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Silentgroper:
Lol. U don backslide sharp sharp.

Yeah, it's never easy.

bt i hope xay u don dey prefer d to scissoring ooo.

how's it going to with ur diary.

Backslide means i went back to scissoring.. My taste hasn't changed yet. Sorry for dissapointing you. My diary would be resumed. But i'll have to open another acct to do that.

Silentgroper:
Hi miss.

how has it been?

how are u coping with d new lifestyle.
tbh, is d old u ever going to resurface?

person wey don resurface. it's not easy bro.

Karlifate:
C'est fini.

Lol. The meme na die.!

Sheggy13:
What's the meaning of water sign, fire sign, air sign guy/lady?

i'm a lady. I'll try to explain.
The AIR ELEMENT Signs: Aquarius, Gemini and Libra are Symbols of communication, intelligence, non emotional, vesatility, logical thinkers, charming social skills. and quite indecisive.
WATER ELEMENT Signs:Pisces, Cancer and Scorpio are symbols of emotion, dreams, intuition, moody and hypersensitive.
FIRE ELEMENT Signs: Aries, Leo and Saggittarus are creative, energetic, passionate, inpatient and quick tempered.
EARTH ELEMENT Signs: taurus, Virgo and Capricorn are symbols of stability and solidity,pragmatic, dependable, realistic and ruthlessly stubborn.

Alwayshungry:
a test for your mystical powers.
Am I compatible with a girl that is born on march 8 while I am July 24.
Best answer...

lemme clear my throat fes.
To be honest.
Okay.. 8 march is pisces,A water element, while july24 is Leo, a fire element.
You belong to the element of fire. You're goodlooking, vibrant and full of energy and fire. You have alot of friends because you socialise easily. You're very creative and love lots of attention and compliments. You are a loyal, kind and jovial,generous friend. And can sometimes be very overconfident.
Your partner on the other hand is very emotional.. Caring and sometimes overbearing.
She acts out of emotions. And can be extremely jealous.
Technically.. You both aren't compatible. You see.. Water and fire aren't friends. I guess she'll always have issues and rifts with you because you're a type that easily attract attention and focus.
being a fire sign.. With your ruling planet as a sun.
Am i right or not?

Edipet:
teach me how to analyze this zodiac sign

Ok. I'll try and create a thread on it. The topic is broad and interesting. Good night. Btw..what's ur zodiac?

johnsmhelia15:
i will love it if you will try this for me

Ok. What's you and your partner's birth day and month?

Killertune20:
April 24th, june ist.

You're a 1st decan Taurus.. An Earth element.. While she's a 2nd decan Gemini.. An Air element. Technically.. You both aren't compatible.. There's n way you can force it.
There are four elements of nature namely; AIR,WATER,FIRE,EARTH.
Everyone is born under these elements. Now, there are 12 signs representing the seasons(calender).
Naturally.. Air is not compatible with water and earth.. Only fire.
Water is only compatible with itself and earth.
You're an earth element of the taurus sign. It is your stubborn nature and the fact that you find it difficult to enter into new relationship..it's the reasm why you are yet to be over her.
My advice to you is to move on. She's done with her emotions for u.

Killertune20:
I'm april while she is june

April what? June what?

Killertune20:
Wait, what's with the air and water sign, please expatiate!

Tell me your birthday and month and hers too.. Then i'll explain from there.

Killertune20:
I have seen her, tried to persuade her, but she isn't bulging, I ask then, why can't things go the way they should, why can't people be with the ones they so desire, why must there be complications, cause I'm sure no man on earth will love her the way I do, I know it.

You sound like a water sign guy. If that girl is an air or fire sign. Just forget about it.. On a serious note.. Just forget it.
But if she's a water or earth element sign.. Then there's still hope.. Btw. She can't be a water sign sef.

Most Nigerian MEN are Absolutely and ridiculously USELESS.
This is all they know. S£x and all there is to it. Tueh!

fati2001:
NIGERIANS ARE SO USELESS MORE THAN USELESS ITSELF..




THE USELESS NIGERIAN MEN ACCEPT SEX IN RELATIONSHIP THAT'S WHY THE USELESS NIGERIAN WOMEN OFFER SEX....

BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH USELESS!!

Most Nigerian MEN Are ABSOLUTELY useless!

GodWrites:
Girls don't even find you attractive, and you're here fantasizing about a gay approaching you. Stop dreaming

Lmao.. Guy why you dey like this na. You jus finished the guy. Lol

RRodwave:
Na Amoled Screen if not.....

lol.

20k. Overserious buyer.

The evil that MEN Do.. Even the devil don dey shock!!..

Happy birthday Aquarian beauty. I'm obessed with getting to know people's zodiac?
btw.. Nairaland's men are very terrible... Biko how do the ladies around them cope?

merieam16:
He's looking different....congrats to him

If i say O, u say.....

P.. Another man say C.. Omoh na u sabi.

The chances of a tomboy being a lesbian is like the chances of a Nigerian being corrupt.
You can do the maths.

Akell:
Lugbe, Abuja. And you?

Nsisuk, Calabar. Remain blessed.

Akell:
Yes ma'am.

Wow.. I'm happy to come across a member. Which branch do you fellowship brother.?

Akell..
Worldliness and worldly amusement is the title of the Adult sunday school lesson we studied today.
Do you worship with Apostolic faith?

Lolz. I just said i should check what this challenge is all about. And boom! Op.. Made me laugh.. Abi na the comments above me dey funny me pass.

Shashar:
I can ask for your aza number if I believe you na

So that you'll transfer #100 shebi!

Shashar:
Picture or I don't believe

So how your 'believe' wan take epp my life now?

PreyingMantis:
My dearest, isn't it a bit early to throw me under the bus?

Nah.. I'm about to throw you under a moving train.

PreyingMantis:
My dearest, isn't it a bit early to throw me under the bus?

Nah.. I'm abov to throw you under a moving train.

PreyingMantis:
If you want to play like that Imo Commissioner, make sure you come with a bulging wallet. If your negotiating power is good enough, I believe my friend Powerfly will happily play ball.

Make her an offer she can't resist. Don't expect to get it free

come here.. You say who's your friend?

Shashar:
Take note!

I don't have a flat ass so why should i take note?

Stephenmoka4:
Do you speak the Starfire language?

.

No sir.

Nairaland is becoming the fake by the day. These new recruits just brings up fake
Stories to catch my attention.