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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Hades2016(m): 5:53pm On Dec 11, 2020
Stop asking dumb questions

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2020
I AM CHOOSING ANYTHING PROPERTY AHEAD OF GIRLFRIEND, UNLESS HER TITLE DON MOVE TO fiancee.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by thatsleepboy1: 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2020
My PC will not cheat on me and break my heart but a gf will do that over and over again

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by lawrenzooo: 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

Back then is school my babe say Na my laptop be my first wife. Till date not much has changed.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by SonOfAfonja: 5:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
grin
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by cbrass(m): 5:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
OdefaGirl:
Let me grab my chair and read comments..... grin grin grin

you will be bored. 95% will pic their system over a wife let alone GF grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sunmoluvic: 5:56pm On Dec 11, 2020
Yen yen yen yen, when my laptop is my girlfriend
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Ajibel(m): 5:56pm On Dec 11, 2020
My laptop
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Anaerobi(m): 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2020
Hahahahah. This question eh.... Ladies are coming for you guys....
Their own will be. Ladies will you choose your make up box or your boyfriend. Lol

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by abeyaktech: 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2020
Na my girlfriend go give me food.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Youngzedd(m): 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2020
I don't play with my work station.

If you don't like my job, use the door.



I got no unnecessary attention to give. What pays the bills over any thing.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
yes
op said gf, u b lez?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
THE CMPUTER CAN DO ALL OF THE ABOVE

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by grossintel(m): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Why angry girlfriend can't replace my computer angry
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Akuruoulo:
THE CMPUTER CAN DO ALL OF THE ABOVE


In your dreams.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Opexzy: 5:59pm On Dec 11, 2020
This question is somehow, there isn't any competition between my girlfriend and my laptop... They are not related for any juxtaposition to surface.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by seunny4lif(m): 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
My work station unless we are talking about children here
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by lkillbrokehoes: 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
He can create a robot that can do all of the above

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
cbrass:


you will be bored. 95% will pic their system over a wife let alone GF grin
U are harsh here bro . Why safe wife ?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2020
musicproducer:
op said gf, u b lez?
i be man oh!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by NiRfreak(m): 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

Girls yarn so much abt emotional support...not knowing the biggest emotional support a man values is money

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by OdefaGirl(f): 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2020
cbrass:


you will be bored. 95% will pic their system over a wife let alone GF grin


That's my expectation.... cool
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by seunny4lif(m): 6:02pm On Dec 11, 2020
I get a cook, cleaner etc
even my wife can't come btw me and my work station
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Ayemileto(m): 6:02pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

The computer can generate enough money for you that you can literally pay or hire people for all this. grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
He can create a robot that can do all of the above


The correlation?

We are talking of a computer here.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:



In your dreams.
SISTER, I AM SERIOUS. 2 TIMES I TRIED THIS BOY / GIRL OF A THING I GAT SPEECHLESS. I GAVE UP SINCE THEN , AND I TOT ITS BECUS OF MY SHY NATURE. BT NOW I UNDASTAND IS WAS BECUS I HAVE NO MONEY.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by seunny4lif(m): 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin
for people who don't understand
He means GF position is 2
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by captainamiedi1: 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2020
My laptop any day and any time. Even girlfriend know say nor fit replace am
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Bigfish121(m): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2020
All these can be gotten from a bitch.
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Abbasumaru(m): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Using an array structure, array start from 0. Meaning your computer come first

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2020
Ayemileto:


The computer can generate enough money for you that you can literally pay or hire people for all this. grin


So why compare a computer with a human when you still need a human being to do all those things for you

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by rottennaija(m): 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.


Like I am that foolish? My computer will give me steady flow of income while my gf needs the income. If anything, she will need to bring me the system.

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