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So I am a primary 4 classroom teacher and I love my children and ensure that they learn in the best way possible.

Most times I gather them around me and tell them some real life lesson, current events, science, stories, and even show them YouTube videos of some topics or discussion we had.

I was just reminiscing about what these children have done to me innocently that almost put me in trouble.

One day, before teaching a particular topic, I decided to watch some YouTube videos. One of the talkative's in the class managed to find her way to my table and saw me watching the videos.

She went back to her classmates and of all things to tell her classmates, she told them that she saw me watching a video with two naked girls and a man.

Damn It was just youtube videos. I don't know what she saw that made her conclude such. I had to quickly call all the kids together and show them what i was watching, because I knew that from class it will definitely get to their houses and that could be the start of some problem.

Another day, one of the little ladies wrote me a letter detailing how she likes my teaching and don't want me to go. According to her, I should keep teaching her till she leaves the school.

She kept asking me for a reply. I still wonder how I wriggled out of that situation.

Another one was another little lady coming to sit on my leg and gbam it spread... I initially waved it off till the proprietress called me to be wary of the kids

The little guys don't have problem apart from always reminding me of the gifts I promised them for whoever comes out best in any challenge I give.

So guys have you ever been put into trouble by kids

Huh?

My guy, I think you're getting too personal with your pupils and its very wrong and unethical especially for that age and class. Imagine the sitting on your laps scenario. like seriously why would you allow them get so close?

Please set boundaries and make sure they respect it before you land yourself into a big trouble.

I'm not saying you shouldn't be friendly or approachable but at the same time, be strict. Just strike a balance in your relationship with them.

I'm also a teacher and I joke with the students
at times but i know when to draw the lines for the bigger boys when theres need for that.

Ok, Learn from your mistakes

Your kids, pupils or students? I am confused. We refer to kids in primary as pupils.

You need to be sacked immediately.

The fvck

Niggarr!!

Wahala for who dey teach o!!

Kylekent59:
Your kids, pupils or students? I am confused. We refer to kids in primary as pupils.

You need to be sacked immediately.

I call them kids, pupils or anyone...the same way you can decide to call your relatives, sisters and brothers


Modified: Thanks Guys for the input...I have been laughing seeing peoples reactions..I made some clarifications below

https://www.nairaland.com/6345311/please-lets-not-feel-triggered

BTW...6 years, 5 'best teacher' award, 1 international award, hundreds of thousands of naira and foreign currencies as gifts does not come easy.

You guys should chill o

Here for laughs

Op did ur prick stand up wen she at on ur laps. Am asking for a friend.

Do you notice a pattern? All the evil ones are girls












.....is what I would have said if I was a redpiller.


But in all honesty, kids can be very mischievous and in any case, you an adult will be blamed if things go south.
So like someone adviced, set boundaries.

Op Na wa for u oh

crazyclown:
Op did ur prick stand up wen she at on ur laps. Am asking for a friend.

No I don't do that...they are just kids

you should be arrested asap

crazyclown:
Why na,
My prick will have stood up if I was the one

Why? Because of a six year old kid?!

Kobicove:
Why? Because of a six year old kid?!

She's a female and am a male is called body chemistry. Not like I will have sex with her. But I will be aroused

crazyclown:
She's a female and am a male is called body chemistry. Not like I will have sex with her. But I will be aroused

A six year old will give you erection? Stop talking trash. Biko.

Some people are just despicable!

CalliDora1:
A six year old will give you erection? Stop talking trash. Biko.

Am not a hypocrite, I speak d truth. She can giv me erection because she's a female but I cannot sleep with her cos she's a child

crazyclown:
Am not a hypocrite, I speak d truth. She can giv me erection because she's a female but I cannot sleep with her cos she's a child

Stop saying this, please...

How can a baby who's yet to attain puberty and is still more like a boy give you erection?

How old are you? SMH.

You need deliverance.

kids get fr3 mind bt If I catch my daughter sitting on ur laps I go cut off ur dick why u go carry small grl wey no b u born 4 lapz wen u no say everybody na suspect.

CalliDora1:
Stop saying this, please...

How can a baby who's yet to attain puberty and is still more like a boy give you erection?

How old are you? SMH.

You need deliverance.

Don't boys of that age make u wet, don't u play with their penis wen bathing Dem stop being a hypocrite

I think we have a paedophile on our hands.

Op just be careful .. No go let your too much data put you for trouble o

crazyclown:
Am not a hypocrite, I speak d truth. She can giv me erection because she's a female but I cannot sleep with her cos she's a child

If six yrs old pikin under any circumstances make u get errection den u go fit Bleep fowl. Matured babe go sit 4 my laps noting go sup e go come b pikin, baba dat ur talk better b joke ooh.

Agboki:
If six yrs old pikin under any circumstances make u get errection den u go fit Bleep fowl. Matured babe go sit 4 my laps noting go sup e go come b pikin, baba dat ur talk better b joke ooh.

U re getting it wrong. Havin erection is different from fúcking the baby. I will hav erection because am a guy

I remember when one student from my class went to tell her friends I was asking her out. .. perhaps I was better looking than the other male teachers.
No be small wahala ooh.The reason was that I wrote a phone number on her script(I marked a lot is scripts and I couldn't remember)...I was pissed ,I told her to bring her script ,the number wasn't my number .

crazyclown:
Don't boys of that age make u wet, don't u play with their penis wen bathing Dem stop being a hypocrite

Oops.. ...

Sorry, I forgot that not every one here is normal.

Good day!

crazyclown:
Don't boys of that age make u wet, don't u play with their penis wen bathing Dem stop being a hypocrite

you Get Erection Because A Female Child Sat On Your lap?

Are You A Virgin?


Dont Ever Say That Again. Thats an Offensive statement


Only A pervert gets Erection from A Child Who Merely sat on His Thigh

crazyclown:
U re getting it wrong. Havin erection is different from fúcking the baby. I will hav erection because am a guy

Bro leave all these hypocrites, they will twist your words against you. They have been so conditioned by society to demonize male erections, that saying the truth seems like blasphemy to them.

Don't mind those guys calling u paedophile. That u have an erection at that means nothing

Men being raped have erection. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it or want it

Females being raped get wet and have hard nipples. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it

That lady cally u a paedophile will also have hard nipples if a little boy is playing with her breasts.

Ur erection at dt point is because of soft flesh on ur dick area. It would be involuntary. I will only blame u if u entertain sexual thoughts at that time.
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That is why for me, i never let anyone sit on my groin area. U can sit on my knees and laps, but not groin area.
Tango123

Agboki:
If six yrs old pikin under any circumstances make u get errection den u go fit Bleep fowl. Matured babe go sit 4 my laps noting go sup e go come b pikin, baba dat ur talk better b joke ooh.

CALM DOWN ,pray that you never see devilish children.Them get this pastor daughter she just come hug me dey rub my body anyhow .I was thinking it was okay but this small girl come dey make me feel one kind .Normally I do play with kids but why was her own different.

I just conclude say something dey wrong abeg..I move comot oh ..I no dey near that house again., ...