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sikowitz17:Probably |
spetsnaz:Exactly.... to corroborate with this post, I was informed that the list was arranged according to regions rather than state as it has always been done |
Nwaotu10:When are you filling your application form? Cos I'm convinced you have never had interest in the army |
sikowitz17:Exactly my wish too bro |
ugo4u:I think I concur with you. However, I heard some major amendments were made as regard the initial arrangements. But be it as it may, our fingers will still be crossed. |
ugo4u:Bro, from what I heard from a reliable source. I think the exam is no longer taking place because of some unforseen circumstances. I heard that logistics wasn't totally taken care of. Also time is not totally at their disposal. But he said something can still change at the "die minute" na naija we dey na. |
jelraj:You don't have to go tribal in making your point. Shalom |
Brace up potential cadets. Shortlist is being uploaded as I type this. We may have access to it by tomorrow or next. Meanwhile, just a word of encouragement, the Nigeria army, just like every other armed force is interested in passionate people more than "lucky people". Therefore if paraventure your name was intentionally omitted from the list, don't be discouraged, rather take the bold step of attending the screening if you can. My boss told me last night that more than 10% of the serving personnel in SSC weren't shortlisted during their times but because more than 5% of shortlisted candidates each year never showed up for screening that candidates that came uninvited are sometimes screened and in some cases they are selected. So if you don't see your name when we start checking and you have the resources to attend the screening, please do. Ones more, I wish all of success. |
Dannyhonda:I must confess mate, you know your onus as long as it has to deal with your area of study. Keep it up bro |
Dannyhonda:For purpose of learning, assuming you studied office administration, can you give us at least 5 ways in which you can help the Nigeria army end boko Haram insurgency. Note: everyone is allowed to contribute . |
Dannyhonda:Impressive I must say....but you didn't make mention of your personal benefits for joining the army. By this I mean are you joining for the: (1) pay (2) compliments (3) passion (4) to end terrorism (5) to explore the world etc. I think this is the main reason why they want you to write the essay. |
BoboNogoDie:You are too old for this na |
Nscdc that shot and killed his oga last year. I fear those half trained guys. They need total exhaling |
Gentlemen,while we await the army shortlist that is likely to be released within few days, it's important we rub minds on the very important issue,which is Why do you want to join the Nigeria army? No doubt this is one of the essay questions we are going to encounter in the exam and oral interview. However, some of us here have little or no tangible reason/point why they want to join the prestigious army. Therefore as Nairaland course mates, let's utilize this opportunity to share/enlighten us on some of the important and acceptable reasons why "you want to join the Nigeria army" and if possible develop the essay to at least a 500 words essay. Let's make this a lesson and or fun exercise. |
The clown's Twitter account is even unverified. I doubt if it's actually blackface that has the account. |
"Lexus Jeep" How na? More like: "Biggi gala" " Bobo nutrimilk" |
Foolishbuhari:I swear |
Asquare84:Lol. Bros are you being sarcastic or are you really serious? If the later is the case then you really need the service of a psychiatrist. You want me to report him to the police and within few days he will be back to the society after paying his way to freedom and I will have to pay for his arrest with my life abi? Niggar your plans have failed. I will be the last person that will report an armed robber to the incompetent Nigeria police |
Hmmmmm. I have had series of armed robbery experience,but I will talk about the last encounter. It was back in 2016 while doing my clearance in school,i stayed in a very bad area filled with hoodlums. On this fateful day, I was to go buy petrol with my cousin sister that just got admission in my school around 7:24pm. Incidentally,her fiancé just got her a new Gionee m5 that same week of which she cherished more than anything else. So while leaving she took her phone along and was busy chatting on WhatsApp, luckily for us I noticed her phone and instructed her to go back home and drop it else she is going no where with me. She obliged and we left. I had 2k in my wallet of which I will buy petrol,ice cream and orange for her as she enjoys ice cream and fruits a lot. Also I had my school fees etranzact print out that I haven't changed to receipt yet(never knew I forgot it in my wallet). After buying what we went out to buy, she insisted we walk home instead of taking a bike, on our way,very close to the lodge, lo and behold this bike stopped immediately in front of us, I already knew from experience that we are in trouble so I wanted to "fly" as I normally do if I'm alone or with a side chick. But the thought of leaving my baby cousin at the mercy of these hoodlums held me back. They were three and the biggest of them pulled out a gun ( I was expecting a locally made gun, but behold I saw a cut-to size "pump action" . The guy was like " guy see am oo(holding the gun to my face)if you run,i off you". I summoned courage to ask him " bros how you wan use pump action come dey obtain phone,you suppose enter bank na" the guy vex forget "bold 5" ( our jargon for hot dirty slap back then) for my face. They collected my wallet with my school fees etranzact and the 650 " change" left in the wallet, collected my cousin's nylon that contained her precious ice cream and orange, at this point she told them " na ice cream dey that nylon o" , and the bros replied " baggars no dey lick ice cream? Idiot". All these happened within 2 or 3 minutes. However,base on the kin guy I be, I know the huge guy very well, he was popularly called "fada" in my hood,so I went to meet him in the morning to plead for my school fees etranzact ( of which I had to pay additional bank charges and stress that came with it to obtain a new print out) I first carry the idiot go buy drink and tendered my request...only for the idiot to tell me " guy you fall hands oo, so as big and fine as you are na only 650 naira dey your hand, you get luck say movement wey I make today pay me,if not I for dash you groundnut". So I left disappointedly. To cut the story short, when I was doing my service a year later, my homie called to inform me that "fada" don go mud. He was killed by the police. I said na lie, only for the guy to forward me images his lifeless body at the police station. I said " that serves him right" |
QuadrilAyinde:No carry this thing come meet us for Kaduna o. Before soldiers go beat shege comot from your body |
QuadrilAyinde:How much for 20 litrs of a pregnant woman's urine and a bunch of plantain? Do you have a store in jumia or I should order here? ![]() |
sikowitz17:No mind am. Na over feeding dey worry am. |
So this is it? |
QuadrilAyinde:I think he's not totally informed on what he is talking about. No amount of "African science" can prevent the disastrous impact of a bomb or shell. |
Dannyhonda: |
Dannyhonda:My source doesn't have access to DSSC data, as SSC and DSSC are processed differently with more care placed on DSSC . Although they are compiled together according to him/her |
From a reliable source Posted as received This year's SSC registration turn out was very poor. Why una dey fear combat na? As per your WhatsApp message, Northwest has a total of 4008 candidates making it the highest in all the regions. While Southeast has 946 registrants making it the region with the lowest registration turn out. I think Kano has the highest number of candidates while Ebonyi no just try. Meanwhile, hope you have applied for the leave? If not, you may have issues as shortlisting is almost complete. |
I like her tool. I mean her welding machine. . . .yes na...her tooling machine |
QuadrilAyinde:Sorry it was a typo Its m...not m/s |
If Mr A at point (10,30) moves to point (10,45) and accelerates constantly to point (20,30). Calculate the total displacement and distance covered by Mr. A in m Options (A)displacement=40m/s, distance=105m/s (B)displacement=20m, distance=45m (C)displacement=35m, distance=10m (D)displacement=0m, distance=40m |
Mugiwaraluffy:I think I have replied |
Wanetwamos:Hahaha |


. The guy was like " guy see am oo(holding the gun to my face)if you run,i off you". I summoned courage to ask him " bros how you wan use pump action come dey obtain phone,you suppose enter bank na" the guy vex forget "bold 5" ( our jargon for hot dirty slap back then) for my face.