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The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 4:06pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed, Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside, We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price. I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since. Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef! Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die 28 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 4:06pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
The Lady Who Sold It Told Us She Picked It At Her Backyard At Night. I Wondered What Such Creature Was Looking For There And I Gat The Explanation That She Lives Near A Swampy Area And Since We Are In Dry Season Most Of The Water Are Dried Out Thats why The Tortoise Look For Other Places To Lay Their Bossom. After It Preparation I Couldnt Take Pics Of It Meat Because It Was Done In Night. The Flesh Had Quite A Diffrent Taste From Beef,Pork And Other Common Meat You Know, It Was Yummy Tho And It Was Full Of Fat Oil, They Said It Was A Very Matured One Perhabs 50 Years Old Ladies And Gentle Men Even If U Boil The Meat For 1 Week U Cant Chew The Bone. The Bone Strong Die! But I Understood This Because The Tortoise Was Damn Heavy. Modified: To Those Forming Well Educated Let Me Re Inforn U That As I Stated Earlier, I Bought It Bcs I Was Curius To Knw How Tortoise Taste, And For The Preparation It Was Done At Night And I Was Out Wit The Guy I Came To Visit So I Wanst Around To Take Pics More Pics: 11 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 4:08pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
The Last Pics I Took Before We Started Working On Stomach Infracstructure You Know This Is Nigeria We Dont Believe Taking It To The Zoo, I Was Like; No No No! There Are Other Tortoise In The Zoo! U Can Go There An Play With Them If U Want To, If Na This Tortoise For Here I Go Chop Am O, Modified: To Thos Qoating Me Pls The Chinise That Eat Frog, Turtle, Snakes, Lizard An The Rest Is Their Country Not Still Developed? If U Think Nigeria Is A Backward Country Because We Eat Animals Like Tortoise Then U Need Psyco Help, BTW Who Told U Guys Tortoise Are Endangerd Species? Pls Refer To Other Animals Not Tortoise That Are In Abundant In Niger Delta Swams. Others That Say It Was For Ritual Purpose I Have Nothing To Tell U Since Thats How Good U Can Make Use Of Ur Dumb Brains. I Apologise For Not Taking Pics Of The Tortoise MEAT But That Was Mainly Because We Ate It At Night,beside Everybody Put Hand Chop The Meat Sef. As For The Shell I've Departed Bayelsa Bt I've Asked My Friend To Send Pics Via Whatsapp 22 Likes
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 4:08pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Unfortunately The poor Tortoise had 3 eggs in it. And The eggs was exclusively given to me. I Asked what to do with it and they said Its very valuable and i can sell it for N1000 each to Native Doctors. But i be stranger for here na. How i wan see Native doctor were go buy am? one old man around said i should sell them on facebook (Papa nor sabi wetin facebook be o) but I Orderd Them To Boil It Instead Let Me Have A Taste Of It, Omo Till I Left There 2 Days After The Egg Nor Gree Don, The Soft Shell Still Dey Liquid State I Commot The Nonsense Troway. Come Put That Noisy Song Play To Make Me Forget It 18 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Nobody: 4:39pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
you dey chop the ancestors? 62 Likes |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Reex12(m): 5:15pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Damn you got no chills. sotey you chop person ancestor that has seen history man 34 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by LMS1(m): 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
A Quick Search On Google About Tortoise Meat Gave Me This: 12 Likes
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Bestbeelieve: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
you wattt? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Craaaa: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Wasted money... Dem no dey buy tortoise to chew na shoooo. E get why men dey buy am... U Don jonse ooo. U for leave am for men wey sabi use am rough... 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Authoreety: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
A matured man like you ate a tortoise you insinuated is older than you? Anyways, I have nothing to tell you, the gods are on there way. Still wondering wat made this tortoise look tasty to you and your neighbour.. IYAMMI!! 97 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Mightyhaiz: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Mbe.. but how u take get mind kill this thing com eat am?? show us the residue of the shell 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by KanuSE: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
#HUNGERBAD 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by HOTBALLS2: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by ernie1234(m): 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Ancestors OK oh |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by moneyissweet(m): 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Ritualist 3 Likes |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by inoki247: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
lol he good sha finally Fulani herdsmen go see say we don move on some people don move from Cow to Tortoise.. 68 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Incognito403: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Animal rights and environmental blahblah aside, how can someone eat this? Una dey try oo. Anything other than beef, mutton, goat meat, chicken, fish and other common animal protein is a no-no for me. Even the animals I eat, there are some parts that turn me off. Parts like animal genitals, tongue and ear are a no-no for me. Yet it's what some people crave for. 65 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by DoctorDree(m): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
So? |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Nobody: 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
You're a wicked man. 38 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by aywhy93(m): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
As you don eat 50yrs old ancestor, hope you never limit yourself to 50 years like this..? 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by easyboycom(m): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
you must be a comedian how on this earth do you eat this kind thing? 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by PantherNG: 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Tell us you’re doing some sort of ‘juju’. No ordinary Nigerian wakes up to eat tortoise. 34 Likes |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by ugochukwufrenzy: 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
una de chop for dis country sha 1 Like |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by pozehnani(f): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Waaat?? Tortoise?? Do people eat tortoise? You people will eat ghost one day. 8 Likes |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by elmessiahs(m): 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
you bought it where, mbiama. let's see how you prepared it na op |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Nobody: 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1: Choi and I dey here hunger waN kill me Life no fair Baba show some love Anything na anything Everywhere hard 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Opeade939(f): 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
I really don't know what to say.....Haaaaa� 2 Likes |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by samuel19222(m): 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
haaaa Tortoise ijapa, how many meat dey the body sef? You chop wetin senior you for age 13 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by 12345baba(m): 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
People dey chop o 2 Likes |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by Authoreety: 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
Typing...... |
Re: The ₦5,000 Tortoise I Bought And Ate (Photos) by lekki1444: 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2021 |
LMS1:catched my attention 3 Likes
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