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You have being simping dude, she's acting like a man between you two

Treborblue:
Yea my thoughts exactly, I should probably go for her friend

Let's see your pics

:She will try her best ke?Mr man, she doesn't love you.Periodt!Yea my thoughts exactly, I should probably go for her friend

Treborblue:
Lolz well said deep down running her friend will just be to make her jealous, am the type that uses girls to cruise alot and she knows this, funny how I feel I won't play with her feelings if I had her, I should have probably stuck with the ones I don't love cause I do better when I'm with em

Oga stfu!!!
I cruise with girls alot yen yen yen!

you cruise with girls naim u dey tell girl "Please be my girlfriend"
common sense is far from u, beta enter Ashawo thread make u learn something

Why did You add "please" to your request....begi begi

She ll start thinking she's doing a favor in taking the girlfriend title

Treborblue:
See guys e get this girl wey I like , recently her friend started crushing on me and she informed me about it, truth is I like her not her friend so I decided to ask her out in a simping way, but now I feel like say i don Bleep up cause I no understand the reply wey she give me.
We do play alot and were very close friends before now.

U no get money. O boy go hustle oooo. Guy wey get money no dey spin woman ooo. Wen I never get my RX330, naso I dey blow big big grammar for them to visit me oo. Even the one wey go manage come go say e no dey lash the first day ooo. But now, story don change ooo. O boy try get bananas make u move close to monkey, ur body go tell u uuu

Treborblue:
Truth hurts doesn't it
cc seun lalastica
Atleast make this girl help me reach front page e no bad

Never ask a girl to be ur girlfriend on chat...

Never ask her to be ur girlfriend when u r together..

Just flow with the move, make the move, try being romantic to her and see how she will react...

Her reaction will give u the light u r waiting for.... Red or green...

Satguru:
U no get money. O boy go hustle oooo. Guy wey get money no dey spin woman ooo. Wen I never get my RX330, naso I dey blow big big grammar for them to visit me oo. Even the one wey go manage come go say e no dey lash the first day ooo. But now, story don change ooo. O boy try get bananas make u move close to monkey, ur body go tell u uuu

No be lieeee,
But as man never get money junior boy no suppose starve na

DenreleDave:
Never ask a girl to be ur girlfriend on chat...

Never ask her to be ur girlfriend when u r together..

Just flow with the move, make the move, try being romantic to her and see how she will react...

Her reaction will give u the light u r waiting for.... Red or green...

True

WilliamsDeGreat:
Let's see your pics

I for put my picture I know say i fine , but I no wan sleep wake up see my story for front-page , how I wan take explain to my guys say i Bleep up like this

oboh! she means friends with benefits dude... you dey Bleep up since self...

Treborblue:
Nigga what's simping in asking a girl out did I send her money for phone abi what if you like something and you let it go because of so called redpill Na you lose , as far as i know this life we only live once I no go die if I shoot shot

You come off as a very intelligent dude . So let me drop a few points.

1. This is a very dicey situation because it seems the girl you like equally likes you judging from the chats but might be in a relationship or already entangled with another person and she sees you as an option .

She kept saying " Just follow your heart" a typical girls attitude when she wants you to do the chasing . She is indecisive either cuz she wants you to chase her a little or she has someone else.

So what do you do ? In this era, chasing and constantly trying to woo a lady to accept to be in a relationship with you is sure exhausting but I assure you , if she is the one you want , deep down as a woman also , I know that she is likely to give in cuz she is already free with you.

The disadvantage of this is that , she might feel pressurized to date you and anytime there is a misunderstanding, she might start blaming you of forcing her to date you . Yep , we are like that !
You can choose to do the chasing but if not , I would strongly advise that you consider the following options.


2. It is always best in life to choose whom loves you first in any kind of relationship cuz that makes all things easier but first , try to just be friends with her friend who has indicated interest in you .

You may never know , forget the appearance , we are all unique . So you might come to realize that she is far better than the girl you originally had in mind . You might fall in love deeply , then you can decide if you want to take it to another level of asking her out or not .


Equally understand that there are disadvantages of giving in to her friends interest . Tomorrow that same girl who introduced you to her friend will do anything to destroy it out of jealousy and envy . She would say " after all I knew him before her or if no be me , she no go know am " you know stuffs like this.

And tomorrow you will hear " After all you chose my friend ! Are you not a man ? Why didn't you put effort into getting me ? Bla bla bla ! So to avoid all these avoidable dramas ....you can take the next option.



