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Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by paul100(m): 6:46pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
lmao grin .. It's essential for swimming na.
How will you change eye inside water.Its just like walking on the road with your eyes close.Na so my guy hit head for wallgrin
Modified:If i can swim without your hands and can float in 8ft like me.I greet you from this side
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:47pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
Mi o binu mo.

oya sare sha mi je l'eyo kan l'eke tongue
grin grin Mi o n she iru e.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 6:50pm On Dec 05, 2020
Don't go and injure yourself o grin

Get goggles or practise in clean clear water!

Truvel:
Silentgroper, U Want Me To Open My Eyes Under Water, U No Like Me Oooo. U Want Make My Eyes Red Like Person Wey Smoke 10 Raps Igbo Abi?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:51pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
grin grin Mi o n she iru e.
ki lo ro pe mo nso?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:51pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
Lol, I'm Not A Sis, I Am Bro. My Location Is Delta State Bomadi, To Be Precise.
sorry it was a mistake bro,ok distance isn't favourable,I base at Akwa Ibom uyo
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:54pm On Dec 05, 2020
paul100:

How will you change eye inside water.Its just like walking on the road with your eyes close.Na so my guy hit head for wallgrin
Modified:If i can swim without your hands and can float in 8ft like me.I greet you from this side
Lol. Without ur hands. Oh boy, u be real gee oo.

isnt that breast stroke?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 6:56pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
ki lo ro pe mo nso?
Sorry I misread it. grin
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 6:56pm On Dec 05, 2020
Hw do u lots cope with water entering ur ear. Me, my ear dey block oo
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 6:59pm On Dec 05, 2020
Some guys kit up with head gear to prevent ear blocks.

You can't do much about it if you don't have those things.

Silentgroper:
Hw do u lots cope with water entering ur ear. Me, my ear dey block oo
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 7:01pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Sorry I misread it. grin
Lol. What did u read it as?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 7:03pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
grin grin Mi o n she iru e.
This says ,u're nt my type right?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 7:06pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
This says ,u're nt my type right?
No, 'I don't do such'
Silentgroper:
Lol. What did u read it as?
Kiss me. lipsrsealed
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Some guys kit up with head gear to prevent ear blocks.

You can't do much about it if you don't have those things.

Oh.. I might jxt get those head gear thing then.

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Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by paul100(m): 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
Lol. Without ur hands. Oh boy, u be real gee oo.

isnt that breast stroke?
No,it is not breast stroke.I don't even know the name of that style.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 7:11pm On Dec 05, 2020
paul100:

No,it is not breast stroke.I don't even know the name of that style.
Oh.. Ok then.. Hw long did it tke u to learn dat?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 7:17pm On Dec 05, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:



medicine smiley wink


lol don't give up nah, you're boss ✌️

Me, MLS..

Hope yhure not proud like yhur counterparts .... medicine students Una too dey feel unaselves...
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Jodha(f): 7:18pm On Dec 05, 2020
Truvel:
It's Not Just Abt Just Flinging Ur Arms & Legs In D Water Ooo, Lol. There Is A Particular Way It Has To Be Done. When I Saw People & Little Swimming, I Thought It Was Dat Easy. In My Own Mind, Is It Not Just To Move My Arms & Legs? When I Gave It A Try Today, It Was Den I Know Dat To Be A Swimmer Is Not A Day's Job.

Yesso ... it's not easy at all...that's why I'm not ready to stress myself..
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by ifejobi84754: 7:21pm On Dec 05, 2020
: It's still a practise, my nigga. If U Want Real Practice, Do It In D River, Close To D Bank Dat Is Not Deep.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by paul100(m): 7:24pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
Oh.. Ok then.. Hw long did it tke u to learn dat?
I can't remember but I have been swimming for 10years now but I am not still an expert because I don't visit the pool always.Between 2019 and 2020,I have gone to swim only 7times.Bro,na money ooogringrin remember say you no dey swim for free.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 7:37pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
No, 'I don't do such' Kiss me. lipsrsealed
So when d pastor says " u may kiss d groom" grin.
Is that what u're going 2 say?

ahhh! Mo ti shi iyawo fe, egbami.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 7:46pm On Dec 05, 2020
paul100:

