So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

The Lady Who Sold It Told Us She Picked It At Her Backyard At Night.
I Wondered What Such Creature Was Looking For There And I Gat The Explanation That She Lives Near A Swampy Area And Since We Are In Dry Season Most Of The Water Are Dried Out Thats why The Tortoise Look For Other Places To Lay Their Bossom.
After It Preparation I Couldnt Take Pics Of It Meat Because It Was Done In Night.
The Flesh Had Quite A Diffrent Taste From Beef,Pork And Other Common Meat You Know,
It Was Yummy Tho And It Was Full Of Fat Oil,
They Said It Was A Very Matured One Perhabs 50 Years Old
Ladies And Gentle Men Even If U Boil The Meat For 1 Week U Cant Chew The Bone.
The Bone Strong Die!
But I Understood This Because The Tortoise Was Damn Heavy.
Modified:
To Those Forming Well Educated Let Me Re Inforn U That As I Stated Earlier, I Bought It Bcs I Was Curius To Knw How Tortoise Taste,
And For The Preparation It Was Done At Night And I Was Out Wit The Guy I Came To Visit So I Wanst Around To Take Pics
More Pics:

The Last Pics I Took Before We Started Working On Stomach Infracstructure
You Know This Is Nigeria We Dont Believe Taking It To The Zoo,
I Was Like;
No No No! There Are Other Tortoise In The Zoo!
U Can Go There An Play With Them If U Want To,
If Na This Tortoise For Here I Go Chop Am O,
Modified:
To Thos Qoating Me Pls The Chinise That Eat Frog, Turtle, Snakes, Lizard An The Rest Is Their Country Not Still Developed?
If U Think Nigeria Is A Backward Country Because We Eat Animals Like Tortoise Then U Need Psyco Help,
BTW Who Told U Guys Tortoise Are Endangerd Species?
Pls Refer To Other Animals Not Tortoise That Are In Abundant In Niger Delta Swams.
Others That Say It Was For Ritual Purpose I Have Nothing To Tell U Since Thats How Good U Can Make Use Of Ur Dumb Brains.
I Apologise For Not Taking Pics Of The Tortoise MEAT But That Was Mainly Because We Ate It At Night,beside Everybody Put Hand Chop The Meat Sef.
As For The Shell I've Departed Bayelsa Bt I've Asked My Friend To Send Pics Via Whatsapp

Unfortunately The poor Tortoise had 3 eggs in it.
And The eggs was exclusively given to me.
I Asked what to do with it and they said Its very valuable and i can sell it for N1000 each to Native Doctors.
But i be stranger for here na.
How i wan see Native doctor were go buy am?
one old man around said i should sell them on facebook
(Papa nor sabi wetin facebook be o)
but I Orderd Them To Boil It Instead Let Me Have A Taste Of It,
Omo Till I Left There 2 Days After The Egg Nor Gree Don,
The Soft Shell Still Dey Liquid State
I Commot The Nonsense Troway.
Come Put That Noisy Song Play To Make Me Forget It

you dey chop the ancestors?

Damn you got no chills. sotey you chop person ancestor that has seen history man

A Quick Search On Google About Tortoise Meat Gave Me This:

you wattt?

Wasted money... Dem no dey buy tortoise to chew na shoooo. E get why men dey buy am... U Don jonse ooo. U for leave am for men wey sabi use am rough...

A matured man like you ate a tortoise you insinuated is older than you?

Anyways, I have nothing to tell you, the gods are on there way.

Still wondering wat made this tortoise look tasty to you and your neighbour..

IYAMMI!!

Mbe..







but how u take get mind kill this thing com eat am??


show us the residue of the shell

4

Ancestors OK oh

Ritualist

lol he good sha finally Fulani herdsmen go see say we don move on some people don move from Cow to Tortoise..

Animal rights and environmental blahblah aside, how can someone eat this?

Una dey try oo.

Anything other than beef, mutton, goat meat, chicken, fish and other common animal protein is a no-no for me.

Even the animals I eat, there are some parts that turn me off. Parts like animal genitals, tongue and ear are a no-no for me. Yet it's what some people crave for.

So?

You're a wicked man.

As you don eat 50yrs old ancestor, hope you never limit yourself to 50 years like this..?

you must be a comedian how on this earth do you eat this kind thing?

Tell us you’re doing some sort of ‘juju’. No ordinary Nigerian wakes up to eat tortoise.

una de chop for dis country sha

Waaat?? Tortoise??

Do people eat tortoise?

You people will eat ghost one day.

you bought it where, mbiama. let's see how you prepared it na op

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

Choi and I dey here hunger waN kill me

Life no fair


Baba show some love

Anything na anything


Everywhere hard

I really don't know what to say.....Haaaaa�

People dey chop o

Typing......

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

catched my attention