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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by MrJavaS: 8:36pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

A computer gives sexual gratification.
Don't quote me asking how.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2020
MrJavaS:


A computer gives sexual gratification.
Don't quote me asking how.


I will tongue


How?

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by holuwajobar(m): 8:42pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
Can girlfriend pay the bills
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by holuwajobar(m): 8:42pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:



I will tongue


How?


You know already na
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by thuxzwda1: 8:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
grim33:
My workstation any day any time

u geh head

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Caleycash(m): 8:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:




The correlation?

Is money the topic of this thread?
100% correlation!!!, computer entails making money!!!... can't choose a girlfriend over that, never!!!... money always wins!!!...
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 8:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Sheriman:

Haaaaaa!!! Bad Guy. But you know babe I am Cumming is different from babe I'm coming ooo!!

grin grin grin grin grin las las, feel this code grin grin

 bool gasm;
int pleasure;
bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());

void sex(girlfriend) {
gasm = false;
pleasure = 0;
if ( girlfriend != null ) {
while(gasm==false) {
body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f);
body.hip.forceBck(0.5f);
Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f);
if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
gasm=true;
}
}
if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
}
} else {
while ( gasm==false) {
body.arm.right.moveUp();
Time.delay(0.3f);
body.arm.right.moveDown();
Time.delay(0.3f);
if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
gasm = true;
}
}
if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
body.emotions.sadness+=100;
}
}
}

void main(string ...args) {
sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend);
}





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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by johnhood(m): 9:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
I feel you.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by whizbee(m): 9:07pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

That is to say, girlfriend index is after 0 in the array´┐Ż
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sheriman(m): 9:11pm On Dec 11, 2020
99thEnemy:


grin grin grin grin grin las las, feel this code grin grin

 bool gasm;
int pleasure;
bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());

void sex(girlfriend) {
gasm = false;
pleasure = 0;
if ( girlfriend != null ) {
while(gasm==false) {
body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f);
body.hip.forceBck(0.5f);
Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f);
if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
gasm=true;
}
}
if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
}
} else {
while ( gasm==false) {
body.arm.right.moveUp();
Time.delay(0.3f);
body.arm.right.moveDown();
Time.delay(0.3f);
if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
gasm = true;
}
}
if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
body.emotions.sadness+=100;
}
}
}

void main(string ...args) {
sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend);
}





Baddest Baddest Guy grin
You really make my day..

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by just2endowed: 9:15pm On Dec 11, 2020
chinchonglee:
Re u kidding me
Who will choose his girlfriend over his source of income
I'll even choose 50k over her

You state my. Mind no be lie
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by walter11590: 9:20pm On Dec 11, 2020
:My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.Well you should know how programmers count numbers.I feel you.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sheriman(m): 9:21pm On Dec 11, 2020
99thEnemy:


grin grin grin grin grin las las, feel this code grin grin

 bool gasm;
int pleasure;
bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());

void sex(girlfriend) {
gasm = false;
pleasure = 0;
if ( girlfriend != null ) {
while(gasm==false) {
body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f);
body.hip.forceBck(0.5f);
Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f);
if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
gasm=true;
}
}
if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
}
} else {
while ( gasm==false) {
body.arm.right.moveUp();
Time.delay(0.3f);
body.arm.right.moveDown();
Time.delay(0.3f);
if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
gasm = true;
}
}
if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
body.emotions.sadness+=100;
}
}
}

void main(string ...args) {
sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend);
}





fun main( ) {
println("your coding skills is superb"wink
*/ Guy you must versatile in kotlin programming language
/*
val name: String = "99thEnemy"
println(name)
}

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by guru90: 9:24pm On Dec 11, 2020
System work via programmer made me who I am...
Started coding since 2009 till date...

Programmer First!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by knightphoenix: 9:45pm On Dec 11, 2020
Baba you is bad ooo...
Classworked:
grin Speechless... Speechless
grin grin That's how you make me feel
grin grin grin grin When I'm with you
grin grin grin grin I'm lost for words
grin grin grin grin grin And nothing is for real.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sazeals(m): 9:56pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
hahahaha, your PC is the index
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sazeals(m): 9:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Sheriman:
fun main( ) { println("your coding skills is superb"wink */ Guy you must versatile in kotlin programming language /* val name: String = "99thEnemy" println(name) }
name = "99thEnemy" print(name) we are the differently the same bro
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by melodyogonna(m): 10:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
My girlfriend knows better than putting me in a position to choose

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sazeals(m): 10:01pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
hope the human can run terminal commands, computate, automate, fetch money, you can create your own emotional support bot, for sex watch porn tho.

RUBBISH.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by melodyogonna(m): 10:01pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
It can in fact
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by altteemy: 10:24pm On Dec 11, 2020
99thEnemy:


For memory allocation

Updated, thanks
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ahmedsaniadamu: 10:33pm On Dec 11, 2020
I choose programming more than girls because Nigerian girls are just after money!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ambient: 10:45pm On Dec 11, 2020
Hahahaha I was number 2 in his heart now I am number 3 or 4.his sons,his computer,me and his car,I don't know whether I am before the car or after.living with an introvert programmer ehhhh

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ihustlehard: 10:49pm On Dec 11, 2020
I will choose my lAptop first
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by cbright4real(f): 10:50pm On Dec 11, 2020
I choose my pc over and over again who bf help.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by jimmychang: 10:53pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:



Na me buy you the laptop

Rubbish tongue

No be third hand you buy

Rubbish grin
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by bizhop01(m): 10:53pm On Dec 11, 2020
Who Nigerian girlfriend help?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by danvault: 10:54pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
1. Girlfriend


You nno get sense
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by EMMY76: 11:15pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.


Choose ur girlfriend and die from her nagging later when u can't provide her basic needs anymore due to loosing ur source of income.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by b5ive(m): 11:21pm On Dec 11, 2020
Computer over everything.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by svick: 12:15am On Dec 12, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
This guy is a real savage grin grin grin

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