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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Tango123: 2:49pm On Jan 04, 2021
lexy2014:


U don't have erection because u are guy. U will erection because u have already programmed ur mind to be aroused at anything female even if it's a baby in diapers. So d same way u can't control ur erection when u see a kid, is d same way u won't be able to prevent urself from having sex with one when d opportunity presents

Have u never in ur life had an erclection early in the morning

Have u never had an erection without thinkikg of anything

I have erection anytime anywhere, even when i am praying alone in my room, with nothing on my mind. Even when watching football. Even when playing football. Of course it was worse when i was young. Now as an old man, my testosterone testosterone is reduced, so it is now rare

Erection does not mean sex.

Erection can be and is sometimes an involuntary body movement

That was why when i was young, i always used strong pants, to avoid embarrassment of unconscious erection. Sometimes i didnt even know it was hard until it was pointed out to me

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by providencia(m): 2:50pm On Jan 04, 2021
teacherbim:
so you have erection when any matured person sit on your lap? Someone you do not have feelings for,I don't understand you guys oooo
Guys don't always need to have feelings for we to get erection. For some people, they dont even have total control on the erection at the initial stage. Male anatomy is different

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Komu1048(m): 2:51pm On Jan 04, 2021
longetivity:
you should be arrested asap cool


Arrested for what. And people like you can't even raise maker to teach ooo. U will rather sit inside your ac and sponsor peoples jail for nothing

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Oyiboman69: 2:52pm On Jan 04, 2021
crazyclown:

She's a female and am a male is called body chemistry. Not like I will have sex with her. But I will be aroused

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Reex12(m): 2:52pm On Jan 04, 2021
mumu in this jungle you wan lose guard KIDS are mischievious now with the way society is if you do anyhow and they label you padophile.600yrs for you

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by cricifixo: 2:53pm On Jan 04, 2021
I won't forget sometime in 2013, a 7 year old girl had the audacity to actually squeeze my mamba when i went to visit her aunt who was my friend and she kept on insisting on sitting on my lap.
My dear i had to form that i received a call & left dat instant...never visited them again, some of these kids are devils
CalliDora1:


Stop saying this, please...

How can a baby who's yet to attain puberty and is still more like a boy give you erection?

How old are you? SMH.

You need deliverance.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Regex: 2:54pm On Jan 04, 2021
I have gone through the comments here and I realized why we are this way.

A teacher who got to know his pupils and have an informal relationship with them is what you guys are against? Have you seen Canadian pupils learn? Throughout my time in the primary level, my teachers were very informal with us, we learned better that way.

If a lady was informal with kids, would it be a problem?

Op, you should carry out a sample with this thread to ascertain how your wards parents will react if things goes south. It's for the children's good, but be very careful cautious in teaching them.

To those who are against him playing YouTube videos that will aid his teaching, are just ignorant. You were taught before these things cane to existence and you want to deny your kids such privilege?

That little girl that spread lie that the op was watching porn in class, it happens, little kids lie and they lie better. It's expected and what the op did to solve the problem was actually the best.

Y'all are just emotional really and yet y'all clamor for British standard in education. Silly!

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Geesaintagape: 2:55pm On Jan 04, 2021
Be reminded that you are a teacher n not their parents. Don't over do.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Komu1048(m): 2:57pm On Jan 04, 2021
freeDR:

No, you will have an erection because you are sick.


I think the person sick here is you. So you only have erection when you want to do. So even early in d morning ur John is down but when u see unclear girl an only that time u dey stand. U r sick

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by sapeleboi(m): 3:00pm On Jan 04, 2021
getsense.com if not

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Goalnaldo(m): 3:01pm On Jan 04, 2021
Continue until they label you a pedo and child molester.
Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Dliquidmetal(m): 3:04pm On Jan 04, 2021
Tango123:


Domt mind those guys calling u paedophile. That u have an erection at that means nothing

Men being raped have erection. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it or want it

Females being raped get wet and have hard nipples. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it

That lady cally u a paedophile will also have hard nipples if a little boy is playing with her breasts.

