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Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 5:21pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
Bathtub Is Not Deep Na. It's Not Even Up To Waist Level Let Alone D Chest.
It's still a practise, my nigga.grin
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 5:22pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
If U Av D Opportunity To Learn, Learn It. Presently, I'm Learning. I Swam Today. Tomorrow, I Will Practicalize What I Av Been Thought.


I tried learning it years ago...but I kept sinking and I drank a lot of water... Since then I never tried that shiii again...
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 5:25pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
If U Av D Opportunity To Learn, Learn It. Presently, I'm Learning. I Swam Today. Tomorrow, I Will Practicalize What I Av Been Thought.
Can u hold ur breath nd open ur eyes under water?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 5:31pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
Teach Me. Teach Me D Theorical Part 4 Me To Practicalize. My Challenges With Swimming Is D Movement Of Legs, When I Lay On D Water. When Moving My Legs, I Get Tired Easily. As 4 My Hands, I'm Good At Moving Dem.
where's ur location sis?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by SILENTandSMART2: 5:32pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:



I tried learning it years ago...but I kept sinking and I drank a lot of water... Since then I never tried that shiii again...


abeg aunty no try ham again oo grin


hahahaha grin

you see ehh, the last time i try dat shit, omo dem dey find me inside water grin


i juss don't know how people stay on water, though I've read it in physics nah hashmedis principle sha, wink


but the truth is don't learn inside river go and meet standard people wey get swimming pool they will train you and you will be so perfect wink

even if i dey for swimming pool i always Walk with my legs cus i can't swim at all angry
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 5:36pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Baby o tin pa iro o.Oni o ri mention mi, ahan!

Ah baby, sha a nja ni?Oti e le check up on me nigbati o ri mi lati ijo meta, mo wa busy nigbayen ni. tongue
Iro wo? ... Walahi mi o ri mention eh. O ley je t'ori pe mi o wo glasses mi ni sha ;P.

Ah'nja ooo. Iwo to ghost mi fun ojo merin, ti o fun mi heads up. Ija gidi ni oo.

oya paro pe o rii mention temi na..

busy wo, iwo ti mo ma'n rii to ma'n view thread. Mtcheeew cheesy
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2020
SmellySperm:

where's ur location sis?
Lol, I'm Not A Sis, I Am Bro. My Location Is Delta State Bomadi, To Be Precise.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 5:56pm On Dec 05, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:



abeg aunty no try ham again oo grin


hahahaha grin

you see ehh, the last time i try dat shit, omo dem dey find me inside water grin


i juss don't know how people stay on water, though I've read it in physics nah hashmedis principle sha, wink


but the truth is don't learn inside river go and meet standard people wey get swimming pool they will train you and you will be so perfect wink

even if i dey for swimming pool i always Walk with my legs cus i can't swim at all angry

Even me o...the people that were with me... thought it was funny...I was there drinking water and gasping for my life they were laughing...omoh I'll never try that again...

It's actually called "Archimedes principle" or principle of floatation..

Even the swimming pool ...I no go again...the last time I went to the swimming pool...I was jejely walking in the shallow side...
My friends dared me that I'm tall ...that I should walk on the deep side...me too nah...as weyrey wey I be...I want to show off "tall girl"

Naso I walka enter deep side omoh...I drank water for seconds before I was saved...

I'm done with swimming o ....
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
Can u hold ur breath nd open ur eyes under water?
I Can Hold My Breath In Water, As 4 Under Water, I'm Not Really Sure. I Will Give It A Try Tomorrow. But As 4 Opening Of My Eyes Under Water, I Haven't Done So B4. I'm Still Learning.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:



I tried learning it years ago...but I kept sinking and I drank a lot of water... Since then I never tried that shiii again...
U Drank A Lot Of Water, Lol. Let An Experience Swimmer Teach U. I'm Still Learning. I Live In A Riverine Area. Dat's Why I Want To Put Every Effort I Can To Perfect It.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by SILENTandSMART2: 6:02pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:


Even me o...the people that were with me... thought it was funny...I was there drinking water and gasping for my life they were laughing...omoh I'll never try that again...

