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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Akuruoulo(m): 3:31pm On Dec 10, 2020
pocohantas:
Didn’t we go over this a week ago or something very similar.
Some of us wasn't around then
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Kingdanfodio: 3:31pm On Dec 10, 2020
No tenants should stayout long at night 9:30pm and no night banging... BadBoy no dey rules, i still dey boil in 11-12pm and nothing de happen, na him fine daughter wer come back from her aunt abuja i dey bang almost every night... Such Rules are not made for Me...

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by AFONAMARO: 3:38pm On Dec 10, 2020
Hardgun:
Enter my room without knocking i ask him why he said he his the owner of his house I nearly beat him that day

Person wey you for push commot for your room
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Eberex(m): 3:39pm On Dec 10, 2020
Mitsurugi:
grin Back at UNN. I lived at the Staff Quarters BQ. One night the previous tenant nearly killed a girl with weed overdose and excess nacking and she ran out naked screaming deliriously "Anwuo mo!" meaning "I am dead o!".

So Rule. No overnight harboring of babe or nacking for that matter.

So anytime I invited a lady overnight we learnt to nack IN SILENCE. And then she became scarce by 5.30 before madam came on inspection. Chai! School days grin

Odenigwe no follow?
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by dennisworld1(m): 3:54pm On Dec 10, 2020
Ghostmode2two:
Brother I run fast from that place, the landlady was bad ass mama
wen people dey find this kind MILF.. U for nor dey pay rent oh
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by dennisworld1(m): 3:55pm On Dec 10, 2020
sow4me:
My landlord dey vex dey comot smoke if i carry woman enter. One day my big butt babe came n he looked tha ass til tha ass got in to my apartment. He started asking me to tell my babe to come with some friends next time.
cool
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Dollanaira: 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2020
hmmm
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by tamunobello: 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2020
Closing of door by 9pm
Uchelyn30:
What is the weirdest rule a landlord/Lady has ever given you?
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Greystone: 3:58pm On Dec 10, 2020
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Haykinsofficial: 4:05pm On Dec 10, 2020
All of us (tenants) must obtain an ID card issued by him for proper identification. The house na 'barracks' tho

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Ghostmode2two(m): 4:09pm On Dec 10, 2020
dennisworld1:
wen people dey find this kind MILF.. U for nor dey pay rent oh

Guy if person and this kind MILF run parole and kasala come burst later, she go act very violently and embarrassing.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Drone95(m): 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2020
format9798:
Dey sey make we no dey pound yam for the house. i sey sho.

e get why

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Ayula911: 4:14pm On Dec 10, 2020
No eating of pizza without buying bread and beans for them.

Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by harizonal123(m): 4:21pm On Dec 10, 2020
EbonyCy:
Mine likes shutting his tenants up...u dare have no opinion...Imagine paying our october bill and for wateva reason he didn't pay it or he paid & didn't paste it on the gate.NEPA came & cut light this man asked us to pay reconnection fee,the stupid ones claiming good tenants dat don't no dia right has paid but me tell am say I no go pay cos i paid my bills before NEPA come cut d light..He is insisting I must pay or he go cut my light off...Pls is he right cos I'm bent on not paying that

Since u are alone on this one just pay for peace to reign but make sure he knows your stand. Seems PH have some of the most wickedest undecided landlords in Nigeria

Living in some compounds is like hell

Mine said no pouring of water on the ground

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Rrchrd(m): 4:34pm On Dec 10, 2020
format9798:
Dey sey make we no dey pound yam for the house. i sey sho.

ha so nah everywhere them de says this
same with our former resident
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by mywells: 4:38pm On Dec 10, 2020
abah001:
When I was looking for house I met one landlord that told me that No generator is allowed in the compound.
same thing in my compound.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Ikegift4real(m): 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2020
Mitsurugi:
grin Back at UNN. I lived at the Staff Quarters BQ. One night the previous tenant nearly killed a girl with weed overdose and excess nacking and she ran out naked screaming deliriously "Anwuo mo!" meaning "I am dead o!".

So Rule. No overnight harboring of babe or nacking for that matter.

So anytime I invited a lady overnight we learnt to nack IN SILENCE. And then she became scarce by 5.30 before madam came on inspection. Chai! School days grin

Junior or senior staff quarters .
I heard such story from odenigwe that year
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by HemHma(f): 4:54pm On Dec 10, 2020
undecided
Wassapviews:
Use of WhatsApp is not Allowed within her apartment cheesy
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Sprumbaba: 5:16pm On Dec 10, 2020
JaneYave:
I don't give them that audacity. What the hell ? I don't pay you hard earned cash to make rules for me. I can't even live with them cos l mey not have time to pay homage.