3. You can choose to ignore her friend and ignore her as well and just get yourself a different girl of your choice and quit your friendship with the so called girl cuz you can't have a girlfriend and be friends as in close friends with another girl , something is bound to happen . Forget Na my bestie, Na my bestie trash ,Na scam .


Good Luck !!!

Classyuniquebae:
You come off as a very intelligent dude . So let me drop a few points.

1. This is a very dicey situation because it seems the girl you like equally likes you judging from the chats but might be in a relationship or already entangled with another person and she sees you as an option .

She kept saying " Just follow your heart" a typical girls attitude when she wants you to do the chasing . She is indecisive either cuz she wants you to chase her a little or she has someone else.

So what do you do ? In this era, chasing and constantly trying to woo a lady to accept to be in a relationship with you is sure exhausting but I assure you , if she is the one you want , deep down as a woman also , I know that she is likely to give in cuz she is already free with you.

The disadvantage of this is that , she might feel pressurized to date you and anytime there is a misunderstanding, she might start blaming you of forcing her to date you . Yep , we are like that !
You can choose to do the chasing but if not , I would strongly advise that you consider the following options.


2. It is always best in life to choose whom loves you first in any kind of relationship cuz that makes all things easier but first , try to just be friends with her friend who has indicated interest in you .

You may never know , forget the appearance , we are all unique . So you might come to realize that she is far better than the girl you originally had in mind . You might fall in love deeply , then you can decide if you want to take it to another level of asking her out or not .


Equally understand that there are disadvantages of giving in to her friends interest . Tomorrow that same girl who introduced you to her friend will do anything to destroy it out of jealousy and envy . She would say " after all I knew him before her or if no be me , she no go know am " you know stuffs like this.

And tomorrow you will hear " After all you chose my friend ! Are you not a man ? Why didn't you put effort into getting me ? Bla bla bla ! So to avoid all these avoidable dramas ....you can take the next option.



3. You can choose to ignore her friend and ignore her as well and just get yourself a different girl of your choice and quit your friendship with the so called girl cuz you can't have a girlfriend and be friends as in close friends with another girl , something is bound to happen . Forget Na my bestie, Na my bestie trash ,Na scam .


Good Luck !!!

I really like your advice and appreciate the fact that you took out time to write this, I plan on using option 1 and mixing it a bit with 2, then if all fails go for 3 thanks again

Tell her to help you run her friend that is crushing on you... She will do normal

Treborblue:
Nigga what's simping in asking a girl out did I send her money for phone abi what if you like something and you let it go because of so called redpill Na you lose , as far as i know this life we only live once I no go die if I shoot shot

Bobo stop sounding like a dunce na. Haba . You’re SIMP!.. see the way u Dey beg for the girl attention self.. and they are correcting you . You still Dey form sensible .. koshi danu joor ..

Treborblue:
She will try her best , Na that part dey muzz me

more chat.

PIC one

You: you are the one I want (hmm, how sentimental of you); [ shot on target ]

Her: be lying there (she used a defensive response) [ shot saved ]

You: Don't know if I should toast her. [ foul ]

Her: Talk oo (puts you in an awkward situation) [ in possession ]

Her: Kilode (defensive response) [ cross blocked, clearance ]

You: I'm trying to make the right decision ( shot off target )

FuckEveryday:
Oga stfu!!!
I cruise with girls alot yen yen yen!

you cruise with girls naim u dey tell girl "Please be my girlfriend"
common sense is far from u, beta enter Ashawo thread make u learn something

honestly the guy is a dunce idiot.. haba.. I could see that of all the comments her, he only agreed to follow the advice from a lady’s poster .. is that not simping at its peak ?


He is doing nonsense with confidence .. if I had him as a friend him life no go remain the same

fati2001:
more chat.

What else do you want[sub][/sub]

seanwilliam:
honestly the guy is a dunce idiot.. haba.. I could see that of all the comments her, he only agreed to follow the advice from a lady’s poster .. is that not simping at its peak ?


He is doing nonsense with confidence .. if I had him as a friend him life no go remain the same

Can't have you as a friend caused your mindset is biased,
I don't segregate male advice from female advice I believe everyone is unique and have there own point of view, I have also listened to the male advices too ,but you will pick on the female part just to boost your argument, say something sensible next time and I'll consider your "manly" advice

Treborblue:
What else do you want[sub][/sub]

more chat.

seanwilliam:
Bobo stop sounding like a dunce na. Haba . You’re SIMP!.. see the way u Dey beg for the girl attention self.. and they are correcting you . You still Dey form sensible .. koshi danu joor ..

