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Re: by Dracking(m): 3:17pm On Dec 09, 2020
5hanklee:
Almighty God will heal you. Say amen.
that is his national anthem
Re: by skinny419(m): 3:26pm On Dec 09, 2020
Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.
Including ur sistaz
Re: by Meedon: 3:51pm On Dec 09, 2020
You've said it all.



GodWrites:
You're obviously her intimacy gadget and you don't mind performing to the best of your abilities. In that case, I would suggest commercializing this skill of yours, the ultimate woman pleaser.

At the end of the day, you're merely an object these hungry worms used to quench their itch and satisfy their urges. Don't feel special, you're been used and dumped, just like a diido.

When you end up paying her trans and taking care if her financial needs, it becomes a bonus offer.

The female specie is powerful, and I don't underestimate them. Some religion believe she's the only creature to have faced the devil himself, making the first transaction known to man.

Whatever I do with a female is always a written contract.

If a woman is not your mother, thread with caution!
Re: by BaddieFreak(f): 3:53pm On Dec 09, 2020
Coolboss:
Only small girls ask such questions.
Exactly. I feel the op is messing around with underage girls
Re: by Mandela27: 3:57pm On Dec 09, 2020
GodWrites:
You're obviously her intimacy gadget and you don't mind performing to the best of your abilities. In that case, I would suggest commercializing this skill of yours, the ultimate woman pleaser.

At the end of the day, you're merely an object these hungry worms used to quench their itch and satisfy their urges. Don't feel special, you're been used and dumped, just like a diido.

When you end up paying her trans and taking care if her financial needs, it becomes a bonus offer.

The female specie is powerful, and I don't underestimate them. Some religion believe she's the only creature to have faced the devil himself, making the first transaction known to man.

Whatever I do with a female is always a written contract.

If a woman is not your mother, thread with caution!
We just catching fun brah.some of us dont spend for puna
Re: by Dominion202: 4:00pm On Dec 09, 2020
DukeJoe17:
She will still bleep another guy after that day.
Fear them grin grin grin
Many of them are Animashaun (free giver)
Re: by SIONKPO1(m): 4:08pm On Dec 09, 2020
Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.
That means your daughters,sister,nieces,Aunties are all useless
Re: by mastertek: 6:40pm On Dec 09, 2020
Dis exactly happened to me, after long weeks of no sex relationship & my constant persuasion, she finally gave me the cookies, after second round, she ask if truly I am married & should tell her the truth

paulolee:
simply bcox dey feel like a loser...once u successfully dicked a bea dt av been posting u for weeks, u av won her...
thats when okafor law applies.
Re: by DaInferno(m): 6:58pm On Dec 09, 2020
5hanklee:
Almighty God will heal you. Say amen.
God said you should leave him alone undecided
Re: by Fmghewzy(m): 7:25pm On Dec 09, 2020
Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.
Is your mum a foreigner?
If she isn't thunder fire you there, idiot!!
Re: by Cutehector(m): 7:38pm On Dec 09, 2020
BaddieFreak:
Exactly. I feel the op is messing around with underage girls
not only underaged girls that ask such questions.
Re: by Nobody: 8:26pm On Dec 09, 2020
Cutehector:
not only underaged girls that ask such questions.
Leave the guy jae. The guy and him fellow gay (coolboss) no just get brain.
Re: by Nobody: 8:29pm On Dec 09, 2020
I knew that this yeye boi hullabaloo will end in something like dis. I pity anybody wey don send card give the guy. grin grin grin

Re: by ProphetM0hammad: 9:02pm On Dec 09, 2020
What are we now?
Re: by Bahamas95(m): 9:11pm On Dec 09, 2020
Just yesterday one asked if I have a girlfriend before the act, I wonder what she was expecting me to say in that konjiristic moment.....I said no hurriedly and took off her pant. The next question was "what exactly do you want" ......I said your pusssy, I noticed she was already wet and there was no way she would ask me to stop cos my fingers were already doing magic to her clit.......The rest was history grin





Naija girls sha, you girls never seize to amaze me.
Re: by larryking540: 9:26pm On Dec 09, 2020
Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.
no girl is useless bro ,if 9ja girls misbehave ,don't completely rule them out of existence ,...... respect ladies /females
Re: by Nobody: 9:29pm On Dec 09, 2020
Bahamas95:
Just yesterday one asked if I have a girlfriend before the act, I wonder what she was expecting me to say in that konjiristic moment.....I said no hurriedly and took off her pant. The next question was "what exactly do you want" ......I said your pusssy, I noticed she was already wet and there was no way she would ask me to stop cos my fingers were already doing magic to her clit.......The rest was history grin