That means you live in Face me I face you. You live in my house, there is what I call tenancy agreement and I hope read it before you sign.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by od4life(m): 5:17pm On Dec 10, 2020
Greystone:


One of my former sidechicks ( i don't do such again ooh) said i can fvck her anyhow, but no mouth kissing... grin

Say na only her bf dey kiss am for mouth. Meanwhile this babe no be olosho oh grin
Oga read the topic again. Unless the said chick na your landlady.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by PastorFire: 5:21pm On Dec 10, 2020
My own is even pouring oil on my door in the name of bind & cast. She is not even my landlord but giving everybody problems with her dose of frustrations at life.


Me wey gentle fa
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Mitsurugi(m): 5:26pm On Dec 10, 2020
Ikegift4real:


Junior or senior staff quarters .
I heard such story from odenigwe that year


Oh! grin I was at Daddy Onyeama, UNEC grin

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by PastorFire: 5:32pm On Dec 10, 2020
ipobarethieves:
angry Stop blaming landlord/lady over house rules.Why accept/pack into their house when u knw dat u are a certified lunatic sad angry? U'll not pay Ur psp bill, sweep, pay security levy and expect the landlord to smile at u abi
Stop displaying your ignorance in a crystal clear illtrates manner abeg.
Most of them don't tell u anything until you pack in. And then they start showing envy and strive over the things you buy at home. In a bid to keep their chest bloatful over you, they start bringing in nonsense rules.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Amazingchris02: 5:52pm On Dec 10, 2020
Way back in Nsukka, Landlady told me not to enter the toilet with my slippers cos it fills the ground with sand, also I am limited to having more than one female visitor. Had already paid for the house and was surprised to be the only tenant. I later got some more odd info about her and her tenants. I just completed 6 months and I moved out
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Strech(m): 5:56pm On Dec 10, 2020
Say him no want any form of prayer in that his useless old flat.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by JaneYave(f): 5:59pm On Dec 10, 2020
Sprumbaba:


That means you live in Face me I face you. You live in my house, there is what I call tenancy agreement and I hope read it before you sign.
No,I don't. Please,don' get me wrong,a tenancy agreement is cool if it goes well with the agreed parties.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Greystone: 6:20pm On Dec 10, 2020
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Drizzy5001(m): 6:40pm On Dec 10, 2020
EbonyCy:
Mine likes shutting his tenants up...u dare have no opinion...Imagine paying our october bill and for wateva reason he didn't pay it or he paid & didn't paste it on the gate.NEPA came & cut light this man asked us to pay reconnection fee,the stupid ones claiming good tenants dat don't no dia right has paid but me tell am say I no go pay cos i paid my bills before NEPA come cut d light..He is insisting I must pay or he go cut my light off...Pls is he right cos I'm bent on not paying that
just pay him , make he carry him wahala go,
Or would you prefer staying in darkness without light?

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Drizzy5001(m): 6:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
You can only poopoo once in a day, make our soak away no full. sad
Gate closes by 9:pm
Girls are not allowed to sleep over. angry
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by Bahamas95(m): 7:13pm On Dec 10, 2020
1. That I shouldn't bring in many friends to my house.

2. No loud music.

3. No late nights.


I was desperately in need of my own apartment then cos I wanted to leave my uncle's house by all means to get freedom. I said yes ma, no problem but in my mind I knew I would be able to make her forget about all those sh!ts cos I am a cool guy. I knew she would definitely like me within a short time and it happened.

The woman became so fond of me and my younger sister to the extent that she treated us like her children. We got access to everything in her house, I even come back late at night after watching football matches and she doesn't complain......I was lucky

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by profsomebody(m): 7:31pm On Dec 10, 2020
Some people's stupidity is annoying. I'm not a home owner, but it's annoying seeing tenants who believe they can do and undo because they paid rent. How much be your rent compared to money wey erect the building? "I paid 500k for rent" And so? To have paid 500k, the house owner definitely didn't spend less than 5m to finish the house. Why then do you think he has to bow to you cos of your "meagre" rent?
True some rules are outright unreasonable and inhumane, but provided you signed up for it you have no right to complain. Unless the rules came after you paid rent.
Neoteny:


YOU don't give THEM the audacity?

Because you own the property, right?

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