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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nijaomegacode(m): 12:21am On Dec 12, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
The laptop is irreplaceable but girlfriends are so many like sand as long as there's money. Believe me, there are things money can get you once you lose it on your system.
Machines over pu**y.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nijaomegacode(m): 12:27am On Dec 12, 2020
Nigeriabiafra80:
I don’t even reply my girls message when am online talk more of
Choosing her over a lucrative business
Correct guy. Nobody chooses liability over assets.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by steffi01(m): 3:05am On Dec 12, 2020
My lappy anytime any day anywhere.. who gf help
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Iwalewa101: 4:15am On Dec 12, 2020
Analyst7:
When u can order limitless babes online
but how man?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Gordieshegz(m): 4:59am On Dec 12, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

� � �
grin grin grin

Iteration starts from zero.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Rolexjerry(m): 5:05am On Dec 12, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
Computers are more loyal than some Nigerian girls oooo.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Gordieshegz(m): 5:12am On Dec 12, 2020
Biglittlelois:



In your dreams.

Actually, he is right to a large extent.

Artificial intelligence in robotics will do many things you listed there.

Infact, latest Sex dolls are now used in some brothels across the world and some men are acquiring them as wives sef.

That's why a lady need bring indispensable values into a marriage or relationship rather than "I can cook, I can f**k" mentality. Same goes to men.

Respect to real ladies out there.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by SleepDoctor: 5:38am On Dec 12, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

This is funny
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Mruwa1(m): 6:00am On Dec 12, 2020
My computer... I dey wipe my babe my system off I leave my babe go attend to my system.. i remember that day my babe almost cry ....

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Alonso80(m): 6:24am On Dec 12, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
My nigga grin grin grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by dansalo(m): 6:51am On Dec 12, 2020
Computer. Is better
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Kingdanfodio: 7:08am On Dec 12, 2020
My Computer My Life, am trying to compare my gf and my pc oh, but let the truth be told, my computer first
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by hefelove(m): 9:09am On Dec 12, 2020
LMAO this here is not even source of income o

Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Alashdeviper: 11:16am On Dec 12, 2020
grin
DonHummer:
Reno Omokri will not like this question
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by frankfab(m): 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2020
My laptop
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Barnabe(m): 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2020
I will choose any Computer ten times over...
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by flexyndavis(m): 2:00pm On Dec 12, 2020
BigDawsNet:

I will choose my Computer over my girlfriend

Reason

That Computer system and my digital skills specialist pay my bills... And my Bills take care of my girlfriend even tho she also earn some good income...


Computer is part of me
I'm part of Computer

I hav been running this for 3 decades and ain't no lady gonna keep me apart from my career duty...



sir teach me thy way bro,wstsapp 07067265513
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by BigDawsNet: 3:48pm On Dec 12, 2020
flexyndavis:
sir teach me thy way bro,wstsapp 07067265513

I'm a softwares developer

You need to learn programming

Simple..
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by lucianohase(m): 5:49pm On Dec 12, 2020
In as much as I love my woman, I can't do without my computer, I'm a nerd. I love programming.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Ckmilly22(m): 8:07pm On Dec 12, 2020
There is many things I can do with PC
PC is the real bae
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by NamelessOGBENI(m): 5:47pm On Dec 13, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
MAN!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by oyolohi: 6:46pm On Dec 13, 2020
99thEnemy:

grin grin grin grin grin las las, feel this code grin grin
 bool gasm;
 int pleasure;
 bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());
void sex(girlfriend) { gasm = false; pleasure = 0; if ( girlfriend != null ) { while(gasm==false) { body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f); body.hip.forceBck(0.5f); Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f); if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) { gasm=true; } } if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) { body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate(); } } else { while ( gasm==false) { body.arm.right.moveUp(); Time.delay(0.3f); body.arm.right.moveDown(); Time.delay(0.3f); if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) { gasm = true; } } if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) { body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate(); body.emotions.sadness+=100; } } }
void main(string ...args) { sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend); }




Me: *steals your code and insert in my Unity 18+ game script* grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Salarys: 2:48pm On Dec 31, 2020
ivumar:


Damn nigga....
Best thing I've seen today


Hey bro, Good afternoon.

You may not remember this monicker but can you please text me on WhatsApp. It's really important. Thank you.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ivumar: 3:31pm On Dec 31, 2020
Salarys:



Hey bro, Good afternoon.

You may not remember this monicker but can you please text me on WhatsApp. It's really important. Thank you.

Good day bro.....
I am trying to remember. monicker looks familiar.
My phone is damaged so I can't access whatsapp for now.
I sent you a pm. check your mail.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Salarys: 8:35pm On Dec 31, 2020
ivumar:


Good day bro.....
I am trying to remember. monicker looks familiar.
My phone is damaged so I can't access whatsapp for now.
I sent you a pm. check your mail.

Okay I will.

Please can you clear off my contact on the quoted post. I'd really appreciate it.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ivumar: 12:40am On Jan 01
Salarys:


Okay I will.

Please can you clear off my contact on the quoted post. I'd really appreciate it.
Done
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Anonime1105(m): 8:11am On Jan 01
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Mad O grin
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Salarys: 10:32am On Jan 03
ivumar:

Done

Thanks.

I have been trying to access my email but has been futile.

I don't have access to it anymore. Please reach me here
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ivumar: 10:41am On Jan 03
Salarys:


Thanks.

I have been trying to access my email but has been futile.

I don't have access to it anymore. Please reach me here

Oh alright....
I just did.

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