VickyRotex:

We no go loud am. we dey wait

I will tag you when i do so

Linus mba

fabuloz1:
Mine was in the village
My Dad took my bro, cousin and I to a bush precisely a river in the bush. First time of going there, I don't know whether he wanted to test us on something, we were very young then. He was the first to get into the river and had his bath. After bathing, he dressed up and said we should meet him at home. He left us there, as per bad guys, it didn't mean anything to us as we thought we knew the way. As we finished bathing, we left the river and heading to the bush path. We walked round that bush for hours without finding the right way. We started to panick that we had lost way. Mehn! it wasn't funny, we started running and shouting round the bush back to the original spot we started.
We came across a dark bush where a Native doctor stays with different types of red and white clothes and some strange things. This made us panicked more. We ran back shouting and crying for help
We later met an old man that asked what we were doing here, we explained everything to him and he agreed to take us to the major road. We followed him while scared though
We later found ourselves at the major road. We thanked him, we looked back within few secs and we couldn't see the man again. I was too young to even think he disappeared.
We narrated our ordeal to my Dad and he was just laughing

We had this pit in our compound we put spoilt food and food that remain na.. So that pit attracted flies and flies attracts lizards.. I hate the sights of lizards, they make me lose appetite
So this day I was in the market with my mum
I saw catapult na... Satan was like you could use this catapult to kill those lizards.. and mumu me was like"yeah, that's a great idea.. me that have not use catapult before. I used my last 2h and but it na.. as I reach house I went straight to the pit for sight seeing unto robin hood things na�.. I sighted this unlucky one na.. I set the stuff to shoot.. omo na so I take dislocate my thumb
I shot my own thumb�
My own 2h dislocate my thumb.. my hand was vibrating for like 3mins straight
That week was the worst week of my life
My mummy press my hand like this ehnn
People with igbo mumcies can relate sha��

Kfed4ril:


Nyama

Calm down.. e don tae wela

Lamanii22:


Hella crazy

But you do enjoy it when your guy eats your puna n asshole bah

QuinieR:
Spread mat
Brb
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I am back

1)I have a classmate back then in secondary school,she usually dip her finger in her nose to pack dirt and lick(ayama )..as in she usually do it at intervals.
The reason y it’s weird to me is becos she doesn’t hide to do it..she is always proud of doing it,she no send..

2)I have a neighbor that loves bursting pimples and she will lick it immediately ayama

please, did you attend fgc Ogbomoso?

fergie001:

Chineke......

vickyrotex angelfrost gbest90 fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 paulolee emeijeh

Lol

@ Ghettokid1.

Go and investigate.... you are from the lineage of Courtoise.

Zzor:
short man,is it your intimidation

I am taller than you short woman on heels

Burna440:


We must not allow this guy to hold any political position or appointment in this country ���

Haba Guy, why are you this serious

King44:
I am taller than you short woman on heels

prove me wrong short man,show me your pictures

Zzor:
prove me wrong short man,show me your pictures

short woman leave me alone!! I am not responsible for your stunted growth no only back n front you get

King44:
short woman leave me alone!! I am not responsible for your stunted growth no only back n front you get

like I said from the beginning,i can freely give you a knock on your head without stress,prove me wrong Mr short man

Amandabrakes:
I was a Calm child . But during daddy and mummy play, the daddy will be putting his hand in my toto. I was mummy, Tunde was daddy. Tunde now has a girlfriend lol

Tunde don enjoy tire

Anny505:
I remember when I nearly killed my cousin who was also the same age with me because we decided to practice wrestling moves on our tiled floor.

After he gave me that Shaw Michael "Sweet Chin Music" signature and then had my opportunity to give him the Undertaker "Tombstone" signature.
Na so the guy break neck, even faint join. I cried that day oo, thank God he woke up. Since then no more wrestling practice for us.
As for his broken neck, we lie give my parent say him break neck has him been dey jump back flip for field.

Here is another crazy shit I did back then, didn't want to share it but I got to.

There was once I and my elder brother fought and he really beat the carp out of me. Being the inquisitive type, I knew were my dad hid his service pistol then ( a Beretta I think). Since our parents weren't around and we had unrestricted access to their room, I went in pull the gun out and went to end it all with my big bro.

Thank God I couldn't pull the trigger because it was fully loaded. My big bro begged me and cried, he promised never to lay his hands on me ever again but I was determined to end it all.

Guess what, my dad only laughed over it when he found out about it.

Zzor:
like I said from the beginning,i can freely give you a knock on your head without stress,prove me wrong Mr short man

But I can take you down without loosing a spine copy that short woman.

For the first time i print out from the printer, i went to dry the printed paper thinking its wet as he commot.