Nothing like begging for attention there , she knows me as a player and bad guy, I don't take ladies serious, the please was just a way of letting her know I really meant what I said, I regret nothing , I opened up to say my feelings for a girl I really like if that makes me a simp then fine

fati2001:
more chat.

Just kukuma add me on WhatsApp and request the whole chat there, not here in front of the world I also value her privacy

Treborblue:
Can't have you as a friend caused your mindset is biased,
I don't segregate male advice from female advice I believe everyone is unique and have there own point of view, I have also listened to the male advices too ,but you will pick on the female part just to boost your argument, say something sensible next time and I'll consider your "manly" advice

says someone with low self esteem who can’t walk up to a lady but resorted to begging a liability on WhatsApp to be his ‘girlfriend’.. and why will I even be a a friend with a dumbass like you, na my mouth I go take finish u.. ode omo

Treborblue:
Nothing like begging for attention there , she knows me as a player and bad guy, I don't take ladies serious, the please was just a way of letting her know I really meant what I said, I regret nothing , I opened up to say my feelings for a girl I really like if that makes me a simp then fine

a player indeed. I know your life depends on that pussy.. gtfoh

Stephenmoka4:
PIC one

You: you are the one I want (hmm, how sentimental of you); [ shot on target ]

Her: be lying there (she used a defensive response) [ shot saved ]

You: Don't know if I should toast her. [ foul ]

Her: Talk oo (puts you in an awkward situation) [ in possession ]

Her: Kilode (defensive response) [ cross blocked, clearance ]

You: I'm trying to make the right decision ( shot off target )

Abi this girl get talent to be a morinho

seanwilliam:
a player indeed. I know your life depends on that pussy.. gtfoh

Another simp spotted , the funniest part is I don't want to bleep her we might date and I won't bleep her, bleeping is the last thing on my mind with her , I like her vibe not her pussy

seanwilliam:
says someone with low self esteem who can’t walk up to a lady but resorted to begging a liability on WhatsApp to be his ‘girlfriend’.. and why will I even be a a friend with a dumbass like you, na my mouth I go take finish u.. ode omo

Nigga I don't have low esteem , I see her quite often how'd you think I got her number how'd you think her friend started crushing on me, oh well you can't read stuff and assimilate we can't be friends you're slow upstairs

Treborblue:
Another simp spotted , the funniest part is I don't want to bleep her we might date and I won't bleep her, bleeping is the last thing on my mind with her , I like her vibe not her pussy

lmao.... mumu at the highest level.. we both know say she no go give you the cochie cos she knows you have no game.. go do Thanksgiving if you see a hug . Vibe kill u there

Treborblue:
Nigga I don't have low esteem , I see her quite often how'd you think I got her number how'd you think her friend started crushing on me, oh well you can't read stuff and assimilate we can't be friends you're slow upstairs

she gave u the number as normal friends na.. with the way u write self person go don know say u be idiot ( no offense) .. so collecting number is an achievement to you ? Pekelepekele wetin person no go see for nairaland self



I like as the girl dey play with your saggy balls

PIC 2


Her : But, she's good Sha ( giving you option to open up more, another defense response ). [ in possession, exchanging passes ]

You: Yes you yes you (hmm, interesting.) : [ dribbling, chance open. Shot from outside the box]

possession; Her 54, You - 46

Her: How me, you are the one to follow your heart. (Defensive response). [ Counterattack, creating an offside trap ]

You: see you have everything I desire in a girl, and I want you But if you don't, den I'll talk to her and never mention this again. ( Puts her in a little decision position) : [ flags up, offside ]

Her: What do I have that you desire (defensive response, trying to open you up). [ shot blocked, in possession ]

You: Your personality is great... (really ) [ shot off target ]

Stephenmoka4:
PIC 2


Her : But, she's good Sha ( giving you option to open up more, another defense response ). [ in possession, exchanging passes ]

You: Yes you yes you (hmm, interesting.) : [ dribbling, chance open. Shot from outside the box]

possession; Her 54, You - 46

Her: How me, you are the one to follow your heart. (Defensive response). [ Counterattack, creating an offside trap ]

You: see you have everything I desire in a girl, and I want you But if you don't, den I'll talk to her and never mention this again. ( Puts her in a little decision position) : [ flags up, offside ]

Her: What do I have that you desire (defensive response, trying to open you up). [ shot blocked, in possession ]

You: Your personality is great... (really ) [ shot off target ]

Lolz funny nigga lemme let you in on the full stuff I'm enjoying your analysis