Ur erection at dt point is because of soft flesh on ur dick area. It would be involuntary. I will only blame u if u entertain sexual thoughts at that time.
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That is why for me, i never let anyone sit on my groin area. U can sit on my knees and laps, but not groin area.
I just they look those hypocrites, the irony is that they are probably guilty of the real pedophilia but because anyone can be anything online them dey form assistant Jesus.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Xmen149(m): 3:05pm On Jan 04, 2021
Lol. My service year in ekiti that year.

though secondary school.all this teen and slightly below I think once they start getting sexually active age they develop affection for the closest Male making impact in their life that is not a relative.

My female students will be smiling shipishly anytime I enter class (ss1-ss2).

One even blow me a kiss in the air while I was teaching them. spreading leg na normal one (I later got used to it I dnt even notice again they reverted to default.

One was being asked question in the staff room where everyone is and she said she like me oh and will follow me when am going.

another Brough yam and stuffs from her parents for me at the school.

All of them wants to come to my house (which is not hidden cos its in a compound after the school fence.

One finally succeeded in coming to my house unannounced.lol. she was that Brought gifts from her parents. I brought water and fruit to her at the corridor. then later told her to go that I have somewhere to be.

Almost all of them in my class are wired. But I teach them physics and maths in ways that made all of them love science(Pure practical and real life approach).

they organised party for me special including gifts I leave everything run. The class asked me to leave my contact so I can put them through in their exam year(I did and was very supportive helping them academically, solving questions too),the girls amongst them too advantage and disturbed my life for almost 3yrs after I left. chai

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Xbee007(m): 3:05pm On Jan 04, 2021
Humanoid01:

You even took the time to reply that senseless question.
Someone is referring to small children as "little ladies". And showing pornographic videos to little children. He really need his head checked.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by kingxsamz(m): 3:05pm On Jan 04, 2021
crazyclown:

She's a female and am a male is called body chemistry. Not like I will have sex with her. But I will be aroused

Nawa.
Nothing person no go see for this forum.
And people even liked the post.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by cooooooks(m): 3:06pm On Jan 04, 2021
Predators all over the place.

And some guys wonder why women are not giving them 'respect'.

If a 14-16 he old can control you because of your desire for carnality, why will she respect you?

Chii59:

You allowed her give you a lap dance! Nawa o.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by dederocs(m): 3:07pm On Jan 04, 2021
Some women spoil from small, might be from their homes, or genetics...use your brain

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by flourishing247: 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2021
Kylekent59:
Your kids, pupils or students? I am confused. We refer to kids in primary as pupils.

You need to be sacked immediately.

Primary children are called pupils in Nigeria.
Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by ResistEvil: 3:13pm On Jan 04, 2021
crazyclown:

Spare me the judgemental statement I said I will be aroused did I say I will sleep with her?
When the good people become cowardly, the evil ones take over and turn the World to Sodom and Gomorah. You must be killed, and shall be killed soonest. It is not a thread, it's a Promise. I will personally see it that it happen soonest. You and your likes have been bringing curses on the Earth. The intelligent and sensible people on NL know you and the OP are in same satanic cult and that he started this thread to demonically Program people's mind for pedophilia. We Regulators are still on Earth, Satanists can never take over till the Son of the CREATOR has moved out his own people. Whenever the good People of the World arise to purge the World of evil, Heaven always open Chapter of Greatness for Humanity. At the dawn of 14Th Century, Satan worshippers and demon-professed people were speedily taking over the whole Europe and Western, turning the Place upisde down for downward spiral of Human values. Sensible Humans; Regulators stepped in and started to massively kill them and wiping them out of Existence between 1561 to 1670; termed Necessary Witch-hunting. Interestingly, Historically immediately after this World sanitization from evil, Heaven opened over Europe and the Industrial Revolution that birthed most of the Technologies we are enjoying Today started. In recent years, the ever manipulative grand- children of the World polluters and sanity destroyers have now upturn the word Witch-hunting to have meant something bad, now brainwashed many, like their forefathers did before they were exposed and dealth with. Humanity should always look back to see how sanitizing the World always lead to World Progress. God is a Spirit, HE would not fight for the cowardly good ones until they become Courageously sensible to show readiness to stop agents of Satan from taking over. The agents of Satan remove a lot of Self-defense Truths from the Bible to deceive gullible Christians to think they should just hand over their hinheritance, Children and future Generation into excruciating pain, destruction and perpetually slavery.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by FuckThaMod: 3:14pm On Jan 04, 2021
BabaIbo:
During my NYSC, a female student accused my fellow ex-corper of punishing her because she decided his proposal and by proxy it affected me.
Me and the principal had issues because I stood my ground that I won't accept any fault since I am innocent, las las we settled it.