CalvinGaye:
I always captured ants,

Sometimes (black and yellow) or same color.

Then I forced them together to fight each other.

Then I'll keep watching them both for fun.

. Hahahaha. I do something similar nd way more wicked. I capture cockroaches or house, pull out their feather nd render dem weak a lil. I gleefully watch their body part get detached nd carried away 4 food(nt sure what those little ants do with d body bt i still ponder abt it). D thing dey always sweet me ehn

King44:
But I can take you down without loosing a spine copy that short woman.

you will have to climb a ladder to see what I actually look like,gush you are soooooooo short

PrinceofAgoAre:
. Hahahaha. I do something similar nd way more wicked. I capture cockroaches or house, pull out their feather nd render dem weak a lil. I gleefully watch their body part get detached nd carried away 4 food(nt sure what those little ants do with d body bt i still ponder abt it). D thing dey always sweet me ehn

no wonder you are so wicked and uncouth,mtchewww

Dreyton36:
Fvck mehnnnnnn
E clear


During my own time, I was the master planner in everything
There was this man who always beats his wife whenever he comes home drunk, and this woman once she sends you on an errand, you're sure to have a good day cuz she's generous
Community sat this man's ass down and advised him that he's doing what's very wrong, he promised to change but after few weeks Bros continue, even add Jara join

One day as I was returning from where I've gone to play a sport called Obodo in my language, don't know the English term
That game you'll set up a block and run towards the block them tumble lol
I was sweating profusely only to see that same man with a young girl, kidding her deeply
I quickly reenforced my friends in crime
We stylishly sprayed them something itchy called "devil beans"
That stuff can make you confess what you didn't do
The naked themselves and started running round the community and we sang a song for them

Hahahahaha. U sprayed them devil beans? Ahhhh is God that will hep me to punish u o.......... Lol . Did this happen in Edo or Delta?

Zzor:
you will have to climb a ladder to see what I actually look like,gush you are soooooooo short

like really!! You are short already so why must I climb a ladder to look down on you. Short woman bully

purples25:


Yeah I'm not proud of the whole thing.

omo you fit kill person true true

King44:
like really!! You are short already so why must I climb a ladder to look down on you. Short woman bully

prove me wrong already,dont be scared,i won't suffocate you

Zzor:
prove me wrong already,dont be scared,i won't suffocate you

suffocate who... Short woman who thinks that she is Goliath

leoloi:
mine was when I was really really young. my maternal grand dad visited . he brought me a battery powered toy car with a remote control that made the car move just two ways(back and forth). after some hours of playing with my new toy, I became disenchanted with it and I purposely started ramming it against a wall. my mom looked over at me from where she was discussing with my grand dad . and she said in Igbo, mebikwa ya o i nugo? (make sure you spoil it o have you heard?). I just replied excitedly "ok" and went on to sit with my full weight on the car until it fell apart.� apparently I had no sense of sarcasm . my mom just de look me in astonishment, maybe she go de reason "what manner of idiot did I give birth to?". my grand dad was just laughing.

you made me laugh

ComradeShegs:
I was just five, so when school closes, I normally trekked to my mom's shop which wasn't that far from where I school. There was this evening my mom told me she'll be traveling so I assumed it was the next day, so apparently, I had the intention of going home alone after school closes the next day.
Guys, at age 5, I inadvertently went home alone. Took a commercial bus and went home. My house was like 7km from school. Getting home, I met the door locked, so I decided to stay with a friend, we attended same school. I had mad fun that day because it wasn't routine as usual, we played this game at the back of cabin biscuits; can't remember the name, ate their local food(Gwete) Plateau peeps wunna go relate ...
Was catching my cruise when I saw my mom that afternoon with swollen eyes heading towards my direction, the poor woman had obviously cried hell after looking for me for hours. She went to my school and when she ran out of options, she was told to go home, probably I was there already. Home was the last place she had thought I'll be because she never imagined I could go home alone at such tender age.

Jesus Christ man!!! Am short of words. U're a leader cos u're a very independent person from such a tender age. Other kids will stay in school and wait for mommy.

I Love this thread! !!!

ghettokid1:
I will tag you when i do so

Correct!

I had to read the whole thread from page one. So funny and interesting

I remember watching my dad when he was ironing his clothes... Then his phone rang and he went to pick his call..... Little me being so curious I wanted to check how he was making the clothes straight.... I took the hot iron and placed it on my bare stomach.... JESUS!!!!! the mark still dey my belle till now

After reading the whole thread now I can post mine. I use to leave class to go and peep at girls at the toilet while they do what they do. Saw a lot of pussies but Ended up contacting toilet disease.

donbachi:
The greatest lizard hunter and lizard surgeon.

Never walk alone