errand and she ended up buying the wrong thing and she gave him a knock on the head...well gideon showed the woman hell...i told him to put werepe(devils bean)in her bathing water, and he did,her ordeal started in the bathroom coz she ran out of the bathroom naked screaming and scratching her body that day...it was nt funny at all
mummy bose we are sorry ma,i was the ringleader who gave him the devils bean

the day i removed a boiling ring still plugged to the socket with my bare hand from a bucket of water,what happen to me,i cn nt tell it all

or the day i inserted a nail inside a wall socket,how i found myself airborne remain a mystery to me

Amandabrakes:
I was a Calm child . But during daddy and mummy play, the daddy will be putting his hand in my toto. I was mummy, Tunde was daddy. Tunde now has a girlfriend lol

j





Is This a child like this

HantaVirus:
So many crazy memories... Was it when my Aunt's friend asked me to finger her wet pussy? I was 11 or so then and boy I was super cute... Or was it when I didn't wanna follow my parents to the UK for holidays when I was 6 years old? I cried all through the flight cos I didn't want to leave my best friend in Nigeria...

Another one was on my 5th birthday and I was just pissed at everyone that day(for no reason), I destroyed my super beautiful cake

Lai Mohammed na your mentor?

I always deflate the tire of any car parked in front of our house

Zzor:
lmao,i want to know that girl so she can give us a clearer picture,it is no more private,eyes have seen it and ears must hear it

Your love for Dick though



Well, I understand since You started seeing it at a VERY Early Age

During my childhood I was super weird.

I was so weird that I stuck out anywhere i went to even in my own family.

Give me cartoon forget it just lock d door am never com in out. Too much watching of cartoons especially dexter affected me cause I started behaving like him. I so much loved science and creating things.

That made me to start picking any fine thing I saw on the road, if I see hammer I would put it in my school bag, if I we pipe I would put it in my school bag in my mind I want to create gun with it.

The day e cast na d day sth Lost for class they were to search all our bags, I didnt steal anything but I wasn't comfortable cause I knew what was in my bag. The moment the teacher carry my school bag e heavy... Heyyyyyyy

She put hand bring out hammer, chook hand bring out pipe, chook hand bring out magnet, school hand bring out wire.

The woman look me call me like 3 times say what am I doing with these things I no talk anything.

Na my parents come settle matter lol

Lighthammer:
I was the great lizar/frog/rat mutilator...even snake at times....
i and oluwatobiloba and adeyemi and gideon
those days mehn...
we were the street terror,one woman sent gideon on errand and she ended up buying the wrong thing and she gave him a knock on the head...well gideon showed the woman hell...i told him to put werepe(devils bean)in her bathing water, and he did,her ordeal started in the bathroom coz she ran out of the bathroom naked screaming and scratching her body that day...it was nt funny at all
mummy bose we are sorry ma,i was the ringleader who gave him the devils bean

the day i removed a boiling ring still plugged to the socket with my bare hand from a bucket of water,what happen to me,i cn nt tell it all

or the day i inserted a nail inside a wall socket,how i found myself airborne remain a mystery to me

Mad! Mad!! Mad!!!

I was swinging with the ropes meant for drying clothes that was connected to the fence of the house, then all of a sudden I heard a very loud sound, like an earthquake. Guess what? The huge fence of the house had collapsed. It fall backwards. Everything was on the ground, and I could see the next compound. The next thing I knew, the landlord was standing just right in front of me. Omo see run na. I ran into my house, climbed and hid in the upper part of the wardrobe in my room. The landlord chased me. Omo it was not a funny experience o. My dad had to pay for the fence to be rebuilt.

Drsnives:
An elder bro placed a bet of 50kobo for me to lick his anus.. I was young n innocent then, very young I really don't know how my mum found out.
I saw hell that day and the guy was warned seriously

prince2pac:
bro we show them pepper

This one na upcoming herbalist

Drsnives:
An elder bro placed a bet of 50kobo for me to lick his anus.. I was young n innocent then, very young I really don't know how my mum found out.
I saw hell that day and the guy was warned seriously

chatinent:
Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

Growing up, i was very stubborn. I hope Pman isn't a Nairalander though...

...so he'll always get sealed yoghurt for only himself and puts it in the fridge to cool off. I then resolved to using INJECTION to suck my share out of the can, then suck back water into the same orifice left by the needle .
P. S. - i was never caught

Here to read things.


I didn't do much though. I remember going out during school break hours,we went to discuss. lol
And the important discussion was all about boyfriend issues,silly me.
Lol



Well,the end was bitter cause,I got punished by a military personnel for leaving without telling anyone.
The embarrassment that day wasn't a small one for me. I was asking if I even committed any crime
First time getting punished without cause

Memories. lol

Being an introvert, I still am, I don’t play well with others, I avoid anything and everyone I see have sharp mouth (still do, reason being, I discover it doesn’t matter what happened and who did wrong, the child with the most composure, that can explain without crying when an elder asked what happened WINS).

Now there’s this stubborn boy, he love to play rough! Something around my age, but I was always taller than my age group, that and my shyness infuriate him somehow.

He will kick me and run, poke me, God, he was always on my nerves, everyone sees him and even his mom advised me, if he kick you, beat him very well, I was hesitant, I just don’t want trouble.

Then one day, late at night, everyone was looking at the moon, playing, I was standing all by myself, he won’t just let me be, I was really pissed, as he was coming again, I don’t know what he had in mind, I turned and I hit him so hard he fell to the ground, by the time people came around, he was bleeding from one eye, I have never been that scared in my life.

I kept asking if he will be alright! He was rushing to the hospital, I never left our apartment for months, so even now, I stay the Bleep from everyone. Nobody cares if he was the stubborn one, that singular act marked me till we left that area.

I was an ajebor so i cant relate to any of those experiences above... During my childhood just needed some toys to play with and bicycle to drive to school.

My father was a disciplinary to the core. I was punished (flogged) for every rule I broke, if not immediately, then when 'my cup became full'. On this fateful day I forget to put off our electric burner and I left for school. Luckily for me there were many power cuts that day so the house did not burn down but the pot of beans I left on the burner got burnt and was pure black.When my dad returned home he perceived the burning smell and asked if I did put off the burner. Guess what, I lied.
The cut the story short, my dad made me eat the burnt beans, allowed me to sleep for two hours, then woke me up..He stripped me naked and told me to lie on the table. He would flog me about 15 strokes and allow me to cry 'rest' for about 10minutes, then I'll climb the table and repeat the whole process again.
I received about 100strokes that day and the scares are still visible on my back till today.
When my mum returned home and saw me, she bursted into tears and a serious quarrel ensued between her and my dad..

I and my brother burnt up a farm back then during Christmas period with knock out.
We rushed home to get water to quench the little fire but before the water was ready every where was looking like Hell fire. We had to Japa!

Nickshrapnel:
I always deflate the tire of any car parked in front of our house

I hope you have joined those guys... what are they called again...?

LASTMA.

On a Sunday evening, I took shaving stick and shave my neighbor son eyebrow and half of his hair on the head before my mom caught me

Anny505:
I remember when I nearly killed my cousin who was also the same age with me because we decided to practice wrestling moves on our tiled floor.

After he gave me that Shaw Michael "Sweet Chin Music" signature and then had my opportunity to give him the Undertaker "Tombstone" signature.
Na so the guy break neck, even faint join. I cried that day oo, thank God he woke up. Since then no more wrestling practice for us.
As for his broken neck, we lie give my parent say him break neck has him been dey jump back flip for field.

I damaged our beds with Austin 3:16...My younger sis still has a mark till date..na me give am

chatinent:
Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

God save u oo