Again, during my working time(post NYSC) as a secondary school teacher, there was this JSS 2 girl with big blossom bigger than most matured ladies own.

One day, she was acting dull and sick, as their favorite teacher I called her and asked her what is wrong with her and other questions.

Do you know this girl got home and told her parents that I am asking her out.

Her mom came to school to report and meet me, being a smart and a top teacher in the school, I used my wisdom to sort everything.

Later the mom, approached me to apologize and since then I don't even care if anything is wrong with any of the students till I left the school and stopped teaching.
How did u use your wisdom? Cos one 9 years old girl has been seducing me and always gives me signs she wants to suck my dick

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by donMIG(m): 3:15pm On Jan 04, 2021
crazyclown:

Why na, sad
My prick will have stood up if I was the one sad


Guy u burst my head!
Say him prick for don stand
I wan die wit laf

In my opinion... This kids shouldn't sit on ur laps u r a role model... Sooner or lata dey get comfy with sitting on anybody's lap. U know how devil dei work u no go know when one tin go lead to another... Like this guy even honestly said... He would have a boner! Imagine them feeling ur boner

I recall teaching 2015... I had girls who were already developing boobs oo... I kept my distance infact I flogged them the most sef lolz

The only problem I almost got into was flogging a child so bad I got him injured
I'm sorry if this sounds f##ked but if u have been in a classroom b4 u will know those kids can be frustrating... Imagine flogging a child n he will shout ODESHI n go back n commit the same offense again... U trash dia little asses n they b crying even when u ask em to shut d f up
U trash them n they try to fight ur grown ass.... Kid hahahahah

Well I enjoyed teach my pupils... We we're a team... They never snitched on me... my favourite was Success... She reads so fluently at first I tot she was the brightest... Her favorite subject was english language
Then there was Esther the boss lady in the class that girl dei beat all of them even boys n u go c her like broom... Esther brain die! In all subjects n she's very pretty, for once she made me wish i had a female child as pretty as her. There was Samson... Maths guru... I usually tease d kid n say he would get married to one of the girls in the class(anonymous) ... He would cry n cry n cry... Hahahahaha

Esther came first twice n Success came first once wic was like magic... Esther was always coming in first place....
sometimes I wonder if they still remember my face or talk about me

We would act dramas from the bible n invite pupils from other classes to come watch, we usually spice all the dramas up into comedies n they did put a smile on erbodies face

We used to have good computer practicals on my system... N they always ask me about my wife n I would show them my gfs pix n my childhood pix claiming that's my son. We gist, they ask me about other planets n I tell them gladly n give them reference asking them to c a particular movie

I truely miss them kids
Wish I could hug them

Piece of advice
Pls avoid them kids sitting on ur laps pls
Aside from that... I think u r a wonderful teacher

That profession na die

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jan 04, 2021
Tango123:


Domt mind those guys calling u paedophile. That u have an erection at that means nothing

Men being raped have erection. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it or want it

Females being raped get wet and have hard nipples. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it

That lady cally u a paedophile will also have hard nipples if a little boy is playing with her breasts.

Ur erection at dt point is because of soft flesh on ur dick area. It would be involuntary. I will only blame u if u entertain sexual thoughts at that time.
.

