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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
Bifrost:


Haha... Are you really serious?

Is this for the pre screening exam or the one we expect to write during AFSB?

Bros. The thing tire person

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:17pm On Oct 02, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

Lol
I wish dem fit tailor the thing to wetin u fit do.
If u be science students na calculations go full m
If u be art, make e be English and all those boring subjects
But make general studies they everywhere
Bro you need to see other questions I have here.
According to him, it's Jamb that prepared the questions. And it comprises about 35 objective questions and like 5 essay.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 8:55pm On Oct 02, 2020
ugo4u:


I thought questions are gonna be objectives, just like NDA entrance exams, and NAVY DSSC. I just dey wonder how them wan take mark theory styled questions for thousands of candidates.
Thinking out loud.
It was my thought as well...but a call from my oga today shattered my plans. I am not cut out for serious calculations and rigorous questions now

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 7:50pm On Oct 02, 2020
A serious bomb blast just happened somewhere in Borno (about 6000 km from the capital) that left more than 30 persons seriously injured and require immediate medical attention.
As a commander in charge of the rescue operation,how will you get these victims to Maiduguri if you have a jet that can take maximum of 6 persons per trip with a velocity of 200 m/s. And a bus that can accommodate maximum of 22 persons per trip with a velocity of 30 m/s. But you can only use one of the options available to you.
Note: the longer the victims stay without medical attention, the greater their chance of dying.

Expect this question in your exam.


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 2:10pm On Oct 02, 2020
Dannyhonda:
Don't understand this statement bro, what query?
Select * from database where age = '$age' And height='$height';

This will output all the applicants whose age and height meet the values stored in the variables '$age' and '$height'.

It will not take upto 30seconds for this to be done.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:50am On Oct 02, 2020
Judah95:


Number 6: SSC age requirement on web portal was 27 years na.

So they will actually consider 28 and 29 years for SSC. A welcome development for some peeps. E get one guy for this thread wey be dey worried about him age at 29 . Make him come see this post o.
Oga the criteria na for screening of those that will possibly be invited for the proper screening by the military board.
I think the reason for this is to have as much as 60 persons per state. However, the age may be reviewed by the board during the screening proper.
Let's just keep our fingers crossed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 8:28am On Oct 02, 2020
From a reliable source.

The army has started the shortlisting process.
The process is based on the following criteria.
1. Blurry images and documents are not considered
2. Degree/Hnd obtained earlier than 2014
3.Waec date of birth not tally with date of birth in the birth certificate.
4.Third class and below and it's polytechnic equivalent.
5. 1.63 height and below
6. 30 years and above for SSC.

I hope you are not guilty of any of the above listed?

Note: I copied and pasted it as I was sent.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:18pm On Sep 30, 2020

Just in now from a very reliable source.
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In addition to your current affairs,study your basic geography especially map reading. You will be shocked by the number of questions you will encounter from the subject.





This was sent directly to me by my sponsor. Me that hates geography like death. But I no just get choice...we die here.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 7:02am On Sep 30, 2020
ugo4u:
The portal was closed at exactly 1:14 am.
I noticed that even pass 12 am application was pouring in suggesting a last minute rush, made me wonder what people were doing all this while.
DSSC was around 31800+ as at 12:48am, SSC is 11,191 at exactly 1:14am when portal went off.
At this juncture I wish us all success.


Victory is from God Alone
Average of 303 candidates/state including FCT. For the SSC.
Hmmmmm. Believe me, as at last year's registration,only Kaduna state had way above 12k registrants. I wish all of us good luck

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:29pm On Sep 29, 2020
Please we need the very last update on the registrations. Anybody?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:47am On Sep 29, 2020
sikowitz17:
Lmao I say course 45.. na only 3 people report from imo state.. the next day, one don run lmao..
Hahaha...ndigbo no wan dye grin.
By the way, what happens if all the candidates from a state fails the screening? Will the army still invite other candidates from that state who didn't make the screening shortlist?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:28am On Sep 29, 2020
Report from a reliable source has it that more than 60% of candidates that registered are northerners and less than 5% of the registrants are Easterners.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:58pm On Sep 28, 2020
Officers of Nairaland battalion,please how long will it take the NA to shortlist names at the closure of the registration?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2020
Arisukuni:
SUNDAY 27TH SEPTEMBER, 2020 @1:00pm

DSSC- 30089
SSC- 10641

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 702 new profiles for DSSC as against yesterday 275, also we have 183 new profiles for SSC as against 82 yesterday.