Naija girls sha, you girls never seize to amaze me.
Omoh! You nor get joy o. grin grin shocked
Re: by Womanizer(m): 9:34pm On Dec 09, 2020
writetopoker2:
They do that after they discover you have a big dick and can use the dick properly. Jealousy grin
Ma nigga grin
Re: by DukeJoe17: 9:50pm On Dec 09, 2020
Dominion202:
Fear them grin grin grin
Many of them are Animashaun (free giver)
No be lie.
Re: by Dreadlock69(m): 10:02pm On Dec 09, 2020
GodWrites:
You're obviously her intimacy gadget and you don't mind performing to the best of your abilities. In that case, I would suggest commercializing this skill of yours, the ultimate woman pleaser.

At the end of the day, you're merely an object these hungry worms used to quench their itch and satisfy their urges. Don't feel special, you're been used and dumped, just like a diido.

When you end up paying her trans and taking care if her financial needs, it becomes a bonus offer.

The female specie is powerful, and I don't underestimate them. Some religion believe she's the only creature to have faced the devil himself, making the first transaction known to man.

Whatever I do with a female is always a written contract.

If a woman is not your mother, thread with caution!
Proverb dey wetin you talk
Re: by Nobody: 11:00pm On Dec 09, 2020
And this one that goes like this..
... What are we now..?
Always using sex as source of bondage & employment.
Poverty is very very very Terrible.
D same SEX other gainfully employed ladies in diaspora, Congo DRC & Kenya serve 2men as Kola nuts
Re: by Ezenwa12345(m): 7:14am On Dec 10, 2020
Mandela27:
One actually said baby promise me u wont bleep another girl like this...the talk spark my brain but I lock up,didnt say a word,was just looking inside her eyes and was still digging.I finished her kpatakpata when I slowed the tempo,started sucking the right nipple and rubbing the tip of the left nipple...in no time,she came multiple times,wrapping her legs round me and holding me tight
OG
I hail thee oo
Boss , I salute
Re: by Gentle0wavez: 8:51am On Dec 10, 2020
Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.
Guy I don dey notice you and this your statement oh, them work you. tell us your story na

Re: by Skmoda360(m): 9:00am On Dec 10, 2020
Mandela27:
One actually said baby promise me u wont bleep another girl like this...the talk spark my brain but I lock up,didnt say a word,was just looking inside her eyes and was still digging.I finished her kpatakpata when I slowed the tempo,started sucking the right nipple and rubbing the tip of the left nipple...in no time,she came multiple times,wrapping her legs round me and holding me tight and was juss jerking like jetta that ran out of fuel
Stop murdering that word "patapata" not " kpatakpata" it's a Yoruba word please....I'm telling you this against next time...thank you. lipsrsealed
Re: by Unclekayfarms: 11:14am On Dec 10, 2020
Skmoda360:
Stop murdering that word "patapata" not " kpatakpata" it's a Yoruba word please....I'm telling you this against next time...thank you. lipsrsealed
Many Yoruba word's spelling has been corrupted by people from the south south and south east especially..you cannot do anything. In Benin, they will claim is their words
Re: by Mrscarter(f): 4:44am On Jan 16, 2021
CuteMike01:
Well done o. Nairaland robot. Every Nigerian girl is useless. I can see you're jobless. No offense
grin
Re: by Mcslize: 5:26am On Jan 16, 2021
5hanklee:
She'll ask whether you have a girlfriend after the first round.
She'll ask whether you love her after the second round. grin grin grin

Why do they ask questions like dis sef grin
What of the question. Pls do you love me?

Ok tell me how many girlfriends you have. What position am I to you so I will know now o.
Re: by SarutobiEky(m): 7:40am On Jan 16, 2021
Fmghewzy:
Is your mum a foreigner?
If she isn't thunder fire you there, idiot!!
Are y'all daft or something? Is he far from the truth? Deep down you know most of them are. 2. Is his mother a girl? Fvxk No! Make una no dey drag people mothers for where Nigerian girls dey abeg. our mothers were true African goddesses in their youth and still are. This generation of women are useless, most of them though. And if the bitter truth hurts y'all, then, fvxk y'all!!!

Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit.
Re: by Fmghewzy(m): 8:18am On Jan 16, 2021
SarutobiEky:
Are y'all daft or something? Is he far from the truth? Deep down you know most of them are. 2. Is his mother a girl? Fvxk No! Make una no dey drag people mothers for where Nigerian girls dey abeg. our mothers were true African goddesses in their youth and still are. This generation of women are useless, most of them though. And if the bitter truth hurts y'all, then, fvxk y'all!!!

Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit.

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