That is why for me, i never let anyone sit on my groin area. U can sit on my knees and laps, but not groin area.
only sensible comment out of all those criticising crazycrown. I guess they're livid because he mentioned prick and erection.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Agboki: 3:21pm On Jan 04, 2021
Psych412:
mature babe will sit on your laps, you won't get erection.



Story For The gods


i no dey tell u make u believe,tradition dey make me dey carefull.
Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Agboki: 3:30pm On Jan 04, 2021
GBOKASINCHA:
if a matured babe sit on ur leg and u dont have erection bro ... trust me you have a much bigger problem


baba cool down pple differ no b every babe fit make ur dick stand.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by alexvic12: 3:30pm On Jan 04, 2021
JoeEeL:


OK but he should be more professional with peoples' kids.

Yes! He should be more proactive to avoid such!

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by bluefilm: 3:32pm On Jan 04, 2021
SamJed:
So I am a primary 4 classroom teacher and I love my children and ensure that they learn in the best way possible.

Most times I gather them around me and tell them some real life lesson, current events, science, stories, and even show them YouTube videos of some topics or discussion we had.

I was just reminiscing about what these children have done to me innocently that almost put me in trouble.

One day, before teaching a particular topic, I decided to watch some YouTube videos. One of the talkative's in the class managed to find her way to my table and saw me watching the videos.

She went back to her classmates and of all things to tell her classmates, she told them that she saw me watching a video with two naked girls and a man.

Damn cheesy cheesy It was just youtube videos. I don't know what she saw that made her conclude such. I had to quickly call all the kids together and show them what i was watching, because I knew that from class it will definitely get to their houses and that could be the start of some problem.

Another day, one of the little ladies wrote me a letter detailing how she likes my teaching and don't want me to go. According to her, I should keep teaching her till she leaves the school.

She kept asking me for a reply. I still wonder how I wriggled out of that situation.

Another one was another little lady coming to sit on my leg and gbam it spread... I initially waved it off till the proprietress called me to be wary of the kids

The little guys don't have problem apart from always reminding me of the gifts I promised them for whoever comes out best in any challenge I give.

So guys have you ever been put into trouble by kids lipsrsealed



Guy, to tell you the truth eh, if your pupil at that age could talk about pørn and threesøme, then just know that there's a great problem ahead...

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jan 04, 2021
cricifixo:
I won't forget sometime in 2013, a 7 year old girl had the audacity to actually squeeze my mamba when i went to visit her aunt who was my friend and she kept on insisting on sitting on my lap.
My dear i had to form that i received a call & left dat instant...never visited them again, some of these kids are devils


You should have held her hand and whipped it.

I know some kids are already spoilt from home due to what they see around them or what some uncle's have been teaching them to do with their "mamba". So, it's good to correct such a child immediately or interrogate them to know who taught them such rubbish.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by alphaNomega: 3:37pm On Jan 04, 2021
DontBullshitMe:
I think we have a paedophile on our hands.
No! You bipedal bàstard. Because he has an erection when a female child sits on his laps doesn't mean he is going to fuçk her.

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by haslaw(m): 3:37pm On Jan 04, 2021
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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by alphaNomega: 3:38pm On Jan 04, 2021
crazyclown:

U re getting it wrong. Havin erection is different from fúcking the baby. I will hav erection because am a guy
please don't bother explaining to them. They are hypocrites

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Re: My Pupils Almost Put Me In Trouble by alphaNomega: 3:41pm On Jan 04, 2021
MrLucifer:


Bro leave all these hypocrites, they will twist your words against you. They have been so conditioned by society to demonize male erections, that saying the truth seems like blasphemy to them.

Don't mind those guys calling u paedophile. That u have an erection at that means nothing

Men being raped have erection. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it or want it

Females being raped get wet and have hard nipples. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it

That lady cally u a paedophile will also have hard nipples if a little boy is playing with her breasts.

Ur erection at dt point is because of soft flesh on ur dick area. It would be involuntary. I will only blame u if u entertain sexual thoughts at that time.
.

That is why for me, i never let anyone sit on my groin area. U can sit on my knees and laps, but not groin area.
Tango123
take my "like"

Don't mind all these hypocrites

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