2 Days to the Deadline
SSC must reach 12k at the end of the registration.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 12:47pm On Sep 25, 2020
Having difficulty in calculating your BMI?
Use the link below.
https://m.timesofindia.com/life-style/bmi-calculator

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:58am On Sep 24, 2020
Wfsholla90:
I have some questions seniors.
Must I choose my state capital for exams?
What kind of passport photograph do I make use of?
What's the age and weight?
I checked my age with tailor tape rule it's something around 65cm according to them
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Don't mind me please, I just want to make sure I know what I'm doing before going ahead with the form
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Please do reply me as soon as you can. I will really appreciate.
08026886127.
That's my WhatsApp incase if anyone is willing to give me a one on one mentorship through the application process.
Thanks alot bosses.

Me self my own age is around 99cm

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 8:59am On Sep 23, 2020
Update on SSC registration as at Wednesday 23rd September 2020. 8:59am
10196

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 6:34am On Sep 22, 2020
ikefty:
Have done that and it's still occurring
Change your browser. If possible use Firefox
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2020
Please house...I need to know if I stand a chance to be screened out based on my improper dental alignment. Thanks



cc: sirkowitz, ugo4u, odimbannamdi,Richieurch

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:01am On Sep 17, 2020
Hello house, please what really does the Nigeria army check in the certificates. And can someone who hasn't gotten his original certificate( degree) use his/her statement of result for the screening?
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Please reply ASAP

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:00pm On Sep 15, 2020
Jegiosowor:
Is there no way we can save that print out without printing yet?
Yes...if you are using Google chrome browser,simply save/ download the page. Now you can print it at your own convenience

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 8:58pm On Sep 15, 2020
SSC:9369 as at 8:56pm Tuesday the 15th of September 2020. Just 14 days left before the closing date. Brace up soldiers.



Are we good to go?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 3:33pm On Sep 13, 2020
JezCalMeJay:



I still remember Ugo helping me out on this day... Biko.. Don't forget to print out the documents
Definitely it will... however,it will never surpass 15k
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 6:04am On Sep 10, 2020
Situation report as at 10/09/2020 5:45am
SSC =8219

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 5:34am On Sep 10, 2020
Update on the applicants for SSC please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 12:14am On Sep 08, 2020
Arisukuni:
As at 7th September, 2020. At 11:15pm

DSSC. 22412
SSC. 7760
Nice job mate

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:40pm On Sep 07, 2020
Update on the applicants please

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 12:58pm On Sep 07, 2020
OneKYNguY:
Hello guys, I'm here again.. Please i have a gew concern that needs clerification
1. Regarding letter of attestation from my school, i made contact with my school, and was told that, i can't be given later of attestation because i have already been given certificate(original result), and if the organisation I'm trying to enter needs more proof or clarification, they should call the school, I'm confused and scared, but o got this info directly from the dean of students affairs and also the head of exams and records.

2. From the printed forms, there are 3 forms that are to be filled by government staffs and senior amry officials, two identical asking that the person talks about us then one that just needs confirmation and signature, but the instruction says two are needed, please if you understand i need help here, would one person fill two forms?

3. Finally, just out of curiosity, how many personals are selected on both sides, that is dssc and ssc for the final stage?

Thanks...
You can use your statement of result if you don't have your attestation letter
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:03am On Sep 07, 2020
shamack:
The NIGERIAN NAVY PORTAL is now UP n running....

Best of luck to you all
For your good works, God will grant you your heart desires mate. More grease to your elbow

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 8:13am On Sep 07, 2020
shamack:
Situation report MONDAY MORNING

DSSC = 20123
SSC. = 7282


Brace up

22days to go
Nice work mate

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 6:42am On Sep 07, 2020
Update us on the applicants please.Good morning Nairaland battalion

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 11:28am On Sep 06, 2020
Dannyhonda:
With this rate, i doubt if dssc and ssc would get to 50k and 30k respectively with the fact navy would be out on Tuesday
Believe me,SSC will be under 15k this year. That's average of 405/ state including the FCT

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