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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Draslo(m): 3:03pm On Feb 01, 2021
Shortyyy:
Something must kill a man, and that thing is sex.
They're obsessed with it. Pathetic.
Shut it! Are you celibate? Is your sex life void of penis induced orgasms? Do you know how much the global sextoy industry is worth? Do you know that 80% of the consumers are female?

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by scholes23(m): 3:05pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...

Wisdom
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Brystonluv19(m): 3:09pm On Feb 01, 2021
Lol ok
Joy overflow
Check my signature and contact me for Real Estate enquires
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Joystark(f): 3:12pm On Feb 01, 2021
If you follow me go na enjoyment go kill you.

lol
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by excel101(m): 3:12pm On Feb 01, 2021
So far in the early part of the year, this man is leading the way as the the man with the highest orgasm. By December we would announce the rest. Hope whoever eventually wins the award (recepient) in December2021 would be alive to receive it
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by luminouz(m): 3:13pm On Feb 01, 2021
OmoAkin85:
may be he had some heath problem before d incident

You are absolutely right bro
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Truthisit: 3:15pm On Feb 01, 2021
you don't mean it?
Joystark:
If you follow me go na enjoyment go kill you.

lol
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Nonconformist00(m): 3:15pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...

I always look forward to seeing your take on matters like this. I am yet to fathom if it is the "damnnn niggarrrr" part or the humor in your submissions that elicits my longing.

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Strech(m): 3:16pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...
hahahaha.your Grand father
must be a very exciting fellow..

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by scholes23(m): 3:17pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...


Boss I want to meet ur grandfather for more wisdom.

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by viktor01(m): 3:23pm On Feb 01, 2021
I remember while I was doing my SIWES at Julius Berger in Abuja, a colleague would always say, Guy, that hole in between a woman's leg is infinite..it does not depreciate. It remains intact regardless of all the stunt you pull. Many great men have lost their lives to it.
Don;t even try to impress a woman with your sexual prowess lest you kill yourself.

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Dreyton36: 3:24pm On Feb 01, 2021
Pvssy sweetener sad


Lights up my kpoli in peace kiss
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by kabillionaire(m): 3:24pm On Feb 01, 2021
why the tautology? it makes the post boring.
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by olisaEze(m): 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2021
One thing must kill a man, na so dis broda take go! grin grin
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Umar1968: 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...
You grandfather would have been speaking out of experience! And he was a real niggerr!

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Strech(m): 3:30pm On Feb 01, 2021
back in the days when men where Boyz, my ex hook me say, we must go 7. the first and second was easy, as guy man enter 3rd nothing here comot oo, the next thing I see na blood, na so I carry myself comot for there. it took me almost 2months for me to heal from abdominal pain, if I wan piss na pain, I sleep with stomach na pain, I bent na pain, till today she dey call me lazy, but e no concern me, na so I for take go my ancestors.. women wey fit collect more than 50 dick a day, na hm you want challenge?.

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by MartinsD12(m): 3:35pm On Feb 01, 2021
OfficialR:


Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13851108/man-35-dies-from-extreme-orgasm-sex-worker/

File photo
Wetin man no go hear, which one be extreme orgasm they never talk wetin kill the man
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by markopaulo(m): 3:36pm On Feb 01, 2021
he died in active service. may he find rest with his maker
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by matm: 3:37pm On Feb 01, 2021
Each orgasm contains about 100million sperms.
If u knew what u are releasing during sex, and will be shocked.
That's why,tiredness sets in as if u dug a well.
Conserve ur sperm,save energy.
Stop wasting ur sperm in a marathon sex,for sperm is energy.Wanting to go up to 5/6 rounds might be suicidal especially if it hasn't been a long time u had an orgasm/ if u have some health challenges..
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Nobody: 3:37pm On Feb 01, 2021
neonly:


How u take notice her

Mumu Simp wants to defend woman
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by matm: 3:38pm On Feb 01, 2021
Each orgasm contains about 100million sperms.
If u knew what u are releasing during sex, u will be shocked.
That's why,tiredness sets in as if u dug a well.
Conserve ur sperm,save energy.
Stop wasting ur sperm in a marathon sex,for sperm is energy.Wanting to go up to 5/6 rounds might be suicidal especially if u have had already had some orgasms within d wk and if u have some health challenges..

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Finnestgreat: 3:39pm On Feb 01, 2021
Too much banging leads to death
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by ThatEnuguboi: 3:41pm On Feb 01, 2021
FreeSpirited:
What's the post mortem sign of extreme orgasm grin... Africans can be funny grin...Is extreme orgasm a post mortem diagnosis in forensics pathology?? grin
You should have read were they said intracranial haemorrhage. The extreme orgasm is just for clout
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Nobody: 3:47pm On Feb 01, 2021
Rest in Pussy too much sugar can kill
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by joe120120(m): 3:49pm On Feb 01, 2021
OfficialR:


Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13851108/man-35-dies-from-extreme-orgasm-sex-worker/

File photo

According to local newspaper Nyasa Times, the man "died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness."

Na so life dey sweet for that age
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by chubinwa(m): 3:49pm On Feb 01, 2021
the report says that the woman will not be held accountable for the death of the man.
invariably, harlotry is a legalised business in that region
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Stallion93(m): 3:50pm On Feb 01, 2021
FreeSpirited:
What's the post mortem sign of extreme orgasm grin... Africans can be funny grin...Is extreme orgasm a post mortem diagnosis in forensics pathology?? grin
My brother, I just tire grin
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Nobody: 3:52pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...

Your grandfather was a wise man. There is indeed no medal to be won.
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by alekuwodo(m): 3:53pm On Feb 01, 2021
When it's just too sweet be careful!
Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Veezy4u(m): 3:56pm On Feb 01, 2021
Fahdiga1:
What a pleasurable death

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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by tonyashburton: 3:56pm On Feb 01, 2021
His ancestors told him to CUM and meet them in hell.
He said YES I'M CUMMING SIR.
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Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by UDUJ(m): 3:59pm On Feb 01, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....
Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son.....
The body of a woman is like
heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet ..
I thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX

And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop....
Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...

cheesy grin cheesy I am taking sometime off commenting on nairaland, but I just want to say your grandfather is a very wise man.

Forget all these girls that will tell you harder, harder, deeper,deeper - ol boy na death be that. Just do the small one you can do and go. Cheers bro cheesy

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