Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? - Programming (2)

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Hades2016(m): 5:53pm On Dec 11, 2020

Stop asking dumb questions

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2020

I AM CHOOSING ANYTHING PROPERTY AHEAD OF GIRLFRIEND, UNLESS HER TITLE DON MOVE TO fiancee.

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by thatsleepboy1: 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2020

My PC will not cheat on me and break my heart but a gf will do that over and over again

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2020

oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history...

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

Back then is school my babe say Na my laptop be my first wife. Till date not much has changed.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Dec 11, 2020

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by cbrass(m): 5:55pm On Dec 11, 2020

OdefaGirl:
Let me grab my chair and read comments.....

you will be bored. 95% will pic their system over a wife let alone GF grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 5:56pm On Dec 11, 2020

Yen yen yen yen, when my laptop is my girlfriend

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Ajibel(m): 5:56pm On Dec 11, 2020

My laptop

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Anaerobi(m): 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2020

Hahahahah. This question eh.... Ladies are coming for you guys....
Their own will be. Ladies will you choose your make up box or your boyfriend. Lol

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by abeyaktech: 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2020

Na my girlfriend go give me food.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Youngzedd(m): 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2020

I don't play with my work station.

If you don't like my job, use the door.

I got no unnecessary attention to give. What pays the bills over any thing.

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020

Heartlessbanker:
yes

op said gf, u b lez?

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

THE CMPUTER CAN DO ALL OF THE ABOVE

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020

Why

girlfriend can't replace my computer angry

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020

Akuruoulo:
THE CMPUTER CAN DO ALL OF THE ABOVE

In your dreams.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Opexzy: 5:59pm On Dec 11, 2020

This question is somehow, there isn't any competition between my girlfriend and my laptop... They are not related for any juxtaposition to surface.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by seunny4lif(m): 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2020

My work station unless we are talking about children here

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by lkillbrokehoes: 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2020

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

He can create a robot that can do all of the above

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2020

cbrass:
you will be bored. 95% will pic their system over a wife let alone GF

U are harsh here bro . Why safe wife ?

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2020

musicproducer:
op said gf, u b lez?

i be man oh!

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by NiRfreak(m): 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2020

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

Girls yarn so much abt emotional support...not knowing the biggest emotional support a man values is money

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by OdefaGirl(f): 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2020

cbrass:
you will be bored. 95% will pic their system over a wife let alone GF

That's my expectation.... cool

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by seunny4lif(m): 6:02pm On Dec 11, 2020

I get a cook, cleaner etc
even my wife can't come btw me and my work station

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Ayemileto(m): 6:02pm On Dec 11, 2020

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

The computer can generate enough money for you that you can literally pay or hire people for all this. grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020

lkillbrokehoes:
He can create a robot that can do all of the above

The correlation?

We are talking of a computer here.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020

Biglittlelois:
In your dreams.

SISTER, I AM SERIOUS. 2 TIMES I TRIED THIS BOY / GIRL OF A THING I GAT SPEECHLESS. I GAVE UP SINCE THEN , AND I TOT ITS BECUS OF MY SHY NATURE. BT NOW I UNDASTAND IS WAS BECUS I HAVE NO MONEY.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by seunny4lif(m): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020*

for people who don't understand
He means GF position is 2

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by captainamiedi1: 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020

My laptop any day and any time. Even girlfriend know say nor fit replace am

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Bigfish121(m): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2020

All these can be gotten from a bitch.

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Abbasumaru(m): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2020

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Using an array structure, array start from 0. Meaning your computer come first

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2020

Ayemileto:
The computer can generate enough money for you that you can literally pay or hire people for all this.

So why compare a computer with a human when you still need a human being to do all those things for you huh

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by rottennaija(m): 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2020

oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history...

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

Like I am that foolish? My computer will give me steady flow of income while my gf needs the income. If anything, she will need to bring me the system.

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