Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

A computer gives sexual gratification.
Don't quote me asking how.

MrJavaS:


A computer gives sexual gratification.
Don't quote me asking how.

I will


How?

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

Can girlfriend pay the bills

Biglittlelois:



I will


How?

You know already na

grim33:
My workstation any day any time

u geh head

Biglittlelois:




The correlation?

Is money the topic of this thread?

100% correlation!!!, computer entails making money!!!... can't choose a girlfriend over that, never!!!... money always wins!!!...

Sheriman:

Haaaaaa!!! Bad Guy. But you know babe I am Cumming is different from babe I'm coming ooo!!

las las, feel this code

 bool gasm;
int pleasure;
bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());

void sex(girlfriend) {
    gasm = false;
    pleasure = 0;
    if ( girlfriend != null ) {
        while(gasm==false) {
            body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f);
            body.hip.forceBck(0.5f);
            Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f);
            if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                gasm=true;
            }
        }
        if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
            body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
        }
    } else {
        while ( gasm==false) {
            body.arm.right.moveUp();
            Time.delay(0.3f);
            body.arm.right.moveDown();
            Time.delay(0.3f);
            if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                gasm = true;
            }
        }
        if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
            body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
            body.emotions.sadness+=100;
        }
    }
}

void main(string ...args) {
    sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend);
}





  

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

I feel you.

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

That is to say, girlfriend index is after 0 in the array�

99thEnemy:


las las, feel this code

 bool gasm;
int pleasure;
bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());

void sex(girlfriend) {
    gasm = false;
    pleasure = 0;
    if ( girlfriend != null ) {
        while(gasm==false) {
            body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f);
            body.hip.forceBck(0.5f);
            Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f);
            if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                gasm=true;
            }
        }
        if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
            body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
        }
    } else {
        while ( gasm==false) {
            body.arm.right.moveUp();
            Time.delay(0.3f);
            body.arm.right.moveDown();
            Time.delay(0.3f);
            if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                gasm = true;
            }
        }
        if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
            body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
            body.emotions.sadness+=100;
        }
    }
}

void main(string ...args) {
    sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend);
}





  

Baddest Baddest Guy
You really make my day..

chinchonglee:
Re u kidding me
Who will choose his girlfriend over his source of income
I'll even choose 50k over her

You state my. Mind no be lie

:My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.Well you should know how programmers count numbers.I feel you.

99thEnemy:


las las, feel this code

 bool gasm;
int pleasure;
bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());

void sex(girlfriend) {
    gasm = false;
    pleasure = 0;
    if ( girlfriend != null ) {
        while(gasm==false) {
            body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f);
            body.hip.forceBck(0.5f);
            Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f);
            if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                gasm=true;
            }
        }
        if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
            body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
        }
    } else {
        while ( gasm==false) {
            body.arm.right.moveUp();
            Time.delay(0.3f);
            body.arm.right.moveDown();
            Time.delay(0.3f);
            if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                gasm = true;
            }
        }
        if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
            body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
            body.emotions.sadness+=100;
        }
    }
}

void main(string ...args) {
    sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend);
}





  

fun main( ) {
println("your coding skills is superb"
*/ Guy you must versatile in kotlin programming language
/*
val name: String = "99thEnemy"
println(name)
}

System work via programmer made me who I am...
Started coding since 2009 till date...

Programmer First!

Baba you is bad ooo...

Classworked:
Speechless... Speechless
That's how you make me feel
When I'm with you
I'm lost for words
And nothing is for real.

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

hahahaha, your PC is the index

Sheriman:
fun main( ) { println("your coding skills is superb" */ Guy you must versatile in kotlin programming language /* val name: String = "99thEnemy" println(name) }

name = "99thEnemy" print(name) we are the differently the same bro

My girlfriend knows better than putting me in a position to choose

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

hope the human can run terminal commands, computate, automate, fetch money, you can create your own emotional support bot, for sex watch porn tho.

RUBBISH.

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

It can in fact

99thEnemy:


For memory allocation

Updated, thanks

I choose programming more than girls because Nigerian girls are just after money!

Hahahaha I was number 2 in his heart now I am number 3 or 4.his sons,his computer,me and his car,I don't know whether I am before the car or after.living with an introvert programmer ehhhh

I will choose my lAptop first

I choose my pc over and over again who bf help.

Biglittlelois:



Na me buy you the laptop

Rubbish

No be third hand you buy

Rubbish

Who Nigerian girlfriend help?

oyolohi:
1. Girlfriend

You nno get sense

oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history...

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

Choose ur girlfriend and die from her nagging later when u can't provide her basic needs anymore due to loosing ur source of income.

Computer over everything.

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

This guy is a real savage