I can't remember but I have been swimming for 10years now but I am not still an expert because I don't visit the pool always.Between 2019 and 2020,I have gone to swim only 7times.Bro,na money ooogringrin remember say you no dey swim for free.
So na pool u been dy form champion, wey me dy think xay na 4 correct ocean/beach u bin dey flex dat kind muscle..

me ah dey frequent pool wella, i no jxt dey swim frequently.


if u dey frequent all these bar/hotel wey dey get pool nd dem sabi u wella, sometimes u fit no pay..
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 8:35pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
Lol.. Mann, u still have long way to go.


what stroke are u good at 4 nw?
Moving D Hands 4ward & Using My 2 hands To Pull D Water Backward. Funny Enough, People Around Me Said D Backward Style Is Women Style Of Swimming While D 4ward Stroking Is D Men Style Of Swimming.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 8:38pm On Dec 05, 2020
baralatie:
you first learn to float

then you learn to use your feet

then you learn to use your arms

then you learn how to swim

but start at the shallow calm side of a swimming pool with a life bouy or with a life jacket partially inflated and you must have a life gaurd around at all times
How Do I Float On Water?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 8:45pm On Dec 05, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
For a beginner, it's best to learn in a pool.

- Start With Getting Comfortable In Water, try walking in shallow regions and try to relax

- Try Steady Breath Holding, you don't just start swimming if you haven't practised breathing under water

- Swimming Technique To Begin With, in my opinion the regular front crawl is very basic and you can get it fast - involves stroking your arms forward and flapping your feet from behind

- Drop Your Ego, you are not Michael Phelps - don't think you will start doing stunts, and different styles at your first try

D Front Crawling, How Is It Done?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 8:55pm On Dec 05, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
For a beginner, it's best to learn in a pool.

- Start With Getting Comfortable In Water, try walking in shallow regions and try to relax

- Try Steady Breath Holding, you don't just start swimming if you haven't practised breathing under water

- Swimming Technique To Begin With, in my opinion the regular front crawl is very basic and you can get it fast - involves stroking your arms forward and flapping your feet from behind

- Drop Your Ego, you are not Michael Phelps - don't think you will start doing stunts, and different styles at your first try

How Is D Front Crawl Done?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 9:04pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
Hw do u lots cope with water entering ur ear. Me, my ear dey block oo
When U Improve In Swimming, Ur Ears Will Get Use To D Water.

Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by SILENTandSMART2: 9:07pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:


Me, MLS..

Hope yhure not proud like yhur counterparts .... medicine students Una too dey feel unaselves...

dats cool smiley

you self sabi dat normal gene grin


I'm not proud jare wink,

life shimple nah,

anyway all is well my sister smiley
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 9:07pm On Dec 05, 2020
I'm not an instructor, so i probably won't explain it well.

You're better off watching a video, so you get a better idea!

Truvel:
D Front Crawling, How Is It Done?
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
So when d pastor says " u may kiss d groom" grin.
Is that what u're going 2 say?

ahhh! Mo ti shi iyawo fe, egbami.
Wedding is different.

Mo ma ba e ja o, what rubbish? cheesy
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 9:44pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
Wedding is different.

Mo ma ba e ja o, what rubbish? cheesy
haaa! Ki lo de to mah ba mi ja?

Baby, it's a jxt a kiss na. Why should it be during d wedding we only to get to kiss.
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nobody: 10:08pm On Dec 05, 2020
Silentgroper:
haaa! Ki lo de to mah ba mi ja?

Baby, it's a jxt a kiss na. Why should it be during d wedding we only to get to kiss.
O fe ja mi le after all these years of lovey-lovey. angry angry

A kiss is the precursor to deeper things, so as to avoid temptation. We won't be doing it at all. tongue
Re: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Silentgroper(m): 10:22pm On Dec 05, 2020
MhisTahrah:
O fe ja mi le after all these years of lovey-lovey. angry angry

A kiss is the precursor to deeper things, so as to avoid temptation. We won't be doing it at all. tongue
igbati iwo na n shey bakan bakan. Dnt worry i will never ja e le 4 anything my one nd only iyawo afesona.

bt i doesnt work like dat 4 me, i cnt control myself 4 us.

u knw u cnt deprive me of those yummy vanilla lips of yours. I could literally lick dem right nw

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