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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Djamel(m): 7:36pm On Dec 11, 2020
I want to be a programmer
Somebody help me please!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Olisavarieties: 7:37pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

i don't have a girlfriend.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Incognito403: 7:39pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
Zero indexing.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by altteemy: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

seunny4lif:
grin grin grin grin grin
for people who don't understand
He means GF position is zero

For array memory allocation*, 0 exists before 1. Meaning there is a higher priority space existing before the girlfriend that takes spot 1.

Back to topic. I stand with lappy over babe. It is an unconscious thing till you are encountered with a 'your laptop or me?' question. Most programmers will choose giving their laptop attention over their female lover. For the sake of balancing, it flows both ways from female programmers to male lovers as well. Unless you are in that realm, you may never understand.

In addition, a laptop is the only competitor that will leave a lover grumbling about cheating and would permit the 'affair' without being able to do anything about it. For the first time, Nairaland ladies are coming out to show they are needed in a relationship compared to the usual banters of men are scum. Seems it was just the right topic that could have created that realization.

However, if left with the choice of saving one in a fire, even programmers know that a human life weighs more on the comparison function over a piece of metal. cheesy

Wishing you well - Teemy

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by jimmychang: 7:44pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided


No be the laptop dem use buy the plate wey you dey wash
Rent the house wey you dey sweep
Buy the ingredients wey you take dey cook
Buy your G strings and Bra

Rubbish grin grin


Except na you buy me the laptop grin grin
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dizzyrascal(m): 7:46pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
brilliant!! Couldn't have typed it better
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nurain150(m): 7:49pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

computer nah
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dizzyrascal(m): 7:49pm On Dec 11, 2020
Macsjebs:
Neither, I choose my fragrances anytime, any day and over both...the more reason Nairalanders posted so many reviews about me on the thread on my signature
neat!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Dec 11, 2020
Thread for small children and they are here already pouring out rubbish.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Emeka71(m): 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2020
BigDawsNet:

I will choose my Computer over my girlfriend

Reason

That Computer system and my digital skills specialist pay my bills... And my Bills take care of my girlfriend even tho she also earn some good income...


Computer is part of me
I'm part of Computer

I hav been running this for 3 decades and ain't no lady gonna keep me apart from my career duty...



Please do you know how to analyze trends on kris-even.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Emekaossai(m): 7:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Emeka71(m): 7:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
Nigeriabiafra80:
I don’t even reply my girls message when am online talk more of
Choosing her over a lucrative business
Please do you know code of analysis of games?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by danilmo: 8:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

most a man have girlfriend before he get those things u listed??
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nigeriabiafra80: 8:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
Emeka71:
Please do you know code of analysis of games?
Am not much into game analysis
The code are mostly dissect with
C,C++,C#
I only leant from a friend that I once stay with
Am a novice in that aspect
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Collins4u1(m): 8:04pm On Dec 11, 2020
Workstation
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sarah20A(f): 8:05pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
babe there's time for everything. I follow them choose lapi because na source of livelihood we dey talk about.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 8:09pm On Dec 11, 2020
Joshmanuel10:
No money no honey grin

THAT KIND THING

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 8:10pm On Dec 11, 2020
Sarah20A:
babe there's time for everything. I follow them choose lapi because na source of livelihood we dey talk about.


SARAH U ARE THE REAL DEAL .
GOD BLESS YOU
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 8:11pm On Dec 11, 2020
Emekaossai:
In as much as I love my system, I can't trade human being to it especially my love ones( girlfriend inclusive). If my girlfriend is sick, and it requires selling my PC to get her back on her feet. I would do that without thinking twice. Things when lost can be gotten back but not human being.


Oga u are talking about life, and that's not we were talking about.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dollanaira: 8:19pm On Dec 11, 2020
No
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:21pm On Dec 11, 2020
Sarah20A:
babe there's time for everything. I follow them choose lapi because na source of livelihood we dey talk about.


Is it a topic on source of livelihood or a comparison?

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 8:22pm On Dec 11, 2020
altteemy:




For arrays, 0 exists before 1. Meaning there is a higher priority space existing before the girlfriend that takes spot 1.

Back to topic. I stand with lappy over babe. It is an unconscious thing till you are encountered with a 'your laptop or me?' question. Most programmers will choose giving their laptop attention over their female lover. For the sake of balancing, it flows both ways from female programmers to male lovers as well. Unless you are in that realm, you may never understand.

In addition, a laptop is the only competitor that will leave a lover grumbling about cheating and would permit the 'affair' without being able to do anything about it. For the first time, Nairaland ladies are coming out to show they are needed in a relationship compared to the usual banters of men are scum. Seems it was just the right topic that could have created that realization.

However, if left with the choice of saving one in a fire, even programmers know that a human life weighs more on the comparison function over a piece of metal. cheesy

Wishing you well - Teemy

For memory allocation

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2020
jimmychang:



No be the laptop dem use buy the plate wey you dey wash
Rent the house wey you dey sweep
Buy the ingredients wey you take dey cook
Buy your G strings and Bra

Rubbish grin grin


Except na you buy me the laptop grin grin


Na me buy you the laptop

Rubbish tongue

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2020
99thEnemy:


Biglittlelois come and see again oh! grin grin grin grin grin grin


Lemme tongue

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by BigDawsNet: 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2020
Emeka71:
Please do you know how to analyze trends on kris-even.


I'm a programmer.. I design and develop softwares... Sorry I'm not into project management thing
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Caleycash(m): 8:32pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
what makes you stay around and do all the rubbish you stated up there!?... cus with money I can get all those things you stated up there!!!, Money always wins!!!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sheriman(m): 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2020
99thEnemy:



You know that joy guys get after smashing a girl that proved really hard to get after she finally submits.

The joy you get after debugging for hours then your code finally compiles is second to none.

It is sweeter than Orgasm grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Haaaaaa!!! Bad Guy. But you know babe I am Cumming is different from babe I'm coming ooo!!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by tvcblogspot: 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2020
Looking for Python programmers community in Nigeria. Hit me with info if you know any please
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Mummymahdi(f): 8:34pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.





I heard it be4, my husband told me his workstation is his first wife, aInd best companion. I didn't allow those words to hurt me, because that first wife dye provide for me, i.e. d second wife and also lip my husband off everywhere , so from work place to workstation. No hanging out of any kind. I praise thee-st wife, 1st wife indeed

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Mavinsoladele(m): 8:34pm On Dec 11, 2020
BigDawsNet:

I will choose my Computer over my girlfriend

Reason

That Computer system and my digital skills specialist pay my bills... And my Bills take care of my girlfriend even tho she also earn some good income...


Computer is part of me
I'm part of Computer

I hav been running this for 3 decades and ain't no lady gonna keep me apart from my career duty...
How do they pay your bills? Web designs? Programming?


Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:35pm On Dec 11, 2020
Caleycash:
what makes you stay around and do all the rubbish you stated up there!?... cus with money I can get all those things you stated up there!!!, Money always wins!!!



The correlation?

Is money the topic of this thread?

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