It's actually called "Archimedes principle" or principle of floatation..

Even the swimming pool ...I no go again...the last time I went to the swimming pool...I was jejely walking in the shallow side...
My friends dared me that I'm tall ...that I should walk on the deep side...me too nah...as weyrey wey I be...I want to show off "tall girl"

Naso I walka enter deep side omoh...I drank water for seconds before I was saved...

I'm done with swimming o ....


lol grin

i know how to spell it nah, i intentionally do dat, a whole science student haba grin

moreover your story is touching, grin

but don't swim inside river and make sure say anytime you're in the swimming pool, your friends are with you wink

moreover i don't fancy swimming pool, we love jacuzzi smiley


anyway all is well ma smiley
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:03pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
I Can Hold My Breath In Water, As 4 Under Water, I'm Not Really Sure. I Will Give It A Try Tomorrow. But As 4 Opening Of My Eyes Under Water, I Haven't Done So B4. I'm Still Learning.
Lol.. Mann, u still have long way to go.


what stroke are u good at 4 nw?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:


Even me o...the people that were with me... thought it was funny...I was there drinking water and gasping for my life they were laughing...omoh I'll never try that again...

It's actually called "Archimedes principle" or principle of floatation..

Even the swimming pool ...I no go again...the last time I went to the swimming pool...I was jejely walking in the shallow side...
My friends dared me that I'm tall ...that I should walk on the deep side...me too nah...as weyrey wey I be...I want to show off "tall girl"

Naso I walka enter deep side omoh...I drank water for seconds before I was saved...

I'm done with swimming o ....
I Can't Stop Laughing.

Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by baralatie(m): 6:04pm On Dec 05, 2020
you first learn to float

then you learn to use your feet

then you learn to use your arms

then you learn how to swim

but start at the shallow calm side of a swimming pool with a life bouy or with a life jacket partially inflated and you must have a life gaurd around at all times

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Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:05pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
Iro wo? ... Walahi mi o ri mention eh. O ley je t'ori pe mi o wo glasses mi ni sha ;P.

Ah'nja ooo. Iwo to ghost mi fun ojo merin, ti o fun mi heads up. Ija gidi ni oo.

oya paro pe o rii mention temi na..

busy wo, iwo ti mo ma'n rii to ma'n view thread. Mtcheeew cheesy
Motigbo e.

Mabinu baby mi tongue
Mo ri actually but I didn't know what to say. embarassed

Fr, mo busy gan nigbayen.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 6:08pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
U Drank A Lot Of Water, Lol. Let An Experience Swimmer Teach U. I'm Still Learning. I Live In A Riverine Area. Dat's Why I Want To Put Every Effort I Can To Perfect It.

The people that were teaching me then were very experienced...even i younger ones learnt ...nah only me dey sink like log of wood...
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:08pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper, U Want Me To Open My Eyes Under Water, U No Like Me Oooo. U Want Make My Eyes Red Like Person Wey Smoke 10 Raps Igbo Abi?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:09pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Motigbo e.
Mabinu baby mi tongue Mo ri actually but I didn't know what to say. embarassed
Fr, mo busy gan nigbayen.
Mi o binu mo.
oya sare sha mi je l'eyo kan l'eke tongue
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 6:11pm On Dec 05, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:



lol grin

i know how to spell it nah, i intentionally do dat, a whole science student haba grin

moreover your story is touching, grin

but don't swim inside river and make sure say anytime you're in the swimming pool, your friends are with you wink

moreover i don't fancy swimming pool, we love jacuzzi smiley


anyway all is well ma smiley

I thought as much...mind if I ask ..what field of science?
I give up o...I won't try it again...I cannot come and goan kee myself
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 6:12pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
I Can't Stop Laughing.

Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:14pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
Silentgroper, U Want Me To Open My Eyes Under Water, U No Like Me Oooo. U Want Make My Eyes Red Like Person Wey Smoke 10 Raps Igbo Abi?
lmao grin .. It's essential for swimming na.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:15pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:


The people that were teaching me then were very experienced...even i younger ones learnt ...nah only me dey sink like log of wood...
If There Is A River In Ur Area, Tell Ur Younger Ones To Teach U. Don't Go To D Deep Part. I Just Started Learning Today. If U See D Way People & Little Were Laughing At Me Ehn, Especially At My Movement In Water. I Just Summon Courage To Continue. Now, I'm Confident, I No Longer Shy Again.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:21pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
lmao grin .. It's essential for swimming na.
Na Small, Small. I Just Start D Learning Today. I Only Av Challenges Abt D Movement Of My Legs & How To Swim 4ward. It's Like D Inproper Movements Of My Legs Is D Reason 4 Not Swimming 4ward. Tomorrow, I Want To Do D Legs Practise Tomorrow.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 6:22pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
If There Is A River In Ur Area, Tell Ur Younger Ones To Teach U. Don't Go To D Deep Part. I Just Started Learning Today. If U See D Way People & Little Were Laughing At Me Ehn, Especially At My Movement In Water. I Just Summon Courage To Continue. Now, I'm Confident, I No Longer Shy Again.

There's no river in my area o....I don't think my siblings can teach me o... people that I asked how they did it ....they said...I should just fling my arms and legs in the water...

Omoo I can't drink any dirty water again o
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:29pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
Na Small, Small. I Just Start D Learning Today. I Only Av Challenges Abt D Movement Of My Legs & How To Swim 4ward. It's Like D Inproper Movements Of My Legs Is D Reason 4 Not Swimming 4ward. Tomorrow, I Want To Do D Legs Practise Tomorrow.
Alright bro.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
It's still a practise, my nigga.grin
If U Want Real Practice, Do It In D River, Close To D Bank Dat Is Not Deep.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by SILENTandSMART2: 6:32pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:

I thought as much...mind if I ask ..what field of science? I give up o...I won't try it again...I cannot come and goan kee myself

medicine smiley wink

lol don't give up nah, you're boss ✌️
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:33pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
If U Want Real Practice, Do It In D River, Close To D Bank Dat Is Not Deep.
D bathtub was a joke.. I'm actually practising in a pool..
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:


There's no river in my area o....I don't think my siblings can teach me o... people that I asked how they did it ....they said...I should just fling my arms and legs in the water...

Omoo I can't drink any dirty water again o
It's Not Just Abt Just Flinging Ur Arms & Legs In D Water Ooo, Lol. There Is A Particular Way It Has To Be Done. When I Saw People & Little Swimming, I Thought It Was Dat Easy. In My Own Mind, Is It Not Just To Move My Arms & Legs? When I Gave It A Try Today, It Was Den I Know Dat To Be A Swimmer Is Not A Day's Job.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:39pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
D bathtub was a joke.. I'm actually practising in a pool..
Better But Don't Go Alone Or Do D Swimming Alone. Let Someone Who Is A Good Swimmer Guide U.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:43pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
Better But Don't Go Alone Or Do D Swimming Alone. Let Someone Who Is A Good Swimmer Guide U.
Got a cuz that's actually good in swimming. He's always my guide.

thanks mann.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 6:46pm On Dec 05, 2020
For a beginner, it's best to learn in a pool.

- Start With Getting Comfortable In Water, try walking in shallow regions and try to relax

- Try Steady Breath Holding, you don't just start swimming if you haven't practised breathing under water

- Swimming Technique To Begin With, in my opinion the regular front crawl is very basic and you can get it fast - involves stroking your arms forward and flapping your feet from behind

- Drop Your Ego, you are not Michael Phelps - don't think you will start doing stunts, and different styles at your first try

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